[QUOTE=Mikejones1089;6766184]Anyone tried the milking tables on the rubrankings?? Sounds like a good deal.[/QUOTE]My report, post number 28733 on this page.
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[QUOTE=Mikejones1089;6766184]Anyone tried the milking tables on the rubrankings?? Sounds like a good deal.[/QUOTE]My report, post number 28733 on this page.
[QUOTE=MfarfuTom;6765764]The are lots of was to show $$ But I have not clue what. 6+ is supposed to mean. How much for time and how much for the tip, or did you just pay her up front XXX?[/QUOTE]You need a decoder ring, don't worry I need one too.
[QUOTE=Mikejones1089;6766184]Anyone tried the milking tables on the rubrankings?? Sounds like a good deal.[/QUOTE]I've been twice, I would recommend a milking table experience but I can't recommend them. It's a 2 min rub followed by under the table HJ then rollover for standard HJ. Each girl is different so your experience may differ from mine.
[QUOTE=Moss734;6766716]You need a decoder ring, don't worry I need one too.[/QUOTE]That's why I was commenting last year about stopping with the abbreviations. It only results in confusion and 6 more posts of people asking for clarification. Most people are posting on their phones now, auto correct takes over, and they don't proofread before they post.
Abbreviations are silly. It's not like we are hiding anything. Posting true rates only helps the next person.
Absolutely awful experience at Orange. Arrived and they were busy so I was seated behind the screen until lulu was free. Then taken to the room by lulu. She was hot. Paid 300 $. Got undressed and taken to table shower. Everything was fine so far, and the shower was ok, but then one of the other girls came in nude and they were talking to each other and this seemed ok for a bit and I got to put my hands on her too, and then lulu started blowing me and then another of the girls came in and started washing her pussy and then some dude in a towel started to come in, and then stopped but just stood there while I was getting blown and there were two other girls in there and then lulu stopped blowing me and started yelling at the other girl and then they kind of all left and then I got a super hurried shower ending and we rushed back to the room. Massage was rushed and she kept having to talk to people through the door loudly, and then while she was blowing me again the door opened and some guy walked in and put down some boxes in the room and then the door was just open and another dude walked by and then lulu climbed on and was riding me while another old guy came in and they just started talking and she was riding me and they were arguing about something and this was just fucking insane and I hated it and then he finally left and then I flipped her over and was trying to plow her from behind and the mamasan came in to talk to her and I finally just was like fuck it and fucked her so hard so I could finish while she was arguing with the mama and then she finally left and I cleaned up and got out of there and jeez I will prob take a break from orange which had been wonderful for a while but was just utter chaos. It sucked.
[QUOTE=HappyGardener;6765706]The address of the spa is in my post. The picture in the post is of the spa. The address of the building and the spa is in my post.[/QUOTE]I meant the spa that Ivy is working at on archer. I'm looking for some manscaping. Sorry for the misunderstanding.
[QUOTE=SexWithJesus69;6766897]I meant the spa that Ivy is working at on archer. I'm looking for some manscaping. Sorry for the misunderstanding.[/QUOTE]I have not seen her for years. Pre Covid probably. I'm not sure if she is still there or not. D & D Spa 3310 S Archer. Small strip mall with a restaurant across from it that had great Pork Bao.
[QUOTE=Eddinger;6766896]Absolutely awful experience at Orange. Arrived and they were busy so I was seated behind the screen until lulu was free. Then taken to the room by lulu. She was hot. Paid 300 $. Got undressed and taken to table shower. Everything was fine so far, and the shower was ok, but then one of the other girls came in nude and they were talking to each other and this seemed ok for a bit and I got to put my hands on her too, and then lulu started blowing me and then another of the girls came in and started washing her pussy and then some dude in a towel started to come in, and then stopped but just stood there while I was getting blown and there were two other girls in there and then lulu stopped blowing me and started yelling at the other girl and then they kind of all left and then I got a super hurried shower ending and we rushed back to the room. Massage was rushed and she kept having to talk to people through the door loudly, and then while she was blowing me again the door opened and some guy walked in and put down some boxes in the room and then the door was just open and another dude walked by and then lulu climbed on and was riding me while another old guy came in and they just started talking and she was riding me and they were arguing about something and this was just fucking insane and I hated it and then he finally left and then I flipped her over and was trying to plow her from behind and the mamasan came in to talk to her and I finally just was like fuck it and fucked her so hard so I could finish while she was arguing with the mama and then she finally left and I cleaned up and got out of there and jeez I will prob take a break from orange which had been wonderful for a while but was just utter chaos. It sucked.[/QUOTE]Holy Moly. This is the best stream of consciousness report ever. Like you were vomiting the whole experience into the phone all at once. Hall of Fame report.
[QUOTE=Mustashlo;6760097] Then I got up and she DTBBj for a while while I rubbed her clit. She was soaked and wet, and I haven. I had to stop her or I would have poop in there.
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Damage was. 6+.[/QUOTE]To me this reads like the DTBBJ was so good he had to stop her before he pooped in her mouth.
Autocorrect sure can be a *****.
Maybe the 6+ is hit points of damage he took while getting blown. Idk?
TP.
Sorry this happened to you but this is the funniest report, LMAO. She was riding you and some idiot decides to argue with her. LOL, Unreal.
[QUOTE=Eddinger;6766896]Absolutely awful experience at Orange. Arrived and they were busy so I was seated behind the screen until lulu was free. Then taken to the room by lulu. She was hot. Paid 300 $. Got undressed and taken to table shower. Everything was fine so far, and the shower was ok, but then one of the other girls came in nude and they were talking to each other and this seemed ok for a bit and I got to put my hands on her too, and then lulu started blowing me and then another of the girls came in and started washing her pussy and then some dude in a towel started to come in, and then stopped but just stood there while I was getting blown and there were two other girls in there and then lulu stopped blowing me and started yelling at the other girl and then they kind of all left and then I got a super hurried shower ending and we rushed back to the room. Massage was rushed and she kept having to talk to people through the door loudly, and then while she was blowing me again the door opened and some guy walked in and put down some boxes in the room and then the door was just open and another dude walked by and then lulu climbed on and was riding me while another old guy came in and they just started talking and she was riding me and they were arguing about something and this was just fucking insane and I hated it and then he finally left and then I flipped her over and was trying to plow her from behind and the mamasan came in to talk to her and I finally just was like fuck it and fucked her so hard so I could finish while she was arguing with the mama and then she finally left and I cleaned up and got out of there and jeez I will prob take a break from orange which had been wonderful for a while but was just utter chaos. It sucked.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Eddinger;6766896]Absolutely awful experience at Orange. Arrived and they were busy so I was seated behind the screen until lulu was free. Then taken to the room by lulu. She was hot. Paid 300 $. Got undressed and taken to table shower. Everything was fine so far, and the shower was ok, but then one of the other girls came in nude and they were talking to each other and this seemed ok for a bit and I got to put my hands on her too, and then lulu started blowing me and then another of the girls came in and started washing her pussy and then some dude in a towel started to come in, and then stopped but just stood there while I was getting blown and there were two other girls in there and then lulu stopped blowing me and started yelling at the other girl and then they kind of all left and then I got a super hurried shower ending and we rushed back to the room. Massage was rushed and she kept having to talk to people through the door loudly, and then while she was blowing me again the door opened and some guy walked in and put down some boxes in the room and then the door was just open and another dude walked by and then lulu climbed on and was riding me while another old guy came in and they just started talking and she was riding me and they were arguing about something and this was just fucking insane and I hated it and then he finally left and then I flipped her over and was trying to plow her from behind and the mamasan came in to talk to her and I finally just was like fuck it and fucked her so hard so I could finish while she was arguing with the mama and then she finally left and I cleaned up and got out of there and jeez I will prob take a break from orange which had been wonderful for a while but was just utter chaos. It sucked.[/QUOTE]Not once did your dick got soft. Kudos. You were in it for the end game.
[QUOTE=Eddinger;6766896]Absolutely awful experience at Orange. Arrived and they were busy so I was seated behind the screen until lulu was free. Then taken to the room by lulu. She was hot. Paid 300 $. Got undressed and taken to table shower. Everything was fine so far, and the shower was ok, but then one of the other girls came in nude and they were talking to each other and this seemed ok for a bit and I got to put my hands on her too, and then lulu started blowing me and then another of the girls came in and started washing her pussy and then some dude in a towel started to come in, and then stopped but just stood there while I was getting blown and there were two other girls in there and then lulu stopped blowing me and started yelling at the other girl and then they kind of all left and then I got a super hurried shower ending and we rushed back to the room. Massage was rushed and she kept having to talk to people through the door loudly, and then while she was blowing me again the door opened and some guy walked in and put down some boxes in the room and then the door was just open and another dude walked by and then lulu climbed on and was riding me while another old guy came in and they just started talking and she was riding me and they were arguing about something and this was just fucking insane and I hated it and then he finally left and then I flipped her over and was trying to plow her from behind and the mamasan came in to talk to her and I finally just was like fuck it and fucked her so hard so I could finish while she was arguing with the mama and then she finally left and I cleaned up and got out of there and jeez I will prob take a break from orange which had been wonderful for a while but was just utter chaos. It sucked.[/QUOTE]Bruh,That shit is Wild! Took me like 10 minutes to read it, from stopping to laugh so much! Sell that scene to Tarantino immediately. Gold!
And yea, props for staying upright!! I am curious about her cg technique while arguing?! LOL.
[QUOTE=HappyGardener;6766839]That's why I was commenting last year about stopping with the abbreviations. It only results in confusion and 6 more posts of people asking for clarification. Most people are posting on their phones now, auto correct takes over, and they don't proofread before they post.
Abbreviations are silly. It's not like we are hiding anything. Posting true rates only helps the next person.[/QUOTE]I completely agree. I have no idea why someone can't simply write 100,120, 140 and then the time 30 minutes, 45 minutes, 60 minutes. But in this case, the review was by PPS with the help of AI or google translate so take it for what it is.
[QUOTE=Eddinger;6766896]Absolutely awful experience at Orange. Arrived and they were busy so I was seated behind the screen until lulu was free. Then taken to the room by lulu. She was hot. Paid 300 $. Got undressed and taken to table shower. Everything was fine so far, and the shower was ok, but then one of the other girls came in nude and they were talking to each other and this seemed ok for a bit and I got to put my hands on her too, and then lulu started blowing me and then another of the girls came in and started washing her pussy and then some dude in a towel started to come in, and then stopped but just stood there while I was getting blown and there were two other girls in there and then lulu stopped blowing me and started yelling at the other girl and then they kind of all left and then I got a super hurried shower ending and we rushed back to the room. Massage was rushed and she kept having to talk to people through the door loudly, and then while she was blowing me again the door opened and some guy walked in and put down some boxes in the room and then the door was just open and another dude walked by and then lulu climbed on and was riding me while another old guy came in and they just started talking and she was riding me and they were arguing about something and this was just fucking insane and I hated it and then he finally left and then I flipped her over and was trying to plow her from behind and the mamasan came in to talk to her and I finally just was like fuck it and fucked her so hard so I could finish while she was arguing with the mama and then she finally left and I cleaned up and got out of there and jeez I will prob take a break from orange which had been wonderful for a while but was just utter chaos. It sucked.[/QUOTE]There used to be a separate thread on CL for posts that readers deemed to be posts of the day, week, year. We need one of those threads, but I have a hard time thinking anything will top this post for multiple LOL sentences. Thanks for making my week, Eddinger. Sorry about the chaos, but you did nut and now have a great story. Seems worth the 300.
[QUOTE=Eddinger;6766896]Absolutely awful experience at Orange. ...It sucked.[/QUOTE]Wonderful post about a shit visit. Over time I have gotten less squeamish about bumping into another guy in a hall, the shouting through the door, and even a mama opening the door to yell at a girl. But lord jesus that post is top-tie shitshow. I know Candy reads this site, hopefully she gets them to get their act together. And I hope they comp you one. I have been reading lots of "orange has been great up until recently" reports.