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[QUOTE=DetCarGuy;2345026]Well, last night I was a little bored when I read your post. I started and email conversation with these 2 dirty rats. I convinced them to drive all the way out to my area with the promise of $$ for an over night stay. They refused to come to my house (not that I would have given them the right addy). We agreed on an up scale hotel in my area. I gave them a fake room number and boy were they pissed to find out that they just been tricked. I know that's not getting you your $$. 5 back but I hope it puts a smile on your face to know that they had a pretty rough time last night.[/QUOTE]Awesome. It does make me feel a little better.

I have the one girl's parents' home address. I'm thinking about sending them the ad and letting them know what their little girl has been up to. I'm just trying to decide if I'm that petty.

Hey guys,

Been on the group for two months now an have had fun in the SC based on what I learned here an I could really use the groups help again. I'm in the West Bloomfield / Waterford area an am looking for a NO DRAMA provider. Want to just make sure the first time goes smooth without incident with LE. I had been planned to dream of PRINCESS BARBIE but she is no longer in town.

Any other suggestions.

PM me if you don't want to discuss here. Any help appreciated.

Just wondering if any one has seen this lady. Her body looks familiar like she is one of the girls that were providing crappy service awhile back. And before I waste my money I figured I'd ask and see if any of you guys have seen her before you can pm me if you want or post here. Thanks in advance.

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This is to both Donny & Street.

She was on my radar but now based on both of your reports I'm now skeptical. She does seem very pretty. The contact I have had with her (with out seeing her) has been very good. No bs pretty straight forward. I have not meet her yet but did plan to very soon. So I guess my question is this. Would either of you see her again? Please explain further. Please feel free to pm me if you would like.

[QUOTE=Register9233;2346511]Awesome. It does make me feel a little better.

I have the one girl's parents' home address. I'm thinking about sending them the ad and letting them know what their little girl has been up to. I'm just trying to decide if I'm that petty.[/QUOTE]I'd do it. But I am kind of a dick.

[QUOTE=Misterb899;2346652]Just wondering if any one has seen this lady. Her body looks familiar like she is one of the girls that were providing crappy service awhile back. And before I waste my money I figured I'd ask and see if any of you guys have seen her before you can pm me if you want or post here. Thanks in advance.

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/amy/18220594[/URL][/QUOTE]Check the rip off reports. She ripped a couple of us off last winter.

[QUOTE=Collossus1979;2345845]I've been on this site for a while but only really been trolling. I finally took the plunge and figured it was time for me to step out of the shadows and contribute. If any of the senior members have any suggestions about my review, so I can give good ones with just the right amount of info, please feel free to DM me. Thanks and here it goes.

Just had a dream with this one last night. She is such a short spinner, looks a lot better than her pictures, and really gets into it. She is so sweet and makes you feel comfortable. The room was a little dirty but I was to focused on her to care. She is in southwest detroit but it wasn't that bad. She host in a private residence. After we got the initial meet and greet out of the way, we got more comfortable. She started out with a nice vacuum BBBJ (she really does a good job and I sale ar I felt tonsils). Then on went the cover and she got on top for a very enthusiastic Cowgirl. She is so tiny that I wasn't sure if I would be able to fit all the way. But she rode like a champ. I popped in the bag, we cleaned up and laid there for a minute. She asked if I wanted to go again since we had time. Just finished with a nice light massage. Will definitely be back for more of this petite pixie. I recommend paying this one a visit. Enjoy.

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sweet-and-petite/16816779[/URL][/QUOTE]I've seen her a couple times and had absolutely no problems with her whatsoever! She has never tried to upsell with me. My experiences with her are similar to this report.

Anybody see this girl? Looks hot!

[QUOTE=BangNBounce;2346677]This is to both Donny & Street.

She was on my radar but now based on both of your reports I'm now skeptical. She does seem very pretty. The contact I have had with her (with out seeing her) has been very good. No bs pretty straight forward. I have not meet her yet but did plan to very soon. So I guess my question is this. Would either of you see her again? Please explain further. Please feel free to pm me if you would like.[/QUOTE]I don't mind puttin' my thoughts out on the board. So, basically she IS hot. Great body, pretty face. But puts no effort for $. 5 of me tryin' ta huff and puff ta' finish one out with the constant. "did ya nut, yet?" "listen, we got to make this quick cause you only have another 6 min for the 1/2 hr", "hey maybe next time you won't feel nervous". Grrrrrrrr, I wanted to say. "shut the fuck up and make daddy feel at home!" Soooo damn mechanical, no passion. Look basically this: Great providers are usually decent lookin'. Decent providers are usually great lookin'. She's great lookin' but not even decent. But, hey. If ya got an extra $. 5 for the covered everything dream that amounts to you rubbin' one off on the drive home or back to work. Go for it. I TOFTT for you brother. Up to you to find out yourself, man!

I've been browsing this site for a while and want to contribute. Unfortunately I haven't had any recent dreams. One of my first dreams was about 2 years ago and was with.

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She was legit but was a very big BBW. I'd say like 240 lbs.

She disappeared for long time but is back and is using the same pictures now so she probably hasn't changed much.

Being inexperienced at the time, she wasn't very helpful.

FS was on the menu at the time but things got awkward and I left without anything. She wasn't very friendly and I wouldn't repeat.

Hope this helps. Good luck fellas.

[QUOTE=Mikeee333;2346414][URL]http://www.**************.com/companions/luvly-alana-detroit-white-female[/URL]

49 yrs on NR.

Here is the dream of her I had.

She requested 2 refs which I have. She did contacted them. Hr for $$.

Pros: bery very friendly and warm lady. Evrything on the menu. More than happy to head her. Never complain whatever you ask for. Took more than hour and never mentioned anything during or after. Multiple pops are welcome. Unscale safe and fancy apt. Pretty much in shape. Body looked amazing in stocking!

Cons: no cons at all but her face is not what I expected. I'm not saying she's ugly but not turning on face. YMMV tho.[/QUOTE]Does "everything" include Greek? I'm in the mood.

Had a dream today and decided to take the plunge. On this one:

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I had been looking at this posting for some time. I finally caught her on the phone and she sounded real nice. It was the usual 2 call system. There was no waiting when she gave me the hotel name and then the room number. I was totally surprised when she answered the door. This is the smallest woman that I have ever been with. She is the girl in the picture, but she was so tiny. She is definitely a full grown woman, not underage. I like spinners, but this was too small for me. Oh well. I'm here so I may as well see it through. She was about 4'7" and 85 to 90 lbs. I can tell she was not on drugs, just naturally small. She was very friendly and sweet and undressed right away. She has a female roommate that looks very nice, in fact I wished that I had made the date with her. Her roommate went in the bathroom to shower and never came out or disturbed us. She got right to buisiness with a CBJ which was average, followed with mish and HJ ending. I had to instruct her on the HJ because she got a little frantic and rough with it. Overall it was a good experience. The fact she was so small kind of turned me off. If you are looking for a super small spinner this is the one.

Did the phone and image search and didn't come up with anything outside of MI. Same 3 pics in all her ads that came up? 90 hr TGTBT??

She's close to me, just wondering if anyone has checked into this and found anything further or actually met with her?

Thanks - TDB

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[QUOTE=HughJeffenCock;2345921]Nice job, that is too funny. If we could get one monger to do this to them each day for a week they might finally give up. Classic.[/QUOTE]I just sent them an email as well. Don't fuck with my fellow mongers.

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Has anybody seen her? If so what is she like.

[QUOTE=Coochielvr;2347373]Had a dream today and decided to take the plunge. On this one:

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I had been looking at this posting for some time. I finally caught her on the phone and she sounded real nice. It was the usual 2 call system. There was no waiting when she gave me the hotel name and then the room number. I was totally surprised when she answered the door. This is the smallest woman that I have ever been with. She is the girl in the picture, but she was so tiny. She is definitely a full grown woman, not underage. I like spinners, but this was too small for me. Oh well. I'm here so I may as well see it through. She was about 4'7" and 85 to 90 lbs. I can tell she was not on drugs, just naturally small. She was very friendly and sweet and undressed right away. She has a female roommate that looks very nice, in fact I wished that I had made the date with her. Her roommate went in the bathroom to shower and never came out or disturbed us. She got right to buisiness with a CBJ which was average, followed with mish and HJ ending. I had to instruct her on the HJ because she got a little frantic and rough with it. Overall it was a good experience. The fact she was so small kind of turned me off. If you are looking for a super small spinner this is the one.[/QUOTE]Great report. Thanks! My question is this. The face?! I enlarged the black & white pic of her standing on the table to get a better look at that face. Honestly, it looked like Manny Pacquiao wearing a wig. Just a humble observation. Before I go umpa-lumpa humpin', will I be on Mr. Or Mrs. Frodo? I had a go around with a 4'9 98 lb'er up in flint who had pigtails and a pretty face. (vanessa). Just wondering if there was a nice face to go with this Austin Power dream.

[QUOTE=CoochieLvr;2347373]Had a dream today and decided to take the plunge. On this one:

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/th3-best-ar0und-town-0n-duty247im-real/18011469[/URL]

I had been looking at this posting for some time. I finally caught her on the phone and she sounded real nice. It was the usual 2 call system. There was no waiting when she gave me the hotel name and then the room number. I was totally surprised when she answered the door. This is the smallest woman that I have ever been with. She is the girl in the picture, but she was so tiny. She is definitely a full grown woman, not underage. I like spinners, but this was too small for me. Oh well. I'm here so I may as well see it through. She was about 4'7" and 85 to 90 lbs. I can tell she was not on drugs, just naturally small. She was very friendly and sweet and undressed right away. She has a female roommate that looks very nice, in fact I wished that I had made the date with her. Her roommate went in the bathroom to shower and never came out or disturbed us. She got right to buisiness with a CBJ which was average, followed with mish and HJ ending. I had to instruct her on the HJ because she got a little frantic and rough with it. Overall it was a good experience. The fact she was so small kind of turned me off. If you are looking for a super small spinner this is the one.[/QUOTE]I have already put in a post about this particular dream several months ago. Her face is alright she is very small but not 4'7 more like 4'10.

Glad you had a good time in your dream, I had a totally different experience. She had small mustache Her odor was unbearable I forget what the dream charged me but either way it was not worth it just thought I would put my two "sense" in.

Anyone who notices my posts knows my "public" posts are to try and save you time from being misled or what your realistic expectations should be based on personal experience.

Well, I will toss that to the side and throw you an uplifting "public" post about this girl. If you like pawg's this is your girl! And I know for a fact she luvs the chocolate brothers. I have seen the girl in the pics in action a couple times. I have not contacted this number or met her one-on-one but I have seen her rock a many boats. Happy sailing.

Peace.

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[QUOTE=DonnyInYourArm;2347795]Great report. Thanks! My question is this. The face?! I enlarged the black & white pic of her standing on the table to get a better look at that face. Honestly, it looked like Manny Pacquiao wearing a wig. Just a humble observation. Before I go umpa-lumpa humpin', will I be on Mr. Or Mrs. Frodo? I had a go around with a 4'9 98 lb'er up in flint who had pigtails and a pretty face. (vanessa). Just wondering if there was a nice face to go with this Austin Power dream.[/QUOTE]We'll Donny the face was cute with no scars, pot marks or zits. She is no 10, but I will give her a good 7 or 8. She definitely does not look like Frodo, LOL. I don't know if you can tell by the photo, but she is a light skinned black woman or hispanic with short but nice hair. Hope this helps.

Thinking about seeing her, does anybody have any intel?

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[URL]http://michigan.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=17792848&image=18232683[/URL] anyone seen this one I'm coming that way this weekend any info would be appreciated.

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=17927918&image=18290854[/URL] any info on this one.

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=18272876&image=18272868[/URL] or this one like I said will be there this weekend would like to give on of these a try.

Here I am referring to the masseuse who advertises in the body rubs section of BP. The only photo she displays is of what is presumably her chest. I have read conflicting reports on other sites regarding her hygiene and attractiveness, although most people who have reviewed her have given her fairly high marks. With that painfully lengthy introduction, has anybody seen her recently and is she attractive?

[QUOTE=DonnyInYourArm;2347055]I don't mind puttin' my thoughts out on the board. So, basically she IS hot. Great body, pretty face. But puts no effort for $. 5 of me tryin' ta huff and puff ta' finish one out with the constant. "did ya nut, yet?" "listen, we got to make this quick cause you only have another 6 min for the 1/2 hr", "hey maybe next time you won't feel nervous". Grrrrrrrr, I wanted to say. "shut the fuck up and make daddy feel at home!" Soooo damn mechanical, no passion. Look basically this: Great providers are usually decent lookin'. Decent providers are usually great lookin'. She's great lookin' but not even decent. But, hey. If ya got an extra $. 5 for the covered everything dream that amounts to you rubbin' one off on the drive home or back to work. Go for it. I TOFTT for you brother. Up to you to find out yourself, man![/QUOTE]Donny,

Thanks for the info! She sounds like the "Brazilian Beauty" that I saw and was popular last winter / summer. Someone here explained it best as a "pussy vending machine". LOL.

On a side note she did quote me different rates then what you posted so maybe a "YMMV" type. Idk. I would like to see her if she is that good looking but do not want it to be a "self serve" finish. LOL.

The hard part I have is finding the time to monger. And once I do find the time I don't want it to be a waste.

One last question for ya -.

What area did you see her, trying to figure out what her rotation schedule is so I can gage how long I have to pull the trigger before she leaves to a new area.

Again thanks for the info.

Bang.

[QUOTE=CoochieLvr;2348410]We'll Donny the face was cute with no scars, pot marks or zits. She is no 10, but I will give her a good 7 or 8. She definitely does not look like Frodo, LOL. I don't know if you can tell by the photo, but she is a light skinned black woman or hispanic with short but nice hair. Hope this helps.[/QUOTE]Thank you, sir! Great contribution to our elite community! I'm venturing into little people now with vanessa out there and your newest teenie-tiny provider!

[QUOTE=BangNBounce;2348803]Donny,

Thanks for the info! She sounds like the "Brazilian Beauty" that I saw and was popular last winter / summer. Someone here explained it best as a "pussy vending machine". LOL.

On a side note she did quote me different rates then what you posted so maybe a "YMMV" type. Idk. I would like to see her if she is that good looking but do not want it to be a "self serve" finish. LOL.

The hard part I have is finding the time to monger. And once I do find the time I don't want it to be a waste.

One last question for ya -.

What area did you see her, trying to figure out what her rotation schedule is so I can gage how long I have to pull the trigger before she leaves to a new area.

Again thanks for the info.

Bang.[/QUOTE]I am familiar with the brazilian beauty, I'm 95% confident that she is a different provider. I leave 5% error on my part for chance that she used different pics last year. I can say with 100% that she has an amazing, fit, tightly packaged body of a college cheerleader, and an attractive face that has that girlnextdoor look for sure. But, yeah. I'm on the same boat when it comes to time, value, and quality. I think for a better price, she would be a great jekroff girl who would best provide as a private dancer. No daty allowed, no trips to those amazing cans and even brushed my hands off them. Honestly, I woyld just go to the big, bearded, balding CL shelby 30 yo for 0. 4 and just close my eyes and put this chick on visual reply.

[QUOTE=KarmoLarmo;2348303]I have already put in a post about this particular dream several months ago. Her face is alright she is very small but not 4'7 more like 4'10.

Glad you had a good time in your dream, I had a totally different experience. She had small mustache Her odor was unbearable I forget what the dream charged me but either way it was not worth it just thought I would put my two "sense" in.[/QUOTE]See!! Mustache and smell. Again, my reference to manny pacqiuiao!

[QUOTE=DonnyInYourArm;2347055]Look basically this: Great providers are usually decent lookin'. Decent providers are usually great looking.[/QUOTE]Amen! Couldn't have said it any better.

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Any input on this lady?

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She sounds great the worlds biggest rack means something to mongers everywhere.

Any advise? Please advise?

Cancunx7.

Do any of you take pics (trophy shots of the girls). I'm thinking about starting to ask. Even kick a Jackson or 2 in for their trouble's.

Anybody has any input? I got a few ex's that got them into this and I'm thinking to branch out to my hobby world.

Cancunx7.

[QUOTE=JakJag1986;2349186][URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/deliciously-sweet-sexy-blonde-treat-bps-favorite-playmate-ready-2-blo-ur-mind-specials-all-day/17375244[/URL][/QUOTE]Simple reverse image search shows photos are of Kayden Kensie, a social media cam girl.

[QUOTE=JakJag1986;2349186][URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/deliciously-sweet-sexy-blonde-treat-bps-favorite-playmate-ready-2-blo-ur-mind-specials-all-day/17375244[/URL][/QUOTE]Unfortunately, she's not real. The photos are of a girl named kayden kenzie. You can find her pics on "thechive".

If you make an appointment, I'd like to know if she looks anything like this hottie!

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Any info on this 1?

[QUOTE=DukeNukem;2349417]Unfortunately, she's not real. The photos are of a girl named kayden kenzie. You can find her pics on "thechive".

If you make an appointment, I'd like to know if she looks anything like this hottie![/QUOTE]If you contact her, ask for a pic to verify identity. She'll send a kayden pic first, but say you recognize the person in the pic she sends as a model. She'll send you a real one. Through a little detective work, I can confirm the "real" pic she sends is actually her. However, been trying to make time with her for 3 days now and she stops responding right when I'm ready to head her way for a visit. I'm very curious about this one too.

[QUOTE=DonnyInYourArm;2348909]See!! Mustache and smell. Again, my reference to manny pacqiuiao![/QUOTE]She must have shaved and showered when I saw her. LOL.

[QUOTE=RocketMan;2347291]Does "everything" include Greek? I'm in the mood.[/QUOTE]I didn't know at that time as I'm not much into it. But pm her when saw your post and said noooooowayy I tried it once and never again!! And she sent you her apology.

[QUOTE=TinyTwoIncher;2348715]Here I am referring to the masseuse who advertises in the body rubs section of BP. The only photo she displays is of what is presumably her chest. I have read conflicting reports on other sites regarding her hygiene and attractiveness, although most people who have reviewed her have given her fairly high marks. With that painfully lengthy introduction, has anybody seen her recently and is she attractive?[/QUOTE]She is a top notch "masseuse". Very professional, sexy woman who is confident and very attractive.

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Any info on this 1?[/QUOTE]I Can tell you the second and fourth pictures are of a Kalamazoo provider.