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[QUOTE=Akenathon;2788218]The girl in my link looks pretty good. I wast about to meet her in December but she hast to go out of the state for a week or a coulple if I am not wrong and when she came back I had to leave for a few weeks.

She told me that she was new I been looking on BP to see if she post again but I can't find anything yet.

She lives in Ionia that's why I linked Desire and this girl.[/QUOTE]She is exhausted by all the calls asking for pics and guys jerking off on the phone. She might not answer the phone.

Send her a PM at PetTwo and then she will take your call seriously.

Has anyone seen this girl? I can't find any reports.

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Hey guys so I had a dream with this lady awhile back, and I'd have to so for my breakthrough into this.

Hobby I was left pretty unsatisfied, here's why, take it for what you want since I am a fairly new member here but how else am I suppose to break through with out reviews and etc, anyways.

Pros.

-she said I was the first client of the day and she smelled and seemed like it was true.

-what appeared to be a safe and decent I call location close to the airport like the ad said.

-put me at easy and came out to my car to make me feel comfortable.

-looked like the pics that you see.

The bad.

I said I was going to be arriving there around 1 and ended up getting there at 1:10 texted her she came out and not as attractive as I had imagined maybe a 4-5/10 face wise body wise 7/10 and I was suppose to be getting a hr and when I got there she said she likes to talk and get to know her clients being that this is my first time with her so she talked for about 10 minutes, then we start with a very very short CBJ like she put the hat on once down and then hoped on, she told me BBBJ was okay I never got it. While she was in cg she was trying to go very fast and very mechanical and I felt very rushed I even tried slowing her down but no luck until I was able to pick the pace with mish, we had some lfk and I'm sorry to say but she's an extremely horrible kisser, I ended leaving the room at 1:45 we talked as she had a cig and walked me to my car for about 5-10 minutes and I ended up driving out at 1:55 not even close to an hour apt even if you say it started at one idk if that's suppose to go since I said I would arrive there around then, but didn't get there till 1:10 anyways and she didn't even tell me till it was to late to change my mind that apparently first time clients only get to come once if I would have know that I would have gone for less time why would I get an hr if I only get to come once not twice or three times, idk if that's the norm or not you guys can let me know but overall I would not see her again.

The gist. I felt rushed she was mechanical kinda a upsell got shorted seemed like she only wanted to talk.

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[QUOTE=Cambear24;2789397]Has anyone seen this girl? I can't find any reports.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/AdultJobs/juicy-girl-tuesday/21772837[/URL][/QUOTE]Lotsa stuff on her. Do a simple google image search and all of your "big black big ta ta'd" prayers will be answered.

You know, I saw her recently as well, after having her recommended by members here. Not really my type, she didn't seem all that fresh to me when I saw her. Kinda plain, kinda simple, I wouldn't say rushed but mechanical.

I think it depends on what you like. I like above average looking girls, ones that really take care of themselves. I've heard people call Jada a dead fish but I would take her over Jenna any day. Awesome body, nice smooth skin, might be a little quiet but her skills are way better in my book.

[QUOTE=Bloozer;2789996]Lotsa stuff on her. Do a simple google image search and all of your "big black big ta ta'd" prayers will be answered.[/QUOTE]Thank you! I'm having trouble finding her name to search.

Saw the post, but I don't know to put it in here, but she's a blonde, hot as hell and her digits are 616-xxx-1007. Anyone got anything about her?

Looking for some help with this girl. She calls herself Angel on the Holland area post with a lot more pics. Thought it might be "jenniferlovin" but found some pics of both and they are just slightly different. So, any one of you guys take a dip in the Angel pool? Counldn't find anything on here about her. Thought at one time I had. Let me know.

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[QUOTE=NardBoy;2790611]Looking for some help with this girl. She calls herself Angel on the Holland area post with a lot more pics. Thought it might be "jenniferlovin" but found some pics of both and they are just slightly different. So, any one of you guys take a dip in the Angel pool? Counldn't find anything on here about her. Thought at one time I had. Let me know.

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[URL]http://holland.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/come-and-get-your-lovin/21164409[/URL][/QUOTE]Neither of those ads ate Jenifer Lovin.

After a long hiatus finally back in the game. Of course I had to go visit Kandiland right away. Even though I been out for awhile it felt like we never missed a beat and as we all know Kandi is the best.

On another note I also seen Jenna, it was okay for a HH apointment. Very mechanical, even though she was very friendly. CBJ and CFS. Just didn't seem to put much effort into it.

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I finally got a play-date with LadyJane last Friday. A bit interesting finding her for the first time out in the boonies. I use a TracPhone for a burner and there's no reception out her way. I had to drive up and down her road trying to get her text messages to come in. All was well when I got to her place. She was flexible on time and we had a good laugh about cell-phone reception in her area.

I have to say that she provided good value for my money. I'the echo all the good things that have been said about L. J. On this board. Damages were 1. 5 for an extended hour. I'll repeat next time I'm down-state with an afternoon off.

Has anybody here ever met this provider? Is she genuine and is there any feedback on her?

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Tiny very cute girl a little shy but she does not lie her mouth is one of the best terrific sloppy BBBJCIM / spit and she went for round two with some nice k9 good view and tried a round three but I didn't have it in me, she was very accommodating. Fun girl decent place, easy to get a hold of, very good time, I will def repeat

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This one is certainly hott. Didn't see reviews of her here. Just wondering if anybody got a taste of her?

[QUOTE=AlsoRedForMan;2792039][URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/humpday-special-southern-girl-w-the-best-mouth-in-town-70-fs-ss-til-2p-downtown/22897441[/URL]

Tiny very cute girl a little shy but she does not lie her mouth is one of the best terrific sloppy BBBJCIM / spit and she went for round two with some nice k9 good view and tried a round three but I didn't have it in me, she was very accommodating. Fun girl decent place, easy to get a hold of, very good time, I will def repeat[/QUOTE]Took her ad down!! Could you pm her digits my way so I could see if she's working tomorrow?

Waaay to hot to be working BP. Whoever answers the door WILL NOT be the chic in the ad. I'd bet a date with Mercedes on that. Let me know if your a gambling man!

Anyone have any experience with this one? Tineye comes up clean.

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[QUOTE=SafariGuide;2791816]I finally got a play-date with LadyJane last Friday. A bit interesting finding her for the first time out in the boonies. I use a TracPhone for a burner and there's no reception out her way. I had to drive up and down her road trying to get her text messages to come in. All was well when I got to her place. She was flexible on time and we had a good laugh about cell-phone reception in her area.

I have to say that she provided good value for my money. I'the echo all the good things that have been said about L. J. On this board. Damages were 1. 5 for an extended hour. I'll repeat next time I'm down-state with an afternoon off.[/QUOTE]Glad to see LadyJane is getting another review, she doesn't come to Grand Rapids anymore. But if she did I would definitely have lunch with the Lady.

She is a USASEXGUIDE member (LadyJane616) just in case your hobby phone goes out of range, Before you start your journey, ask her to log in and you can send Private messages using your smart phone.

[QUOTE=DutchDanger;2792615]Anyone have any experience with this one? Tineye comes up clean.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/drop-_-_-dead-_-_-gorgeous-_-giftedskills-ready2please/23160987[/URL][/QUOTE]Fuck Tinyeye, try google search, she's all over the country. Ain't no way those are her dude.

Brandy is town for a couple days.

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She seems to have lost some more weight, still very hot, still very good at what she does. Get a big thumbs up from me.

Was Jayla, Now Jenna.

When a provider changes her name there's usually a good reason. It's usually not good for us.

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[QUOTE=Marty84;2792689]Brandy is town for a couple days.

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She seems to have lost some more weight, still very hot, still very good at what she does. Get a big thumbs up from me.[/QUOTE]What's the damage and what's on her menu?

[QUOTE=DutchDanger;2792615]Anyone have any experience with this one? Tineye comes up clean.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/drop-_-_-dead-_-_-gorgeous-_-giftedskills-ready2please/23160987[/URL][/QUOTE]TGTBT.

No way its her.

[QUOTE=Magnum352;2792468]Waaay to hot to be working BP. Whoever answers the door WILL NOT be the chic in the ad. I'd bet a date with Mercedes on that. Let me know if your a gambling man![/QUOTE]Haha, good one.

[QUOTE=Mongerlian;2792823]What's the damage and what's on her menu?[/QUOTE]80/120/200 covered. There are multiple reviews from the fall too if you want to do more research. She got mixed up with a girl that stole some money from her that there is some mention of on here, but she never did anything herself and is legit.

[QUOTE=Apparex;2791940]Has anybody here ever met this provider? Is she genuine and is there any feedback on her?[/QUOTE]Never did see Mi-Soon but I used to see SexyAsianGoddess and I know she did duos with Mi-Soon in the past and probably still does on occasion. SexyAsianGoddess (SAG) is a really good looking sweet girl but got GPS, golden pussy syndrome and started asking for $350 per hour. She still will do appointments very under the radar and last I knew she now goes by Alexa Cordae.

Saw her earlier this week. Likely older than stated age, pics accurate, thin, bolt on Cs that are in my view her best feature. Seems to like them played with. Quite a bit of stretch mark / scarring in belly.

Gave a pretty nice massage to start and warm me up, moved to BBBJ and CFS to finish with her on top. Overall pretty good attention and service.

Location is high traffic area, room right in front of house, likely at one time was the porch. Cold.

$ for hh without any negotiation on my part for first time visit.

If I go back would have to be at significantly reduced rate or will stick with the younger ladies.

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[QUOTE=TokyoDawson;2793225]Saw her earlier this week. Likely older than stated age, pics accurate, thin, bolt on Cs that are in my view her best feature. Seems to like them played with. Quite a bit of stretch mark / scarring in belly.

Gave a pretty nice massage to start and warm me up, moved to BBBJ and CFS to finish with her on top. Overall pretty good attention and service.

Location is high traffic area, room right in front of house, likely at one time was the porch. Cold.

$ for hh without any negotiation on my part for first time visit.

If I go back would have to be at significantly reduced rate or will stick with the younger ladies.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/late-night-with-a-naughty-native/22043911[/URL][/QUOTE]I had a dream with Callie a few years ago when she lived near Auburn and Fulton. Don't remember the bolt-ons; she must have made enough money in the hobby to have them done.

She was over 36 then, but who's counting. I'm on Medicare, so they all look young to me Her rates have gone up! I had fun with her; she was very active on the mattress, but for $$/ hr I'd play elsewhere.

SG.

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Tiny very cute girl a little shy but she does not lie her mouth is one of the best terrific sloppy BBBJCIM / spit and she went for round two with some nice k9 good view and tried a round three but I didn't have it in me, she was very accommodating. Fun girl decent place, easy to get a hold of, very good time, I will def repeat[/QUOTE]Could you pm me her # would like to put on my todo list. Thanks.

[QUOTE=LoveTheLips;2793092]Never did see Mi-Soon but I used to see SexyAsianGoddess and I know she did duos with Mi-Soon in the past and probably still does on occasion. SexyAsianGoddess (SAG) is a really good looking sweet girl but got GPS, golden pussy syndrome and started asking for $350 per hour. She still will do appointments very under the radar and last I knew she now goes by Alexa Cordae.[/QUOTE]Over the years I have had several dreams with MI-Soon. She is definitely worth the time. Great at DFK and always dresses for the occasion.

[QUOTE=LoveTheLips;2793092]Never did see Mi-Soon but I used to see SexyAsianGoddess and I know she did duos with Mi-Soon in the past and probably still does on occasion. SexyAsianGoddess (SAG) is a really good looking sweet girl but got GPS, golden pussy syndrome and started asking for $350 per hour. She still will do appointments very under the radar and last I knew she now goes by Alexa Cordae.[/QUOTE]Last I saw Mi-Soon was 350. That is a shit load of cash of you ask me!!

My 1st time posting here been round the hobby for a long while. 1st off looked at the review saw you guys posted for her so I kinda already had a idea. Here is my time. Called her to set up an appointment she said 2:15 I asked for an hour she said yes. She text me rescheduled my appointment for 2:30. Waits till 2:28 to give me the adress making me 7 minutes late to her house. As I am getting ready to walk up to the door she text me "are you almost here I have an appointment At 3". So I knock on her door. And knock. And knock. Text her "I am at your door" NOTHING. I wait and wait I get in the car and ask "what's going on at least have the courtesy to tell me your blowing me off" NOTHING. I leave and at the time she is supposed to be on another appointment she is texting me "my ringer was off blah blah" then " my 3 o'clock canceled can you come back". Really. Babe you blew it and according to all her reviews don't bother. Save your money. Especially if she is putting appointment on appointment that tight.

She is worth it, super cool, super legit, super ready, and my fav!

[QUOTE=HelloWorld20;2793579]My 1st time posting here been round the hobby for a long while. 1st off looked at the review saw you guys posted for her so I kinda already had a idea. Here is my time. Called her to set up an appointment she said 2:15 I asked for an hour she said yes. She text me rescheduled my appointment for 2:30. Waits till 2:28 to give me the adress making me 7 minutes late to her house. As I am getting ready to walk up to the door she text me "are you almost here I have an appointment At 3". So I knock on her door. And knock. And knock. Text her "I am at your door" NOTHING. I wait and wait I get in the car and ask "what's going on at least have the courtesy to tell me your blowing me off" NOTHING. I leave and at the time she is supposed to be on another appointment she is texting me "my ringer was off blah blah" then " my 3 o'clock canceled can you come back". Really. Babe you blew it and according to all her reviews don't bother. Save your money. Especially if she is putting appointment on appointment that tight.[/QUOTE]I seen her a few months ago. Did an hh. Before and after the session, she was on her phone a lot. I was out the door in 20 minutes. When I got into my car a little down the road, I noticed another monger pulling up to her place. She does tend to schedule her appointments very close to each other. Because of that, I have never been back. She has a nice body though, but to me, not worth it.

Gentlemen, I'll be visiting your wonderful city in a few weeks and wanted to get a head start (no pun intended). I'll only be there 1 night. Any suggestions? PM if you want. Thanks!

Was in a sex drought so was in the mood for some mongering which led to a dream with Lacy. I have to say. Some of these girls need to start treating this like a business. I understand that you have shit going on and can't be on the phone 24/7. But 3+ hours between texts means that I have probably already passed you up. Lacy was professional but still nice about it and that, above anything else, led me to pursue a dream with her.

Since it was my first time, I went with hhr. Damage was $. She was super easy to get a hold of and made it easy to set up an appointment. I got there a little before the time and texted her. She needed a few minutes to get ready (20 exactly but given the time frame I didn't mind). Location was nice and I didn't feel like I was going to get mugged or whatever. She met me at the door and we went to her room. She was really cute. Reminded me of one of my celebrity crushes (lusts) which made it that much better. She started with BBBJ went into (covered) cowgirl and finished with doggy. Super nice and casual chat throughout which was cool with me. She really is your nice, cute, girl next door type. I didn't feel rushed at all and she was super accommodating. I already have plans to go back for an hour. Seniors can PM for more details.

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[QUOTE=HelloWorld20;2793579]My 1st time posting here been round the hobby for a long while. 1st off looked at the review saw you guys posted for her so I kinda already had a idea. Here is my time. Called her to set up an appointment she said 2:15 I asked for an hour she said yes. She text me rescheduled my appointment for 2:30. Waits till 2:28 to give me the adress making me 7 minutes late to her house. As I am getting ready to walk up to the door she text me "are you almost here I have an appointment At 3". So I knock on her door. And knock. And knock. Text her "I am at your door" NOTHING. I wait and wait I get in the car and ask "what's going on at least have the courtesy to tell me your blowing me off" NOTHING. I leave and at the time she is supposed to be on another appointment she is texting me "my ringer was off blah blah" then " my 3 o'clock canceled can you come back". Really. Babe you blew it and according to all her reviews don't bother. Save your money. Especially if she is putting appointment on appointment that tight.[/QUOTE]You did the right thing. The girls that create these scheduling issues should not be rewarded by us. Ok, so she's cute and has a nice body, so what. She's also missing teeth (nasty fucking smile) and lays and just keeps her eyes closed. Try someone more reliable and you'll have a better experience.

[QUOTE=HelloWorld20;2793579]My 1st time posting here been round the hobby for a long while. 1st off looked at the review saw you guys posted for her so I kinda already had a idea. Here is my time. Called her to set up an appointment she said 2:15 I asked for an hour she said yes. She text me rescheduled my appointment for 2:30. Waits till 2:28 to give me the adress making me 7 minutes late to her house. As I am getting ready to walk up to the door she text me "are you almost here I have an appointment At 3". So I knock on her door. And knock. And knock. Text her "I am at your door" NOTHING. I wait and wait I get in the car and ask "what's going on at least have the courtesy to tell me your blowing me off" NOTHING. I leave and at the time she is supposed to be on another appointment she is texting me "my ringer was off blah blah" then " my 3 o'clock canceled can you come back". Really. Babe you blew it and according to all her reviews don't bother. Save your money. Especially if she is putting appointment on appointment that tight.[/QUOTE]I agree with you. She stacks the appointments. I saw her once and got there as a guy was walking out the door and she told me she had another appointment immediately after mine. I apreciate dedication to your work but that tells me there is noooo cleanup time involved.

Valentines day is a good day to give thanks to your favorite provider (s). I grabbed my favorite massuse and took her to my appointment with Kandi. Kandi recieved a 4 handed massage and a great time was had by all. Treat them right and the rewards are Awsome. Kandi is a good massuse too. Bring her the oil you want her to use (I prefer non scented) and she will do the rest.

When I left Kandi Land, I ordered some fine chocolates to be delivered to my wife.
That way we all had something good to eat for Valentines day.

[QUOTE=Benz1;2795028]Valentines day is a good day to give thanks to your favorite provider (s). I grabbed my favorite massuse and took her to my appointment with Kandi. Kandi recieved a 4 handed massage and a great time was had by all. Treat them right and the rewards are Awsome. Kandi is a good massuse too. Bring her the oil you want her to use (I prefer non scented) and she will do the rest.

When I left Kandi Land, I ordered some fine chocolates to be delivered to my wife.
That way we all had something good to eat for Valentines day.[/QUOTE]What else can you say but. Good job Benz. I'm thinking I need to see this young lady!!