Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Skonsk]Tried the HAIKU spa - i knew better - but -

Cute girl YUKI shorts and tank top.

Started talking - she asked me where I live - so then I asked her where she lives - she said chinatown. Asked if I had ever been there. I said yes, I go for massages there.

She made it clear that she worked at this more expensive place (.95)
because they had a higher class of customer. She allowed minimal touching of her leg
but not much - I think she got tired of fighting me off.

I guess I really belong in the lower class


On the flip she covered me - I uncovered - she covered - and finally I gave up. She made it clear that I should go to chinatown if I wanted that and that was why she worked here so she didnt have to do it. She said that she had a friend that worked at B&B so she knew what went on.

Good massage - so good looking and coming so close - drove me nuts[/QUOTE]

Skonsk,

Judging by their ads and the lack of reports on them, I'd say that they're probably legit. They seem to be following in the footsteps of Megi's and Elle. Their ads are just suggestive enough to make you think that something's going on. Once you go, you'll probably end up with blue balls.

[QUOTE=Skonsk]Tried the HAIKU spa. I knew better. But.

Cute girl YUKI shorts and tank top.

Started talking. She asked me where I live. So then I asked her where she lives. She said chinatown. Asked if I had ever been there. I said yes, I go for massages there.

She made it clear that she worked at this more expensive place (. 95) because they had a higher class of customer. She allowed minimal touching of her leg but not much. I think she got tired of fighting me off.

I guess I really belong in the lower class

On the flip she covered me. I uncovered. She covered. And finally I gave up. She made it clear that I should go to chinatown if I wanted that and that was why she worked here so she didn't have to do it. She said that she had a friend that worked at be&be so she knew what went on.

Good massage. So good looking and coming so close. Drove me nuts[/QUOTE]Chinatown is better. Be and be is decent. Havent tried the others.

About a month ago, I was in one of those Mexican bakery shops near Pilsen when i ran into Samantha from AJ Salon. It was one of those awkward, "I know you from someplace...." moments. Then I remembered who she was and where she was from. We ended up talking for a few minutes outside the store and she told me about some new girls at AJ. I thought, ah what the hell, I havent been there in awhile.

So I have been there 3 times in the last month and tried out a different girl each time. Josalyn, Cici, and today, Vanessa. All 3 are Mexican, cute, a little pudgy but not overly fat (like some of the girls who worked there in the past), and are very accomidating. Josalyn espcially like to dress very provactivly.
I thnk all 3 have had kids, so they arenot 18 yo hardbodies. Vanessa is cute and reminds me of someone who used to work there.

I park across the street in the shopping mall parking lot with no problems.

[QUOTE=Firrehs]Ha ah, no you can't stop posting all the good stuff, I'm really getting a lot out of this site. Very useful information to me.

Firrehs[/QUOTE]

Then return the favor and report where you have been.

Correction - not all have credible posts.

Case and point -

Gogogo - 1
Alterxxx - 1
Teabagplain - 4
And #2116 has a whooping 15 posts. So if you helped this particular one on the board, you also told the others. Why not share with a PM?

I'm sure other seasoned members agree with me about not giving out info to folks who have 'NOT' contributed. How do I know? Read a few posts down - see Stern's and another guys post. Plus I've gotten PMs from members about the same subject.

I'm sure you don't need me telling you, it was a reminder.

I did a little search myself and I've seen some of your posts telling others what not to post. Now it comes back to you and you don't like it.
So take you own advice.

Like I posted before, if the shit continues I will stop posting quality info.
I'll just open a new screen name and ask a bunch of stupid questions instead of reading, learning and contributing.



[QUOTE=Chi Guy]Relax. The guy's had credible posts in the past. I gave him some very basic information. I didn't give away the store.

I've been doing this a long time and I've posted here and on other boards plenty over the years. I don't need you telling me who to help and who not to help.[/QUOTE]

She advertises in CL, the Reader and also on New City. The address is 1234 S. Michigan Ave, Chicago .... and states that her Ukrainian Massage is something that needs to be experienced. Well, I did try and ...

The massage is nothing special, not as good as a good Swedish Massage, nowhere close to deep tissue or reflexology or shiatsu. Total waste of $85. She is also in her 50s, and not attractive.

Oh, yes. HJ is available for another $50 .... and she did not have change for my C-Note when I paid the $85 fee.

Thanks for TOFTT. I've been seeing her ads in CL and in the Reader and was just about to schedule an appointment. You saved me some time and money.

[QUOTE=genuis8]She advertises in CL, the Reader and also on New City. The address is 1234 S. Michigan Ave, Chicago .... and states that her Ukrainian Massage is something that needs to be experienced. Well, I did try and ...

The massage is nothing special, not as good as a good Swedish Massage, nowhere close to deep tissue or reflexology or shiatsu. Total waste of $85. She is also in her 50s, and not attractive.

Oh, yes. HJ is available for another $50 .... and she did not have change for my C-Note when I paid the $85 fee.[/QUOTE]

Anyone been to a spa at this location on Irving Park that is currently advertising in the Reader? It just reads, "Body and' Soul Spa, steam / dry sauna. Asian massage. Open 9 am. 10 pm accepting Visa and Mastercard. " Somehow this one's not been on my radar. Then again, I'm not in this area very often, but wouldn't mind making the trip and checking it out if nobody else has yet.

[QUOTE=Donnie D2]Correction - not all have credible posts.

Case and point -

Gogogo - 1
Alterxxx - 1
Teabagplain - 4
And #2116 has a whooping 15 posts. So if you helped this particular one on the board, you also told the others. Why not share with a PM?

I'm sure other seasoned members agree with me about not giving out info to folks who have 'NOT' contributed. How do I know? Read a few posts down - see Stern's and another guys post. Plus I've gotten PMs from members about the same subject.

I'm sure you don't need me telling you, it was a reminder.

I did a little search myself and I've seen some of your posts telling others what not to post. Now it comes back to you and you don't like it.
So take you own advice.

Like I posted before, if the shit continues I will stop posting quality info.
I'll just open a new screen name and ask a bunch of stupid questions instead of reading, learning and contributing.[/QUOTE]

The purpose of this board is to share information. That's what I do. Sometimes my posts are unsolicited, and sometimes they're in response to a question. If a "newbie" asks a question, I usually won't give out any more than some basic information. They'll still need to do some footwork themselves. Since I haven't violated any of Jackson's posting guidelines, I'll continue to do so.

If I have ever had "posts telling others what not to post," it's because someone was violating Jackson's posting guidelines. I'd rather that we take care of things ourselves as grown men instead of getting Jackson involved.

And if, as you stated, "I'll just open a new screen name and ask a bunch of stupid questions instead of reading, learning and contributing," you would be violating Jackson's guidelines. It's his board, and I am grateful that he has given it to us to use, free of charge. And like most of the other members, I'll continue to respect his guidelines as I am well aware that I am only a guest here.

[QUOTE=genuis8]She advertises in CL, the Reader and also on New City. The address is 1234 S. Michigan Ave, Chicago .... and states that her Ukrainian Massage is something that needs to be experienced. Well, I did try and ...

The massage is nothing special, not as good as a good Swedish Massage, nowhere close to deep tissue or reflexology or shiatsu. Total waste of $85. She is also in her 50s, and not attractive.

Oh, yes. HJ is available for another $50 .... and she did not have change for my C-Note when I paid the $85 fee.[/QUOTE]

I saw her about 3 years ago i may have written a report then - she was old and ugly then - no touching -
and really really strange

I thought I would try Senina and get someone different.

I got Vivian. Things started good - but soon I got the "I touch you - you no touch me" lecture.

I got that same lecture last time I was at Senina in April from Lisa.

Hi all,

This is my first post but I wanted to contribute. Went to victorias spa on lawrence. Nice asian staff, girl was kinda pretty. Went with the hour with table shower. Shower was ok, she used a brush type thing instead of her hand. Massage was good not great. When the flip came she was a little coy. We came to an agreement and had a good hand shake on it. The shake was a bit light on the touch but it took as long as it did. I would go bask. She was very nice.

Has anyone ever been to m2 spa on kedsie? I was there a while ago but the staff has changed to all american, and the prices have gone up. anyone ever been?

I was referring to one of your posts and you certainly snapped quick when I posted about giving those mentioned too much info when they haven't contributed. Next time chill and don't take it personal with a response like, "I don't need you telling me who to help and who not to help".
Perhaps you did not violate any rules. Not MY place even if you did.
My concern is someone screwing up a good place (that I may have posted about). Having said that, in the rare case someone does violate any rules, let Admin deal with it. Thats not your place to chime in either - as you have done before.

As for info sharing - I know all about sharing info. A quick review of my posts shows it. I've even given you some info in the past.
However, I don't care to give out info to those who haven't taked the time to read the thread or contribute. That was my point.


[QUOTE=Chi Guy].....Sometimes my posts are unsolicited, and sometimes they're in response to a question. If a "newbie" asks a question, I usually won't give out any more than some basic information. They'll still need to do some footwork themselves. Since I haven't violated any of Jackson's posting guidelines, I'll continue to do so.

If I have ever had "posts telling others what not to post," it's because someone was violating Jackson's posting guidelines. I'd rather that we take care of things ourselves as grown men instead of getting Jackson involved.....[/QUOTE]

There is a place advertising on craigslist near the corner of Ashland and Division.

Has anyone been there?

FirrehS spelled backwards is Sherrif!

Just my observation here.

Be careful guys.

Stopped by the new massage spa on Ashland Ave last night. They are half a block north of Rose Spa. Rose is on the east side of the street and they are on the west side just north of Augusta. They have an add on cl. Just look for the (Ashland/Dividion) ad. They offer 30,60,90 minutes and 2 hour.There ad did say that they were asian. As I drive by, I see that they are next to a cafe that has tables out on the sidewalk. That means a lot of people can see you enter and leave. I got there at about 6:00 and there was not anyone sitting out side. I then walked up to the door it was locked. So I looked for a buzzer but did not see one so I knock on the door and a pretty little latina girl opens the door. As I walk in, there are 2 asian girls (both good looking) and the latina. I paided my .65 for the door fee and the latina takes me in the back. There ad states a shower, but I was not offered one. As I pay my money I am looking at the girl behind the desk really hard. She looks very very familiar.
I asked my girl her name. Lilly, funny name for a latina. She is about 5'5 and a little chunky. Now I like asians because they are usally thin. Any way, she has me undress and tells me to cover up with the towel. Well there were two towels on the table. A big one and a small one. I new the small one was for the mouth opening on the table. But I put the small one on my ass. When she came back in she was laughing and said the big one was for my ass not the little one. After we got the towels in the correct place the massage started. Very nice pressure on all areas. She did not massage anywere close to the butt or boys. When she asked me to flip she held up the towel to her face as I rolled over. Then placed the towel in the proper place. Agian no massage of the upper legs or tummy. Every time I tried to make hand contact with her she moved away. As I was leaving the girl at the desk asked if I remembered her. I said yes and she said next time that she would give me my massage. I really didn't remember her until today. It was Sonja from Relax.

[QUOTE=Donnie D2]I was referring to one of your posts and you certainly snapped quick when I posted about giving those mentioned too much info when they haven't contributed. Next time chill and don't take it personal with a response like, "I don't need you telling me who to help and who not to help".
Perhaps you did not violate any rules. Not MY place even if you did.
My concern is someone screwing up a good place (that I may have posted about). Having said that, in the rare case someone does violate any rules, let Admin deal with it. Thats not your place to chime in either - as you have done before.

As for info sharing - I know all about sharing info. A quick review of my posts shows it. I've even given you some info in the past.
However, I don't care to give out info to those who haven't taked the time to read the thread or contribute. That was my point.[/QUOTE]

I didn't snap and I didn't take your post personally. I did, however, respond to your comment, "Dude. Let these guys do some homework. If they have some credible posts, ok, lets help em out with exact names, locations, etc. However, if they don't, then leave it alone. I don't want newbies or worse messing up good places."

And in the past, Jackson has asked members to help him moderate this forum since he cannot do it all by himself, and he's thanked me and others for bringing spam to his attention, helping him to preserve the "peace and harmony of this board" (his words, not mine). That's why he has the "Report this post to a Moderator" link on each post. So if someone is misusing this forum, I may "chime in" again, as I have done before.

I'm well aware that you have posted good info in the past and I, for one, appreciate it. I'm sure others do as well. And if you don't want to share info with the newer guys, that's fine with me. That's your choice. If I choose to share a little basic info with them, that's my choice.

That's my last comment on the subject. My apologies to all who have had to read all this. Hopefully we can all go back to looking for pussy.

Good to know those were your last comments about the subject.
I just don't care for hypocrates. You tried to tell me what not to write in the past - now it came back to you and you didn't care for it. OK fine. From here on out, don't tell me, or anyone else for that matter, what to do.
If I make a post, its my choice.

[QUOTE=Chi Guy]...
I'm well aware that you have posted good info in the past and I, for one, appreciate it. I'm sure others do as well. And if you don't want to share info with the newer guys, that's fine with me. That's your choice. If I choose to share a little basic info with them, that's my choice.

That's my last comment on the subject.[/QUOTE]

Alright guys let cut the bickering out we know why we look at this board, it's not for that.

PM if this war must continue =)

Peace!

[QUOTE=PussyPoker]I asked my girl her name. Lilly, funny name for a latina. [/QUOTE]Short for Liliana

Finally made it back down and saw Jenny again. For all wondering she doesn't provide anything but a handshake but she will stay coy like she may offer more. Anyway great massage and good handshake for .85.

I noticed this spa while I was driving past North Avenue.

Anyone has any experience here?

Do they offer more than a massage?

[QUOTE=HappyGardener]About a month ago, I was in one of those Mexican bakery shops near Pilsen when i ran into Samantha from AJ Salon. It was one of those awkward, "I know you from someplace...." moments. Then I remembered who she was and where she was from. We ended up talking for a few minutes outside the store and she told me about some new girls at AJ. I thought, ah what the hell, I havent been there in awhile.

So I have been there 3 times in the last month and tried out a different girl each time. Josalyn, Cici, and today, Vanessa. All 3 are Mexican, cute, a little pudgy but not overly fat (like some of the girls who worked there in the past), and are very accomidating. Josalyn espcially like to dress very provactivly.

I thnk all 3 have had kids, so they arenot 18 yo hardbodies. Vanessa is cute and reminds me of someone who used to work there.

I park across the street in the shopping mall parking lot with no problems.[/QUOTE]Magpasalamat kayo for your advice!

[QUOTE=PussyPoker]Stopped by the new massage spa on Ashland Ave last night. They are half a block north of Rose Spa. Rose is on the east side of the street and they are on the west side just north of Augusta. They have an add on cl. Just look for the (Ashland/Dividion) ad. They offer 30,60,90 minutes and 2 hour.There ad did say that they were asian. As I drive by, I see that they are next to a cafe that has tables out on the sidewalk. That means a lot of people can see you enter and leave. I got there at about 6:00 and there was not anyone sitting out side. I then walked up to the door it was locked. So I looked for a buzzer but did not see one so I knock on the door and a pretty little latina girl opens the door. As I walk in, there are 2 asian girls (both good looking) and the latina. I paided my .65 for the door fee and the latina takes me in the back. There ad states a shower, but I was not offered one. As I pay my money I am looking at the girl behind the desk really hard. She looks very very familiar.

I asked my girl her name. Lilly, funny name for a latina. She is about 5'5 and a little chunky. Now I like asians because they are usally thin. Any way, she has me undress and tells me to cover up with the towel. Well there were two towels on the table. A big one and a small one. I new the small one was for the mouth opening on the table. But I put the small one on my ass. When she came back in she was laughing and said the big one was for my ass not the little one. After we got the towels in the correct place the massage started. Very nice pressure on all areas. She did not massage anywere close to the butt or boys. When she asked me to flip she held up the towel to her face as I rolled over. Then placed the towel in the proper place. Agian no massage of the upper legs or tummy. Every time I tried to make hand contact with her she moved away. As I was leaving the girl at the desk asked if I remembered her. I said yes and she said next time that she would give me my massage. I really didn't remember her until today. It was Sonja from Relax.[/QUOTE]Is this the same place that was the Q&Q spa? I was there once and as I remember it was about in that area.

Stay away from this very strange old lady!

She's been advertising for years, first on the northside and now on S.Michigan Ave.

Mediocre at best legit massage and way over priced at $85.

HS available for another $50, but NO TOUCHING her and if you even rub the back of her leg she'll really ***** you out. Weird and a little psycho. She first talked to me about how legit she is, then offered "extras" for more cash, then started playing with little dickie and the boys, then totally freaked out when I rubbed the back of her leg--while she was rubbing my 3rd leg! After ranting for 5 mintues she then started up with the HS again, but I got up and bolted.

Many bad reports over the years, I'm surprised she is still around.

If you see an ad for "best Ukranian massage" it's Ninel the nutcase.

Thanks for all the great info on this board. Stopped by ABS again last week. It was late afternoon (I tried to go at a low-traffic time because as it has been noted here before, the walls of the massage room do not go to the ceiling), and received an excellent massage (and HS) by Cherry. I would go back for the massage alone.

No, Q&Q is just south of North ave. This place is about 8 to 10 blocks south of there. Same side of Ashland.

[QUOTE=Firrehs]It could be I'm an arab and it is my name spelled backwards.[/QUOTE]Why dont you write a nice review on someone then. All your blogs are only thanks for the info and I can use the info. Write about one of your experiences then.

[QUOTE=Firrehs]It could be I'm an arab and it is my name spelled backwards.[/QUOTE]I really wonder if you are really an Arab?

I am not sure if this post is in the right place, but I am sure someone will correct me if I am wrong. I am new to this scene only having been to a parlor once or twice. i just checked out a place up north. My question is about the cleanliness of these places. I couldn't help but thing about the shower table etc. Any thoughts? Am I being too nervous?

Guys Louisville/Indy SM here. I am staying in the medical distric downtown and wondering if there is anything nearby that I can eaisly access. Thanks for any info and would be happy to return the favor for info in either of the two citys I have mentioned. Have a good one.


PS - send a PM if you would prefer. Thanks again.

I've gone to Senina twice in the last month, and I continue to be totally mystified by the place. Both times I've gotten hot, friendly girls. Both times, the table shower has been very thorough. Both times, the towel has come off early in the massage. Both times, the massage including a lot of playing with "the boys. " And one time, the massage included a lot of finger play around my. Well, you get the idea. But when it comes to the final event, they demure.

It seems nonsensical. The rest clearly crosses the line I'd be waiting for them to cross if I were a Less Enthusiastic customer, so. I don't know. It's odd.

I can't say if I'll go back or not. Apparently there's a magic word that I just don't know.

Anyway, the last time I went, I also stopped in at the place a little east of B&B on Cermak (2nd Floor), who claimed to have a new young girl. An older, unappealing woman let me in. I asked about the new girl, and she told me they have a new girl. But when I got comfortable, she came back in and told me the other girl left hours ago. I hadn't paid the door fee yet. I thought it was odd that she didn't ask me for it when I came in, but at that point I was grateful, since it made my exit easy.

Chinatown is so hit and miss.

Went a couple of days ago. My first time there. Didn't see a sign outside with the name of the spa (unless I missed it), and assumed it was inside the "mall". Guessed right. Walked through the Harlem side of the mall. Didn't like the fact that I had to walk by the furniture store with all the glass. I'll park in the back next time.

Anyways, I went in and saw a nice looking brunette with a good set and curves in the right places. But to my chagrin I got the much more petite Maggie. Don't get me wrong, she still had a nice body, but I was in the mood for some meat on my woman. Got the VIP massage (. 90) and went to business. Showered before and after the massage.

As for the massage, or lack thereof. Was basically her giving a soft massage with oil. I sure did get an oily butt. On the flip, she went straight to the goods. Used both hands and was adept, but mechanical. 50 for topless. Got her down to. 40. The other head was feelin' especially randy. Tight body, but would have preferred the first girl. All in all lasted about 40 minutes.

I expected to pay more at an EMP. I prefer the AMP massages better, but this is good if you're looking for something different. I may go back just for that other girl. By the way, only those two girls were there that day.

Astralwerks

[QUOTE=Flashman]Stay away from this very strange old lady!

She's been advertising for years, first on the northside and now on S.Michigan Ave.

Mediocre at best legit massage and way over priced at $85.

HS available for another $50, but NO TOUCHING her and if you even rub the back of her leg she'll really ***** you out. Weird and a little psycho. She first talked to me about how legit she is, then offered "extras" for more cash, then started playing with little dickie and the boys, then totally freaked out when I rubbed the back of her leg--while she was rubbing my 3rd leg! After ranting for 5 mintues she then started up with the HS again, but I got up and bolted.

Many bad reports over the years, I'm surprised she is still around.

If you see an ad for "best Ukranian massage" it's Ninel the nutcase.[/QUOTE]

Wow, it's been a long time, my friend. How are you doing these days? Still hobbying? Hope to see more of you here again.

I don't know if Ninel used to advertise with her pic or someone described her so well that I have an image of her in my head. Whatever it was, it isn't pretty. Man, I can remember reviews years ago about her, and she was old and strange back then. I've always avoided her, and it sounds like it was a wise choice.

[QUOTE=Firrehs]It could be I'm an arab and it is my name spelled backwards.[/QUOTE]

Has allah promised you 72 hookers in heaven..???

LOL

BTW I forgot to report. I dropped by Lusina or whatever it's called when I was driving through the area. Missed the darn thing because I didn't want to enter the damn carpet shop! But then realized it was at the back of the building.

Anyway, took the VIP package with Diana. Decent blonde, looked like she had the goods but when the top came off, I think I realized why Victoria Secrets makes so much money. She was asking for additionaly cents and I said forget it and finised off with the usual package.

I think this joint is waaaay too pricy, I'm not sure if everyone in the area is paying that much. Supply and demand guys... you need to demand less and get supplied more! LOL!

Seriously, way over priced and I didn't think the massage was that great.

[QUOTE=White]Guys Louisville/Indy SM here. I am staying in the medical distric downtown and wondering if there is anything nearby that I can eaisly access. Thanks for any info and would be happy to return the favor for info in either of the two citys I have mentioned. Have a good one.


PS - send a PM if you would prefer. Thanks again.[/QUOTE]

A quick taxi ride to Chinatown would be best. Do a search for Elegant Spa and you'll find a good option. Others will probably have good ideas, too.

Or, if you're not set on an amp, you might try Craigs List, lots of ****** downtown or a close taxi ride.

Enjoy your visit,

Bend It

[QUOTE=Thecuse]I am not sure if this post is in the right place, but I am sure someone will correct me if I am wrong. I am new to this scene only having been to a parlor once or twice. i just checked out a place up north. My question is about the cleanliness of these places. I couldn't help but thing about the shower table etc. Any thoughts? Am I being too nervous?[/QUOTE]

Yes, you're being too nervous.

[QUOTE=Goat Trotter]BTW I forgot to report. I dropped by Lusina or whatever it's called when I was driving through the area. Missed the darn thing because I didn't want to enter the damn carpet shop! But then realized it was at the back of the building.

Anyway, took the VIP package with Diana. Decent blonde, looked like she had the goods but when the top came off, I think I realized why Victoria Secrets makes so much money. She was asking for additionaly cents and I said forget it and finised off with the usual package.

I think this joint is waaaay too pricy, I'm not sure if everyone in the area is paying that much. Supply and demand guys... you need to demand less and get supplied more! LOL!

Seriously, way over priced , and I didn't think the massage was that great.[/QUOTE]I always thought this place was way over priced for the services offered. The massage, on the vip, is way too short and lame. Now if they would offer the normal 65.00 massage, which is quite good, with the finish of the vip, I wouldn't mind spending the $.