Massage Parlor Reports

Am I the only one that goes to AMPs? Well besides malibu? Anyway, I went to the AMP next to angel spa. I had to use the internet for a second to upload some files and figure I would try again. I didn't go to angel spa only cause I know for sure I'm not getting anything. I don't even know if you can grab ass there or not. So I went next door. I got this hot thin tall girl. She made me drool for some reason. She had on jeans but oh well. I got a great massage with lots of ass. I did leave with a smile. I liked her.

2 days ago I went to Classy Spa again on mesa verde. I got a PT girl that was around 30 but she was pretty cute. She had a nice big ass for an asian. Gave a pretty good massage. I touched her without getting any feedback so I just rubbed her when ever she was in reach. There was a towel the whole time but it did not get in the way. On the flip, I got the best tease I have had in a long time. Both her hands running up and down the inside on my thighs up to my balls. Did this for a few minutes then got closer and then light touch on my sack. She would inch up the towel little by little. I was hanging all out and took her hand and put it where I wanted it. I wonder if the other girls there do anything like that?

Today I was driving down bristol and figure I would give a shot to that new place on Redhill. So I get the half for 50. Which is ridicules, rooms were new and the girl comes in. Shes the same one I saw before. Hot, but massage was crap. Hurried, without much action, and was kinda just killing time. I didn't try anything cause I was already giving up. I'm sure she would have cause she seams so slutty. But I didn't want to hear 60 or 80 for a freaking HJ.

I was in the Fountain Valley area the other day and decided to check out the new place that has been advertising in the CL therapeutic section on Heil. Stopped by before work first, everything was new and shinny on the inside. First thing I noticed and did not like was that the walls did not go all the way to the ceiling. There was rather loud music playing. I walked up to the window and a beautiful young viet girl walks up, wearing, of all things, jeans. She started to hand me a “New Customer” intake card to fill out. I told her I just want to check the place out and would be back after work.

For some reason I went back after work, heck it was on my way home and my neck was stiff. When I walked in this time, there was a young, short, cute, viet girl sitting at the front desk wearing a sun dress. She acted startled, like she wasn’t supposed to be there, went to get someone but ended up just taking my .4 for hh and talking me to a room. After lying down, no towel, the same girl walks in. She never covered me and just started an above average massage. Her English was very poor and barely spoke the whole time. After 20 minutes she taps me on the shoulder and makes the HJ motion. I ask how much, she says .8, no that’s not a typo. I countered with .4 and after a few minutes of back and forth she settled on .4. Very mechanical with little hand roaming. I asked what else was available and how much I should bring next time. She again quoted me .8 for a HJ, 1.2 for a CBJ, and 1.5 for FS.

I’m sure there are others working there, so I might be back to try them. But in the economy today these prices should be going down, not up.

I went there back awhile ago. It is just across from the park, right? I also noticed the thing with the ceiling and didn't like it either. During my massage I could hear the girl at the front desk talking on the phone. The girl I got spoke really good english. It actually took me awhile to realize she wasn't native to America. She gave a pretty decent massage and had strong hands. I didn't even try to touch her leg or ass 'because I was actually enjoying the massage. She eventually did the whole hand motion thing, but quoted me 60 by holding up 6 fingers. I don't know what was wrong with me, but for some reason in my mind I thought she was saying 50. I was having a brain hiccup I guess. So I meant to respond by saying I only had 40, but again the brain hiccup, so I held up 5 fingers. Okay, so she quoted me 60 and I accidentally said 50, but she said no and without any more negotiating just went back to the massage. No teasing or anything to try and make me change my mind. After I realized the mistake I couldn't believe she turned down the 50. That's only a 10 difference. I must admit she was the hottest little viet girl I have seen at an AMP.

I have read a lot and thought I should post a little something

I was craving a massage from a white chick and saw a post on CL in the theraputic section. A place in orange on tustin near the play it again sports.

I walk in and a kinda cute young girl greats me, ask if I have been there before. I say yes but tell her it has been a while so she still has me sign in for something and collects my $.45 for a half hour.

She walks me to the back, I see another lady, late 30's not bad looking, but late 30's. Puts me in a room that has some island theme. I get the feeling that she isn't going to give me the massage.

I strip and get on the makeshift bed with a outdoor umbrella positioned strangly close the the table. I put the towel half on my ass. In walks an older lady, like late 30's or early 40's. Big fake rack and busted up face. Her name is Cloe I think. She gives a very half ass back rub for like 5 mi and asks me to flip. Continues the lame rub on my legs and then taps my cock through the towel and asks if I want a "foot" rub. I say yeah and she mouths $.6. WTF

I was at full attention so I said sure. She goes to lock the door. Pulls her top down and but out her rock had bolt ons and dumps a handful of what looked like olive oil. Starts the rub and gives a little russion action. I dodnt want to try for more than a HJ but I rubbed her tits. Other than being rock hard she had nice nips. I shot ans she caught evertything in her had and cleaned me up just as good as her massage was, very half assed.

The whole thing took less than 25min. Not worth it but something tells me I will try again hoping to try another gal. I got the feeling that maybe a BJ could have been had but I didn't want one from her.

[QUOTE=Guy665]I strip and get on the makeshift bed with a outdoor umbrella positioned strangly close the the table. I put the towel half on my ass. In walks an older lady, like late 30's or early 40's. Big fake rack and busted up face. Her name is Cloe I think. She gives a very half ass back rub for like 5 mi and asks me to flip. Continues the lame rub on my legs and then taps my cock through the towel and asks if I want a "foot" rub. I say yeah and she mouths $.6. WTF[/QUOTE]


Sixty, or one sixty? $.60 = 160 / .60 = 60

If you paid one sixty to get a modified HJ, you was robbed!

[QUOTE=B Malibu]Sixty, or one sixty? $.60 = 160 / .60 = 60

If you paid one sixty to get a modified HJ, you was robbed![/QUOTE]Sorry, again I am new. I meant .60 and I was still robbed

Well its about time there's a WMP in SoCal with potential!! Has anybody else gotten additionals from this place? Another website is saying they have some Asian action but an all American staff would be a nice change...as long as its not LE! Are ya willing for go back for a trip beyond Russia Guy665?!

[QUOTE=B Malibu]Sixty, or one sixty? $.60 = 160 / .60 = 60

If you paid one sixty to get a modified HJ, you was robbed![/QUOTE]


My thoughts exactly.

[QUOTE=Gavon]Well its about time there's a WMP in SoCal with potential!! Has anybody else gotten additionals from this place? Another website is saying they have some Asian action but an all American staff would be a nice change...as long as its not LE! Are ya willing for go back for a trip beyond Russia Guy665?![/QUOTE]I don't go often, but I might try there again as long as I get another girl, maybe that young chick that greated me.

[QUOTE=Guy665]I was craving a massage from a white chick and saw a post on CL in the theraputic section. A place in orange on tustin near the play it again sports.

I walk in and a kinda cute young girl greats me, ask if I have been there before. I say yes but tell her it has been a while so she still has me sign in for something and collects my $.45 for a half hour.

She walks me to the back, I see another lady, late 30's not bad looking, but late 30's. Puts me in a room that has some island theme. I get the feeling that she isn't going to give me the massage.

I strip and get on the makeshift bed with a outdoor umbrella positioned strangly close the the table. I put the towel half on my ass. In walks an older lady, like late 30's or early 40's. Big fake rack and busted up face. Her name is Cloe I think. She gives a very half ass back rub for like 5 mi and asks me to flip. Continues the lame rub on my legs and then taps my cock through the towel and asks if I want a "foot" rub. I say yeah and she mouths $.6. WTF[/QUOTE]

Sounds like a cheaper version of Headless Tao. By the way, is that place still around? I know a lot of people hate the place but I always had a pretty good time. Last time there, I had Adrian, a hot brunette milf. Only problem was she was pregnant. Getting paid $$$$$ to be a surrogate mother. She had some interesting stories and the whole thing was rather kinky.

This was a while ago and she said they were relocating in a couple weeks. Does anyone know where they ended up?

Went and visited the little MP with the barber's chair in front. It was certainly a hole in the back of the wall kind of place. What wasn't said was that the lady was really old and fat. I got a powered massage that I swear I thought she was using latex gloves. I was so grossed out. I decided to close my eyes and ask for a happy finish. Which I got. Wasn't worth it. Her age and the environment made it a bad experience even for the money. Ewwww

Salty have you been back to the place on Stage? looks like all the Latinas are gone from there.

Anyone know of any places close to Beach Blvd? north of the 5 and south of Whittier?

Visited the Go-Karts place earlier and got Kay for a "massage." She gave a lame massage followed by; BBBJ, CG, K9, and BBBJ to HJ finish. She had b-c cup and a nice thin figure. She was Korean.

.5 for a half

$ for the FS

mutha' fuckin B C! (sorry for the lowercase letter; laying on my side typing with one hand).

needed a massage, but wanted some play too. stopped in w/o appt, and no regulars available. i told mms to pick - she usually does good, but brought me a dud. i asked for prettier and/or younger, alas, michelle came in.

40'ish viet, but very cute, nice compact body like some of the others. very good med-hard massage for first half, then light strokes around the glutes. the tool got stiff, her hand got wet, then the h/e began. her scrub top went up, nice boobies and hard nips unleashed, the white bottoms dropped to the floor. my hand slid between the white g. she got on table per my request, massaged the shaft with her panties. felt lucky and had party hat in hand, she said "how much you tip if put inside?" negotiation completed, and on it went and in it slid. 2 minutes and splat!

she washed up, i kept the evidence for my own disposal, then she rubbed my face. l'il mali wanted mas, a quick tug was had for round deuce. very satisfied! not often you get licensed masseuse, f/s, and msog for full hour for 160 otd. could've been less, but felt generous.

Been craving The Strange lately, so I hit a few new AMPs this week.

First one was in Costa Mesa, on Irvine Ave., Holiday Spa. It’s been around awhile, they used to advertise on CL, but haven’t seen them post for awhile. I needed a massage and thought I give them a shot. Place is in the back upper floor of a hillside two story shopping center. Walked in and only one girl working, she said it has been very slow. She claims to have only been there two months and all the older girls have left, because of it being slow. She was OK in the looks department, face was ok, body look nice with bolt on C/Ds and wearing jeans. Got the half and was led to the room, she claims to have never given a half hour massage, only hours. There was a sign in the room warning the masseuse about activities, see attached. She gave a very good, legit, massage. Absolutely no hint of extras! Was politely repositioned whenever I made a move. If I’m in the area again and just need a good inexpensive massage, I will probably be back. Her name was Jennifer and works on Friday and Saturdays. .4 for the half and .1 tip.

My second visit was around the corner from the first, on Santa Ana Ave. and Bristol. They are advertising on CL therapeutic section. Walked in and there was a guy working the front, it seems to be his place. There was a 20 minute wait, but was offered a shower and to relax in a room until someone was free. Very nice place, décor was nice and the shower was big and clean. There was another sign in this room warning the customer to be good. The door had a window about head high that had cardboard covering the bottom portion, there was about 4 inches of the window clear about 7 feet off the ground. My wait was well rewarded with Rachael, 5’1” she claims, very thin with nice big boltons in a little black tank top, but there are those damn jeans again! She is young and raised in the US. Very VERY pretty!!! She went to school and is a CMT. Everything was on the up and up, she made no offers and I made no attempts. I know I’ll be back to see her, there is time for that later. Her massage was excellent. .5 for the half and .2 tip.

Third place advertises on CL, Chapmam. Called and got directions, not very good ones either. Gave MMS .5 for the half and was led to the room. First room had a full size bed and several girls were laying on it watching TV, none above a 7.

Is it just me or does every FS place put the table against a wall. Most places put the table in the middle, so they can walk around you. Every FS place I’ve been to has the table against the wall. Heck, at least the walls went to the ceiling.

Got Carol, a Latina MILF with a tight body and boltons, was also offered my pick of Asians. Oh how I love them wearing sundresses! She walked on my back a bit, got it to crack and then on to the light touches. 1.2 FS, .8 CBJ, and .6 for HJ. This girl knows what she is doing. Brought me to the edge and back several times and was very vocal, there was no other customers so why not. I usually like them younger and Asian, but I’d go back to her for a change. MMS seems very grateful for the business also.

So there it was, spent most of my play funds in one week which were supposed to last the month. Heck, you only live once.
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