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Wow this evening I had some time so I decided to stop into Brass Flamingo as I normally do. I ALWAYS have great luck there. Wow was I surprised. There was 4 dancers. Only two worth looking at and both of them wouldn't even give me the time of the day so I asked the little waitress that always waits on me and she told me that I look like a cop and I was like WTF so I guess I will have to drop back and punt.
It is my understanding that a night manager moved to the Vue in Hudson and a lot of the girls followed.
I tried to set something up with Holly. She wanted me to come last night but it just didn't work out. I had already told her that today was a better day for me but she insisted. She got upset and blew my phone up when I didn't come. After she calmed down I agree to meet her today if she was okay with that. She seems like a sweet girl and is highly recommended.
I contacted her at the time I told her and said I was on my way. She tells me to meet her at the Days Inn by Ranch Road. I get there and wait and wait. Nothing. Finally she calles 30 mins later and asks if I can come scoop her up at Embassy and 19 so I told her I was on my way. I get there and wait another 30 minutes and finally send her a text asking WTF. She calls and makes an excuse that she thought I would call once I got there. So now she wants me to come pick her up in the Park Place apts. She tells me to drive to the back of the apartments. I get to the back and she calls again and tells me that she is getting her laundry together and I need to help her drop that off and the washer / dryer before we leave. Then tells me I need to take her by her friends to get her party favors. At this point I am aggravated so I waited because of the referral thinking that it would be worth it. So I am waiting another 30 minutes (by now and yes I am stupid) it is over 2 hours after we said we would meet. I am thinking that maybe it was payback for the previous day so I gave her a few more minutes and I get a text saying she is washing her face because she didn't realize that she had put makeup on (knowing we were going to take a shower at the room) so I finally left. As much as I was looking forward to it, when the apartment guy drove by on the golf cart and gave me that look and the LEO rode through and gave me that look I decided that it would be better if I just call it a day.
I decided to check back with my back up the Brass Flamingo. Almost the same girls that blew me off the day before accept 1 beautiful girl named Carly (she told me she normally works nights) and my old favorite Brittney. I decided to do the 15 min dream with her as she gives great BBBJ just no cim but loves to have your hand on the back of her head forcing her. Stop in and see Brittney if you haven't. She is very nice and will sit and talk with you like an old friend.
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I decided to check back with my back up the Brass Flamingo. Almost the same girls that blew me off the day before accept 1 beautiful girl named Carly (she told me she normally works nights) and my old favorite Brittney. I decided to do the 15 min dream with her as she gives great BBBJ just no cim but loves to have your hand on the back of her head forcing her. Stop in and see Brittney if you haven't. She is very nice and will sit and talk with you like an old friend.[/QUOTE]Yes, I've had some very nice dreams with Brittney, and am thinking of seeing her again. She used to work days but sometimes it varied--is she still on the same schedule?
[QUOTE=JayTwogo;2785351]Don't get up as far as the NPR clubs too often, but did yesterday, and had a good time. Lunchtime at Brass Flamingo, and had a chat with a slim blonde named Nicki and a little heftier brunette, Holly I think.
Didn't do a PD with either because I was pressed for time, but curious if anyone has experience with either? What's the general word on this club.
Also made a stop at Bare Assets. Looks of the dancers a little better, but not much contact. Was there for an hour and just watched the dances. All of them were too busy with regulars.
Nice places to play and I may venture up that way more often, as I'm usually in the area of Oz and Atlantis.[/QUOTE]Hey, had a nice lady and bumped up to half an hour. Wasted my money. Didn't like kissing and wouldn't use her lips for anything else. Cost an extra 40 before she'd even run it by hand. Won't go back there. She kept saying the watch the ladies too closely and, indeed, ever couple minutes someone was there asking if every thing was alright.
Anyone know if Candy is working Brass Flamingo? She has an Tattoo Arm Sleeve and a Disney character above it.
Be wary of Dixie. Cute biker babe, bolt ons. For xtra 40 promised CIM. Like a DUMBASS I paid beforehand. Rookie mistake. Got halfassed HJ on manmades.
Here is my unsolicited reports on two and one-half clubs in the Spring Hill area. A female companion and I went to the clubs looking for a little titillation on St Patrick's Day evening. We saw a lot of advertising from Icon, and so we started our evening there. There was no cover for couples and they had advertised a free lap dance for anyone with an O in there the last name. However, it was never mentioned again during the evening so I don't know whether they stood by the advertising. Perhaps I should have asked? The place seems just OK. Although we tipped each girl at least twice, they did not circulate at all but seemed content to sit with two hoodrats who were strangely captivating to the dancers for some unknown reason. So there is that. They offered free beer until eleven if you wore green, but we decided to drink a few Guinnesses instead, and the price for five was only 20 bucks, so that wasn't too bad. Icon does not have a 'Bathroom Johnnie' in the bathroom trying to guilt you into
tipping him a dollar for the privilege of him making small talk while you pee, so that's a definite plus. I mean in what universe do club owners think that putting a con man in the bathroom to hand you soap and guilt you into tipping him is going to do anything but piss off the customer? Is pissing off the customer a viable business decision? Normally, they even spread out some fun size candies, no doubt covered in some level of anal residue, so that you don't feel totally suckered for paying a dollar to take a pee. I commend Icon's owners for not going down that route. However, and I cannot stress this enough, based on the standoffish demeanor of the dancers, we will not be returning.
We tried to enter Lollipops, but were told that the couples discount meant that only the lady gets in free, so we didn't go in.
The other two clubs we visited had couples enter free and I probably spent fifty to a hundred in each club. Great business decision there, Lollipops!
Finally, we ended up at The Vue, paid no cover, and it was loaded with dancers, there were, at least, fifteen, but probably more. The manager came around and checked on us twice. The drink prices were somewhat high, with a soft drink and a shot of Jack Daniels amounting to twelve fifty. The lap dances were also expensive at 30 dollars per song, but 80 dollars for 15-minute sessions. We had some young lady join us, and while she seemed interesting she confided it in me that she had her monthly visitor, so I decided it would be best to forego a dance. Still, I would return. The bathroom has been renovated and seems nice. (Management please don't spoil it by adding the aformentioned Bathroom Johnnie)
I also want to offer a clarification for dancers who think it's not okay to approach a couple and ask if they want company and/or a lapdance. I had one gal say she would be afraid of making the woman jealous. The point is that if the couple is there, then it is at least all right with the female of the couple that you approach, because she is, at least, okay (and possibly more than okay) with your presence.
[QUOTE=TimBones;2841435]Here is my unsolicited reports on two and one-half clubs in the Spring Hill area. A female companion and I went to the clubs looking for a little titillation on St Patrick's Day evening. We saw a lot of advertising from Icon, and so we started our evening there. There was no cover for couples and they had advertised a free lap dance for anyone with an O in there the last name. However, it was never mentioned again during the evening so I don't know whether they stood by the advertising. Perhaps I should have asked? The place seems just OK. Although we tipped each girl at least twice, they did not circulate at all but seemed content to sit with two hoodrats who were strangely captivating to the dancers for some unknown reason. So there is that. They offered free beer until eleven if you wore green, but we decided to drink a few Guinnesses instead, and the price for five was only 20 bucks, so that wasn't too bad. Icon does not have a 'Bathroom Johnnie' in the bathroom trying to guilt you into
tipping him a dollar for the privilege of him making small talk while you pee, so that's a definite plus. I mean in what universe do club owners think that putting a con man in the bathroom to hand you soap and guilt you into tipping him is going to do anything but piss off the customer? Is pissing off the customer a viable business decision? Normally, they even spread out some fun size candies, no doubt covered in some level of anal residue, so that you don't feel totally suckered for paying a dollar to take a pee. I commend Icon's owners for not going down that route. However, and I cannot stress this enough, based on the standoffish demeanor of the dancers, we will not be returning.
We tried to enter Lollipops, but were told that the couples discount meant that only the lady gets in free, so we didn't go in.
The other two clubs we visited had couples enter free and I probably spent fifty to a hundred in each club. Great business decision there, Lollipops!
Finally, we ended up at The Vue, paid no cover, and it was loaded with dancers, there were, at least, fifteen, but probably more. The manager came around and checked on us twice. The drink prices were somewhat high, with a soft drink and a shot of Jack Daniels amounting to twelve fifty. The lap dances were also expensive at 30 dollars per song, but 80 dollars for 15-minute sessions. We had some young lady join us, and while she seemed interesting she confided it in me that she had her monthly visitor, so I decided it would be best to forego a dance. Still, I would return. The bathroom has been renovated and seems nice. (Management please don't spoil it by adding the aformentioned Bathroom Johnnie)
I also want to offer a clarification for dancers who think it's not okay to approach a couple and ask if they want company and/or a lapdance. I had one gal say she would be afraid of making the woman jealous. The point is that if the couple is there, then it is at least all right with the female of the couple that you approach, because she is, at least, okay (and possibly more than okay) with your presence.[/QUOTE]I agree that's the dumbest thing I've seen in a club. Must be a panhandler who splits his take with the owner. Went to Atlantis the other day and the fat fuck doing bathroom duty was literally blocking the door. Left, stopped at Burger King to pee and went to Oz.
If some dork wants to chat me up while I pee he should expect to pay me, but for sure don't expect me to tip 'them.
[QUOTE=JayTwogo;2841870]I agree that's the dumbest thing I've seen in a club. Must be a panhandler who splits his take with the owner. Went to Atlantis the other day and the fat fuck doing bathroom duty was literally blocking the door. Left, stopped at Burger King to pee and went to Oz.
If some dork wants to chat me up while I pee he should expect to pay me, but for sure don't expect me to tip 'them.[/QUOTE]LOL. Made me laugh. I've had the same experience with that guy. Wish clubs would just stop with that annoying practice.
[QUOTE=JayTwogo;2841870]I agree that's the dumbest thing I've seen in a club. Must be a panhandler who splits his take with the owner. Went to Atlantis the other day and the fat fuck doing bathroom duty was literally blocking the door. Left, stopped at Burger King to pee and went to Oz.
If some dork wants to chat me up while I pee he should expect to pay me, but for sure don't expect me to tip 'them.[/QUOTE]Yeah, it's amazing that club owners think this is a good idea. The guy literally stands there in a bathroom for eight hours trying to guilt you in to paying him for handing you a towel. I used to throw some spare change in there, but one of the Bathroom Johnnies at Bare Assets called out after me, "thanks for the change" as if he didn't get at least a dollar for the priviledge of him handing you a papertowel or squirting soap in your hand, he was being cheated. Now, I'll just wait for the clown to go on break from toilet duty or wait until the place is a mob scene and he's got other guys to chat with. It's insane that club owners think this is a great idea. I heard the guy later say that it was so busy, this was the first chance he had to take a break. I mean does he actually think he's anything but a leech trying to caged a buck from guys intent on taking a leakand that's he's some type of an asett to the club? I'd like to hear from some club owners to tell me why they think this is a good idea. The other thing I think is that the candy that the Bathroom Johnnie puts out to display has got to be contaminated with fecal matter at some level. I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole.
[QUOTE=TimBones;2843306]Yeah, it's amazing that club owners think this is a good idea. The guy literally stands there in a bathroom for eight hours trying to guilt you in to paying him for handing you a towel. I used to throw some spare change in there, but one of the Bathroom Johnnies at Bare Assets called out after me, "thanks for the change" as if he didn't get at least a dollar for the priviledge of him handing you a papertowel or squirting soap in your hand, he was being cheated. Now, I'll just wait for the clown to go on break from toilet duty or wait until the place is a mob scene and he's got other guys to chat with. It's insane that club owners think this is a great idea. I heard the guy later say that it was so busy, this was the first chance he had to take a break. I mean does he actually think he's anything but a leech trying to caged a buck from guys intent on taking a leakand that's he's some type of an asett to the club? I'd like to hear from some club owners to tell me why they think this is a good idea. The other thing I think is that the candy that the Bathroom Johnnie puts out to display has got to be contaminated with fecal matter at some level. I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole.[/QUOTE]It is worse at a concert or biker event when they have porta potty attendants. We are pissing in a hot as hell plastic hut and I am supposed to tip you for the hand sanitizer! What a bunch of crap that is too.
[QUOTE=TimBones;2843306]Yeah, it's amazing that club owners think this is a good idea. The guy literally stands there in a bathroom for eight hours trying to guilt you in to paying him for handing you a towel. I used to throw some spare change in there, but one of the Bathroom Johnnies at Bare Assets called out after me, "thanks for the change" as if he didn't get at least a dollar for the priviledge of him handing you a papertowel or squirting soap in your hand, he was being cheated. Now, I'll just wait for the clown to go on break from toilet duty or wait until the place is a mob scene and he's got other guys to chat with. It's insane that club owners think this is a great idea. I heard the guy later say that it was so busy, this was the first chance he had to take a break. I mean does he actually think he's anything but a leech trying to caged a buck from guys intent on taking a leakand that's he's some type of an asett to the club? I'd like to hear from some club owners to tell me why they think this is a good idea. The other thing I think is that the candy that the Bathroom Johnnie puts out to display has got to be contaminated with fecal matter at some level. I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole.[/QUOTE]At least he could tell you jokes like my barber does when I'm stuck in his chair. Make the time a little enjoyable, ha ha!
[QUOTE=HardBall99;2843980]At least he could tell you jokes like my barber does when I'm stuck in his chair. Make the time a little enjoyable, ha ha![/QUOTE]A smart owner would station one of the dancers in there, she could help me shake, or give a lapper in the can. Now that would be worth a tip!
[QUOTE=JayTwogo;2845119]A smart owner would station one of the dancers in there, she could help me shake, or give a lapper in the can. Now that would be worth a tip![/QUOTE]That's an awesome idea. I may even buy / consume more drinks so I can go to the rest room. LOL.