Massage Parlor Reports

I have been lurking around this site for over a year, but this is my first post. Since I enjoy the site I though that the time has come for me to share some of my knowledge on the L. A. AMP scene. I have four AMP's to report on, but since I am a new poster I wanted to share some information on myself before I share the information on the AMP's. First of all, I am an older guy. What I want out of an AMP is different than most of the posters. My primary interest is getting a fantastic full hour massage. I also like getting a nice HJ at the end, but I am not interested in any way shape or form of getting any extras beyond a good HJ. If I get a fantastic massage without a HJ I can be happy. I love getting a good massage on the ass. As a result I avoid any AMP's that requires the customer to wear those ridiculous boxer shorts. I always call first to see what the procedure is. If they mention shorts, I move on to the next one. Most Thai MP's require the shorts, so I avoid these. I have two other pet peeves. I want to have clean sheets. During my travels I realize that many if not most of the sleazy AMP's do not change the sheets between customers. Also I want the undivided attention of the provider during my massage. If she leaves the room to attend to the phone or front desk, I will not consider returning to that establishment.

After some trial and errors during my learning cycle, I now only go to the AMP's that offer a one hour massage only. I avoid the ones that advertise the ½ hour rate. A good full body massage can not be given in less than an hour. The AMP's that offer the 30 minute massage are typically the R&T places. You may get a HE, but the chances of getting a great massage are usually slim and none. If you go to the one hour places, then the chances of getting a great full body massage is pretty good.

One more comment on my views. Since I am an older guy, I don't mind getting a massage from some of the older providers that are in their late 30's or mid 40's. Typically I find that the older ones give better massages than the young one in their 20's. I don't like them over weight no matter what age they are. I usually get a massage about every six or eight weeks. I can't afford to go more often and I don't want it to become an addiction, so I keep to my schedule.

OK – now down to business. I have four AMP's to report on. Two of them are R&T joints. One is semi-legit, and the verdict is still out on the forth, but it may be totally legit.

My first report is on the AMP on Washington Blvd across the street from the 99 cent store. Another poster gave a report on this place in Nov 2008, but I have my own report. This place advertises regularly on CL. They use to offer a $10 coupon, but no longer. I believe the rates now are $. 6 hr or $. 4 ½ hour. I was horny for a HJ and I knew I would get one here, so I made a call. It is a small AMP with about 3 or 4 rooms. The rooms have accordion doors. My provider was a young spinner. I don't remember her name. She pointed to a room and I went in and started undressing. I had just taken off my final article of clothing, when the provider walked in without knocking while I was standing full frontal. The massage table was the kind that is knee high. I lay down on the table. No drape was used. I did not see any sheet or towel that could have been used for a drape even if a customer wanted one. I got a great back and ass rub. It was very sensual. On the flip, the rub down continued, again without any drape. After about 5 minutes on this side, the provider came out and asked me point blank if I wanted a hand job. I gave the approval and she did her deed on me. It was a great HJ. She did not rush it. I finished off very nicely. Since I had paid for the one hour session, the provider continued with the massage after she had cleaned me up. The rest of the massage was not bad, probably better than you get in most of the R&T places, but not as good as you will get in a legitimate AMP. When the HJ was offered, there was no discussion about the fee or tip for the extra service. When the massage was over, the provider stayed in the room while I dressed. She prepared the massage table for the next monger, but she did not change the sheets. I tipped her $. 4 and she was very happy. Not a bad place for a R&T experience. I will not return, because one of my rules was broken. The provider did leave the room about three times to attend to the front desk and this is a show stopper for me.

On Washington Blvd between Lincoln and the 405, there are at least four R&T AMP's that I know off. I previously reported on one. Here is a second report. This one has a Washington Blvd address, but the entrance is located on the side street Purdue across from the DMV in Culver City. They advertise regularly in LAW and do offer a $10 coupon. I called first to get the lay of the land. I was told that two providers were available. The door was locked and I had to ring the bell to gain entrance. The mamasan greeted me. I paid for the one hour (a big mistake). The mamasan led me to a room in the back. She was older and heavy. I then realized that she was not the mamasan, but the provider. Her name was Coco. I don't mind older providers but I don't like heavy women. I told her that I preferred younger. She then yelled out to Margo. Margo was cute and in her late 20's. I approved of her. I undressed and got under the sheet. The rub down begin. It was sensual from the beginning. Margo kept getting more and more sensual and kept looking for my approval so she could go further along. Eventually she grabbed my soldier and went to town. I popped pretty good. Since I had paid for the one hour, she continued along with the massage which was lame at best. It was apparent that she had no massage skills. She kept looking for guidance on what to do. I didn't even come close to finishing my hour. After about 45 minutes I had had enough. I ended it. Margo stayed in the room while I dressed. She made up the bed without changing the sheets. As in my previous report, there was never any discussion about the tip before the extras were provided. I tipped $. 4 and she was very happy. She held my hand while she walked me to the front door. Because my primarily interest is getting a great massage with the HJ as secondary interest, I will not return here. Because the front door stays locked, I believe that this place may offer extras beyond the basic HJ.

After experiencing the two R&T places that I just reported on, I realized how the system works. Even if you pay for a one hour massage at the R&T joints, the first ½ hour is devoted to the R&T activities and the second ½ hour is the lame massage. The basic R&T goes like this:

15 minutes for the rub.

5 minutes for the tug.

5 minutes clean up

5 minutes wrap-up, get dressed and get the hell out.

And in my case it took me another five minutes to get to Titos Tacos for a gourmet lunch.

I previously reported on two R&T joints. Here is another report, but this place is semi-legit to legit. It is Oceanside Health Center in Venice. They have two locations; one on the Boardwalk and another location on Main Street by the traffic circle. I have never been to the location on the Boardwalk, but I have been to the Main St. Location six times in the past 18 months. They have a web site that has a picture of one of our past presidents (guess which one) with the owner. The place looks sleazy from the street but it is not too bad once you get inside. There is an upstairs and a downstairs. They have about 10 massage areas. Sheets are used to separate the massage areas, so it is not going to be as private as most AMP's are. The upstairs probably is a little more private. The typical provider here is in her 30's to early 40's. The advertised price is $. 45 for a one hour Chinese massage. On the massage table, there will be a sheet that is folded vertically in half. I always get on the table without covering myself. The masseuse will cover me. Every massage I have had here has been fabulous. It is a full hour and the masseuse will hit every part of your body from scalp to toes. The massage is a combination of deep tissue (or medium if you prefer) and standard oil rub down and some stretching also. I always get a good ass rub down here. Once the ass rub was so sensual that I popped on the sheet. Besides this incident I have had two other HE. The clue is when you are on your back and the masseuse cups your privates with the sheet, I think that is the way they hint that the HE is available. Just slide off the sheet and enjoy the finish. I am not going to mention names, because there is turnover. But if you are looking for a great legit message with a possible HE, this place is worth a try. Parking is a problem here. I live walking distance to this place so that is why it is popular with me. All the bus lines (SM blue, Culver City green, and LA metro) have buses that stop at the traffic circle. Like the other reports I did, the HE's I got here was without any discussion of fees. I always tip $. 4 if I get HE and $. 2 for a great massage without HE.

I was reviewing CL a few months ago and I noticed a new ad for a $25 massage, so I though I would try it out. This MP is located on the NE corner of Westwood and Santa Monica Blvd. A name is not used in the CL ad and I don't remember seeing a name on the store front. I walked in and it was very dark. I was greeted by two Asian ladies that spoke very little English. The advertised $25 massage was for the foot massage. The full body massage was $35. That still sounded like a good deal for me. The rooms are fairly private. Some of the material that separates the massage rooms is oriental weave material which may be a little transparent, but since the place is kept pretty dark, I felt private. I would guess that the provider I had was about 40 with a good body and she was cute. I was still in my underwear when she walked into the room. I removed my last piece of clothes with her in the room. The drape was a large bath towel. I lay down on the knee high table and she covered me. I got a fabulous massage that included some great sensual ass work. There was no HE. It didn't matter to me. For $35 it was a great deal for a full body and the sheets were clean. I tipped $. 2.

I recently returned here for a second try. I wanted the same provider but she was no longer here. I was offered to Mimi. Once again I got a great massage and like the first time there was no HE. On the flip I lost the towel and waited for her to redrape me. The only thing I did not like about Mimi is that when she massaged the ass, she did one cheek at a time while the other cheek remained covered. I prefer to have both cheeks massaged together. This time the sheets were covered with a light transparent cover. I assume that this cover is replaced each time. Mimi spoke good English.

I highly recommend this place if you want a great full body Asian massage at a budget price. In fact I prefer this AMP over the one I reported about located on Main Street, because this one offers more private rooms and is a little cleaner and also $10 cheaper. I know I will return here. Maybe if I become a regular the HE will become part of the package.

Since another forum is dead, I have decided to contribute to usg.

1)New Years Eve and as a final "farewell" to the hobby, hit up BT. Got there, asked for a lineup, and chose "MJ. " Mid 20s with a bangin body. Only problem was that she was 6. ' Had a tough time maneuvering both our large frames on that narrow bed but finished the deed and left thinking that that was the end of my mongering.

2)Couple days later, the next thing I know, I'm at J's house waiting to see a nymph I met a few weeks ago. Exchanged pleasantries with "C", showered together and upon entering the room, things got hot and heavy. DFK, BBBJ, and on went the rubber. Pounded her in all the normal positions and was drilling her in mis when I started the 'start and stop' routine as I'm ready to bust a nut. After a few mins she tells me to stop holding back. It was pretty cute of her as she started to valiantly thrust her hips as soon as I stopped. Got tired and exploded.

3)Hit up BT a few days later and once again asked for a lineup. Chose "Y, " who was the hottest of the bunch. Big mistake because as soon as it started getting hot and heavy, I found out that she had one of those curved pussy's. Every position was painful for her so she constantly asked if I wanted to get jerked off. Finally convinced me to finish in mis but as soon as I started unloading, she pulled me away. According to her, we had incompatible dohickeys.

4) Last Tues, wasn't horny at all but decided to visit a place in the south bay. It's in a almost vacant plaza on crenshaw so some of you guys should know what I'm talking about. Enter and choose the asian over the latina they had. I forget her name but she said that I looked very familiar. Anyway, she was extremely friendly but I wasn't in the mood so I just went along. Good service and even though I wasn't expecting to, I got a pretty good O.

5 ****) Hit up J's again and was going to see "C" again but said what the hey and asked for a lineup. "J" and I are cool so when she says she has a new girl, it's money. Got there with the quickness and was kinda disappointed when I first met "G. " As soon as she closes the door, I tell her that I'm going to shower without even looking at her. I'm in the shower when she asks if she should join me. Next thing I know, I'm literally washing every crevice of her body as if it's my own. Find out that she's 22 and that she just began a few days ago. We slowly break the ice and within mins, we're talking intimately like we've been going out for years. Things really clicked with "G" which surprised the heck out of me and my lengthy mongering experience. After giving my backside a thorough slobbering, she whispers for me to flip. She sucks on my man boobs as I'm caressing that t&a. She spends a good deal sucking on my tatas and slowly works downstairs. Her slobbering of the twig and berries seemed new to her at first but she really got the hang of it. Says that she really likes my body as she looks me in the eye and asks if I like to kiss. I'm literally poking a hole in her stomach as she lays on top of me and begins to slowly peck at my lips. Quick pecks slowly became longer in duration which later became full tonguing. Tired of just fondling her ample be cup, I start devouring the jugs when she says that it's making her horny. We're both sad that the rubber has to go on and I'm fucking her like a pornstar. She O's a few times and she asks what she has to do to get me to cum. I tell her that I'm nowhere near cumming and the expression on her face was preciours. Time flies and we both get exhausted. She mentions that time is almost over and that J would be mad at her. I tell her that J is cool with me so I continue to bang her. Soon, J knocks on the door and tells her that she has another guest. She tells me that she has to hurry so I start jerking myself trying to get myself off but to no avail. Says that she really has to go and tells me to wait? She showers, get dressed and leaves. I blow my load as soon as she leaves and am showering alone when J comes to the room and tells me that I would be more that welcome to wait 20mins to resume. Tired as a mofo, decline, pay J G's fee and bone home.

[QUOTE=Olderguy10] I got a fabulous massage that included some great sensual ass work. There was no HE. It didn't matter to me. For $35 it was a great deal for a full body and the sheets were clean. I tipped $. 2..

I highly recommend this place if you want a great full body Asian massage at a budget price. In fact I prefer this AMP over the one I reported about located on Main Street, because this one offers more private rooms and is a little cleaner and also $10 cheaper. I know I will return here. Maybe if I become a regular the HE will become part of the package.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the post. Sometimes I just want a good massage and don't always want or need the extras. But, hey, the extras do matter sometimes, and if the therapist is cute/hot, even better!

Nice,
Everything sounds amazing, the only thing on your stories is that you use too many abbreviations, even for those fake names!
[QUOTE=Kassman]Since another forum is dead, I have decided to contribute to usg.

1)New Years Eve and as a final "farewell" to the hobby, hit up BT. Got there, asked for a lineup, and chose "MJ. " Mid 20s with a bangin body. Only problem was that she was 6. ' Had a tough time maneuvering both our large frames on that narrow bed but finished the deed and left thinking that that was the end of my mongering.

2)Couple days later, the next thing I know, I'm at J's house waiting to see a nymph I met a few weeks ago. Exchanged pleasantries with "C", showered together and upon entering the room, things got hot and heavy. DFK, BBBJ, and on went the rubber. Pounded her in all the normal positions and was drilling her in mis when I started the 'start and stop' routine as I'm ready to bust a nut. After a few mins she tells me to stop holding back. It was pretty cute of her as she started to valiantly thrust her hips as soon as I stopped. Got tired and exploded.

3)Hit up BT a few days later and once again asked for a lineup. Chose "Y, " who was the hottest of the bunch. Big mistake because as soon as it started getting hot and heavy, I found out that she had one of those curved pussy's. Every position was painful for her so she constantly asked if I wanted to get jerked off. Finally convinced me to finish in mis but as soon as I started unloading, she pulled me away. According to her, we had incompatible dohickeys.

4) Last Tues, wasn't horny at all but decided to visit a place in the south bay. It's in a almost vacant plaza on crenshaw so some of you guys should know what I'm talking about. Enter and choose the asian over the latina they had. I forget her name but she said that I looked very familiar. Anyway, she was extremely friendly but I wasn't in the mood so I just went along. Good service and even though I wasn't expecting to, I got a pretty good O.

5 ****) Hit up J's again and was going to see "C" again but said what the hey and asked for a lineup. "J" and I are cool so when she says she has a new girl, it's money. Got there with the quickness and was kinda disappointed when I first met "G. " As soon as she closes the door, I tell her that I'm going to shower without even looking at her. I'm in the shower when she asks if she should join me. Next thing I know, I'm literally washing every crevice of her body as if it's my own. Find out that she's 22 and that she just began a few days ago. We slowly break the ice and within mins, we're talking intimately like we've been going out for years. Things really clicked with "G" which surprised the heck out of me and my lengthy mongering experience. After giving my backside a thorough slobbering, she whispers for me to flip. She sucks on my man boobs as I'm caressing that t&a. She spends a good deal sucking on my tatas and slowly works downstairs. Her slobbering of the twig and berries seemed new to her at first but she really got the hang of it. Says that she really likes my body as she looks me in the eye and asks if I like to kiss. I'm literally poking a hole in her stomach as she lays on top of me and begins to slowly peck at my lips. Quick pecks slowly became longer in duration which later became full tonguing. Tired of just fondling her ample be cup, I start devouring the jugs when she says that it's making her horny. We're both sad that the rubber has to go on and I'm fucking her like a pornstar. She O's a few times and she asks what she has to do to get me to cum. I tell her that I'm nowhere near cumming and the expression on her face was preciours. Time flies and we both get exhausted. She mentions that time is almost over and that J would be mad at her. I tell her that J is cool with me so I continue to bang her. Soon, J knocks on the door and tells her that she has another guest. She tells me that she has to hurry so I start jerking myself trying to get myself off but to no avail. Says that she really has to go and tells me to wait? She showers, get dressed and leaves. I blow my load as soon as she leaves and am showering alone when J comes to the room and tells me that I would be more that welcome to wait 20mins to resume. Tired as a mofo, decline, pay J G's fee and bone home.[/QUOTE]

Hey,

So I've been looking through and reading all these ads all over craigslist and backpage and I don't know which ones are legit. How do I know they offer hjs, bjs, and fs? Are there any that any of you recommend? I'm in the Los Angeles area and I don't mind travelling? Addresses and phone numbers for places would be really appreciated! After a month of working I believe I deserve a nice treat. Hahaha. Thanks in advance! Message me or reply. I'll be checking up on updates.

Thanks

[QUOTE=Bigdan]Nice,
Everything sounds amazing, the only thing on your stories is that you use too many abbreviations, even for those fake names![/QUOTE]
If this is the same guy from the other site (he goes by kpassman over there), then all his stories are BS. Numerous guys have tried PM'ing for more details and I don't think anybody has received a response. If I'm wrong then my apologies, but answer your PM's KASSMAN, at least for trusted senior members.

[QUOTE=B Malibu]If this is the same guy from the other site (he goes by kpassman over there), then all his stories are BS. Numerous guys have tried PM'ing for more details and I don't think anybody has received a response. If I'm wrong then my apologies, but answer your PM's KASSMAN, at least for trusted senior members.[/QUOTE]

Its all true, I was is in the closet watching him. Dont be jealous.

Hi to everyone...First time "reporter" & new member

Recently been to Acupuncture/Massage place of business on Vanowen & Vineland area. Most recent trip was yesterday & they have plenty of young Asian & couple Latina therapists working bet 10am & 9pm. Had excellent time with Monica after usual questions & answer session. If you go, get the 1hr single hand or 30mn double hand special they advertise on CL.

Good luck

Found a new massage parlor on florence within the 200's block just a little east of San Pedro st. Lady who runs the place in pleasant.

Visit is. 5 but I easily talked her down to. 4

There were two girls working, Asian and Latina. Went for the Latina girl, very cute, very curvy. Decent CBJ, took her sweet time, none rush. Then followed up by mish and doggy. Nothing special but the gilr was very nice and pleasant.

Total damage $. 4

This is my first post. I have a question, but I share some info first. With to Lennox Acup in Inglewood. .5 for 30mins. Atmosphere is ok. Windows are covered and place is reasonably clean. Short, thick asian came in. She was beautiful. She didn't shower before hand though. I smelled rubbing alcohol on her chest. That was a turn off. I did her anyway though. Standard far, I don't think I need to go into detail. I tipped her 1.

Now my question. I hear about a 4 hand massage. What does that include and is it worth it. I would really appreciate it if someone could help me out with this and if you could refer me somewhere, it would be great.

[QUOTE=Pollywave1]Found a new massage parlor on florence within the 200's block just a little east of San Pedro st. Lady who runs the place in pleasant.

Visit is. 5 but I easily talked her down to. 4

There were two girls working, Asian and Latina. Went for the Latina girl, very cute, very curvy. Decent CBJ, took her sweet time, none rush. Then followed up by mish and doggy. Nothing special but the gilr was very nice and pleasant.

Total damage $. 4[/QUOTE]Please PM the info on this place.