EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[QUOTE=BlueRoom23;5784994]They are operational and the OPEN side is out almost every single weekday during business hours.

Last week I saw a fit, 30 ish year old blond euro locking up the door and leaving. If I didn't work so close, I'd call and ask for her in a heartbeat![/QUOTE]Lets not go crazy here. That sounds like Monica who has been covered on here a bunch of times lately. She is def not 30's, probably late 40's early 50, yes slender. A hit or miss with anything beyond massage, from newbs to senior mongers alike I have pmmed with about her.

Hello. Any reports on this one?

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[QUOTE=DrManhattan;5754840]I've never tried this one. Has mature Euro vibes and claims to finish the massage with an oral ending. Anyone ever partake?

[URL]https://www.chicagosensualtouch.com/sessions[/URL][/QUOTE]She's definitely not a Euro. She's your average neurotic middle aged Jewish soccer mom. She loves Israel, Trump and America and hates Lia Thomas. I don't know why I pictured her as some sort of exotic Polish MILF going in, but I'm fairly certain if anybody saw us together they would assume that she's the one paying me.

The service was fine and she's funny in an unattractive Fran Drescher sort of way. She's just so. Average looking that I couldn't get out of my head why I'm paying her.

It's not that she's the least attractive woman I've ever paid for sexual favors in the business, because I've paid to fuck far uglier women in the past. I love a good trashy trailer chick or a messed up punk goth chick who gets black lipstick all over me. It's that there's something so. . . Average about her. She's the kind of woman who always hits me up online and I always ignore. And now she's right there with her legs spread and my money in the corner.

Wasn't feeling it at all.

Grandma is back?

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Is this good or bad? I've never seen her.

[QUOTE=ChgoGuySouth;5792707]Grandma is back?

[URL]https://us-chicago.bedpage.com/therapeuticmassage/chicago/20805619.html[/URL][/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=ChgoGuySouth;5792707]Grandma is back?

[URL]https://us-chicago.bedpage.com/therapeuticmassage/chicago/20805619.html[/URL][/QUOTE]I am not familiar with the pics but I would be interested in dumping a load in the woman in the pics if she is not too insane. Ad mentions other girls, what's the scoop?

I doubt this Instagram model is fucking for cash off classified sites: [URL]https://www.instagram.com/yazemeenah[/URL].

[QUOTE=Moejoo;5793203]I am not familiar with the pics but I would be interested in dumping a load in the woman in the pics if she is not too insane. Ad mentions other girls, what's the scoop?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ChgoGuySouth;5792707]Grandma is back?

[URL]https://us-chicago.bedpage.com/therapeuticmassage/chicago/20805619.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Very misleading. The pics are of a French artist named Yazemeenah Rossi. Check the phone number. It's our old friend at Mantra. If she was smart she would've used photos of a woman wearing plastic beautician gloves.

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;5793421]Very misleading. The pics are of a French artist named Yazemeenah Rossi. Check the phone number. It's our old friend at Mantra. If she was smart she would've used photos of a woman wearing plastic beautician gloves.[/QUOTE]I remember these were the pics that were used for Grandma the last time. Yes, the crazy rubber glove lady. Haven't seen her in awhile.

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;5793421]Very misleading. The pics are of a French artist named Yazemeenah Rossi. Check the phone number. It's our old friend at Mantra. If she was smart she would've used photos of a woman wearing plastic beautician gloves.[/QUOTE]Grandma L1 L2 are L3?

[QUOTE=Gopher88;5796787]Grandma L1 L2 are L3?[/QUOTE]Reasonably attractive and stacked. L1 with zero roaming or nudity. She has a snide, demeaning personality. If your fetish is taking on the role of a controlled sub then try it out. Those options are only attractive to me if the provider is actually a compassionate person in real life.

Did I see that correctly? Was Lana from Solar in town doing outcalls? Ad was in massagefinder.

[QUOTE=ChgoGuySouth;5801776]Did I see that correctly? Was Lana from Solar in town doing outcalls? Ad was in massagefinder.[/QUOTE]Do you have the link? Those ads don't change much, but there's an older Euro on there named Raya. No experience with her.

Went to see Sara in northbrook off Shermer. Finally got to see those artificial masterpieces. Nice pink nipples. Didn't let me touch but nice view. Had her pants down with her ass sticking out in thong. Put my hand between her legs and it felt like she had a bunch of oil between her legs. Quickly moved out of reach. Maybe someone got luckier earlier. Still gives great massage. Good finish. Might be more had but I don't have that type of money. Oh well, on to the next one.

[QUOTE=Chorizo1;5803865]Went to see Sara in northbrook off Shermer. Finally got to see those artificial masterpieces. Nice pink nipples. Didn't let me touch but nice view. Had her pants down with her ass sticking out in thong. Put my hand between her legs and it felt like she had a bunch of oil between her legs. Quickly moved out of reach. Maybe someone got luckier earlier. Still gives great massage. Good finish. Might be more had but I don't have that type of money. Oh well, on to the next one.[/QUOTE]If you search the forum, you'll find that what you got was all there is from Sara, unless you count catching her on a heavy cigarette smell day.