Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Bylethe;6782212][URL]http://yojoylife.com/show/lotusspa312-804-4600.html[/URL]

Stopped by Lotus Spa and greeted by Mimi.

Cute Asian, 5'4, thin with nice "B" bolt ons.

Standing shower was interesting, lots of soap and roaming hands.

Back to room (small room, but clean and nice) for a short massage.

BBBJ and DAY was great, nice trimmed Kitty. Hit doggie and finished Missionary.

All in all, a nice GFE romp. Place is small but clean. Mimi was great.[/QUOTE]I saw her this week, she is terrific. Great body, and great service as well, very attentive and accommodating. Took me a while to unload, and she never complained about switching positions or how long it took. Will definitely see her again before she leaves.

[QUOTE=RedGhost79;6788207]I saw her this week, she is terrific. Great body, and great service as well, very attentive and accommodating. Took me a while to unload, and she never complained about switching positions or how long it took. Will definitely see her again before she leaves.[/QUOTE]Hi. Damages?

[QUOTE=FruitNinja;6788075]Take a few for the team and report back. And your question is vague.[/QUOTE]Literally how is it vague? It's a pretty simple question. And what does take a few for the team means? The reason why I'm asking is because I been to a few mps recently and only had luck with one.

Where they are okay with you touching them (Grabbing ass, caressing thigh, etc). Not trying to sound like an asshole or be difficult. I'm just here asking a question. Sure, I can comb through outdated info that was posted on here or info that could be entirely fake. Or I could ask a question on here like all the other people did and get an answer that's not sass sounding or being a dick.

I haven't been to CLM in a while but there is a new girl whos pics are probably TGTBT. Brooke looks to be very lean, exactly the way I like them from her pics but we all know how that sometimes turns out there. Has anyone got a peek at her? Are the pics in any way close?

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[QUOTE=ChrisDemos;6503184]Any luck with Le rose. I see they offer waxing too.[/QUOTE]Visited few months back. The chick use to work at body mind soul on northside. He is legit but was only 1st visit. No otc or hints.

[QUOTE=NoHorni;6788553]Literally how is it vague? It's a pretty simple question. And what does take a few for the team means? The reason why I'm asking is because I been to a few mps recently and only had luck with one.

Where they are okay with you touching them (Grabbing ass, caressing thigh, etc). Not trying to sound like an asshole or be difficult. I'm just here asking a question. Sure, I can comb through outdated info that was posted on here or info that could be entirely fake. Or I could ask a question on here like all the other people did and get an answer that's not sass sounding or being a dick.[/QUOTE]There is plenty of recent reviews on here that are recent. Like there are daily reviews. Regulars here tire of the new guys that want to be spoon fed information on a daily basis when there's plenty of information if you just read the forum. Guys post and then the new gut that's too lazy to read the forum wants everyone else to work for them and re-post information that they've already posted. Nobody is going to help someone that doesn't want to help themselves. Looking at your 21 posts, most are questions and deletions because you're argumentative. Take a look in the mirror.

[QUOTE=DWaits;6788111]And on that note, I'm surprised there aren't any shops around the Argyle stop. Maybe the area is too community oriented and its easier to stick with locations where the women don't run into people they know?[/QUOTE]Used to be a lot of street prostitution in the area and maybe an apartment or two, but there's never been any spas around there.

[QUOTE=Billy73;6787940]Anyone test drive Jin Spa on S Michigan downtown?

Going to try and get in there tomorrow or Tuesday but was wondering if anyone has checked this spot out yet appears to be on the 13th Floor of a building on S Michigan Ave.

But any intel would be helpful and I'll report back from my visit also.[/QUOTE]I went once. Was expensive and nothing great. Older woman rub and tug, nothing extra. I work nearby, and I do not think they are there anymore. At least not in the 180 and. Michigan building. If you go an it is better, let us know. With all the office vacancy downtown I am surprised there are not more opening up downtown.

[QUOTE=SmileySam;6788804]Tons of info on the forum. Just got to take some effort. Also writing reviews seems to be a good habit to get into. Cheers.[/QUOTE]Sam is right, there's a lot of current info on here if so scroll through. Pay any of them a visit, walk in and if you don't like what you see leave. If it's your 1st time there maybe just do the half hour and see how that goes and post a review.

8 X Mich.

Thanks for all the intel appreciate you guys.

Called this morning and she told me she would text me rates and she said 80 yuan I'm thinking I hit the jackpot for $11.25 USD LOL but I knew what she meant -.

Headed over got the 1 hr for $80 about 40 minutes into a really good massage she pulled my underwear down and started the prostate rub which got me stupid rock hard on the flip was only offered L1 for $60 more and took it and was one of the better L1 I've gotten in a long time. Reminds me of the older woman at Belmont Spa 5-6 years ago. The $140'worth the out of the ordinary experience. Sign in at desk on 13th floor building is oddly vacant and spooky.

Location 9/10 great for a work lunch time pop.

Girl 6/10 older probably 50's attractive with giant tits.

Cost 6/10 Pricey for a jerk off but it was a hell of a jerk.

Would repeat just for the ease of access older woman but still has some attractive sides to her and those tits are worth it alone.

She somehow got $1. Tip out of me for clothed L1. Wasn't discussed until after the flip. She said 1.5 for L2 wtf. She knew I was there to see her and it was her time of the month so maybe that was why. But I should have complained. That is way too much. Maybe negotiate up front if you go.

[QUOTE=Billy73;6787940]Anyone test drive Jin Spa on S Michigan downtown?

Going to try and get in there tomorrow or Tuesday but was wondering if anyone has checked this spot out yet appears to be on the 13th Floor of a building on S Michigan Ave.

But any intel would be helpful and I'll report back from my visit also.[/QUOTE]Been a few times, older bbw with big tits named Ipop (I know weird name). Pretty expensive for L1 around 100-120. Shitty massage and light teasing. Last time she got tired from trying to get me to bust and had to resort to self service. Also be ready to give an I'd at the desk when you enter the building and they make you sign in.

Wish there were more options downtown between granny bbw and Angel bag of bones, its insane how there isn't a decent parlor in the Loop. This fuckin city man I swear.

[QUOTE=FruitNinja;6788839]There is plenty of recent reviews on here that are recent. Like there are daily reviews. Regulars here tire of the new guys that want to be spoon fed information on a daily basis when there's plenty of information if you just read the forum. Guys post and then the new gut that's too lazy to read the forum wants everyone else to work for them and re-post information that they've already posted. Nobody is going to help someone that doesn't want to help themselves. Looking at your 21 posts, most are questions and deletions because you're argumentative. Take a look in the mirror.[/QUOTE]Not a new guy. Just looking for info. Other people seem to be able to do that if they're coming in from out of town or if they have a high enough post count. You didn't even have to respond anyway! I check daily on this site in this forum, you guys either talking about the same 5 spas (CLM, Orange, 819, Tokoyo, a random Thai one with ladyboys). Someone asked about Jin Spa and I did give my knowledge of what I knew. Did the same with Chicago men spa. Not argumentative, just your attitude rubbed me the wrong way. Some asked about Jin and I didn't see anyone say "oh toftt and find out" or "oh there's info on the forum". Despite what his status, he still have people help him. If you don't feel like help then don't but don't go and belittle someone for whatever invalid reason.

[QUOTE=AyoHell;6789161]She somehow got $1. Tip out of me for clothed L1. Wasn't discussed until after the flip. She said 1.5 for L2 wtf. She knew I was there to see her and it was her time of the month so maybe that was why. But I should have complained. That is way too much. Maybe negotiate up front if you go.[/QUOTE]Never negotiate. Let her quote prices, and opt for the cheapest selection. Providers will often deduct $20-30 off of an upgraded service. Not all providers will, but 60-70% will.