Lots Of Ladies Out On Saturday Night
Even with the italian fest going on there were lots of young ladies out looking for spare change saturday nite.Uncle leo was highly visible in the south end area too. But with limited ching in my pocket I settled for a prearranged dinner date with Brianna. The date consisted of chinese take out and a couple of hours at my place. She was supposed to stay all night long but changed my plans while we were on the road, which made me a very unhappy camper. I picked her up at 6 and dropped her off at 845pm, stuffed my face with boneless spare ribs and stuffed her box my bone. The sad part was she was sitting on my bed butt nekkid and expected cash up front after I had already stashed my wallet away. Nice clean shaved poontang but not worth the cash she wanted for the time spent together. And the price did not even include dinner. Imagine if we had gone to the place I wanted to go for dinner.
Skyline restaurant
Prime Rib dinner for 2---$50.00
Drinks for 2---$30.00
Her tip---$
Banging the hell out of 23 year
old spanish girl all night long.
PRICELESS!!!
BS
The Weathers Not The Only Thing That's Hot
Springfield was hopping like crazy today and I could not stop because i was in my work vehicle.I must have seen 10 new faces along with another 10 that are always in the area of store 24 to Mcdonalds. 10 young new faces at that and I could not sample. DAMN!! DAMN!!! DAMN!!!! I will be in the area this weekend and hopefully I can hook some new stuff...
BS
Garthy she sounds like a keeper....
Do I hear suggardaddy? Hey when are we gonna hook up with Brother Strange and go on an unnofficial bang bus tour? Summer is almost over, we really need to plan an event. Here is how I see it and I am serious.
We rent a big camper and get a designated driver to drive 6-10 of us to a game or event or even the dog track. Everyone contributes 100 bucks for the trailer and booze and food. We get together about 3 or 4 of our best girls and go for a ride. This would be restricted to invite only. There are several mongers who I trust
Make sure there are cards and glasses apleanty. We'll play poker and pokher!
This idea can be modified to a golf tournment which to me is even a better idea. There is nothing better than a topless woman on the green while you are putting for cash. Bj's for all on the 19th hole....
What do you think? This is not just an idol thought.
Steel Blue
Golf would be hard to pull off! But awesome concept
hey Blue-The golf part would be mad fun,But really hard to Pull Off.The bus would be great! The golf sounds better,But I wonder if the Public courses or privates would allow it,lol! NOt!! But great idear! Beeers,golf and 2 holes In one,cant beat that.Can anyone say hole in one,You would have to buy everyone a drink of w/e lol!! I have a idear-How about the Girl with the better score-anyhow lol
My Lindsay Lohan look-a-like tale of woe
After reading Garthy’s post from 7-22 I’d been keeping my eyes out for the Lindsay-Lohan-ish cutie, and sure enough I spotted a young, attractive SW who fit the description walking on Belmont in the wee morning hours. After checking for Leo & friends I pulled down a dark side street and she hopped in. She said her name is Nikki and she’s here from Ohio because her mom has cancer (I thought that was a nice touch). The first out-of-the-way spot she picked was occupied (she seemed QUITE surprised by that development) so we switched to her Plan B location. Once we’re parked she tells me it’s $100 for everything, $65 for a BBJ, and she assures me it’ll be worth it. Before agreeing to anything, I check out her body, feeling her all over, her ass, her tits, her legs. She lifts her shirt and shows me her tits (a little saggy, like she’d lost weight, just like in Garthy’s report). Well, I realize I’m overpaying, but at this point she seemed so sweet --- plus she was much better quality than what I usually see out there, and she didn’t seem under the influence of any drugs -- so I decided to skip haggling, figuring she’d give me an outstanding effort. I told her it’s a little more than I planned on spending -- how about a quick trip to the ATM? She says, “Hey. Let’s just do it now and hit the ATM later and you can tip me if you feel like it, but it’s not mandatory.” I’m beginning to like this girl. We’re climb into the back seat and I say, “You got a condom, right?” Uh …… no. But she ASSURES me she’s “clean” and I’m “the first guy she’s done this with. You can trust me.” Yeah, right. What does she think I am? INSANE? I say, “Let’s make a quick stop to get and condom and get your cash at the ATM too.” So far so good.
On the way to the ATM she starts telling me how she USUALLY gets $150, but she’s giving me a break because I seem nice. She mentions how lucky I am I picked her because all the other girls out there “are crack whores” and she doesn’t touch drugs. Then says if I enjoy myself she’ll give me her number and we can arrange more dates (for her regular price of $150, of course). Once we get to the ATM she asks, “Just out of curiosity, how much are you taking out?” I tell her $100. When I started getting out of the car, she says, “Hell, just take out $130.” Now I like to put on the naïve newbie act because it usually relaxes the girls, but there’s always the ones who try to take advantage of me. However, now I’m pissed off . Besides, I’d been a little disappointed in her saggy breasts, but I figured her attitude (and hopefully her performance) would more than make up for that imperfection. Now her attitude is deteriorating and it’s enough to turn me off completely.
Well, I get back in the car and flip her a $20 for her time and tell her I changed my mind. She’s a bit taken aback, and starts telling me it’s cool, her spot is safe. I’m like, no thanks. Then she asks, “Is it too much.” So I say, “Well, first you said $100, then it’s $130. Who knows what it’ll be by the time it’s over.” So she says, “I was just KIDDING about the $130.” Yeah, right. And I’m the first guy she’s ever done this with. When she sees I’m not about to change my mind, she tries, “Oh you’re gonna have to give me more than $20 for my time. We’ve been driving around too long.” I tell her to take the cash and get out, or we can go talk to the cop parked at the X and she can tell him her story, and I’ll tell him mine about some hitchhiker who’s trying to extort money from me, and we’ll see who the cop believes. She makes the wise move and gets out of the car.
Thanks for the words of wisdom
Thanks much for the pointers, Garthy. It's always helpful to get insight from knowledgeable people on how to handle certain situations. Plus, it made me realize I've gotten a bit sloppy and even slightly reckless in certain areas. A much appreciated wakeup call. Thanks again. This site is great.