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I found this work very interesting and educational. Though I could not find a suitable thread. It's categorized as funny. I wish it was done by BBC or discovery.
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[QUOTE=Misfit]A John, I tried dowloading the file off the yourfilehost site, but the dowload link does not work? I would love to get a copy of it. Maybe you can send me a copy to my email address. I will PM it to you.

Misfit[/QUOTE]


Nevermind, I finally was able to download it directly from the site. Thanks again dude.

Misfit

Here is some great advice. It is what I will tell my son.

Disturbing Beer Study

Taliban Call Girl

Ever wonder what the Michelin Man's sister looks like??

Michael Phelps' Earliest Photo

Costly Wind Damage From Tropical Storm Fay

You didn't earn it, you don't wear it!

Semper Fi

I am sorry if this question is not appropiate for this forum, but does anyone know this models name or where more video's of her are located?

I keep finding thumbnails of her, but the links do not take me to video's of this model.

Please PM if needed.

Model?! That is pornstar Ashlynn Brooke

[url]http://www.freeones.com/html/a_links/Ashlynn_Brooke/[/url]

Google her name to find more pics and vids.

[QUOTE=Gdlint]You didn't earn it, you don't wear it!

Semper Fi[/QUOTE]


Personally, I'd consider sending those Marines or our other honorable servicemen and women into harms way based on a lie to be the height of "dishonor." But that's just me.

[QUOTE=Freebie Bean]Personally, I'd consider sending those Marines or our other honorable servicemen and women into harms way based on a lie to be the height of "dishonor." But that's just me.[/QUOTE]


I agree it is a shame that those 77 senators and 296 house members are not held accountable for their actions.

[QUOTE=Gdlint]You didn't earn it, you don't wear it!

Semper Fi[/QUOTE]

Yes, and tell Dale Earnhardt Jr. to stop dishonoring the Army National Guard, and Mark Martin the U.S. Army.

[QUOTE=A John]Ever wonder what the Michelin Man's sister looks like??[/QUOTE]Looks like my wife.

Sorry my Wife & my Girlfriend.

What with the fat chics & me?

Everybody knows about 'The Last Supper', here's 'The Last Bachelor party':

[QUOTE=R Consultant]I personally she is sexy as all get up. You know her hubby likes it having 5 kids.
Happy Hunting..[/QUOTE]

Think about it! Do you know what having 5 kids does to a woman’s body? And she isn’t a twenty something hottie anymore.

[QUOTE=Glenn61]Right you are RC,,,Sarah Palin is a beauty,,

She's my kind of woman.

And Cindy McCain is a choice looking M.I.L.F. too.

And no, Monger Forever,,,,,,I would not splooge her if I had the chance, [/QUOTE]

Go ahead Glenn, give her the Glenn splooge move, you can do it. After all, she wants to be treated like an average good old girl, doesn’t she? You are both members of the NRA – so give her the gun. Blow a shot on her face.

ROFLMBAO

CookyJar

PS: Hmmmmmm! I wonder! What would Cindy McCain look like in the buff, without the expensive clothing?

Ouch - just my 2 cents, but I kinda like having God on my side....it's kinda like pissing off a really big dog.

[blue][b]Surfer Out[/b][/blue]

[QUOTE=Baltimonger]Everybody knows about 'The Last Supper', here's 'The Last Bachelor party':[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Freebie Bean]Personally, I'd consider sending those Marines or our other honorable servicemen and women into harms way based on a lie to be the height of "dishonor." But that's just me.[/QUOTE]

Is this the lie you are referring to?

On July 5, 2008, the Associated Press (AP) released a story titled: Secret U.S. mission hauls uranium from Iraq. The opening paragraph is as follows:
The last major remnant of Saddam Hussein's nuclear program - a huge stockpile of concentrated natural uranium - reached a Canadian port Saturday to complete a secret U.S. operation that included a two week airlift from Baghdad and a ship voyage crossing two oceans.

We have been hearing from the mainstream media and Democrats in congress more than five years how, "Bush lied." Somehow, that slogan loses its credibility now that 550 metric tons of Saddam's yellowcake, used for nuclear weapon enrichment, has been discovered and shipped to Canada for its new use as nuclear energy.

American troops found the 550 metric tons of uranium in 2003 after invading Iraq. They choose not to disclose this information and sit on the uranium itself, for fear of terrorists attempting to steal it. It was guarded and kept safe by American military in a 23,000-acre site with large sand beams surrounding the site. During time of war there are some things that the government needs to keep secret from the public. Any inforamtion that is released to the public will also find its way to the enemy.

This is vindication for the Bush administration, having been attacked mercilessly by the mainstream media and Democrats in congress, many who felt that their careers would be helped by their own country losing the conflict in Iraq. Now that it is proven that President Bush did not lie about Saddam's nuclear ambitions, one would think the mainstream media would report the story? Not really. Because by doing so it would show that one of the many reasons Bush gave to attack Iraq, and the only one that appeared not to be valid, was in fact true.

[QUOTE=LordBlackAdder]Carefully study these pictures taken at a construction site. There is something wrong here. An untrained eye may not be able to notice what the problem is. What do you think it is?[/QUOTE]

Trying to bring this forum back into the 'humorous' line. Though we could make a claim that politics is a joke, but unfortunately, it is no laughing matter and it ain't no photo.

So, LBA, did you ever tell us what WAS wrong with those pictures? I can't find your promised response. :D

[QUOTE=Glenn61]The Last intergalatic banquet.... :D[/QUOTE]


[blue][b]Now this one I Like.


Surfer Out[/b][/blue]

[QUOTE=Seva Lurker]Trying to bring this forum back into the 'humorous' line. Though we could make a claim that politics is a joke, but unfortunately, it is no laughing matter and it ain't no photo.

So, LBA, did you ever tell us what WAS wrong with those pictures? I can't find your promised response. :D[/QUOTE]

Thought I had , but someone else figured it out. No one was wearing the proper safety helmets.

[QUOTE=LordBlackAdder]Thought I had , but someone else figured oit out. No one was wearing the proper safety helmets.[/QUOTE]

My apology, you did post the response and I was the one who guessed it. :( Shows how awake I am.

[QUOTE=Seva Lurker]My apology, you did post the response and I was the one who guessed it. :( Shows how awake I am.[/QUOTE]

And here all this time I thought she was the only one working in the picture. I should have been more observant.

[QUOTE=LordBlackAdder]
We have been hearing from the mainstream media and Democrats in congress more than five years how, "Bush lied." Somehow, that slogan loses its credibility now that 550 metric tons of Saddam's yellowcake, used for nuclear weapon enrichment, has been discovered and shipped to Canada for its new use as nuclear energy.

American troops found the 550 metric tons of uranium in 2003 after invading Iraq. They choose not to disclose this information and sit on the uranium itself, for fear of terrorists attempting to steal it. It was guarded and kept safe by American military in a 23,000-acre site with large sand beams surrounding the site. During time of war there are some things that the government needs to keep secret from the public. Any inforamtion that is released to the public will also find its way to the enemy.

This is vindication for the Bush administration, having been attacked mercilessly by the mainstream media and Democrats in congress, many who felt that their careers would be helped by their own country losing the conflict in Iraq. Now that it is proven that President Bush did not lie about Saddam's nuclear ambitions, one would think the mainstream media would report the story? Not really. Because by doing so it would show that one of the many reasons Bush gave to attack Iraq, and the only one that appeared not to be valid, was in fact true.[/QUOTE]
LBA, you might want to read this:
[url]http://www.factcheck.org/askfactcheck/was_it_recently_revealed_that_the_us.html[/url]


[b][i]"8 years is long enough!"[/b][/i]
-Barack Obama; or me upon hearing AC/DC is releasing their first album since 2000.

Cindy McCain without her makeup and jewelry:

[QUOTE=LordBlackAdder]Is this the lie you are referring to?

On July 5, 2008, the Associated Press (AP) released a story titled: Secret U.S. mission hauls uranium from Iraq. The opening paragraph is as follows:
The last major remnant of Saddam Hussein's nuclear program - a huge stockpile of concentrated natural uranium - reached a Canadian port Saturday to complete a secret U.S. operation that included a two week airlift from Baghdad and a ship voyage crossing two oceans.

We have been hearing from the mainstream media and Democrats in congress more than five years how, "Bush lied." Somehow, that slogan loses its credibility now that 550 metric tons of Saddam's yellowcake, used for nuclear weapon enrichment, has been discovered and shipped to Canada for its new use as nuclear energy.

American troops found the 550 metric tons of uranium in 2003 after invading Iraq. They choose not to disclose this information and sit on the uranium itself, for fear of terrorists attempting to steal it. It was guarded and kept safe by American military in a 23,000-acre site with large sand beams surrounding the site. During time of war there are some things that the government needs to keep secret from the public. Any inforamtion that is released to the public will also find its way to the enemy.

This is vindication for the Bush administration, having been attacked mercilessly by the mainstream media and Democrats in congress, many who felt that their careers would be helped by their own country losing the conflict in Iraq. Now that it is proven that President Bush did not lie about Saddam's nuclear ambitions, one would think the mainstream media would report the story? Not really. Because by doing so it would show that one of the many reasons Bush gave to attack Iraq, and the only one that appeared not to be valid, was in fact true.[/QUOTE]
"Yellowcake uranium is a commonly traded commodity used for nuclear power generation. It is not enriched and cannot be used without first going through a complicated enrichment process, he said, but because of the unstable nature of Iraq, the United States and the Iraqi government decided it should be moved out of that country. Iraq has no nuclear power generating plants.

"In his January 2003 State of the Union speech, U.S. President George W. Bush said, "The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa."This single sentence, known now as the infamous "Sixteen Words,"would become a crucial justification of the administration's decision to conduct an invasion of Iraq less than three months later." But guess what happened later
"The administration later conceded that evidence in support of the claim was inconclusive and stated, "These sixteen words should never have been included." The administration attributed the error to the CIA.In mid-2003, the U.S. government declassified the 2002 National Intelligence Estimate, which contained a dissenting opinion published by the U.S. Department of State stating that the intelligence connecting Niger to Saddam Hussein was "highly suspect," primarily because State Department's intelligence agency analysts did not believe that Niger would be likely to engage in such a transaction due to a French consortium which maintained close control over the Nigerien uranium industry.

FINALLY,

Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?

A: It's Braille for 'suck here'.

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?

A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.'

Q: WHAT DO YO U DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?

A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Good year.

Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?

A:Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?

A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...

AND:

Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARASSMENT?

A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.

[QUOTE=Glenn61]Oh come on now,,,that's not even a good photo-shop job CJ....Sarah Palin is one of those strong type of sexy women who's body can handle pregnancy without going to pot,,,Like Vanessa Williams.

I do like women over 40,,,hell I like em over 50 if they still have a shape.

I would definitely do Cindy McCain if afforded the opportunity.

Back in Sept. of 2005 I posted Winona here,,,she told me she was 53,,,but I found out she was 58 at the time and I still banged her with great vigor and relish..........:cool:[/QUOTE]

Glenn, don't get upset! I'd fuck her. I'd fuck Vanessa, Cindy and Winoa. But, then what do you expect; I'm a dog.

It's all just for fun.

Bye-the-way, What's photo-shop?

ROFLMBAS

CookyJar

Now they are wondering how in the hell did you get them in action and naked!
[QUOTE=CookyJar]Glenn, don't get upset! I'd fuck her. I'd fuck Vanessa, Cindy and Winoa. But, then what do you expect; I'm a dog.

It's all just for fun.

Bye-the-way, What's photo-shop?

ROFLMBAS

CookyJar[/QUOTE]

Check who owns and runs this site. Another "independent news-minded organization" like Move On.Org.

Also, they fail to admit to the tons of chemical weapons that have been found and destroyed there. One tablespoon of nerve gas, deployed properly, can kill more than 100,000 people. Even CNN (reluctantly) has admitted to this, so the "Bush lied" still doesn't pan out.



[QUOTE=Baltimonger]LBA, you might want to read this:
[url]http://www.factcheck.org/askfactcheck/was_it_recently_revealed_that_the_us.html[/url]


[b][i]"8 years is long enough!"[/b][/i]
-Barack Obama; or me upon hearing AC/DC is releasing their first album since 2000.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=M13 Gunz]Check who owns and runs this site. Another "independent news-minded organization" like Move On.Org.[/QUOTE]

Are you talking about the Annenberg Foundation; founded by the late Walter Annenberg, former Ambassador to The United Kingdom appointed by Richard Nixon, and now run by his wife, who was US Chief of Protocol for 1981-82, appointed by Ronald Reagan? They also contributed heavily to Reagan's political campaigns.

That site's purpose is to analyze statements made by politicians & candidates and separate the truth from the lies, such as: "The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa."

My response was to nothing else other than the yellowcake uranium story. We know Saddam Hussein had chemical & biological weapons, he used them on his own people years earlier, then hid their storage locations from UN inspectors.

[QUOTE=Baltimonger]Are you talking about the Annenberg Foundation; founded by the late Walter Annenberg, former Ambassador to The United Kingdom appointed by Richard Nixon, and now run by his wife, who was US Chief of Protocol for 1981-82, appointed by Ronald Reagan? They also contributed heavily to Reagan's political campaigns.

I think the key word here is "late". Nowadays, it's just another liberal rag, citing such "unbiased" sources like the ones listed. NY Times, AP, and CNN, etc.

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I hope everybody noticed the deal with his wedding ring.

Signs found in and around Baltimore, MD:

Have you guys seen the new add for the Dewalt Cordless Power Drill. Comes in 3 settings: Forward, Reverse & Turbo for the true Nympho. Brings a new meaning to a girls new best friend. Lubrication sold seperately.

Misfit

Busted.