Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=BartPimpson;7008040]Can anyone speak for this lady?

[URL]https://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/hws/d/hazel-park-massage-therapy-seven-days/7778100274.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Avoid. Avoid Avoid.

Don't do what I did. Look at the picture and think "She's cute. Nice rack. Could be fun. " I called and she said she was available immediately. "Good!" I thought. But when she said, "You should stop and bring me some Nitrous. " I didn't stop and hang up. Nope. I decided, "Well, she's available. And, Nice rack. Why not?

Got there and she's barely able to get off the couch. Wearing sunglasses and huffing away at a tank of nitrous. She brought the damn thing in the room with her.

She proceeded to give a rough "massage" and on the flip gave an even rougher handy. I finally told her to stop and threw $ at her to get out of there. Miserable experience.

Her bull dog was cool though. Only positive of the entire stop.

Me and my buddy found Algreen right after covid and heard they got raided and are closed. We loved that place. Is there any place close that quality? I live in Ohio and the drive for me was usually 1 hour and half and I'd like a sure thing before spending 3 hours of driving. Ideally I was hoping the same people would open a new store like across the street or something. But for the price they had decent quality.

101% legit, she even asked me to have underwear on which ofcourse I ignored. Zero tease, massage was thorough.

New spa on orchard lake rd opp to home depot. Decent young line up, they use phone to communicate. Non existent massage, she was more interested in flipping me and give handy, I turned down.

[QUOTE=HeeJunk;7008174]Cost 200-240 all in.

8 star and goldstar far better reviews than current 7 mile spa.[/QUOTE]Appreciate, I will be back soon to share what I went through.

I didn't even catch the name of this place, but it's located at 26400 Van Dyke in centerline. Not sure what I was even thinking trying out a place I was not familiar with without doing some research. Absolute worse AMP service I have ever encountered. The massage was absolutely horrible and not pleasant at all. Didn't even ask the girls name but the entire massage consisted of her burying her elbow am forearm into my back and along my spine. It was actually extremely painful. Here it's been 4 days since, and I still have pain in my spine and even hurts to lay on my back. There was a lackluster HJ thrown in half way through, but at that point I just objected to it because I was in so much discomfort Jr wasn't even in the mood.

Moral of the story, unless you feel like taking a risk being paralyzed, avoid this place at all cost.

I am always curious where these places are out in my area. I tried to pin down the location on google maps, but all I could find was some Thai places over by HD on Northwestern near Orchard Lake rd?

[QUOTE=Rasp5657;7008510]New spa on orchard lake rd opp to home depot. Decent young line up, they use phone to communicate. Non existent massage, she was more interested in flipping me and give handy, I turned down.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Rasp5657;7008510]New spa on orchard lake rd opp to home depot. Decent young line up, they use phone to communicate. Non existent massage, she was more interested in flipping me and give handy, I turned down.[/QUOTE]Home Depot is on Northwestern Hwy in Farmington Hiils. Is that the one that are talking about? There are 2 Thai spas in very close proximity to the store, Siam Bodywerks and Ultimate Thai Massage are in front of Home Depot and the another one is Body & Soul Thai Sauna on the other side of the road. All of them been have been there for at least 4 years. From past experiences I am guessing that you went to to Siam Bodywerks, for me it been a 100% guarantee of least a HJ every time and usually much more.

[QUOTE=LazyLover;7008849]I am always curious where these places are out in my area. I tried to pin down the location on google maps, but all I could find was some Thai places over by HD on Northwestern near Orchard Lake rd?[/QUOTE]Apologies for not being specific, its sunshine spa, right before orchard lake and old s telegraph rd intersection. Hit me up for more details, looks like we are looking for talent in same area.

[QUOTE=Rasp5657;7008510]New spa on orchard lake rd opp to home depot. Decent young line up, they use phone to communicate. Non existent massage, she was more interested in flipping me and give handy, I turned down.[/QUOTE]Home depot is on northwestern.

[QUOTE=PurpleHelmut;7008412]Me and my buddy found Algreen right after covid and heard they got raided and are closed. We loved that place. Is there any place close that quality? I live in Ohio and the drive for me was usually 1 hour and half and I'd like a sure thing before spending 3 hours of driving. Ideally I was hoping the same people would open a new store like across the street or something. But for the price they had decent quality.[/QUOTE]Search for FSLIST.

[QUOTE=HeeJunk;7009108]Home depot is on northwestern.[/QUOTE]There is on on Orchard Lake Rd on the eastside of Telegraph.

[QUOTE=PurpleHelmut;7008412]Me and my buddy found Algreen right after covid and heard they got raided and are closed. We loved that place. Is there any place close that quality? I live in Ohio and the drive for me was usually 1 hour and half and I'd like a sure thing before spending 3 hours of driving. Ideally I was hoping the same people would open a new store like across the street or something. But for the price they had decent quality.[/QUOTE]Sky Spa is Toledo is full service and probably a lot closer. Lucky in Jackson MI if I'm up for a road trip.

[QUOTE=FarmerPete;7009122]There is on on Orchard Lake Rd on the eastside of Telegraph.[/QUOTE]Sunshine Spa.

[QUOTE=FarmerPete;7009122]There is on on Orchard Lake Rd on the eastside of Telegraph.[/QUOTE]Nothing better than getting a glizzy after a table shower and handy.