Massage Parlor Reports

Tremont Teddy hit it on the nose. I would like to add a couple of observations.

First, I have never bothered with taking my valuables with me as I go to the TS or sauna. I have never had any trouble with stealing, and I doubt that would occur, seeing as these places are trying to stay UTR anyway. In fact, I one time inadvertantly overpaid the room fee, and had the young lady bring me back the difference.

Next, as to having my wallet searched for ID, I cant say. I used to leave my wallet in the car, and that's probably not a bad idea, but I have never had a problem at any AMP I have visited. I don't bother with that anymore.

Finally, I have found it best to become a regular wherever you go. Mamasan treats you better, you get the top shelf girls, and guess what....they talk about you to the other girls. so by the time you get there, they already know what your preferences are. I tend to tip well, so I find minimal quality change from shift to shift. We all have women we get along with better than others, obviously, but the break in time with a new lady is usually non-existant.

So thanks, TT, for your concise summation.

I was watching the Fox local news tonight and robberies are up 27% in Hillsborough County.

What does this have to do with massage parlors?

Well I thought it was interesting the City of Tampa Police Department had the resources to bust the local AMP’s for massage license violations while crime rises 27%.

My name is Teddy and that’s my rant. Next post will be a review, I promise.

TT

Went to Osaka early Sat. Night. I wanted to see if things have gotten better since last time I was there. I was met by a big Korean woman named Connie who took me to my room.

I was thinking she was the mamasan as she asked if I wanted an hour. Usually they always say 1/2 so I thought this was strange but took it. Well the same one came back.

I was laying down and she starts pushing on my back and asked me to turn over. Then starts pushing on my front and pawing at me. I was thinking for an hour maybe I'll get a massage but no luck just pawing and light touch. Within a few minutes and she was trying to get me to release.

I tried not to look in that face and imagine something else but no luck. Nada. I said wait how about more massage. Well more pawing and squeezing my head (yes the real one) and gave me a headache. (I could give a better massage half drunk.) After a half hour she says OK?

I started to realize the point was to give a bad massage so I would say "yeah, I've had enough"

I said, OK! I'm out! She already had 4 jacksons for an hour but now she wants to help me get dressed and acting sweet. She looked at me for a tip. I said "You want a tip?" Gave her another jackson and she seemed dissapointed when she saw I had 2 of them.

Wow not even close to my worse experience there. I have been to 5 places and while this was once the top is now the bottom.

Worse, as I was there I heard the doors opening and closing the whole time. I went outside and there were 3 additional cars in the lot.

Maybe I got a bad one but I'm not going back.

Why support this? Not me.

I feel like I threw away 5 Jacksons. There are much better ways to spend my money and I am willing to spend more.

Think Man!

Don't you realize that we all get so worked up in an Amp that we go out and commit robberies so we can go back more often.

Went to Yokohamo Wednesday evening. Got 1/2 hour for $60/40. Tina was my therapist. I had a nice table shower with about a 10 minute light massage which ended happily. Tina looks to be 40-ish, be-cups, petite. Don't know if more was on menu, wasn't looking for it. Very clean and private.

I started my evening trying to go to Suki's Spa in Palm Harbor, but I was met at the door and asked to return in 20 minutes. I came back after 20, rang the bell, and sat in the waiting room for 15 more minutes. No attendant came to show me in, so I left.

I ended up at Oriental Health Club in Clearwater (19, south of Curlew). It's billed as Oriental Spa from the outside. I set off the door chime when I went in, and there is a brochure with packages, pricing, and offers for gift certificates. Uh oh, I don't think this is one of them types of places I was looking for.

A very attractive MT came out. Asian with short blond hair, 35, very fit body, and hard c-cups. She was very chatty and her accent was minimal.

I opted for the $100 package which included massage, sauna, and body scrub. She guided me to a changing room with lockers, and I stowed my stuff and met her at a massage room. None of the rooms have doors, just curtains.

She have me a lack luster massage--for a legit place--I give it a 5/10. The sauna was very relaxing, and the body scrub was clinical.

Took one for the team. No extras were even hinted at. She didn't even drift towards anything personal during the massage. I miss the quality of the massage at Kimura and Miyako. Sort of a side-ways business, but the massages were great.

I've enjoyed several trips to AMP's, but I now I would like to try an American girl who gives a good full body massage with extras. Can anyone recommend any attractive American girls who do this? I've seen ads on Craigs List, but I haven't tried them yet.

Made the trip tonight despite last OK experience and some more recent reports. Can honestly say it's not any different than the typical ones, and was explicity told "no F...EEEE here any more."

[QUOTE=Tampahunter]Made the trip tonight despite last OK experience and some more recent reports. Can honestly say it's not any different than the typical ones, and was explicity told "no F...EEEE here any more."[/QUOTE]

And the appropriate reply is

"No comeeee here any more..."

[QUOTE=Drew Park]And the appropriate reply is

"No comeeee here any more..."[/QUOTE]

How long can they get by on there old rep?

They got one visit outa me. It was kinda nice being back in the old shack. But with the current service, I won't be back

TT

What's happened to this forum?

There hasn't been a new post in almost two weeks.

It would appear that all the Tampa AMP activity has been blown away by a hurricane.

Someone let us know what's shakin' at Yoshiko, Sunshine, Yokohama, Nagoya, Japanese Spa, J-Spa, Osaka, Suki, et al.

[QUOTE=Vitamin P]Someone let us know what's shakin' at Yoshiko, Sunshine, Yokohama, Nagoya, Japanese Spa, J-Spa, Osaka, Suki, et al.[/QUOTE]Tonight, Jap Spa and Yokohama were shut. Lights on, door locked. No idea why.

[QUOTE=Vitamin P]What's happened to this forum?

There hasn't been a new post in almost two weeks.

It would appear that all the Tampa AMP activity has been blown away by a hurricane.

Someone let us know what's shakin' at Yoshiko, Sunshine, Yokohama, Nagoya, Japanese Spa, J-Spa, Osaka, Suki, et al.[/QUOTE]

I'll tell you what happened. The nanny state do-gooders got their hired thugs, the cops, to come in and "save us from ourselves".

I guess I'de better get reservations at my local Pinellas amps, cause it looks like all you Tampa mongers will be headed across the bay.

Is this place back open? I passed by it today and wondered, because the signs are still up. Nagoya across the street is certainly open.