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My gardener stopped by the AMP in and. Naples across Germain Lexus dealership. They had a special. 6/ hr. He was led to the room and they were so busy, she left 3 times in 10 min. To answer the door. He got up, got his money back and left.
He drove to east Asian next to the uniform place. Got a tiny spinner Jennifer. Good massage, light touch, was offered BJ for $ or HJ for. 4 will repeat with her, the other 2 girls looked older and not that hot.
[QUOTE=NaplesNative;2681643]I had a dream that I had some free time so I decided to stop by the AMP at the corner of Livingston and pine ridge rd which is across from the fire station. Paid 70 for the hour long massage. The girl that greeted me at the door was the same for the massage. I think her name was Julie. She was quite attractive and gave a decent deep tissue massage. On the flip she did some light teasing and asked what I would like. Was offered a variety of things and decided on FS for 1. 5. She got undressed and we got straight down to business. She had a beautiful body and the kitty was neatly trimmed. She did not watch the clock and rush and seemed to enjoy it and moaned the entire time. Will repeat.
[/QUOTE]I can endorse this review!
A couple of things. First, a note to myself for next time: Always have exact change for the door; that was an extra $10 tip. Second, I'm pretty sure the GORGEOUS young woman who greeted me (with a hug, a peck on the cheek, and a nice pat on my ass) was NOT the same one who came into the room when I was bottom-side up. BUT. I'm not complaining! Because the provider was an adorable little flower (named Jen, I believe, as her English was not expansive). I think the most wonderful words in Chinese-accented English just have to be a sweetly whispered "What you want?" while her hand is stroking the boys. Will repeat.
Went yesterday, normally see Sophia but she was not there so had Mimi. Excellent massage, not too intense and good skills. At the flip very nice ST and finish. UTC top. After very nice TS to wash all of the oil off and out the door. Standard pricing.
Jack.
My trash man stopped in front for a chat. When it got around to girls, he said he gets a great massage in the cape. Sara will do any type of massage you would like. She is or was licensed. She has the table set up next to her living room. He got undressed and on to the table. After a very good massage on his back she had him flip and asked if he wanted a total body massage. Of course he said, he also notice she was completely topless with a beautiful set of real breasts. He would not tell me more other than he would recommend Sara for those that want a very good massage with extras. You can find her add on craigslist under massage. He said be good to her. He left a very good tip as she worked up quite a sweat relieving his pressure. With tip total damage $. 30 for hour.
Stay safe Rodney.
[QUOTE=RodneyDanger;2709567]My trash man stopped in front for a chat. When it got around to girls, he said he gets a great massage in the cape. Sara will do any type of massage you would like. She is or was licensed. She has the table set up next to her living room. He got undressed and on to the table. After a very good massage on his back she had him flip and asked if he wanted a total body massage. Of course he said, he also notice she was completely topless with a beautiful set of real breasts. He would not tell me more other than he would recommend Sara for those that want a very good massage with extras. You can find her add on craigslist under massage. He said be good to her. He left a very good tip as she worked up quite a sweat relieving his pressure. With tip total damage $. 30 for hour.
Stay safe Rodney.[/QUOTE]On CL there's no category for massage but there is for Therapeutic. However there is a category for massage on BP but I could not find her advertisement on either site. We need to find that trash man for more specific details so we can help this young lady grow her business.
[QUOTE=RodneyDanger;2709567]My trash man stopped in front for a chat. When it got around to girls, he said he gets a great massage in the cape. Sara will do any type of massage you would like. She is or was licensed. She has the table set up next to her living room. He got undressed and on to the table. After a very good massage on his back she had him flip and asked if he wanted a total body massage. Of course he said, he also notice she was completely topless with a beautiful set of real breasts. He would not tell me more other than he would recommend Sara for those that want a very good massage with extras. You can find her add on craigslist under massage. He said be good to her. He left a very good tip as she worked up quite a sweat relieving his pressure. With tip total damage $. 30 for hour.
Stay safe Rodney.[/QUOTE]Is this the Sara that used to be in downtown FM adv. On BP Massage category with phone ending with -0285??
If so, is it still that phone number?
To my Naples friends.
Preparing to return to Naples next week and will be there until April.
Hoping to get a little help and information.
I've been to Tavila near the Strand and had a very good time. Went to the place on Pine Ridge across from the fire station and didn't have a good time. There appears to be a "new" place on Pine Ridge near the corner of Collier. Has anyone been there yet and if yes can you provide some details? The Tamiami places are all a little to far away for me. Had always wanted to try the green building but never got the opportunity.
Thanks in advance for any help you can give.
Always interested in spinners!
PM is fine.
RH2.
Tina is in the Cape. [URL]https://fortmyers.craigslist.org/lee/thp/5343157616.html[/URL] does anyone have any info on her?
[QUOTE=GatorBait1;2713722]Tina is in the Cape. [URL]https://fortmyers.craigslist.org/lee/thp/5343157616.html[/URL] does anyone have any info on her?[/QUOTE]Don't have a clue, but sure would like to know.
[QUOTE=GatorBait1;2713722]Tina is in the Cape. [URL]https://fortmyers.craigslist.org/lee/thp/5343157616.html[/URL] does anyone have any info on her?[/QUOTE]I saw Tina one time early this year. She is better looking than her pic +. She has a nice personality and is talkative +. She talked too much about her live in BF -. The provides a great massage +. I was allowed limited roaming of her nice small boobs +. Usual asian HJ finish. She does not advertise regularly so when I was available she was not and I moved on. Next I saw Sara in the Cape and she does a great job with upgrades if you treat her with respect. She also has a live in BF and she would not do full nude for me and I moved on. MM, out.
I had a dream about a Latin provider in the area. In my dream After reading the reviews about Jennifer I decided to give her a try. I called and asked for time with Jennifer in Cape Coral and the women that answered the phone told me that there was no one at the cape office and I had to come to ft myer to see Jennifer. Since I had nothing else to do I decided to give it a shot. Once I got there a Latin women took me back to the room and collected the $ fee. I asked if she was Jennifer and she told me she was not so I again request her. She left the room and came back in when asked she said that she was the only one there. Since I already paid I figured what the hell. She told me her name but I couldn't understand her it started with a be. She rubbed me down half heartedly with some oil and even when I rubbed her leg she didn't did respond. After about five minutes of boredom, she gestured me to flip over. Once I flipped rubbed my chest and thighs avoiding everything else. I began to rub her and she reluctantly returned to favor. After a couple of minutes she asked what I wanted and I let her know I wanted full. She told me it would be a $ now even though I didn't want to pay it my little brain overruled my big brain and I said alright and paid her. Once she came back to the room she continued with her hands after a few minutes I motioned to her mouth she said no her tooth was broken and it hurt to bad. So I then motioned for more and she said no her mouth hurt too bad. Pisssed off at this point but nothing else I could do I proceeded to let her finish with her hand. She was disinterested at best throughout the whole process that lasted about half an hour in the door and out the door. Needless to say that I will not repeat. Maybe someone else's dream will go better with her oh and she is the girl in the ad. Safe hunting.
[URL]http://fortmyers.backpage.com/BodyRubs/now-in-ftmyers-hot-fantastic-exotic-sexy-latin-girl-in-town-call-now-239-850-5426/11583106[/URL]
[QUOTE=Lostsoul1981;2720153]I had a dream about a Latin provider in the area. In my dream After reading the reviews about Jennifer I decided to give her a try. I called and asked for time with Jennifer in Cape Coral and the women that answered the phone told me that there was no one at the cape office and I had to come to ft myer to see Jennifer. Since I had nothing else to do I decided to give it a shot. Once I got there a Latin women took me back to the room and collected the $ fee. I asked if she was Jennifer and she told me she was not so I again request her. She left the room and came back in when asked she said that she was the only one there. Since I already paid I figured what the hell. She told me her name but I couldn't understand her it started with a be. She rubbed me down half heartedly with some oil and even when I rubbed her leg she didn't did respond. After about five minutes of boredom, she gestured me to flip over. Once I flipped rubbed my chest and thighs avoiding everything else. I began to rub her and she reluctantly returned to favor. After a couple of minutes she asked what I wanted and I let her know I wanted full. She told me it would be a $ now even though I didn't want to pay it my little brain overruled my big brain and I said alright and paid her. Once she came back to the room she continued with her hands after a few minutes I motioned to her mouth she said no her tooth was broken and it hurt to bad. So I then motioned for more and she said no her mouth hurt too bad. Pisssed off at this point but nothing else I could do I proceeded to let her finish with her hand. She was disinterested at best throughout the whole process that lasted about half an hour in the door and out the door. Needless to say that I will not repeat. Maybe someone else's dream will go better with her oh and she is the girl in the ad. Safe hunting.
[URL]http://fortmyers.backpage.com/BodyRubs/now-in-ftmyers-hot-fantastic-exotic-sexy-latin-girl-in-town-call-now-239-850-5426/11583106[/URL][/QUOTE]So just to be straight, you donatee 200 bux for a half assed hand job?
[QUOTE=KingKongLeo;2721360]So just to be straight, you donatee 200 bux for a half assed hand job?[/QUOTE]That's what it sounds like to me. But I'm hoping your comment was not meant as a pejorative to his report. I've read a lot of posts with guys suggesting more aggressive on-the-spot responses. Maybe that's what some members want. But when you're in that situation, unless you are kong-like, it seems to me most normal guys should / will take their medicine and report back, sparing the rest of us the misfortune.
If we're going to criticize a guy's approach, what the likely outcome is will be less reporting of unfavorable experiences for fear of being trashed for not having the stones to man-up and get one's money's worth (or money back). Not everybody is built for that approach, physically or in manner.
But perhaps I assume too much from your one liner? If so, I do apologize.
And thanks to LostSoul1981 for the warning.
[QUOTE=Athwartships;2723842]That's what it sounds like to me. But I'm hoping your comment was not meant as a pejorative to his report. I've read a lot of posts with guys suggesting more aggressive on-the-spot responses. Maybe that's what some members want. But when you're in that situation, unless you are kong-like, it seems to me most normal guys should / will take their medicine and report back, sparing the rest of us the misfortune.
If we're going to criticize a guy's approach, what the likely outcome is will be less reporting of unfavorable experiences for fear of being trashed for not having the stones to man-up and get one's money's worth (or money back). Not everybody is built for that approach, physically or in manner.
But perhaps I assume too much from your one liner? If so, I do apologize.
And thanks to LostSoul1981 for the warning.[/QUOTE]No critisim at all, happy this guy warned us, and angry that these chicks are taking advantage of us like that. I just couldn't belive they are asking that much and not doing shit. Pisses me off. They trap you, get you in at the door, get you nakid and rubbed, then they know most guys won't get kong like and put them in their place when they try to rip you off.
[QUOTE=GatorBait1;2713722]Tina is in the Cape. [URL]https://fortmyers.craigslist.org/lee/thp/5343157616.html[/URL] does anyone have any info on her?[/QUOTE]I was talking to a guy looking at the property next door for sale and we got around to girls doing massages. Well he mentioned that he sees a girl named Tina in the NW Cape. He said she gives excellent massages. 80 an hour and a standard HE. He said she had him totally relaxed with the back and neck massage. On the flipped she did the upper body and then the HE. Fully clothed and very limited romming. He said she was a little heavy with small boobs and the nips felt fine, attractive but nothing to get excited about. She cleaned him up with a warm damp towel. She lives in a nice and safe neighborhood. When asked he said he left her $ and would see her again just for the excellent deep tissue massage.
I am not back down South yet in Naples but I thought I would post some fun I had up North that made me believe in SANTA again:
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Just a funny experience at a AMP today. Since I had some time before the Holidays, I visited a place I went to 10 days ago where I had a very good time but I really did not bring with me a good enough tip. So when I went back today. Made an appointment and she was waiting. Gave her the house fee and a big Christmas tip upfront and said she was great last time and I wanted some more nice warm fun. Actually she has a beautiful body, slim, nice boobs and a good ass and she really gives a great professional massage and TS. Really just wanted some good massage, warmth and to leave happy.
Turns out, rushing around for the day, etc. I was just not really in the mood to release. She got pretty frustrated after trying everything and no results from me. It was actually funny.
So here enters the SANTA:
She stops, leaves the room and brings in her co-worker to help her. Co-worker communicated well, striped down also and they both worked on me and me on them. Co-worker asked if I ever has fucked in the ocean? Oh what a joy, just imagine it. In San Diego, CA where she said she was from.
Well of course the job got done and we all 3 were relieved. (To answer some questions before you ask, no BJ or FS. Not my thing at an AMP. Just good old fashion fun).
Merry Christmas to all.
Take care of your providers this holiday season.
They are valuable for what they do, and most are nice people.
Then everyone can have a smile on their face.
Happy Guy 2.
I have been seeing Coco at Sunset for years and she has let herself go and the last time I saw her there was a terrible odor to the whole place so I just left. I returned a month ago and she was not there but a younger 30 ish girl was. (Can't recall the name) She tried to upsell me for $ for FN and I motioned ok if she would also do BJ. She pretended to not understand. I just let her do the standard are&T and tipped her my usual. 4. The main reason I liked Coco was her massage technique and he let me roam freely and puller tits out and panties down.
I need a new place with a younger girl that is good with massage, and just manual HE is ok. Anyone had luck at the one on Boyscout lately?
Has anyone been able to reach Nikki?
[URL]http://fortmyers.backpage.com/BodyRubs/nikkis-topless-rubdowns-dont-delay-im-just-a-call-or-text-away/18122375[/URL]
Tried calling and texting and zip.
Just got back in town for the season. Just in time. Day after I left up North, it turned 17 degrees. For those that remember me, please pm me with updates on what are still the good places in Naples, the good and fun providers with good attitudes that like to have fun and enjoy what they do. Old regulars at Green Bldg have moved around I heard (and found out in Oct).
Also, current rates for HE and for FS if I get in the mood. I know Davis place was crazy $$ so stayed away from there.
Any advice and current info appreciated.
Happy hunting and keep safe.
Happy Guy 2.
This is the 3rd girl my trash man saw. He said that Nina is the real deal, sweet, beautiful and caring. Advertises on BP massage section NOT body rubs. The place is located in a professional office park off of Winkler near Six Mile Pkwy. Her office is clean, comfortable and calming, has beautiful shower rooms and clean towels. This girl knows how to give a quality massage. You must call to make an appointment. Upon arrival you will fill out a short questionnaire describing what's available. NO more no less, it is not an AMP. It's a tad pricey but the massage is first rate. He said he would repeat as his back felt great and now he can still lift those heavy trash cans. As always stay safe Rodney. [URL]http://fortmyers.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/nina-come-on-a-my-house/17281392[/URL].
[QUOTE=RodneyDanger;2755126]This is the 3rd girl my trash man saw. He said that Nina is the real deal, sweet, beautiful and caring. Advertises on BP massage section NOT body rubs. The place is located in a professional office park off of Winkler near Six Mile Pkwy. Her office is clean, comfortable and calming, has beautiful shower rooms and clean towels. This girl knows how to give a quality massage. You must call to make an appointment. Upon arrival you will fill out a short questionnaire describing what's available. NO more no less, it is not an AMP. It's a tad pricey but the massage is first rate. He said he would repeat as his back felt great and now he can still lift those heavy trash cans. As always stay safe Rodney. [URL]http://fortmyers.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/nina-come-on-a-my-house/17281392[/URL].[/QUOTE]With all the clues in her BP ad, candy, the rest ain't bad either, and that long legged bikini pic on the beach lookin' too cool to deny?
Must be bait and switch ad, or you need key way to find if any extras? In the office or maybe out of the office?
[QUOTE=Freedom2B;2755737]With all the clues in her BP ad, candy, the rest ain't bad either, and that long legged bikini pic on the beach lookin' too cool to deny?
Must be bait and switch ad, or you need key way to find if any extras? In the office or maybe out of the office?[/QUOTE]Here is a REAL FUNNY ONE. I know a guy that went to Their place when it was by Riverdale, it was WAY OVER THE TOP. EVERYTHING on the menu. He didn't know it was the same people for some time.
He wanted a LEGIT MASSAGE, called Ron (the guy that works with her), set an appt, arrived, was given a complete tour of the facility. Massage was undraped, after asking him for more pressure the TRRUE.
MASSAGE was REALLY GOOD AND LEGIT, then on the flip it was a tad bit uncomfy when he still was not draped but the MASSAGE was hitting the spot. THEN OUT OF NO WHERE, he said the jewels and the.
Banana were touched, no biggie, then, GRABBED LIKE they do on Boyscout AMP. He said he said "YO DUDE THATS NOT FOR MALES". The guy says ok sorry most of my clients want that. SOOOOO.
Its kind of strange that NOW I read the female OFFERS NOTHING. Very strange.
[QUOTE=GatorBait1;2756199]Here is a REAL FUNNY ONE. I know a guy that went to Their place when it was by Riverdale, it was WAY OVER THE TOP. EVERYTHING on the menu. He didn't know it was the same people for some time.
He wanted a LEGIT MASSAGE, called Ron (the guy that works with her), set an appt, arrived, was given a complete tour of the facility. Massage was undraped, after asking him for more pressure the TRRUE.
MASSAGE was REALLY GOOD AND LEGIT, then on the flip it was a tad bit uncomfy when he still was not draped but the MASSAGE was hitting the spot. THEN OUT OF NO WHERE, he said the jewels and the.
Banana were touched, no biggie, then, GRABBED LIKE they do on Boyscout AMP. He said he said "YO DUDE THATS NOT FOR MALES". The guy says ok sorry most of my clients want that. SOOOOO.
Its kind of strange that NOW I read the female OFFERS NOTHING. Very strange.[/QUOTE]LOL. But the rest of the story.
Did he finish or let the dude finish it? OR not? Inquiring minds with vivid imaginations want to know the rest of the story, as Paul Harvey used to say.
I heard she does other too, but expensive but no known limitations / extent of svc.
Guys I am new in the area and I am looking for a good AMP. The must be cute and clean. Any advice?
[QUOTE=GatorBait1;2756199]Here is a REAL FUNNY ONE. I know a guy that went to Their place when it was by Riverdale, it was WAY OVER THE TOP. EVERYTHING on the menu. He didn't know it was the same people for some time.
He wanted a LEGIT MASSAGE, called Ron (the guy that works with her), set an appt, arrived, was given a complete tour of the facility. Massage was undraped, after asking him for more pressure the TRRUE.
MASSAGE was REALLY GOOD AND LEGIT, then on the flip it was a tad bit uncomfy when he still was not draped but the MASSAGE was hitting the spot. THEN OUT OF NO WHERE, he said the jewels and the.
Banana were touched, no biggie, then, GRABBED LIKE they do on Boyscout AMP. He said he said "YO DUDE THATS NOT FOR MALES". The guy says ok sorry most of my clients want that. SOOOOO.
Its kind of strange that NOW I read the female OFFERS NOTHING. Very strange.[/QUOTE]I don't know if you enjoyed that experience or not. That story could have went both ways. Get it?
In case you need more experiences before you make up your mind. Or not.
There's nothing wrong with that.
Jenna Malone: [URL]http://fortmyers.backpage.com/BodyRubs/experience-ts-jenna-malonereal-nuru-massage-the-ultimate-body-to-body-massage-100-real-pics/18566600[/URL].
Sofia: [URL]http://fortmyers.backpage.com/BodyRubs/coming-back-wednesday-jan-20th-slim-blonde-whitebrazilian-ts-slender-34d-nude-picsalways-visit/14999959[/URL].
I decided to try the sports spa massage on Bonita beach rd again. Set up an appointment for that evening. Got there about 5 minutes early and went to the door and it was closed and the lights were off. Very weird. Maybe they forgot my appointment who knows. If anyone has any other Intel about them I'd appreciate it.
Hi, just back in the area since last winter, I dreamed I had a real pleasant experience last winter at Q and was wondering if anyone has any recommendations about that or other locations. If anyone is heading to central MI I can provide some insight up that way. Thanks!!
Hello, I am in the fmeyers area for vacay. I found the AMP on Cleveland in BP ads. Searching here I did not find any recent intel. Any recent intel appreciated.
Thanks,
Mt.
[QUOTE=MassageIt;2759754]Hello, I am in the fmeyers area for vacay. I found the AMP on Cleveland in BP ads. Searching here I did not find any recent intel. Any recent intel appreciated.
Thanks,
Mt.[/QUOTE]Don't waste time or $ with Luxe but most others have options. See pm.
Was down by Coconut Mall and figured I'd troll BP for maybe a rub and tug. Found this ad [URL]http://fortmyers.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/lily-is-back-21740-us-41-estero-inout-call/13129322[/URL] and went to their Estero location. Met by an OK looking young lady. Opted for the 1/2 hour routine. She was quick on the flip and offered me the full menu. Couldn't see a Benjamin for FS after dropping the house fee. Went for the HJ which was good but too quick. In and out in 20 minutes.
My ATF up north of FM has the same HH rate for the full monty. Live and learn.
There are several AMPs on Cleveland. At least in FTM. I have been to at here are 3 of them that I have been to. The one by the Sprint store is decent but in a hurry. The one by the Tattoo parlor is better and they take their time but pricey. There is one farther north just past a McDonald's on the FTM side that is always good but not as good looking. I have never gotten the feeling that the Sprint one and the one farther north offer FS. I think that the other one may, but again, too pricey for me. There are a couple more that I have been to but not there are not enough landmarks to describe them.
PM me for more details if you would like.
-Fred.
[QUOTE=MassageIt;2759754]Hello, I am in the fmeyers area for vacay. I found the AMP on Cleveland in BP ads. Searching here I did not find any recent intel. Any recent intel appreciated.
Thanks,
Mt.[/QUOTE]
Coming to Naples / Ft Meyers this week for work and looking for a reccomendation. Please PM me if you have any. Also might consider an ATF AMP. Too much to sift through on BP.
Thanks in advance.
[QUOTE=Face5;2767783]Coming to Naples / Ft Meyers this week for work and looking for a reccomendation. Please PM me if you have any. Also might consider an ATF AMP. Too much to sift through on BP.
Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]Get to sifting. Most of us don't offer up juicy intel to mongers with two posts who won't take the time to read all the intel we've already put together for you.
This is the one across Paige field. My buddy got an hour for. 7 Older lady gave a very excellent hard massage with mechanical HE with pointy hard nipples, then finished front massage. He tipped. 3 and was haggledfor more but said no. He would go back just for the massage alone.
[QUOTE=Face5;2767783]Coming to Naples / Ft Meyers this week for work and looking for a reccomendation. Please PM me if you have any. Also might consider an ATF AMP. Too much to sift through on BP.
Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]The solution is fairly simple, RTFF. There is a lot of hard earned intel on here. If you are too lazy to read it then that's your problem.
This trick has worked well for me when I have visited a new area of the country.
The trick is for you to pick the subject that you are interested in or all of the threads if you want.
Go back at least 10 pages in the thread and read the pages from the bottom to the top.
These pages are set up with all of the newest posts at the top.
If you start at the bottom and read the pages backwards you will read them as they were posted.
This will allow you to skip the topics that you are not interested in. That saves a lot of time.
There is a lot of older information on local girls that was not repeated lately because it was not needed. We knew.
So go back and do your research on our beautiful corner of the planet. Please let us know how your dreams went.
A kudos to anyone who helped you out with info wouldn't hurt either. This community is about sharing our different dreams.
That way we can all have mostly sweet dreams and limit the number of nightmares.
Fairly new to area. Looking for AMP with older providers for FS if possible. Suggestions? Thanks.
Did you somehow miss the excellent process to find such information, look just below your post.
[QUOTE=Member#4063;2772233]Did you somehow miss the excellent process to find such information, look just below your post.[/QUOTE]An observation from an outsider as I look through recent posts.
So. We do a lot to try to protect ourselves and the places we frequent on here. I'm not sure were fooling uncle by doing so, but we do make it VERY hard on out of town folk coming to our areas when we do.
I went back and read about 10 pages of history. I'm not from here. I'm in Indy and if you come there and PM me, after I review your posting history, I will discretely. And in a way that doesn't incriminate myself at all, flat out tell you where to go rather than asking you to figure out our own particular brand of code (which is every bit as arcane, but pointless as your own).
For example, "the place by the dealership. ", or, "Near McDonalds" isn't helpful. Even when you provide streets that a place is near, but which aren't contained in its address, its still not helpful. Familiarity with the topography of the land is the cypher anyone needs to crack your code.
Your posts could be referencing locations from about 3-4 towns that I might be looking for and that's a whopping pain in the arse for anyone who's not from this area.
You know who it isn't tough for though? Uncle. That guy lives here and knows his beat pretty damn well. As he gets paid to be a wet blanket on other people's life, if you can crack it, so can he. With ease.
Just sayin'.
And while I'm pissing you off with my "who the hell do you think you are" advice, you might also consider worrying less about protecting your favorite spot and more about protecting yourself should your activities on here ever come under someone's purview.
For example. Rather than telling an entertaining yarn about a dream your father's pastor's Pilates instructor had in vivid play by play, you might instead simply state.
NAME OF ESTABLISHMENT. NAME OF PROVIDER. APPEARANCE ON SCALE. FEE+TIP - (HAPPY, VERY HAPPY, UNBELIEVABLY HAPPY) we all know exactly what it means, but you've not said anything at all that could be incriminating to either you or the provider.
I'm not saying that we do it this way in Indy, we're just like you. But you guys get huge numbers of travelers through here and the constant inquiry for solid information has got to be annoying as hell.
For what it's worth I'm in naples and the only thing I've figured out is that Asian Massage of Naples is apparently pricey as hell.
Now, if you do want to exchange a story of past adventures, here's the kind of thing I might share.
Earlier this year I went into a place in Indy that is known for one particular provider who just has the most therapeutic hands imaginable. She could make Abe Vagoda undead again with those things.
Anyway, I arrived after a very long drive and after a very large breakfast. Before I was going to be in any position to enjoy the massage, I was going to have to unload a bit. I ask for the toilet and its actually just in past the lobby behind the front desk.
I destroyed that thing. I clean up, flush, and go in to my room to enjoy my massage. About 15 minutes into it, I hear this very unmanly scream from a very upset man, some cursing, and then a lot of amused, and then angry Chinese. My therapists stops the massage and starts laughing uncontrollably. I ask her what happened and went outside to investigate. When she comes in she was in tears she was laughing so hard. Apparently, my turd choked the toilet. The water drained down and left the bowl empty, so the owner (an old irate man who will not be sending me any Christmas Cards soon) sat down, noticed the toilet was empty and flushed it with out looking. Then he did his business and flushed the toilet again. For some reason while still sitting on the toilet.
The unmanly scream was him experiencing his own turds caressing his balls. The cursing was him watching that same turd flow out of the bowl and onto the floor. The female laughter was the enjoyment of every woman on staff who apparently hate the guy.
The satisfied sound I didn't mention was me walking out very happy not having had to tip a thing for excellent service having made their day with my previous deposit.
The sound of the old man muttering "sha" under his breath is the reason I will likely never revisit that establishment.
EDIT: This post wasn't actually addressed to you Member. I just happened to use yours to respond to.
[QUOTE=Glaucon;2774075]An observation from an outsider as I look through recent posts.
So. We do a lot to try to protect ourselves and the places we frequent on here. I'm not sure were fooling uncle by doing so, but we do make it VERY hard on out of town folk coming to our areas when we do.
I went back and read about 10 pages of history. I'm not from here. I'm in Indy and if you come there and PM me, after I review your posting history, I will discretely. And in a way that doesn't incriminate myself at all, flat out tell you where to go rather than asking you to figure out our own particular brand of code (which is every bit as arcane, but pointless as your own).
For example, "the place by the dealership. ", or, "Near McDonalds" isn't helpful. Even when you provide streets that a place is near, but which aren't contained in its address, its still not helpful. Familiarity with the topography of the land is the cypher anyone needs to crack your code.
Your posts could be referencing locations from about 3-4 towns that I might be looking for and that's a whopping pain in the arse for anyone who's not from this area.
You know who it isn't tough for though? Uncle. That guy lives here and knows his beat pretty damn well. As he gets paid to be a wet blanket on other people's life, if you can crack it, so can he. With ease.
Just sayin'.
And while I'm pissing you off with my "who the hell do you think you are" advice, you might also consider worrying less about protecting your favorite spot and more about protecting yourself should your activities on here ever come under someone's purview.
For example. Rather than telling an entertaining yarn about a dream your father's pastor's Pilates instructor had in vivid play by play, you might instead simply state.
NAME OF ESTABLISHMENT. NAME OF PROVIDER. APPEARANCE ON SCALE. FEE+TIP - (HAPPY, VERY HAPPY, UNBELIEVABLY HAPPY) we all know exactly what it means, but you've not said anything at all that could be incriminating to either you or the provider.
I'm not saying that we do it this way in Indy, we're just like you. But you guys get huge numbers of travelers through here and the constant inquiry for solid information has got to be annoying as hell.
For what it's worth I'm in naples and the only thing I've figured out is that Asian Massage of Naples is apparently pricey as hell.
Now, if you do want to exchange a story of past adventures, here's the kind of thing I might share.
Earlier this year I went into a place in Indy that is known for one particular provider who just has the most therapeutic hands imaginable. She could make Abe Vagoda undead again with those things.
Anyway, I arrived after a very long drive and after a very large breakfast. Before I was going to be in any position to enjoy the massage, I was going to have to unload a bit. I ask for the toilet and its actually just in past the lobby behind the front desk.
I destroyed that thing. I clean up, flush, and go in to my room to enjoy my massage. About 15 minutes into it, I hear this very unmanly scream from a very upset man, some cursing, and then a lot of amused, and then angry Chinese. My therapists stops the massage and starts laughing uncontrollably. I ask her what happened and went outside to investigate. When she comes in she was in tears she was laughing so hard. Apparently, my turd choked the toilet. The water drained down and left the bowl empty, so the owner (an old irate man who will not be sending me any Christmas Cards soon) sat down, noticed the toilet was empty and flushed it with out looking. Then he did his business and flushed the toilet again. For some reason while still sitting on the toilet.
The unmanly scream was him experiencing his own turds caressing his balls. The cursing was him watching that same turd flow out of the bowl and onto the floor. The female laughter was the enjoyment of every woman on staff who apparently hate the guy.
The satisfied sound I didn't mention was me walking out very happy not having had to tip a thing for excellent service having made their day with my previous deposit.
The sound of the old man muttering "sha" under his breath is the reason I will likely never revisit that establishment.
EDIT: This post wasn't actually addressed to you Member. I just happened to use yours to respond to.[/QUOTE]I remember seeing a sign in a front yard. It said, "Yankee, go home". LOL, I'm just fucking with you.
Something I've learned is that locally we have shitloads of different opinions on what to share, what to keep private, and when to tell someone like me to go fuck themselves. I use local "codes" because it's just easier than repeating certain info over and over, although my posts are overwhelmingly in the SW, BP, and strip club sections. Frankly, I don't mind if a senior with good posting history from out of town PM's me about what the hell I'm talking about with my codes as long as he took the time to read our posts first, and he isn't being a smug dick. No, I'm not calling you a dick. I'm a dick, but that's not what I'm talking about today.