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[QUOTE=ChgoGuySouth;5801776]Did I see that correctly? Was Lana from Solar in town doing outcalls? Ad was in massagefinder.[/QUOTE]The rumor has it, that she has always done some outcals. She was very selective, charged a lot, provided reluctantly, but did it.
[QUOTE=Jinurso;5787490]She's definitely not a Euro. She's your average neurotic middle aged Jewish soccer mom. She loves Israel, Trump and America and hates Lia Thomas. I don't know why I pictured her as some sort of exotic Polish MILF going in, but I'm fairly certain if anybody saw us together they would assume that she's the one paying me.
The service was fine and she's funny in an unattractive Fran Drescher sort of way. She's just so. Average looking that I couldn't get out of my head why I'm paying her.
It's not that she's the least attractive woman I've ever paid for sexual favors in the business, because I've paid to fuck far uglier women in the past. I love a good trashy trailer chick or a messed up punk goth chick who gets black lipstick all over me. It's that there's something so. . . Average about her. She's the kind of woman who always hits me up online and I always ignore. And now she's right there with her legs spread and my money in the corner.[/QUOTE]Read her twitter page. Got the impression she hates men.
Any luck with the other HM's or just the one in MP. DM is fine.
If you are in the need for a real massage from a licensed massuse, pm me. I have a couple good ones I go to knowing I won't get any L service but will walk out of there having an excellent massage. I found these legit ones over time and was hoping for more but kept going back cause I needed the great job that they do on me. I travel, drive and sit a lot for work. Yes, I still like the L1,2, and 3 providers but finding one that can do both very well is few and far between.
[QUOTE=ChgoGuySouth;5817307]If you are in the need for a real massage from a licensed massuse, pm me. I have a couple good ones I go to knowing I won't get any L service but will walk out of there having an excellent massage. I found these legit ones over time and was hoping for more but kept going back cause I needed the great job that they do on me. I travel, drive and sit a lot for work. Yes, I still like the L1,2, and 3 providers but finding one that can do both very well is few and far between.[/QUOTE]Funny I have no legit MT's in my rotation at the moment but I have have 1 or 2 seriously good, highly trained MT's that will provide "fun stuff".
[QUOTE=ChgoGuySouth;5817307]If you are in the need for a real massage from a licensed massuse, pm me. I have a couple good ones I go to knowing I won't get any L service but will walk out of there having an excellent massage. I found these legit ones over time and was hoping for more but kept going back cause I needed the great job that they do on me. I travel, drive and sit a lot for work. Yes, I still like the L1,2, and 3 providers but finding one that can do both very well is few and far between.[/QUOTE]Tried to pm but your mail box is full.
[QUOTE=ChgoGuySouth;5817307]If you are in the need for a real massage from a licensed massuse, pm me. I have a couple good ones I go to knowing I won't get any L service but will walk out of there having an excellent massage. I found these legit ones over time and was hoping for more but kept going back cause I needed the great job that they do on me. I travel, drive and sit a lot for work. Yes, I still like the L1,2, and 3 providers but finding one that can do both very well is few and far between.[/QUOTE]Your mailbox is full.
Got a ton of messages on this one. Mailbox cleared.
[QUOTE=ChgoGuySouth;5817307]If you are in the need for a real massage from a licensed massuse, pm me. I have a couple good ones I go to knowing I won't get any L service but will walk out of there having an excellent massage. I found these legit ones over time and was hoping for more but kept going back cause I needed the great job that they do on me. I travel, drive and sit a lot for work. Yes, I still like the L1,2, and 3 providers but finding one that can do both very well is few and far between.[/QUOTE]I would be interested in a legit massage.
Chances are that if you visit any one of the Heavenly Massage locations, you'll get a legit session with options for more in the future.
To me, going way out of my way for a legit massage isn't worth it unless they are model quality. At that point, if they aren't eye candy, I'd simply find a local clinic in my own neighborhood for a CMT.
Trained body workers who don't offer extras fall from the trees like apples at harvest time.
[QUOTE=Chorizo1;5803865]Went to see Sara in northbrook off Shermer. Finally got to see those artificial masterpieces. Nice pink nipples. Didn't let me touch but nice view. Had her pants down with her ass sticking out in thong. Put my hand between her legs and it felt like she had a bunch of oil between her legs. Quickly moved out of reach. Maybe someone got luckier earlier. Still gives great massage. Good finish. Might be more had but I don't have that type of money. Oh well, on to the next one.[/QUOTE]Just here to report on Sara, as you can see with my username. Just saw her. Have seen her before twice and both times I may have received L1. This time nothing. I had a hundred on the table and was willing to give more. She tried to walk out with it after no special ending and I changed and demanded it back, and only gave her the house fee 75 with no tip. I asked if something was the matter but was given the generic attitude of "you called me for a massage that's what this is. " Wow. What is her problem?
[QUOTE=SaraOnShermer;5823964]Just here to report on Sara, as you can see with my username. Just saw her. Have seen her before twice and both times I may have received L1. This time nothing. I had a hundred on the table and was willing to give more. She tried to walk out with it after no special ending and I changed and demanded it back, and only gave her the house fee 75 with no tip. I asked if something was the matter but was given the generic attitude of "you called me for a massage that's what this is. " Wow. What is her problem?[/QUOTE]YMMV with her. I just saw her this past weekend with a nice L1 with just OTC roaming. But even if I didn't get anything I would still go for massage. In my 50's I need a good rubdown sometimes.
[QUOTE=SaraOnShermer;5823964]Just here to report on Sara, as you can see with my username. Just saw her. Have seen her before twice and both times I may have received L1. This time nothing. I had a hundred on the table and was willing to give more. She tried to walk out with it after no special ending and I changed and demanded it back, and only gave her the house fee 75 with no tip. I asked if something was the matter but was given the generic attitude of "you called me for a massage that's what this is. " Wow. What is her problem?[/QUOTE]For any massage, I'll leave my tip in full view, but place my car keys on top of it. That way, the keys will jingle if anything happens while my eyes are closed (or in your case, even open.)
[QUOTE=Chorizo1;5824545]YMMV with her. I just saw her this past weekend with a nice L1 with just OTC roaming. But even if I didn't get anything I would still go for massage. In my 50's I need a good rubdown sometimes.[/QUOTE]Her attitude was weiiirddd when I saw her and she knew I was having a bad day and still left me blue ball'd. Wouldn't go back for her generic massage ever again.
[QUOTE=Chorizo1;5824545]YMMV with her. I just saw her this past weekend with a nice L1 with just OTC roaming. But even if I didn't get anything I would still go for massage. In my 50's I need a good rubdown sometimes.[/QUOTE]My first time was a generic massage, second time had a much better time. I wouldn't see her for just a massage though. It's more like a plain body rub to me. Either way, I've found these old Euro places are getting exactly that: old.