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[QUOTE=MonkeySmasher;4480234]She ghosted me. Texted me all morning the when I pull up at 525, I sent a text saying I'm here. Crickets. 530 sent a text. Crickets. Text at 540. Peace and I left. Mongers don't waste your time and your money on tolls.[/QUOTE]What is it with her? Those that have seen her seem to be quite happy with her service. Did she have staulker issues in the past? It's a shame that she has abundant clientele and jerks them around! Sounds like she's about as easy to see as Fiona, Delilah, Jenny LMT!! I just don't understand!

[QUOTE=MonkeySmasher;4480234]She ghosted me. Texted me all morning the when I pull up at 525, I sent a text saying I'm here. Crickets. 530 sent a text. Crickets. Text at 540. Peace and I left. Mongers don't waste your time and your money on tolls.[/QUOTE]Same experience in the past.

She's amazing. But these girls that jerk clients around (LOL) deserve to be boycotted.

[QUOTE=MonkeySmasher;4480234]She ghosted me. Texted me all morning the when I pull up at 525, I sent a text saying I'm here. Crickets. 530 sent a text. Crickets. Text at 540. Peace and I left. Mongers don't waste your time and your money on tolls.[/QUOTE]EXACT same thing happened to me!

[QUOTE=WildmanBill;4481265]Nutts, Just because I don't post a ton on here, doesn't mean I am not from Louisville. (I am). Just have been out of the game for a while and have been back for just a little bit. But, I agree, Preston wasn't enough to narrow it down.[/QUOTE]There are only two AMPs on Preston and that's not a shit ton to me. It was fairly easy to figure out which one. You don't owe people on here anything that you don't want to give unless you are asking for help.

[QUOTE=BDinkie;4481140]EXACT same thing happened to me![/QUOTE]I texted her and asked why she stood me up. She replied that she texted me saying I need to come later, which I never recieved. She claims she dropped her phone and busted her screen and went to the apple store to get it fixed. She said I can come back and she would make it up to me. My dumbass will probably try again. Smh.

[QUOTE=Golf9979;4481278]There are only two AMPs on Preston and that's not a shit ton to me. It was fairly easy to figure out which one. You don't owe people on here anything that you don't want to give unless you are asking for help.[/QUOTE]I already knew the fucking place. There are 5 places on Preston so check your math it's not putting putt. Plus I was quoting aSAM as to not being from Louisville not cowboy.

Tried to set up with Samantha, I'm assuming she won't make an appointment because it's been so long since I've been in the game. Sadly all my references are long since gone (Anastasia / Ana hung it up?) which I did advise but I guess that didn't make the cut? Any advise? Also has anyone seen Jade on Breckinridge? She looks promising but I couldn't find any reviews.

[QUOTE=MonkeySmasher;4481447]I texted her and asked why she stood me up. She replied that she texted me saying I need to come later, which I never recieved. She claims she dropped her phone and busted her screen and went to the apple store to get it fixed. She said I can come back and she would make it up to me. My dumbass will probably try again. Smh.[/QUOTE]This has been a good while back mind you, but Shaley gave me basically the same story with the exception that she said she had dropped her phone into the toilet.

I only ever saw this lady once, and it was quite good. I tried in vain for about 6 months after that for a follow up visit and had to eventually draw the line on how persistently stupid I was going to be.

Samantha will tell you the providers she uses for verification. It is simple and straightforward. I suggest you schedule a half hour with one of them and make sure the provider knows you would like a verification. Samantha is pretty straightforward. Good luck!

[QUOTE=LasciviousX;4481531]Tried to set up with Samantha, I'm assuming she won't make an appointment because it's been so long since I've been in the game. Sadly all my references are long since gone (Anastasia / Ana hung it up?) which I did advise but I guess that didn't make the cut? Any advise? Also has anyone seen Jade on Breckinridge? She looks promising but I couldn't find any reviews.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TwoNutts;4481482]I already knew the fucking place. There are 5 places on Preston so check your math it's not putting putt. Plus I was quoting aSAM as to not being from Louisville not cowboy.[/QUOTE]I'm not sure what you are talking about. I was responding to WildmanBill.

I regularly make the trek to Louisville to Cincinnati with the express purpose of getting a massage (with HE) from a reasonably attractive provider who is engaged in the session. I do not visit AMPs. Finding someone that meets my needs is increasingly problematic. This has been noted many times on this forum. However, for what it's worth, there are two providers I have found to be more than adequate. Most recently, Jade (Breckenridge) has been available, responsive, with it, and gorgeous. You can't miss with her. My other go to is McKenzie (Middleton). I have seen her for the past 7 years. While she can be a little mechanical on the HE, she is very good looking and responsive. Will continue to search for other providers who meet the bill. My two cents.

[QUOTE=Golf9979;4482201]I'm not sure what you are talking about. I was responding to WildmanBill.[/QUOTE]Too many. Way too many crown and cokes. Peace brother.

[QUOTE=Urbanwonder42;4481932]This has been a good while back mind you, but Shaley gave me basically the same story with the exception that she said she had dropped her phone into the toilet.

I only ever saw this lady once, and it was quite good. I tried in vain for about 6 months after that for a follow up visit and had to eventually draw the line on how persistently stupid I was going to be.[/QUOTE]Shaley has used this same story about her phone for so long it is worn out. Not sure what all the hype is with her because I have seen her and she is good but not good enough to put up with all of the ghosting she does. Especially now that she is pregnant and not into that.

I'm thinking of seeing Kate, who goes by XXXJennyts on usaadultclassifieds. Any recommendations?

[URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classifieds/index.php?view=showad&adid=96564&cityid=180[/URL]

Thanks, Nobecz.

Sun spa locked up and closed yesterday.

It is funny but the tranny hookers seem to care more about their appearance than the chicks.

I have no interest in being with a tranny but it is funny that some of the ads are of hot looking chicks and then theres a dick pic. Total turn off.

[QUOTE=Nobecz;4482821]I'm thinking of seeing Kate, who goes by XXXJennyts on usaadultclassifieds. Any recommendations?

[URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classifieds/index.php?view=showad&adid=96564&cityid=180[/URL]

Thanks, Nobecz.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WorkOnTheRoad;4484978]Sun spa locked up and closed yesterday.[/QUOTE]I didn't go in but 'open' sign was on last night.

[QUOTE=SamSpade;4473262]Dear Louisville (not Lexington, in case you are following my mistakes) mongers, I have a report for you. First, I'm from the northern burbs of Chicago. Last time I was in your town was 14 years ago on business, and I took a FS hour at one of your Preston establishments. Two days ago I was passing through on my vacation, and I decided to stop for gas and poo tang. I wanted to try your Healing Gardens, as I was in the mood for something besides Asian. Park in back, first thing I see is a couch thrown out. I ring the doorbell in back, no response. I go to the front, same thing. Peek in the windows, desolation. Go back to my car to check on my phone if I have the address right. On the internet page I see I do have the correct address, and the worlds Closed for Good is displayed. Oh well. Choice no. 2.

When I pulled up in the early afternoon, I saw a Korean woman out the back door throwing something out, wearing shorts and a t-shirt. She looks at me, I wave, she waves and runs inside. Go to the front door, expecting her to be there. She isn't, so I ring the doorbell. "Just a minute!" 3 minutes later the same woman opens the door, but this time wearing a tight fitting dress with cruise missiles poking out in front. She pulls me and and kisses me, just like that. Then she reaches for my boys and gives them a shake. "You want massage?" She's rubbing up against me all the way to my room, takes the money and disappears for a couple of minutes, to get the table shower ready I presume.

The door opens, and she is standing their buck naked. At least I was wearing the towel.

She leads me to the shower room and I lie down, still not believing this. She soaps up my back, washes with her hands, then gets on the table with me and does that Nuru thing. 1 minute of that and she turns me over, same thing. Mind you, not a word has been spoken about tips.

She rinses me off, and herself. She dries me off, hands me the towel and tells me to dry her, and directs my hands to her boobs and crotch.[/QUOTE]PM location please? Checkout sun in btown. Middle aged very nice body and FIV. Handshake is pretty good too with a lot of teasing. The main mamasan is not who want, ask for Sasha.

[QUOTE=Beringer;4482094]Samantha will tell you the providers she uses for verification. It is simple and straightforward. I suggest you schedule a half hour with one of them and make sure the provider knows you would like a verification. Samantha is pretty straightforward. Good luck![/QUOTE]Here's what you need to do. Kali is one of Samantha provider reference
Go see her first. Make sure your text is captured in Kali's phone ask her if you can use her as reference. Once you've seen kali, go text Samantha and reference Kali.
Samantha will then verify with Kali, from my experience Kali usually will send a screenshot of your number to include text to Samantha. Once verified your in. Hope this helps.

Dude,

Kali is a troll. She may have a sweet personality but she is very unattractive. That was the most difficult session I have had with a provider.

I would hang out with her as a friend but she is gross.

I realize that is my opinion and another monger may disagree.

If you must see Kali then do not schedule anything more than a hh.

[QUOTE=FourShip;4487174]Here's what you need to do. Kali is one of Samantha provider reference
Go see her first. Make sure your text is captured in Kali's phone ask her if you can use her as reference. Once you've seen kali, go text Samantha and reference Kali.
Samantha will then verify with Kali, from my experience Kali usually will send a screenshot of your number to include text to Samantha. Once verified your in. Hope this helps.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=FourShip;4487174]Here's what you need to do. Kali is one of Samantha provider reference
Go see her first. Make sure your text is captured in Kali's phone ask her if you can use her as reference. Once you've seen kali, go text Samantha and reference Kali.
Samantha will then verify with Kali, from my experience Kali usually will send a screenshot of your number to include text to Samantha. Once verified your in. Hope this helps.[/QUOTE]That's alot of work for some pussy.

Her name is Kiki. Why can't they come up with something original. She's cute great body, actually really great body. Probably 30 or 32 looks maybe 28. Not sure how she is behind the door but I think a lot better looking then what's been available there the last few months.

Looks like Cynthia is back in the game after all. She started at The Relaxation Station a couple days a week. Had the pleasure this morning.

[QUOTE=MikeMike56;4493545]Looks like Cynthia is back in the game after all. She started at The Relaxation Station a couple days a week. Had the pleasure this morning.[/QUOTE]I have never had the privilege of experiencing Cynthia. Do you know which days and time of day that she is working at RS?

[QUOTE=OlHenry;4494608]I have never had the privilege of experiencing Cynthia. Do you know which days and time of day that she is working at RS?[/QUOTE]10-4 Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday and also by appointment I think outside of those hours.

Getting ready to try the new AMP in Etown. Thought I would ask to see if anyone else has already been to set my expectations?

[QUOTE=MikeMike56;4494693]10-4 Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday and also by appointment I think outside of those hours.[/QUOTE]Thank you, Mike, for the info.

Does anyone know what happened to the Escort Reports for Louisville?

[QUOTE=KeepHerCheap;4494971]Getting ready to try the new AMP in Etown. Thought I would ask to see if anyone else has already been to set my expectations?[/QUOTE]Been a few times, hour + handshake with OTC roaming $. Would repeat as I have.

[QUOTE=MikeMike56;4493545]Looks like Cynthia is back in the game after all. She started at The Relaxation Station a couple days a week. Had the pleasure this morning.[/QUOTE]Is she still standard or has she added to the menu being at the new place?

Tried to hook up with the blonde snowbunny below. She responded fairly quickly, and we set a time for later in the day. She gave me close in directions (Cross Streets) and told me that when the time came she would provide the actual address. Time came, she was absent to text and call.

Anyone else have luck with this one?

[URL]https://louisville.rubratings.com/153164[/URL]

As I got stiffed with the snowbunny elsewhere on this thread, I went to Sun's spa as I had never been. Big place inside! Anyway, the Korean version of Carol Burnett's TV mom met me at the door and I thought, oh hell, but she led me to a room and told me a young girl would be my masseuse. Sure enough, Taco saunters in. And I'm sure she is well known to those who come here often, but I haven't so she was a pretty decent looking 6/7 on the monger scale. She asked if I wanted a table shower, and as I had never had one of those either, I say sure. Hmmm, I guess I will have to have another to see if this was good or not, but in general not my thing.

So the massage was mediocre and the flip was early. Everything was on the menu, and I took advantage. Jeezus, she's bellows like a calf who's lost its momma during sex. I needed earplugs. I would like to think she was wailing because I was good at the trade, but I know better, and I expect she forgot to lube the condom or herself properly. Anyway, I'm out $1. 5 total and figure I won't go back.

There are more better women out there who will provide more and ask for less. Our job is to find them and share!

[QUOTE=Martin3124;4495536]Tried to hook up with the blonde snowbunny below. She responded fairly quickly, and we set a time for later in the day. She gave me close in directions (Cross Streets) and told me that when the time came she would provide the actual address. Time came, she was absent to text and call.

Anyone else have luck with this one?

[URL]https://louisville.rubratings.com/153164[/URL][/QUOTE]She is one of the high price girls that have place off six mile lane.

[QUOTE=Martin3124;4495536]Tried to hook up with the blonde snowbunny below. She responded fairly quickly, and we set a time for later in the day. She gave me close in directions (Cross Streets) and told me that when the time came she would provide the actual address. Time came, she was absent to text and call.

Anyone else have luck with this one?

[URL]https://louisville.rubratings.com/153164[/URL][/QUOTE]She is one of the girls who have p!ace off six mile lane. Very high price.

[QUOTE=Martin3124;4495536]Tried to hook up with the blonde snowbunny below. She responded fairly quickly, and we set a time for later in the day. She gave me close in directions (Cross Streets) and told me that when the time came she would provide the actual address. Time came, she was absent to text and call.

Anyone else have luck with this one?

[URL]https://louisville.rubratings.com/153164[/URL][/QUOTE]Be glad she ghosted. She overchargers not into session way to many rules bad attitude I walked out during session when she was at 6 mile.

[QUOTE=SteenkyNutz502;4495156]Is she still standard or has she added to the menu being at the new place?[/QUOTE]I'm not sure. I've only asked for standard finish. I'm sure if the price is right.

[QUOTE=OlHenry;4495001]Thank you, Mike, for the info.

Does anyone know what happened to the Escort Reports for Louisville?[/QUOTE]Its back, but all the posts are gone. I was wondering what was going on as well.

[QUOTE=TwoNutts;4491183]Her name is Kiki. Why can't they come up with something original. She's cute great body, actually really great body. Probably 30 or 32 looks maybe 28. Not sure how she is behind the door but I think a lot better looking then what's been available there the last few months.[/QUOTE]New girl behind the door not so great. Just a heads up.

[QUOTE=TwoNutts;4496809]New girl behind the door not so great. Just a heads up.[/QUOTE]You're killing me man. I get all revved up to check out the other new girl and before I can, she's gone. Another one comes along and I'm planning on a trip to check her out this weekend and now she's not worth the drive.

[QUOTE=Jjbee62;4496828]You're killing me man. I get all revved up to check out the other new girl and before I can, she's gone. Another one comes along and I'm planning on a trip to check her out this weekend and now she's not worth the drive.[/QUOTE]Thanks to my updated post, you owe me a beer. Actually, she is so bad she will be leaving Tuesday and Judy will be working until she finds a replacement

[QUOTE=TwoNutts;4496809]New girl behind the door not so great. Just a heads up.[/QUOTE]Toftt kiki average build small tops, attitude 4, looks 5, no FS birthday attire hand shake wanted $ left won't repeat.