Massage Parlor Reports

How long could I last after an entire year when no woman had touched me in any way? Not long. Not long at all. Didn't even get fully hard. One touchless year contributed to it, but also, tonight there was steady rain, and since we barely use street lights any more, super hard to see the road, even though they are major roads that I drive on every day. And then that street presented more difficulties, since it isn't straight. And almost got into a crash cause car was coming from an unexpected direction. And, of course, my first time at this place, so no wonder I didn't last long.

Luckily, she was super sweet. No massage, went straight to business, which was great, cause I don't like massages, unless it is a girlfriend. Of course, there was haggling. Menu given to me was pretty extensive. Maybe cause I am Asian? Dunno. But also, I'd be pretty certain that not a single cop in the entire country looks like me, since I'm also short and don't even weigh 120 pounds. But because of what I said above, I decided only options were HJ or BJ. We settled on HJ for 80, after 40 for the half hour. She also did anal play on me, which I love.

This place is a godsend! For years I had 3 under-the-radar girls who were simply amazing! All BBBJCIM! All anal play in both directions! All attractive! I lost one last summer to conspiracy theories about COVID. Known her for over 10 years. We used to talk about NOTHING! Just chit chat! Gave her gifts for her son! Then the other two moved out of town. And then we also lost Fillies and Chances Are. And Danzers just increased their prices. Just went in June, and spent like 200 on 3 lame lapdances, plus entry fee, my drinks, and tips for the waitresses. Miserable. And I like having the option of a place where all you have to do is show up and get straight to action and you have to put in almost no effort and little prep. Last time I had that, the Sacramento AMPs were 30 minutes away, all of it on I-90! So, never felt very comfy at those places. This one here, though, only 10 minutes away on lazy roads, I believe I should feel very comfortable at and soon!

"This place is a godsend! Not trying to start a fight but this place is overpriced and mediocre at best. Everytime I go there, I tell them to piss off eith that $100 for a HJ thing. On the flip it's all happy and playful until I say $60 or goodbye and then like a whiney child she says ok and stares at the clock on purpose to which I don't care cause I'm still about to blow on her for less than she wants. There's a hot chick there that I've never got to see. She always says "nest time $100 or nothing" and that's been 3 times ago so ya right. It's close to home and I only use it on sundays if I'm desperate and there's NO DI girls working, but you out of trek to Indy if you think this place is good. Between DI, and their AMP scene you'll blow your mind. I mean if it works for you and you don't mind paying a ton, that's fine, but for the same price I can get you so much more with a 10 x looking chick in Indy. But I guess I'm bias because I really just hate that lady at H&W, let the hot chick out and go back in the back gremlin. Be safe out there boys.

[QUOTE=NedFlander5;5560349] Not trying to start a fight but this place is overpriced and mediocre at best. [/QUOTE]Of course you are trying to start a fight. Did you read that for years I've had way better sessions right here in my little apartment, not after a long-ass hour drive to Indy, with super hotties like the famous Blue Velvet from Danzers? Over 10 years with Blue Velvet right here in my place, no need to go anywhere. She was one of the 3 regulars I mentioned. Have no need for DI girls an hour away on the freeway. 2 of my 3 regulars did BBEverything, with no upcharge. Highly doubt those DI girls do BBACIA.

And how many visits to Germany's famous FKKs have you made? I'll bet none. Check out my other Internationalsexguide.info posts too, newbie. Not just German FKKs. My Barcelona premium-brothel post was pretty popular, for instance. I think I introduced a lot of people to a new, awesome premium-brothel, if only cause I had been monitoring the Spanish-language boards.

Oh! Here's my Barcelona report. The premium luxury club I introduced to English-speakers was Club Felina.

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?784-Barcelona&p=540798&viewfull=1#post540798

[QUOTE=NedFlander5;5560349]" this place is overpriced [/QUOTE]After I said in my TR that Danzers is infinitely more expensive. Dude with his orange god.

With my experience there the short one doesn't work Sundays, the hot one does and her massages are way the fuck better.

[QUOTE=NedFlander5;5560349]"This place is a godsend! Not trying to start a fight but this place is overpriced and mediocre at best. Everytime I go there, I tell them to piss off eith that $100 for a HJ thing. On the flip it's all happy and playful until I say $60 or goodbye and then like a whiney child she says ok and stares at the clock on purpose to which I don't care cause I'm still about to blow on her for less than she wants. There's a hot chick there that I've never got to see. She always says "nest time $100 or nothing" and that's been 3 times ago so ya right. It's close to home and I only use it on sundays if I'm desperate and there's NO DI girls working, but you out of trek to Indy if you think this place is good. Between DI, and their AMP scene you'll blow your mind. I mean if it works for you and you don't mind paying a ton, that's fine, but for the same price I can get you so much more with a 10 x looking chick in Indy. But I guess I'm bias because I really just hate that lady at H&W, let the hot chick out and go back in the back gremlin. Be safe out there boys.[/QUOTE].

Made my first trip to H&W today and actually wanted a massage on my lower back. Got everything but. Very interesting to say the least. Was greeted with a water. Undressed and she came in, immediately rolled me over and went to town. FIV, FOV, DATY, rubbed herself all over my junk and called herself my girlfriend. LOL.

Just visited today first time. Greeted quickly after entering and walked directly to a room. She asked if I wanted an hour or 30 min. I took the 30. She said please pay and get undressed. She stepped out and returned quickly. Started with back a nd shoulders and then down the body. She removed the towel and started rubbing my ass. I heard her turn and pump the lotion bottle. Next thing I knew was her finger was in my ass. After some ass play and rubbing my sack she told me to flip and asked if I would fuck her. As I was turning over she climbed up on the table and said fuck me anyway 200. I declined but she asked if I tip. I offered her 60. She took it but said no fuck no cash. She still stripped down and climbed up next to me. Asked me to suck her nipples. She played and stroked me. A few licks and kisses then jerked me off. After a hot towel and clean up she helped me dress and offered me water then asked me to come back. I was content with her service.

That's the small one. She is very pushy and gets mad if you don't want to pay what she's asking. $200 plus what you paid for the initial massage is ludricous

[QUOTE=NaughtyOne69;5620178]Just visited today first time. Greeted quickly after entering and walked directly to a room. She asked if I wanted an hour or 30 min. I took the 30. She said please pay and get undressed. She stepped out and returned quickly. Started with back a nd shoulders and then down the body. She removed the towel and started rubbing my ass. I heard her turn and pump the lotion bottle. Next thing I knew was her finger was in my ass. After some ass play and rubbing my sack she told me to flip and asked if I would fuck her. As I was turning over she climbed up on the table and said fuck me anyway 200. I declined but she asked if I tip. I offered her 60. She took it but said no fuck no cash. She still stripped down and climbed up next to me. Asked me to suck her nipples. She played and stroked me. A few licks and kisses then jerked me off. After a hot towel and clean up she helped me dress and offered me water then asked me to come back. I was content with her service.[/QUOTE].

I made my second trip to H&W yesterday. It started out the same. I walked in and was rushed to a room. The short girl asked if I wanted an hour. I took the 30 min. The massage was nice but kinda felt rushed. On the flip she started in asking for big tip. I said no and offered 40. She came back with 140. I said no but then gave her another 20. She climbed up and put her boobies in my face, then asked again. We left it how it was. She played with my butthole and jerked me off with her top off and allowed me to finger her. After I finished she cleaned me up and dressed me. Offer water and was walking me out. I noticed a younger hot girl in the next room. She tried not to be seen. I stopped and said hello and she smiled and turned away. Who is that and how do I get her next time? Any help?

Think the only way you're getting her is if the other one is off our already with another customer. Yes I got her once, way better massage and ending.

[QUOTE=NaughtyOne69;5646322]I made my second trip to H&W yesterday. It started out the same. I walked in and was rushed to a room. The short girl asked if I wanted an hour. I took the 30 min. The massage was nice but kinda felt rushed. On the flip she started in asking for big tip. I said no and offered 40. She came back with 140. I said no but then gave her another 20. She climbed up and put her boobies in my face, then asked again. We left it how it was. She played with my butthole and jerked me off with her top off and allowed me to finger her. After I finished she cleaned me up and dressed me. Offer water and was walking me out. I noticed a younger hot girl in the next room. She tried not to be seen. I stopped and said hello and she smiled and turned away. Who is that and how do I get her next time? Any help?[/QUOTE].

I visited this place last week. And got this short (40-50 years old) and masked no ass lady as always. Paid for 1 h then she asked for flip after 40 minutes, and asked for tip of course. I said 40, then she got upset kept saying something but never understood what she was talking about. Then she kept asking more and more. I gave 20 more. And continued to ask more. Of course I declined. This negotiations and greedy attitude she always has is really disgusting. She does not like 120 for 1 h with HE. It is madness!! Some folks apparently keep feeding this monster and she expects same from everyone now. Guys, standard rate for HE is $40 with 1 h massage. For a 50 yo ugly AMP the rates are paying is just stupid. If she was hot af that is fine, but she is not. She was telling me that no massage for me next time because tip is no good. I said no money for you next time because there is no next time. When I was leaving she was trying to compliment how handsome I am bla bla. What a stupid experience in general. Waste of my fucking dollars!

I will not return this place unless the attitude is changed.

[QUOTE=Ramses12;5668098]I visited this place last week. And got this short (40-50 years old) and masked no ass lady as always. Paid for 1 h then she asked for flip after 40 minutes, and asked for tip of course. I said 40, then she got upset kept saying something but never understood what she was talking about. Then she kept asking more and more. I gave 20 more. And continued to ask more. Of course I declined. This negotiations and greedy attitude she always has is really disgusting. She does not like 120 for 1 h with HE. It is madness!! Some folks apparently keep feeding this monster and she expects same from everyone now. Guys, standard rate for HE is $40 with 1 h massage. For a 50 yo ugly AMP the rates are paying is just stupid. If she was hot af that is fine, but she is not. She was telling me that no massage for me next time because tip is no good. I said no money for you next time because there is no next time. When I was leaving she was trying to compliment how handsome I am bla bla. What a stupid experience in general. Waste of my fucking dollars!

I will not return this place unless the attitude is changed.[/QUOTE]I must echo this in agreement. Attitude is everything. We go to be pampered, and they should at least pretend to be grateful that we give 50 or 60 for a 5 or 6 min HJ from a elder AMP worker.

I haven't been back since August. I missed the previous crew who went back to Chicago from what I heard. These two are too greedy, unattractive, and communicate poorly. I have resumed either traveling further for better service or saving $$ staying at home.

I'd say let's dry this place up. Then they will be forced to get new workers or change their attitudes. There's another place in town that has great potential. Senior members message me. There are a few guys I have told. I'm going out of town till Monday so I won't be on here checking messages so don't blow up my box. Also sorry newbs but we have to keep these places safe for the benefits of the community. Get on this board, contribute solid info and the world is your oyster. We all had to earn our stripes, through the bad and good. Stay safe brothers

[QUOTE=Jammin2;5670350]I must echo this in agreement. Attitude is everything. We go to be pampered, and they should at least pretend to be grateful that we give 50 or 60 for a 5 or 6 min HJ from a elder AMP worker.

I haven't been back since August. I missed the previous crew who went back to Chicago from what I heard. These two are too greedy, unattractive, and communicate poorly. I have resumed either traveling further for better service or saving $$ staying at home.[/QUOTE].

I will be honest, that my experience has been much better. I guess part of it is I have no problem with someone trying to negotiate. It's how the economic system works. Maybe it is because I like more than an HJ and don't have a problem paying 1. 2 $ for FS. Perhaps I bided my time.

[QUOTE=Sircastic;5670970]I will be honest, that my experience has been much better. I guess part of it is I have no problem with someone trying to negotiate. It's how the economic system works. Maybe it is because I like more than an HJ and don't have a problem paying 1. 2 $ for FS. Perhaps I bided my time.[/QUOTE]I understand your point, but this service has fairly standard prices. I think lack of competition in this city and a few gents overpaying hurt the market. I was a very regular customer paying a standard rate. Suddenly a week later, the price for the same service, same girl went up 150% If my barber went from $30 haircut to $75 I am finding another barber, rather than trying to negotiate with him. I wouldn't like it if my barber complained to me about not tipping more than rate for a haircut. Part of the economic system is also not continuing to patronize a place you don't get treated well.