Massage Parlor Reports

Waste of time tonight. Went after work.

It was seemingly slow when I went in.

The papasan was at the entry but seemed preoccupied. Good sign?

Then I heard a hello from the room on the left. Out walks a somewhat ok masking wearing lady. About 40-50.

Unlike the ad on rubratings reads young ladies. Ha!

I had fun here before with a better than average looking lady. Who I saw in the hallway as my masseuse led me to the room. I should have asked for her. Damn.

The massage was mechanical and repeated the same pattern for nearly an hour. Yes 1 solid hour.

I should know already to expect massages will not be good.

At the end she starts tweaking my nipples and telling me 1 hour done. I agree it was done.

So I get dressed and walkout of the room. To find the two masseuses standing there waiting. Mine with bottle of H2 O in hand. Asks for tip, then next sentence "here water?

I said no to water. Didn't answer or go for cash. I walked towards the door. Said no to water again. Slipped on my boots. And pulled out 20 and walked out.

Have any of you ever just walked? Said anything about the bad massage?

Just chalked it up to the locale?

I felt 20 was generous. And the bottle. She can keep it. Give it to the next monger.

I've been there before and had a good time on the first level.

Hi is BBBJ available at ivy or relax? Thank you.

[QUOTE=RDaniel;5762856]Waste of time tonight. Went after work.

It was seemingly slow when I went in.

The papasan was at the entry but seemed preoccupied. Good sign?

Then I heard a hello from the room on the left. Out walks a somewhat ok masking wearing lady. About 40-50.

Unlike the ad on rubratings reads young ladies. Ha!

I had fun here before with a better than average looking lady. Who I saw in the hallway as my masseuse led me to the room. I should have asked for her. Damn.

The massage was mechanical and repeated the same pattern for nearly an hour. Yes 1 solid hour.

I should know already to expect massages will not be good.

At the end she starts tweaking my nipples and telling me 1 hour done. I agree it was done.

So I get dressed and walkout of the room. To find the two masseuses standing there waiting. Mine with bottle of H2 O in hand. Asks for tip, then next sentence "here water?

I said no to water. Didn't answer or go for cash. I walked towards the door. Said no to water again. Slipped on my boots. And pulled out 20 and walked out.

Have any of you ever just walked? Said anything about the bad massage?

Just chalked it up to the locale?

I felt 20 was generous. And the bottle. She can keep it. Give it to the next monger.

I've been there before and had a good time on the first level.[/QUOTE]I will usually tip some even if it's just for a massage. These girls move around a lot and may remember you at a new spot and offer more if you gave them a few bucks here. 20 sounds a bit high for what you experienced, but I'd never do more than that for just the massage.

[QUOTE=Wenger;5763436]I will usually tip some even if it's just for a massage. These girls move around a lot and may remember you at a new spot and offer more if you gave them a few bucks here. 20 sounds a bit high for what you experienced, but I'd never do more than that for just the massage.[/QUOTE]IMHO, at a legit places with some YMMV reputation, some tip would be appreciate in any case. Although, if a parlor is well known for delivering a menu, and I don't get anything but a massage, then why would I tip for an unfinished job / service.

Does anyone know if Pure does more than L1 or if they do 4 hands?

[QUOTE=PiggyPig;5763768]Does anyone know if Pure does more than L1 or if they do 4 hands?[/QUOTE]Yes and Yes. For the right amount you can even get 6 hands. Good luck.

[QUOTE=Sean1;4986944]Is BBBJ available at Ivy? PM is open. Thank you.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sean1;5763226]Hi is BBBJ available at ivy or relax? Thank you.[/QUOTE]Ivy is open. I am sure that you can go there and find out if BBBJ is available. For the right price most things are available. SaintChuck.

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;5653871]I stopped by. Got a lady who said her name was Vicky. Massage was extremely light even though I said medium. She offered L2 or L3 and I took L2. Not bad but not the best either. She was pleasant enough but I did catch her looking at the clock a few times. The bell was going off like crazy and I heard a couple mongers ask for Anna and another lady said she was busy. After I was finished while I was leaving I saw a short lady, body was ok but did not catch a look at her face. I'd go back to try someone else.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=YoungSchmuck;5691234]Went to Pure today in the morning. Took the hour and as far as I recall the MT's name was Lucy, or something along those lines. A little bit too talkative for my liking but gave a strong massage, hurt my shoulder blades a bit. Ended up getting a nude L1 and 69 L2 with that saran wrap for $. 2 as well as the entrance fee. Honestly I don't know if I've beat my dick to death but the L2 was kinda lackluster for me. Regret DATY too but I guess I just wasn't really thinking. She was cute though. I think I'll just stay with L1's in the future. I also find the whole dressing you up after unnecessary.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PiggyPig;5763768]Does anyone know if Pure does more than L1 or if they do 4 hands?[/QUOTE]It's amazing what happens when you RTFF. LOL. I am not trying to be a jag off, but come on fellas let's not be so lazy. SaintChuck.

1. I need the exact coordinates of this fine establishment.

2. I need the current lineup names, what they look like, what they offer, and how much they offer it for in alphabetical order if its not too much trouble.

3. I need a ride there as my car is in the shop. I'll buy you lunch at the cheapest place close to IVY.

TIA!!

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;5764234]Ivy is open. I am sure that you can go there and find out if BBBJ is available. For the right price most things are available. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]

What, and No peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for lunch / what a cheap ass, LOL. Seriously, the nerve of some dudes asking for all the info and not offering anything (not referring to you obviously)

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;5764267]1. I need the exact coordinates of this fine establishment.

2. I need the current lineup names, what they look like, what they offer, and how much they offer it for in alphabetical order if its not too much trouble.

3. I need a ride there as my car is in the shop. I'll buy you lunch at the cheapest place close to IVY.

TIA!![/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;5764240]It's amazing what happens when you RTFF. LOL. I am not trying to be a jag off, but come on fellas let's not be so lazy. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;5764267]1. I need the exact coordinates of this fine establishment.

2. I need the current lineup names, what they look like, what they offer, and how much they offer it for in alphabetical order if its not too much trouble.

3. I need a ride there as my car is in the shop. I'll buy you lunch at the cheapest place close to IVY.

TIA!![/QUOTE]I like noodles, is the place a few doors down still open? Also, let me know if you need a loan to cover the session.

I was at Pure today and did not check her name as she was average looking in her 40's. She was enthusiastic though and took her clothes off and climbed on the bed after asking. 69 and I did not go with L2 although available as its normally a rip off and she did not look talented to do that. For 70 she did handshake with 69. I don't normally put my mouth in there due to obvious reasons so not sure if that's allowed. She has a Bush with long hair down there. She said she doesn't like to shave.

Average overall and I will wait for more talent.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;5764240]It's amazing what happens when you RTFF. LOL. I am not trying to be a jag off, but come on fellas let's not be so lazy. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]What is RTFF?

RTFF would stand for Read The Fucking Forum. Also there is an Abbreviations tab at the top which helps for just about all abbreviations I've encountered in my many years being around here.

Finally decided to check out Pure in VP yesterday. Walked in to the choice of 3 girls, but 2 looked like they were in their 40's mid. 3rd girl had a nice small dress and jugs were popping out. I went with her, very lackluster massage and brief tease before flipping over. Asked what I want, I asked for FS but she said no. Tried getting me to agree to a CBJ but she wanted. 30 for it. Ended up getting a nude L1 for. 10, but I think she was horny or something LOL asked me if she can do a cb1 for no extra fee. I regret not taking the L1 straight up, as the CBJ was painful af. She used her teeth and hurt like shit, definitely the worst release I've ever had.

Also she took her mask off later which showed her age. She is definitely 40+ but her body is like in 20's-30's. Her name was Anna will definitely not go back to her for sure. Damage was 45 entrance. 10 tip.

If you guys got any recommendations for a girl with a thick ass please let me know. Still looking for one.

Saltheman1.