Massage Parlor Reports

Greetings all. I was wondering if anyone could pm me with an emp recommendation.

I'd be willing ttoftt, but I'd ghave to locate one first.

Thanks in advance.

Blue

Hey dude,

I am from the south but I travel up to Chicago on business a lot. I am into the American girl places especially the Latina places. I bee to a few of hem in the area.

I will be going back there again in about to weeks again hope it gets a lot warmer I been hereing it has been Brutal there.

How was this place, how was the treatment do they have established fees for the extras? How open is their menu?

I appreaciate your help and info I will gladly do the same for you if you ever travel to the Kissimee orlando and miami areas of florida.

DK

[QUOTE=Sdjsingle]I made it there today. This turned out to be pretty good.

I called first and was told to come right in.

When I arrived I was let in by a very sexy black girl, maybe 24.

I did also see the sleepy latina curled up on the couch. Very cute.

She told me $50 for a table shower and massage.

She let the little latina sleep and led me in back.

The table shower was pretty thorough. She asked if it was alright to wash everything.

On to the massage.

Pretty standard, kinda light. I've had better. Walked out very satisfied.

When I left, the cute little latina was just waking up. I will definitely return and I think I'll get the latina next time.

PM me for details. This is one new place that I want to keep open.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Blueknot]Greetings all. I was wondering if anyone could pm me with an emp recommendation.

I'd be willing ttoftt, but I'd ghave to locate one first.

Thanks in advance.

Blue[/QUOTE]The only emp I have been to is Lisunias on Harlem. Ivona is a hot girl & fantastic time but I never got more than a hj. It is expensive for what you get .9 @ door & .5 for topless & .9 for nude but I get sick of Asians after a while so I splurge once in a while.

Car you PM me any info that you receive on this topic? I'd like to try some more emp's as well.

So I ventured out for the first time to spend $ on a massage in six months. I've been a pretty good boy, for whatever reasons (family, economy), but yesterday morning I fell off the wagon.

On a whim, I thought about trying the school. Drove around a bit as I didn't have a blackberry with me and couldn't remember if it was on Irving or Montrose. After searching Free411 for a bit, I finally came up with an address. I parked across the street and saw a sign in the window that said "open". I ventured over there and tried to go in, but alas the door was locked. I walked down to the 2nd door to find that locked as well. So, I called the number that is posted on the front door. Here's where it gets bizarre.

A chick answers, "hello. " Seems a bit unprofessional. No "Good morning, this is the massage school. " It seemed like I was calling her at home. Maybe calls were forwarded. The conversation turned into the rudest couple of minutes I've ever encountered by a business establishment.

"Why are you calling?"

Me: "Um, to get a massage."

"Who are you?"

Me: "Um, ...(my fake name)"

"What do you want?"

Me: "I saw the sign on the door said 'open', thought I would stop by for a massage."

"Well, call back at 1pm to make an appointment."

Me: "Can I make one now? It's 11:30am, I would like to make an appt for 1pm"

"No, you have to call back."

Yadda yadda. After a couple of more questions, she hung up on me. Needless to say, that one experience completely ruined their chances of me ever going there. Their loss.

I wanted to hit CMT (or is it CTM), but couldn't find their number on Free411 and didn't have the Reader with me (and it was too cold to stop at a 7-11 to get out and get one.

I had called Lisunia's, but my regular VIP goddess wasn't there, so I thought I would try my other sure-fire stand by up on Bronx. Unfortunately Alyena has moved back to Russia (smokin' hot Rose McGowan look alike), but I had another girl. This girl I think I had a couple of years ago, and since then she's actually really become cuter. He complexion and hair style were hot. I dreamt she gave me a nice back massage and started working the glutes before I lost control. I dreamt I sat on the table and had some dirty talk, kissing her neck, sticking my tongue in her ear, checking out her body, giving her compliments, making her pull her pants down so I could check out her ass and thong, turning her back around and liftin' the shirt to suck on the ladies (awesome nips), and then I made her stare me right in the eyes (six inches from my face) while she HJ'd me to completion. What a dream. $55 plus $25 tip. Always good to wipe off the chick's hands with kleenex afterwards. She told me I was such a gentleman. No doubt in my mind I could have taken this chick home with me after her shift. She was into me. She was upset with the tip, but deal with it.

The economy sucks and I'll probably reign it in again for another six months.

So I took the plunge. Felt like wasting a little cash, and it was $110 for the 4-hander for the hour. There was good and bad news.

Got Donna (?) and Angela, neither of whom I had seen solo there. Table shower was good, maybe a little briefer than my average at Senina, and then a steam before being led to the room. I have to confess, I really don't care about the massage. I know a lot of you guys take it seriously, but I just asked for a light touch, which pretty much amounted to an extended tease portion. That, I liked, especially with two of them. Plenty of appropriate attention.

When it came time to get going, I was shocked by what they asked. I was assuming I would pay double my usual tip there, but they asked $100 each. I laughed right at them, not to make a point but because that was my true reaction. Were they kidding? No, because 4-hand is "special". Well, it took some effort, and it was a drag, but I got it down to a more manageable level but still more than I came in expecting (not that much more, though).

The finish, despite all that, was a lot of fun, their hands and my hands everywhere. Perhaps I shouldn't say who, but when one left the room for a hot towel, the other made a surprisingly blatant offer of "more" next time if I came to see her.

I might take her up on that. The 4-hand was fun to try, but the negotiation put a damper on it, and I wouldn't look forward to repeating that.

For the record, I've found outcall 4-handed massages on CL for a similar price point (slightly more, I guess) with cute non-asian chicks, so that's probably where I'll go the next time I have that itch.

Been a while since I've actually posted (lurked a lot).

Was well off monetarily before Christmas and a dozed off to dream about what I would do with it.

Thought about contacting a tantrika but to no avail so I found myself just walking into Senina. An "angel" led me upstairs for the ts and 1hr. The dream took a decidedly better turn when she offered fs at a reasonable rate. Since it was a dream a jumped all over it, pun intended. It was one of the most fun yet relaxing dreams I've yet to have about that place.

While I'm here, I thought I would agree with the below statement:
[QUOTE=Blueknot]For most, if not all of us, mongering must be done discreetly. We are posting far too much info. Let's try and be creative and keep intel to a minimum.[/QUOTE]I am in total agreement. From now on I'll only be posting useful info.

Does anyone know whether it is possible for a lay person to learn about thr disposition of specific criminal cases? I would only have names and possibly court dates. What else would be necessary?

Thanks!

Called for appt., was 5 minutes late and she called me back to ask if I was still coming...and it gets worse.

She's in an office/apt. on cicero, 2nd floor walkup. She was heavy, not at all pretty, and she put on very large latex gloves for the handshake. The massage was lame, the handshake was worse. I left sore and unsatisfied. Pass on this one, here's the ad:

Best massage, Wonderful relaxing by nice Asian oriental female (CICERO & PETERSON.)
Reply to: [email]serv-997607475@craigslist.org[/email] [?]
Date: 2009-01-18, 10:55AM CST


Winters cold day...a lot of snow...tired...stress?

Full body massage: swedish and chinese. Reflexology.Deep tissue massage.

Very nice & friendly, professional, and experienced massage therapist in private, comfortable, clean, convenient location.

Organic oil, soft music & massage, hot towel...free parking.

1 minute off Edens Expressway.

WONDERFULLY RELAXING AND REFRESHING....relieve stress and reduce muscle tension...real good massage by strong and soft, warm & gentel hands.

Rates: 1 hour $60, 1/2 hour $40, 1 1/2 hour $90.

Call for appointment: 312-451-2165 until 10pm. Leave message if no answer. Will call you back soon.


Location: Cicero & Peterson
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She worked her a$$ off today. Either mongers were just celebrating MLK’s birthday by getting a massage, or they were trying to see her one more time before she leaves in February, to spend the whole month in China. While I was on the table her cellphone rang 3 or 4 times…..heard her turn down one client because it was so busy. All the phone ringing was annoying but I looked over it because that had never before happened like that. She was apologetic, even extended the hour a little to make up for the interruptions. I appreciated the way she skillfully directed the clientele so that we wouldn’t have to meet & greet. Me, I had to wait in a room, both on the way in and on the way out--but all was worth it for the fine quality of service.

I don't see what the fuss is all about. My experience with her was less than average. She's a bit photogenitcally challenged as well. I also recall a certain funk while in her place. Seeing Winnie IMHO is no better than going to an AMP with the older ugly ladies. I too heard great things about her but she was a big disappointment to me. So So masasge and a very mechanical HE is what you can get anywhere.

[QUOTE=HappyGardener]Wish me luck boys. I might be going to china on Saturday. Will find out today. Any suggestions from anyone that hasbeen there lately?[/QUOTE]

I am in China. I was riding up on the elevator tonight with several people from my group after dinner and a little petite Chinese girl got on with us. I got off on my floor, turned and smiled at her, and she hopped off just as the doors were closing. She walked over and said "Hello Sir, Need massage?" I invited her and said lets talk. Quick discussion of events to follow included shower, massage, and sex for special Chinese New Year price of about $70. Oh and she would stay Long Time if I wanted. Says she wasnt a pro...needed money to take home for New Year. Shanghai has emptied out as everyone has headed to see family for the New Year celebration.

She just left and I am off to sleep. Tomorrow night Sauna...and the next night there is a bar around the corner from my hotel that has lots of girls in it...

You go happy.

I think we all wish we were there.

[QUOTE=HappyGardener]I am in China. I was riding up on the elevator tonight with several people from my group after dinner and a little petite Chinese girl got on with us. I got off on my floor, turned and smiled at her, and she hopped off just as the doors were closing. She walked over and said "Hello Sir, Need massage?" I invited her and said lets talk. Quick discussion of events to follow included shower, massage, and sex for special Chinese New Year price of about $70. Oh and she would stay Long Time if I wanted. Says she wasnt a pro...needed money to take home for New Year. Shanghai has emptied out as everyone has headed to see family for the New Year celebration.

She just left and I am off to sleep. Tomorrow night Sauna...and the next night there is a bar around the corner from my hotel that has lots of girls in it...[/QUOTE]

You lucky bastard...have fun for us all. Do take pics you can shar with us later if possible.

Parking in the rear, which makes it sweet, especially if you are nervous about going to the West Side. It's west of Western on Division. Pick a name when they ask if you have been there, Susie, Cindy, they all work. $60 for one hour massage and table shower. Act like you have been there, the TS is in the back, near the back door, so when she asks for the shower(after you have completely disrobed) start walking back.
TS-Great, warm water, cleaned me up nicely.
Massage- Lasted 50 minutes, excellent.
I left a $40 tip.

So jealous...must go to China...and join Happy...


[QUOTE=HappyGardener]I am in China. I was riding up on the elevator tonight with several people from my group after dinner and a little petite Chinese girl got on with us. I got off on my floor, turned and smiled at her, and she hopped off just as the doors were closing. She walked over and said "Hello Sir, Need massage?" I invited her and said lets talk. Quick discussion of events to follow included shower, massage, and sex for special Chinese New Year price of about $70. Oh and she would stay Long Time if I wanted. Says she wasnt a pro...needed money to take home for New Year. Shanghai has emptied out as everyone has headed to see family for the New Year celebration.

She just left and I am off to sleep. Tomorrow night Sauna...and the next night there is a bar around the corner from my hotel that has lots of girls in it...[/QUOTE]