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[QUOTE=BDinkie;5195587]Admin. Please move this to the proper area if necessary.

Help! I've been happily mongering for 5-6 years. My cock has always been nice and round and straight. I woke up with an erection, and my cock was bent like 30 degrees. A nice gradual curve. It's almost like there's no blood getting to one side of my cock. Did I break it banging some lady? Did I have a stroke? I'm freaked, and don't know what to do. I need some words of wisdom. Feel free to PM me.[/QUOTE]Unless you want to risk losing use of your penis I suggest you visit an ER or at least an urgent care right aware. A lack of blood flow anywhere, especially there, is nothing to mess with and wait from opinions on a board like this.

[QUOTE=BDinkie;5195587]Admin. Please move this to the proper area if necessary.

Help! I've been happily mongering for 5-6 years. My cock has always been nice and round and straight. I woke up with an erection, and my cock was bent like 30 degrees. A nice gradual curve. It's almost like there's no blood getting to one side of my cock. Did I break it banging some lady? Did I have a stroke? I'm freaked, and don't know what to do. I need some words of wisdom. Feel free to PM me.[/QUOTE]Go see a good urologists not that I know a lot about it but I've seen a lot of commercials on it called PD. If I keep seeing things on here about on it and all the commercials on it I've may just start selling insurance for it. I don't think it that big of a deal to fix. But good luck to you and let us know who knows one of us may be in the same boat sometime.

[QUOTE=BDinkie;5195587]Admin. Please move this to the proper area if necessary.

Help! I've been happily mongering for 5-6 years. My cock has always been nice and round and straight. I woke up with an erection, and my cock was bent like 30 degrees. A nice gradual curve. It's almost like there's no blood getting to one side of my cock. Did I break it banging some lady? Did I have a stroke? I'm freaked, and don't know what to do. I need some words of wisdom. Feel free to PM me.[/QUOTE]Dude they are probably going to have to amputate.

It getting blood flow are he wouldn't have a erection it not getting up with helium IMOP. Is there a doctor in the house that may help.

So this is just a rant and notable observation on the state of play today.

First.

What the fuck happened to talent lately since covid and before we in Louisville have seen the quality and quantity go down. Those that use to be go to have turned to lukewarm dead on the scene waste of times. Not saying all are just the ones I use to swear by even if they had some problems. I know your millage will always vary but damn.

And we use to have more quantity to choose from out here. I know a some of girls have gone to preferred status or VIP stat, being only sees their set of regulars and do not post as much if at all or have gone to word of mouth. But damn we use to have some selection out there. But even decent what we call UTR girls have dried up.

I know we can say the pandemic, money tight and had to find steady work, home drama (handler, BF, Husband, Baby drama, and or new resident of some facility), moved away, retired, or sadly passed away. I am just saying not impressed and not excited about most of the visits of late.

Second.

What is with the lack of communication and reviews as of late. Use to be you could hit the crawler and there were some reviews now its all show me your feet. Ok I get it its a fetish I seen one girl had a clients pay here 75 a week just to lick her toes, but that is that. I mean legit reviews, I know I am a novice at reviews mostly I keep to myself and had a regular side piece. But be nice to see some real reviews about providers and post about events that happened. And those that have been posting on the reg have little to no reviews and if you do find any they are very old, not relevant or worse next to impossible to fin due to search features.

Third.

The clubs as of late do not seem to be worth the time or the money limited talent, I mean by those who interact with you. And dances are very uninspiring just leaves you to think my god I spent it on this not even a tease or a hint. Now I only spent time in the VIP or a very rare occasion never was my cup of tea. But the times I did they were well worth the time except two times. And then there is the fucking blocker, the one dancer that will not get the hint and hoover around you when there. Not only does it block you from the girls, she even ruins your time. Lastly the views, what the hell happened I know girls like their regulars and and stand around but as of late nothing. They stay in the back, and non of them anymore hit the stage not like they would in the day, when you see the dance the shake and sight. Now its like going to a store trying to find someone to help you spend your money.

Fourth.

Body rub places have been always subpar and your dollar and experience varies a hell of a lot. But come on, at least but a little effort in the rub or tease part. Seems all the Asian places lack the sceneries and talent (there are a few out there that make it work your time.), but most have been over the hill, boring, lame, rushing, and useless providers, only thing they suck up fast is your money. I miss the spas from shepardsville or how they use to be. We had some great looking for the spa girls, and aimed to please and please again and to make sure you left with a real smile. As for the European (body sensation, private post, relaxation station) Talent is ok but have to build a repour and really be a regular with them before anything if even or ever offered to be had. But the sceneries there are better but YMMV and deposit is step with tipping leading to a not worth the gold you give situation. But for the escape you get a good one the rub and tease can be worth it just depends on the flip, the view and of course the millage offered.

So my rant and observations is just that I am sure some will agree some will tell me to post more to get PM status and sure some will even call me a looser that can't get shit ever. I do not care this is just my views. I do wish everyone a safe trip, safe visit, safe play, and safe experience out there.

[QUOTE=BDinkie;5195587]Admin. Please move this to the proper area if necessary.

Help! I've been happily mongering for 5-6 years. My cock has always been nice and round and straight. I woke up with an erection, and my cock was bent like 30 degrees. A nice gradual curve. It's almost like there's no blood getting to one side of my cock. Did I break it banging some lady? Did I have a stroke? I'm freaked, and don't know what to do. I need some words of wisdom. Feel free to PM me.[/QUOTE]"Speaking words of wisdom, let it be."

[QUOTE=Golf9979;5195748]Dude they are probably going to have to amputate.[/QUOTE]Yeah, that's what I was afraid of.

[QUOTE=BDinkie;5196741]Yeah, that's what I was afraid of.[/QUOTE]Itll save you money in the end.

[QUOTE=BDinkie;5195587]Admin. Please move this to the proper area if necessary.

Help! I've been happily mongering for 5-6 years. My cock has always been nice and round and straight. I woke up with an erection, and my cock was bent like 30 degrees. A nice gradual curve. It's almost like there's no blood getting to one side of my cock. Did I break it banging some lady? Did I have a stroke? I'm freaked, and don't know what to do. I need some words of wisdom. Feel free to PM me.[/QUOTE]Look up Peyronie's disease. They have been running a lot of commercials on tv for this condition. If this sounds like you, then you should probably contact your doctor.

[QUOTE=BDinkie;5195587]Admin. Please move this to the proper area if necessary.

Help! I've been happily mongering for 5-6 years. My cock has always been nice and round and straight. I woke up with an erection, and my cock was bent like 30 degrees. A nice gradual curve. It's almost like there's no blood getting to one side of my cock. Did I break it banging some lady? Did I have a stroke? I'm freaked, and don't know what to do. I need some words of wisdom. Feel free to PM me.[/QUOTE]You've been hit with Peyronies Disease. I've had it for nearly two years now. It's caused by a build up of scar tissue plaque at the base of your penis. You can see a Urologist (which I did) but there's not much they can do for it. He prescribed Vitamin E at first, which did nothing to help. After six months they can re-assess and suggest a series of shots to help. But after reading some nightmare reviews online for those shots, I decided NOT to go that route. Almost everyone who did them ended up WAY worse than if they had done nothing. I just decided to live with it for now and it's not gotten any worse.

[URL]https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/peyronies-disease/symptoms-causes/syc-20353468[/URL]

Definitely PD. Get to a urologist fast. It happened to me as well as. I also had an ED issue but the build up scar tissue caused me to loose 2" of my dick in about 18 months. My insurance would not cover the cost of treatment. The Dr. Said my only option was an implant. Without the surgery, it would continue to shrink. Needless to say, I chose the implant that my insurance would cover. Alternative treatment would cost about 5 k per and a minimum of 3 treatments.

Wondering if anyone has had any success with a house cleaner who will actually clean, either clothed, naked, or topless and then take a break for a little fun for a bonus in pay. At one time there were a couple of girls advertising that sort of thing on Craigslist, but they seem to flake out and never deliver. Some other locations on this forum mention such an arrangement occasionally under the UTR heading.

Seen news report where a guy named penrose was arrested for porn. Similar name to the monger who was on here years ago.

[QUOTE=AgainLLook;5226863]Seen news report where a guy named penrose was arrested for porn. Similar name to the monger who was on here years ago.[/QUOTE]Not our old monger pal. The Penrose from here is retired and living the good life.

[QUOTE=OneSwiss;5227052]Not our old monger pal. The Penrose from here is retired and living the good life.[/QUOTE]What was that guy's name on here that used to always go down to Costa Rica for action? I used to recall it but it escapes me now.

[QUOTE=OneSwiss;5227052]Not our old monger pal. The Penrose from here is retired and living the good life.[/QUOTE]Provided some very good "Penrose approved" ladies in his day. Thanks again Penrose.

[QUOTE=Nocturne;5227335]What was that guy's name on here that used to always go down to Costa Rica for action? I used to recall it but it escapes me now.[/QUOTE]IIRC the guy went by Shamas with a variety of colorful last names and occupations. This would have been in the early thru late 2000's.

[QUOTE=Nocturne;5227335]What was that guy's name on here that used to always go down to Costa Rica for action? I used to recall it but it escapes me now.[/QUOTE]Was that Shamus? I think I remember reading he died a few years ago.

[QUOTE=OneSwiss;5227052]Not our old monger pal. The Penrose from here is retired and living the good life.[/QUOTE]How many of us mongers actually know each other or what we look like?

[URL]https://www.wdrb.com/news/clarksville-man-arrested-on-child-pornography-charges/article_42fef8e2-7788-11eb-bc98-e33580fe9b78.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=Bruno502;5227557]IIRC the guy went by Shamas with a variety of colorful last names and occupations. This would have been in the early thru late 2000's.[/QUOTE]This was close to his name and title. Posted from all over the world, it seemed, and had a huge personality and appetite for the ladies. Someone posted here that he had died quite a few years ago.

[QUOTE=Ulysses75;5228418]This was close to his name and title. Posted from all over the world, it seemed, and had a huge personality and appetite for the ladies. Someone posted here that he had died quite a few years ago.[/QUOTE]That's the name I recall! Thanks for the reminder. Yeah, that guy went everywhere! Amazing.

[QUOTE=Nocturne;5231056]That's the name I recall! Thanks for the reminder. Yeah, that guy went everywhere! Amazing.[/QUOTE]The last I heard from him, was that he was living the good life in Thailand. I knew him from here, and Costa Rica. We used to get together for a few cold ones, and talk about all the good times in Costa, and all the mutual peeps we kne " in the game". Mongers and providers.

New, to me, anyway, term floating around. Snowflake. What does it mean? Code for cocaine?

Also, does Snowbunny mean they only see black dudes?

Thanks!

Snowflake = sensitive person.

Snow bunny = normally used by AA to state the female is white. I wouldn't say they only date AA tho.

[QUOTE=Mistfall38;5232662]New, to me, anyway, term floating around. Snowflake. What does it mean? Code for cocaine?

Also, does Snowbunny mean they only see black dudes?

Thanks![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BustinANut;5232688]Snowflake = sensitive person.

Snow bunny = normally used by AA to state the female is white. I wouldn't say they only date AA tho.[/QUOTE]So, providers are putting snowflake in their ads to say they are sensitive? Haha.

So I was looking at erotic monkey site and reviewing old post from 3 to 7 years past. And what the hell happened to our providers. It seems and my memory was right we had some decent talent. And now as of late we have some of the lamest and down right questionable at best. So I am going to say this where oh where have the good days gone. Harmony, Chelsea (cierra), the twins, and my favorite Lacey the thin little things from Henry County. Shit the good old days when there was quality and quantity.

A couple of things changed. The economy got lots better and the more the guys were working the less their women folk had to get out and earn some cash. Drugs took out many, some permanently. The biggest problem I think was the end of Backpage. Backpage made it easy for the gals to quickly post an ad when they wanted to work and take it down when they didn't. The USASG ad page still seems to be having technical difficulties or legal issues. The other ads now are scattered among a dozen sites and most aren't updated or trustworthy. But I might be wrong.

[QUOTE=DaddyL;5232901]So I was looking at erotic monkey site and reviewing old post from 3 to 7 years past. And what the hell happened to our providers. It seems and my memory was right we had some decent talent. And now as of late we have some of the lamest and down right questionable at best. So I am going to say this where oh where have the good days gone. Harmony, Chelsea (cierra), the twins, and my favorite Lacey the thin little things from Henry County. Shit the good old days when there was quality and quantity.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Ulysses75;5207528]Wondering if anyone has had any success with a house cleaner who will actually clean, either clothed, naked, or topless and then take a break for a little fun for a bonus in pay. At one time there were a couple of girls advertising that sort of thing on Craigslist, but they seem to flake out and never deliver. Some other locations on this forum mention such an arrangement occasionally under the UTR heading.[/QUOTE]Try Bree. She told me she cleans house topless for a guy. Seems like a hard worker.

[URL]https://escortbabylon.net/review_list/6062402502[/URL]

[QUOTE=Mistfall38;5232755]So, providers are putting snowflake in their ads to say they are sensitive? Haha.[/QUOTE]Context next time boss! No where did your state in your original post that it was for a providers ad emoji. So instead of trying to get smart with your haha next time say what you mean and mean what you say boss!

Mistfall38.

New, to me, anyway, term floating around. Snowflake. What does it mean? Code for cocaine?

Also, does Snowbunny mean they only see black dudes?

Thanks!

[QUOTE=Ralphisit;5233031]A couple of things changed. The economy got lots better and the more the guys were working the less their women folk had to get out and earn some cash. Drugs took out many, some permanently. The biggest problem I think was the end of Backpage. Backpage made it easy for the gals to quickly post an ad when they wanted to work and take it down when they didn't. The USASG ad page still seems to be having technical difficulties or legal issues. The other ads now are scattered among a dozen sites and most aren't updated or trustworthy. But I might be wrong.[/QUOTE]It's more of a general observation but even with legal issues on sites, drug taken over, and economy being what it was. Just the quality of providers in general just have faded away. Just erotic monkey made nostalgic for the good days of good providers and service. I am sure we all have some great memories of some great providers of days past.

[QUOTE=KYJohn;5233226]Try Bree. She told me she cleans house topless for a guy. Seems like a hard worker.

[URL]https://escortbabylon.net/review_list/6062402502[/URL][/QUOTE]I appreciate the referral!

Not sure where to put this review as Joy isn't really an escort but doesn't work at a massage parlor, so here it goes. Joy has been doing BR for a while. I've met her 4-5 times over the past 2,3,4 years. Not sure. Anyway, this lady is in a class all her own. From the time I walk in till the time I leave, she is always focused on me and making sure I leave happy. Her personality is above and beyond. Her cleanliness is tops. Her body is amazing. When I left the other day, I was like why have I only visited with her so few times. So, I'm going to get some Joy in my life more often.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/kentucky/louisville/59552101/[/URL]

[QUOTE=Jsmw1980;5244659]Not sure where to put this review as Joy isn't really an escort but doesn't work at a massage parlor, so here it goes. Joy has been doing BR for a while. I've met her 4-5 times over the past 2,3,4 years. Not sure. Anyway, this lady is in a class all her own. From the time I walk in till the time I leave, she is always focused on me and making sure I leave happy. Her personality is above and beyond. Her cleanliness is tops. Her body is amazing. When I left the other day, I was like why have I only visited with her so few times. So, I'm going to get some Joy in my life more often.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/kentucky/louisville/59552101/[/URL][/QUOTE]That girl is 100 percent an escort.

[QUOTE=TwoNutts;5244671]That girl is 100 percent an escort.[/QUOTE]Joy is gorgeous and fun.

But those rock hard bolt ons are not sexy to me. It's like fondling two basketballs.

They make her look good in a sweater though.

[QUOTE=SeatOnCrane;5244960]Joy is gorgeous and fun.

But those rock hard bolt ons are not sexy to me. It's like fondling two basketballs.

They make her look good in a sweater though.[/QUOTE]I thought she was in Louisville, but her site says Lexington. Does she commute?

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I've texted 5 girls today, no responses. Is this par for the course? Are escorts just notoriously hard to get ahold of?

[QUOTE=KYJohn;5255333]I've texted 5 girls today, no responses. Is this par for the course? Are escorts just notoriously hard to get ahold of?[/QUOTE]Unfortunately they can be sometimes. Just keep texting until one texts back. And don't be surprised if some respond after you've already committed and had your go with one.

[QUOTE=KYJohn;5255333]I've texted 5 girls today, no responses. Is this par for the course? Are escorts just notoriously hard to get ahold of?[/QUOTE]It has been my experience that the ladies are normally hard to get in touch with and even after making the initial contact and appointment they may still disappear. Just hang in there because as they say "if at first you don't succeed, try try again". Sometimes they are even worth the effort.

[QUOTE=SteenkyNutz502;5255375]Unfortunately they can be sometimes. Just keep texting until one texts back. And don't be surprised if some respond after you've already committed and had your go with one.[/QUOTE]I've had girls respond days later " yes I'm available". LOL. I'm like you been asleep all this time. Someone told me that listcrawler will auto generate adds. So my time to get around is early mornings. I might see an ad that says 4 am but sometimes it's an auto generated ad and the girl really didn't "just post it". Maybe that's an excuse some has had but I've heard it from more than one.