I was visiting your part of the world a few weeks back, and I used your intel to scope out a nice afternoon visit to Luna in Hopkinsville. Other than what I learned from this board, I had no other insight about where to find a funny massage.
I had a great time at Luna. It was easy to find, located on a main commercial corridor. It's also next to a few other businesses, just in case you need some deniability. I tried to call ahead, but nobody answered the phone.
Inside, it looks like every other strip mall massage parlor. You walk in, and somebody calls out from the back to ask how long you want. They then take you to the room and get the hour fee ($0. 6). I was disappointed that there's no table shower (it's always a nice start). They have a bathroom in back for customers.
The massage was of medium quality. Not bad, but not excellent either. Whenever I go somewhere for a first time, I enjoy the ambiguity of whether I'm just going to get a massage or anything else. Again, perfectly nice massage, with hot towels and music and, then, there'd be just a little bit extra touch here and there. Nothing super overt, but just maybe a little bit more than you get at a normal place.
Before the flip, my masseuse disappeared, and I sort think maybe they brought in a new woman to finish. I had thought my original masseuse was in her late 40's / early 50's (I was a little bit bummed that I pulled the mama-san), but, when she came back and flipped me over, she was a slightly younger woman with a ponytail (maybe mid30's). Both had face coverings.
On the flip, there wasn't any ambiguity. She poured the warm oil directly on my boys right at the get-go, and it was absolutely on. I was legitimately relaxed, so I took my time and enjoyed the process. To speed things up, she basically slipped her other hand down my cheeks and a finger went just a bit in my ass to spark the explosion.
After the clean up, I usually want to get out as soon as possible. There, they actually did more body work on the front after clean up (arms, shoulders, legs, feet), which I appreciated (since it was so unnecessary). I thought I had been there for 3 hours, but, when I left, I saw that I got the full hour (and not a minute less).
I'm no newbie on all this, and I was surprised at the complete lack of any signal or "ask. " There was no overt indication to me what was coming and nothing from me asking for it (other than, maybe, it was clear from my pre-flip body movements and reactions that the naughty parts were not an issue). In fact, at the end, she didn't even ask for more money for the more services. I left the "change" (the $0. 4) and another $ as a token of a job well done.
I'd go back, no question.
