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[QUOTE=Sabian0615]If you lived in my neighborhood and had kids maybe you'd feel differently. Then again, maybe not. Look in CAD, Craigslist, etc. Instead of parking outside our windows. The Mayor IS happy because we, the residents along Archer and along 47th, have called the alderman and Daley's office to complain. It's a direct result of the RESIDENTS stopping short of putting a brick thru a mongers windows. The blue shirts would love to do police work but the brass only wants numbers. So, the prostitution stings are the closest thing to being turned loose. YOU are part of the major crime. You get relief, she buys crack from the banger, who buys & sells more dope and defends the hood with guns and terror and they kill. Now go wash the blood off your hands. And there are CPD on this list amongst other departments. If you think not, then you a fool! See you on the website!

[url]http://www.chicagopolice.org/ps/list.aspx[/url][/QUOTE]For your information, not everyone that picks up SW "do it outside". What do you think are keeping the cheap hotels in business?

I personally have never thrown a condom on the streets. Also, not all SW are crack heads.

With that said, maybe you and your friends could start arresting the gang bangers that are selling the dope. I've never heard of a SW doing a drive by! If you get every SW in Chicago off the streets they will still find a way to buy dope. So don't think that this is solving anything because it is not.

Now go polish your badge and remember the next time a kid get caught in the crossfire that if you and your guys were concentrating on the street thugs instead of hookers maybe it wouldn't have happened!

[QUOTE=Sabian0615]YOU are part of the major crime. You get relief, she buys crack from the banger, who buys & sells more dope and defends the hood with guns and terror and they kill. Now go wash the blood off your hands. And there are CPD on this list amongst other departments. If you think not, then you a fool! See you on the website!

You know what site were on right? I understand your point as many do im sure, but maybe its best on a site that is NOT intended to bring people toghter to help each other on finding places to get "relief". Why would WE on this site be Happy about one or any of our own getting busted???

[QUOTE=Bullshit][QUOTE=Sabian0615]YOU are part of the major crime. You get relief, she buys crack from the banger, who buys & sells more dope and defends the hood with guns and terror and they kill. Now go wash the blood off your hands. And there are CPD on this list amongst other departments. If you think not, then you a fool! See you on the website!

You know what site were on right? I understand your point as many do im sure, but maybe its best on a site that is NOT intended to bring people toghter to help each other on finding places to get "relief". Why would WE on this site be Happy about one or any of our own getting busted???[/QUOTE]If you stop and think for a moment. Maybe my 1 post saved your car, job & family. Don't take it too personal. I am all for the hobby. Just not on the streets where families live. In particular, me and mine. There's many other outlets but the mongers are too cheap to explore those. When you see the same fool with the out of town window sticker circling the block, parking, slowing down for the nod from a woman waiting for a bus or walking out of McDdonalds or Starbucks, that stinks. Those are often my neighbors. Everyone who wants "relief" gets painted like an even bigger deviate. And, to reply to all. Maybe most use the cheap hotels along Cicero and Archer but many, many more don't. It's the sidestreets and with little discretion. I know where I am. Use some class is all. And I am bringing you all together. Go to CAD, MC, CL, etc. For your indoor stuff. If not, you'll be brought together on the web, in court, and at the recovery pound. No hard feelings fellas.

Long time poster in Texas, California and Mexico forums ... need some local 411 - have an office in Chicago now and was wondering if there is any massage parlor activity near my hotel in Lincoln Park.

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Go to A different board and/or site with that SH!t...


We all are big boys and know what can happen when we do what we do...... Dont Talk Down To AnyOne Here.

Sorry to sound so cold but, I guess it has to happen somewhere, if you dont like it then move or like MR Tyr said "go polish your badge", put it on and patrol the streets.

Once in a lifetime experience! I still have a hard time believing that I was so lucky!

Today I found a. Believe it or not. Black and Thai SW! A genuine BLASIAN! Right on Wells near Ed Debevics (okay I misspelled that but you know). I felt a distrubance in "the Force" and I started looking around. (Seriously guys, I keep telling you that there is definately something to "sensing your environment"! ) Suddendly my eyes locked on this beautiful Blasian beauty pulling a luggage bag and she had not exactly the "look" but close enough.

I mean, this girl was sooo beautiful, my mind said "There is NO WAY that this girl is hookin'! " Then I said to myself, WTF, I'll pull over anyway.

To make a long story short, she walked by, glanced, stopped, walked back, glanced stopped and walked back again. Okay, it doesn't take a genius to know that something is strange here. And what the heck was up with the luggage? I was starting to wonder if she was a cop.

Drive off or talk?

I said to myself "Trust your feelings, Luke" and her next pass I said "You must be lost, huh? " Then she came up to my car and since we were downtown I felt that the cops weren't going to harrass us.

After talking for 15 minutes, with her standing outside the car, about everything else but screwin', she finally gave me her sad story. She came to Chicago with her boyfriend from California and they got into an argument and he kicked her out of their hotel and now she has nowhere to go. Being a DECENT human being I asked her did she want to use my cell phone and call her folks. She said no way because they told her that the guy was no good and she doesn't want to hear "I told you so" for the rest of her life. Then she said "I really just need a 1. 0 more dollars so I can get a plane ticket and fly out". I told her that I can't just GIVE her a 1. 0. That is when she said the magic words "Well, maybe I can. Do something. To earn the 1. 0? "

"Why, yes. Yes you can! "

I know this is a long post so I'm going to shorten it here and get to the GOOD part! She is 19, with a great bust and ass-ets! She was Black where it counts and Thai where it counts. Just unbelievably beautiful!

There was nowhere to go so I went to my office where she gave me a PSE! I mean seriously, I thought she was going to be shy but on the french lesson she took the whole lesson and the "lesson" ain't small by any means. ALSO, she was tight as a fist! I mean it was a fight to get in there! Then when I was in the "cat" was pushing me back out! Then she came (several times) and I mean it was for real! She was kissing me and basically let me do what I wanted (and then did to me what she wanted). Then we relaxed, I ordered some food and did it three more times.

After that. And cleaning up my bosses office (well, why mess up my office, anyway he'll enjoy that "fresh sex" smell! ) I drove her to O'Hare airport. She would not give me her number. She took mine but she says she wants this to be like Vegas "what happened between us stays between us". Then she said "I will never forget you. You were great but this isn't something I want to make a habit out of".

Oh, heck, I'm just happy that I was able to help her out. In fact, I gave her 1. 5 because she was so sweet.

Oh yeah, we did make a brief stop at the midway area where I banged her three times under the cops house and discarded the condoms in a triangle in his driveway. Alright, I'm lying about this part BUT I SWEAR that everything else I said is true. (I know, I know, "bad Tyr"! "Bad Tyr"! )

This is the first time that anything like this has ever happened to me and probably the last but I will keep my fingers crossed for "lighting striking twice"!

So who's the man? ! ? Who's the man? ! ? Alright, who's a LUCKY B_st_rd, at least?

Life is good!

Let me see if I have this straight. A member of this forum is celebrating action by the CPD because it happened in his neighborhood. Would it be safe for me to assume that a person that is a member of this forum is probably a monger? If he is not a monger, is a cop or a thrill seeker? The only other answer is that he is a monger that is happy to see it done in someone else's neighborhood. Usng that logic, we should all immediately quit, because chances are that we will always be doing it in someone's neighborhood unless th pols grant us our own neighborhood. I am not normally in favor of censorship but Jackson would hear no objections from me if someone celebrating the arrest of fellow mongers was kicked off the forum.

Okay I can understand the residents of Archer and 47th being upset.
I think you can help out the CPD and combat this SW problem.

1. First off get yourself a digital camera and start following the SW and the Mongers.

2. Then once you have spotted them, wait until after they park.

3. Give them a minute or two to start to perpetrator victim thing going.

4. Then quietly sneak your way up to the car and start snapping pictures.

5. The come home and post them to this site along with times area and descriptions.
Don't worry about them being too graphic, we will be the judge of that.

Yes this will definitley out the people that are participating in this. It will give us here on the board a better idea of how bad the problem really is.

Also if you can stop and ask them how much was charged and specifically for what action.

It will serve two purposes. You get to fight crime and we get to be a bit more sympathetic to the cause.
Now you've got your first assignment remember boys "Lets be careful out there"

Wow I only pick up 1 of of 100 girls like this one

I won't say the name the south suburb where I met this chick because I want to see this awesome chick again and buy her a cellphone.

Butt. Anyway I was coming home from a dead night of 47 th street strolling and I took cicero home for a Just in Case ride, and I look over at a car wash at 4:00 in the morning and theres this hot 9 out of ten chick cleaning out her blazer!

I was like this can't be real so I pulled over anyway and we talked and she parked her car and we drove to the local hotel and had an awesome time!

She would have been a ten if she was not taking drugs

I just want to know if this was Luck or has anyone else picked her up, she said she used to be on craigsl! Ist a year ago but I don't remember her

Real tight petite young sweet ass body. Next time I'll have pics!

Update:

The nuber she gave me was her actuall boyfreinds cell number. now its her ex boyfreind he actually called me up to find out what the hell she was doing.

Go to cr! Agslist type in glenview.

Theres a sweet chick actually named blasian and she was ther best I had in a long time. Same price.

I wonder if its the same person.

Also for pics is there an easier way to view Illinois?

The only way I know is to go page to page for 10 m miniutes ubtill I get ti I for illinois. Any help will be great

Thanks!

I noticed on the CPD site that some people are charged under IL state law and others are charged under a Chicago ordinance. From comparing the two laws, it seems the CPD uses the state law where there is an agreed price/act and uses the Chicago ordinance when there is no agreed price/act.

All the ordinance requires is that someone remain in an area and repeatedly engage (or attempt to engage) a person in conversation for the purpose of soliciting a prostitute. I bet many of the ordinance charges are weak - how do the cops know why some guy is trying to talk to the attractive women on the corner?

Was surprised to see the photo of an old friend with which I had lost contact charged under the ordinance. He's kind of a goof so I wouldn't be surprised if he was just having some fun yelling at the girl and got reeled in. Too bad - I think he was working.

...and we get some good non-fake porn to beat off to.

Ok mongers. Had to pick a family member up at Midway on Saturday. Well as luck would have it, my lazy ass left later than I wanted to, so no time to play, unless I was extremly lucky. No luck. So did a quick drive down 47th, senn a WSW so I doubled back and caught up with her at the corner behind walgreens (on pulaski), looked a little dirty, saggy breasts coming out of shirt, etc. She kept staring as I wanted to make left hand turn onto 47th. Was just a recon mission for all you mongers. But would have passed anyway. Made my way down to Cicero to head to the airport. On the way, maybe a HSW on 47th before the viaduct. But not sure. Onto Cicero towards MDW. Seen a BSW short red dress standing outside. Decided to see up close. Parked, by then another BSW with Killer Legs, White Short-Shorts were talking, the BSW with red dress shorter, and a grill on her teeth. So so in looks. But her friend was very tall, and did I mention Killer Legs. Chickened out on saying anything as oter people were wlaking out, with child. So went in tgrabbed an ice tea (which I wanted anyway. LOL) and coming out they were both on phone. Momma always said to be a gentleman, and had no time to wait. WILL look for LEGS again. She had the look, was cute and young. Pulling out, car pulled up she hopped in. Away she went. Left her friend waiting. Oh and another BSW across from popeyes. Could not tell from side of street I was on.

Thats all for now fellow mongers. They are out there.

P.S. Anyone know who the BSW with the killer legs might be? (I may have seen her once before in jeans. But did not get cloe enough before she was gone)

[QUOTE=Chigod7]Go to cr! Agslist type in glenview.

Theres a sweet chick actually named blasian and she was ther best I had in a long time. Same price.

I wonder if its the same person.

Also for pics is there an easier way to view Illinois?

The only way I know is to go page to page for 10 m miniutes ubtill I get ti I for illinois. Any help will be great

Thanks![/QUOTE]Blasian is a term for a person that is both Black and Asian. I have seen the "Blasian" that is on Craig's List and wanted to "boink" her but she wants 2.5 for the hour. She looks great but I just have something against giving a chick that much money for a "boink"!

Now if she has any 1.0 or 1.5 deals available, hey, I'll go see her in a heartbeat.

[QUOTE=Chigod7]Go to cr! Agslist type in glenview.

Theres a sweet chick actually named blasian and she was ther best I had in a long time. Same price.

I wonder if its the same person.

Also for pics is there an easier way to view Illinois?

The only way I know is to go page to page for 10 m miniutes ubtill I get ti I for illinois. Any help will be great

Thanks![/QUOTE]Opps! I forgot to tell you about Listpics. This is a easier way to view Craig's List "chicago dot listpic dot com/ers/".

Be careful and be sure to cross reference the pictures and numbers. There are more than a few pictures posted that should have an out-of-town number that gives a local number. Sometimes they are escorts that are using a way better picture, sometimes it's the po' po'!