Las vegas recommendations
Aloha,
I will be going to Las Vegas soon and would like to get some recommendations for escorts and/or massage providers with extras.
Mahalo,
S
gotta love this town, or not
Worst things about Las Vegas:
5. Way too close to 36 million spoiled narcissistic California pinko fruitcakes, half of whom are either visiting or moving to Vegas on any given day. Leaving La-La land doesn't seem to reform them much. Wherever they go, there they are.
4. Some of the most expensive hookers on earth in areas affected by problem #5 above.
3. Carnage. At least fifty percent of the people in town have absolutely no idea how to operate a motor vehicle. See #5, above.
2. A little $500 apartment is suddenly now a $300,000 condominium “investment property” (see #5, above) and a charitably inclined working man can hardly afford a “Vegas scholarship” to save a starving little 25 year old youth in her own pad.
1. A Mecca and final resting place for the most stupid street criminals on the face of the earth; L.A. thugs so dumb that they think moving to the most heavily surveilled patch of real estate in the world to "hide" and commit more violent felonies sounds like a great idea. See #5, above.
Five best:
5. Whether for profit or just as an entertaining spectator sport, there is never a shortage of stupendously clueless suckers available for our amusement. See #5, above.
4. While walking around town all day with a cigarette or cigar hanging from my mouth, the only thing I will hear about it is: "May I light that for you, sir?" Not everything is affected by problem #5 above. Not yet.
3. Showing cleavage while wearing an outfit that could be mailed with a 37 cent postage stamp is a perfectly normal and respectable sort of job description for a young lady.
2. Video poker zombies and slot machine sluts, resulting in some of the most accommodating cheap hookers in the U.S. outside of the areas too much affected by #5 above.
1. Closing time, what’s that? When struck by a sudden craving to eat a little spicy Thai or Chinese in the middle of the night my only problem is choosing among places for dine in, calling for home delivery, or plucking a hooker named Kwan from the Strip.
P.S. This post dedicated to “instantdust” from Inglewood, CA, in the unlikely event he is able to improve his language skills sufficiently to read it.
W.