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Just saw Jade, one of Buddahz girls, for about 45 min and $. She is a small BBW as described and her pics are accurate. She was easy to communicate with, I asked her to communicate via text instead of phone calls because my iPhone can't erase call history and I don't need my wife investigating any unfamiliar calls. Her incall was by the Florence Mall, and she greeted me with lingerie on. We had some small talk to get comfortable while I undressed, and she said "Since you're getting naked I guess I'll join you." We relaxed on the bed and she gave me an excellent BBBJ for about 5-10 min, I was ready to eat some greek food and she was more than willing to accomodate. It's been about 8-9 years since I've had greek food so needless to say I ate my meal in less than 5 min, LOL! I cleaned up after lunch and went to relax on the bed for a bit. Jade was easy to talk to, and we got to know each other a bit. I was ready for round 2 and she gave me a great BBBJCIMWS. She is a nice lady, and provides a great service. If you don't like BBW's then she's not for you. Looks-7 Attitude-10 Service-10 Value-10+++++

Blkhobbyist

[QUOTE=Wingman Todd; 1246083]Hey buddy,

Yea, they suck right now and got a three game series with the Giants. Agghhhh! Maybe she could lick their wood to make it swing hard and straight. Like the Arnie Palmer / Johnny Carson gaff on the television show years ago![/QUOTE]Johnny ask Arnie wife what she did to help his game, she said I kiss his balls, then Johnny said I bet that gets his putter straight.

That was one of the few Johnny Carson shows I ever watched. I also played a little golf back then.

Exactly! One of the funniest and best out-takes ever!

WM.

[QUOTE=Silverfly; 1248805]Johnny ask Arnie wife what she did to help his game, she said I kiss his balls, then Johnny said I bet that gets his putter straight.

That was one of the few Johnny Carson shows I ever watched. I also played a little golf back then.[/QUOTE]

Goes right along with the one of Zsa Zsa Gabor when she does the interview with her cat sitting in her lap. She says to Johnny "Do you vant to pet my puzzy". He says "Sure, move that damn cat and I will". Got to love live TV before the 30 second delay and the FCC showed up.

[QUOTE=Wingman Todd; 1248809]Exactly! One of the funniest and best out-takes ever!

WM.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BlkHobbyist; 1247801]Just saw Jade, one of Buddahz girls, for about 45 min and $. She is a small BBW as described and her pics are accurate. She was easy to communicate with, I asked her to communicate via text instead of phone calls because my iPhone can't erase call history and I don't need my wife investigating any unfamiliar calls. Her incall was by the Florence Mall, and she greeted me with lingerie on. We had some small talk to get comfortable while I undressed, and she said "Since you're getting naked I guess I'll join you." We relaxed on the bed and she gave me an excellent BBBJ for about 5-10 min, I was ready to eat some greek food and she was more than willing to accomodate. It's been about 8-9 years since I've had greek food so needless to say I ate my meal in less than 5 min, LOL! I cleaned up after lunch and went to relax on the bed for a bit. Jade was easy to talk to, and we got to know each other a bit. I was ready for round 2 and she gave me a great BBBJCIMWS. She is a nice lady, and provides a great service. If you don't like BBW's then she's not for you. Looks-7 Attitude-10 Service-10 Value-10+++++

Blkhobbyist[/QUOTE]How can a BBW be small? You mean she is just short and fat?

After the debacle that I dreamt about last night with a couple of other providers (see #2130 in the Backpage thread) , I had a much, much better dream tonight. In that dream I saw Plus Size Hottie and Hotsquirt. As mentioned previously, I used to dream about PSH on a pretty regular basis, and it was good to be back. The dream started with a fantastic team-BBBJ that rivals some of the best I've ever had. After that I dreamt that I switched around to doggie on PSH and had full access to play with Hotsquirt while it was going on. I had *every* intention of giving Hotsquirt the very same attention, but alas, even in my dreams I never last quite as long as I'd like (though in my defense, it had been a *very* long time since I'd had any kind of dream LOL) and I was spent before I got the opportunity. I dreamt that PSH's incall is clean and in a pretty decent neighborhood, that there was no rushing of any kind going on, and that the donation, while it was towards the top-end of what one would expect for team play, was not unreasonable. As always, YMMV, but I can tell you that my dream was pretty good.

I'll be going out of my way to dream about these two again, preferably together, but separate will be just fine too.

Congrats you have coined a new sex trade acronym.

SBBW.

Now I am signing off as I do not wish to bruise anyones sensitive sides.

The that includes johns pimps / or sex-mediators, and providers.

I laughed. Geez can't take a joke?

Ez

[QUOTE=Dweezil;1248969]Goes right along with the one of Zsa Zsa Gabor when she does the interview with her cat sitting in her lap. She says to Johnny "Do you vant to pet my puzzy". He says "Sure, move that damn cat and I will". Got to love live TV before the 30 second delay and the FCC showed up.[/QUOTE]There is just one problem. It never happened.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WB-YcXb2r0[/url]

[QUOTE=Bear Cat Style; 1252048]There is just one problem. It never happened.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WB-YcXb2r0[/url][/QUOTE]Chit. Next you're going to tell me there's no Santa Claus, no Easter Bunny, and Linda Lovelace never swallowed. I'll give ya the Zsa Zsa thing but if you screw up all three of these, I'll have to shoot myself because all of my childhood fantasies will be crushed. Haha.

If it did or didn't, still made for GREAT comedy with Johnny to watch! Hanoi Jane looked hot back then! To bad she was a traitor to America and the GI's serving in Vietnam!

[QUOTE=Dweezil;1252742]Chit. Next you're going to tell me there's no Santa Claus, no Easter Bunny, and Linda Lovelace never swallowed. I'll give ya the Zsa Zsa thing but if you screw up all three of these, I'll have to shoot myself because all of my childhood fantasies will be crushed. Haha.[/QUOTE]

I just tried to schedule Avery and Buddahxa informed me that she is no longer with him.

Hope she goes Indy!

[QUOTE=Caligulaxxx; 1250199]Congrats you have coined a new sex trade acronym.

SBBW.[/QUOTE]How about MBW for mid-sized, like a rental car? . A sexy little sportscar looks great, but I'm too big to fit inside without damaging the car. A mid-size drives much better, but I don't really want my buddies to see me drive one. My luxury model serves me best of all, but is very expensive to feed and just isn't practical for quick trips anymore.

Hmm, maybe we should call BBWs "Luxury Models." I'm hoping to see Jade tomorrow. From what I read, I bet she's going to be a he'll of a fun ride! If it works out, I'll post a review. Personally, all my best trips cars have been in bigger models!

[QUOTE=Caligulaxxx; 1250199]Congrats you have coined a new sex trade acronym.

SBBW.[/QUOTE]How about MBW for mid-sized, like a rental car? . A sexy little sportscar looks great, but I'm too big to fit inside without damaging the car. A mid-size drives much better, but I don't really want my buddies to see me drive one. My luxury model serves me best of all, but is very expensive to feed and just isn't practical for quick trips anymore.

Hmm, maybe we should call BBWs "Luxury Models." I'm hoping to see Jade tomorrow. From what I read, I bet she's going to be a he'll of a fun ride! If it works out, I'll post a review. Personally, all my best trips cars have been in bigger models!

[QUOTE=Bear Cat Style; 1253502]I just tried to schedule Avery and Buddahxa informed me that she is no longer with him.

Hope she goes Indy![/QUOTE]At least according to Buddah and his now shut down site. Crap!