My next quest. She doesn't know it yet. Just need to get her to open up and tell uncle Lefty all her drama. Been awhile since I've been on a challenging hunt. Will take it slow and methodical. Got to look like her idea. If not, I will abort.
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My next quest. She doesn't know it yet. Just need to get her to open up and tell uncle Lefty all her drama. Been awhile since I've been on a challenging hunt. Will take it slow and methodical. Got to look like her idea. If not, I will abort.
[QUOTE=CoochieEater;4909413]Okay, so I stumble onto a girl that wants to be a porn star. She's got big plans and is willing to do just about anything. To show her I'm real, I send her a boatload of contacts (Thanks you guys). Now she's gone missing. Oh well, many are called and few are chosen.
But NOW! Holy fucking shit the bed! I meet a tall, beautiful shapely woman who's all about it. She has smooth dark black skin with that amazing gun-metal sheen. Nice perky titties that are just right for her frame and the roundest nicest ass that she puts up in my face as she twerks to demonstrate her supple yet athletic body. We talk a little bit about sites that will allow you to do porn and to set up your own porn business without going to California to get in the the trade.
The next day the person that introduced us tells me, she's a guy. FUCK ME! This tranny was bent over with his / her ass in the air, twerking like crazy, and now I'm wondering where the fuck does the junk go? Did I detect a telltale bulge, was there anything groin-wise that would've tipped me off? Am I fucking losing it as I slip into my dotage? But anyway, I dodged a bullet on this, or at least my friend got me to dodge one.
So I remain on the hunt for a local girl that has porn aspirations and isn't a flake. If you have any leads, please let old Cooch know.
Coochie (The heart of a saint, the soul of a pornographer) Eater.
God Bless You All.[/QUOTE]Only one I know of is [URL]https://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/black_caribbean/40-qv-super-head-today-only-an/166686028108[/URL] she's still active on only fan PH been kinda dead. Comes off as an air head but is fun.
Ok folks. The democratic national convention is scheduled to begin August 17th and run through the 20th. Even though the Democrats are currently tied up in sex trafficking and pedophilia scandal doesn't mean they won't be cracking down on the local talent as a show. Don't forget the extra law enforcement that's tagged on for this freak show. Be careful out there.
For years I wondered why so many paid providers who beg me to fuck them or cum in there mouth. It was their way of avoiding being sodomized. There are two types of women who do anal. One is all about the extra money. The other is desperate to keep you paying them. Then there is the girlfriend type. You ass fuck them a few times because they told you to. But after the 3rd time no more. You can see the scared look when you reach for the lube.
[QUOTE=AltereEgo;4912861]Even though the Democrats are currently tied up in sex trafficking and pedophilia scandal [/QUOTE]Only in the minds of a few *.
[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;4910999]My next quest. She doesn't know it yet. Just need to get her to open up and tell uncle Lefty all her drama. Been awhile since I've been on a challenging hunt. Will take it slow and methodical. Got to look like her idea. If not, I will abort.[/QUOTE]Too soon old, too late smart. At first I thought it was dark skin. Then I thought it was a nice high-riding round booty. That big booty looking like two cats in a sack fighting to get out as she walks. Oh Yeah! Big brown tits, with long black nipples. Milk dripping from black titties. Full ripe big black rubber baby buggy bumper lips! How about long muscular legs? Big dangly inner lips that look like roast beef. I thought I knew everything that turned me on.
But I was wrong.
It was BRACES!
OMG Lefty, please please please do this young woman. Fuck her and eat her until she doesn't know whether to shit or go blind. Make her fuck nuts, orgasm overloaded, cum psychotic. Then please share her with the rest of us.
Coochie (making the exception for the white woman) Eater.
God Bless You All.
Hey! Plenty of you guys responded that you want to be part of the blow bang. She's still up for it, but we need a location! If I knew that 6 to 7 of you would show up for sure, I'd rent a hotel room. PM me if you have a spot where you can host this nonsense. She's hungry for dick. Actually, she's really short of money. (of course). So please, let me know if you can host.
Coochie (Still trying) Eater.
God Bless You All.
[QUOTE=CoochieEater;4913380]Too soon old, too late smart. At first I thought it was dark skin. Then I thought it was a nice high-riding round booty. That big booty looking like two cats in a sack fighting to get out as she walks. Oh Yeah! Big brown tits, with long black nipples. Milk dripping from black titties. Full ripe big black rubber baby buggy bumper lips! How about long muscular legs? Big dangly inner lips that look like roast beef. I thought I knew everything that turned me on.
But I was wrong.
It was BRACES!
OMG Lefty, please please please do this young woman. Fuck her and eat her until she doesn't know whether to shit or go blind. Make her fuck nuts, orgasm overloaded, cum psychotic. Then please share her with the rest of us.
Coochie (making the exception for the white woman) Eater.
God Bless You All.[/QUOTE]This will take some work. We are now friends on online media. Not sure how to approach other than grooming her with talk. But I must have her. She's right in my wheelhouse. Mature, skinny, tasty looking. Bet she tastes as good as she looks. Yeah I know. She just another old granny to you guys. And I'm a sicko.
[QUOTE=CoochieEater;4916531]Hey! Plenty of you guys responded that you want to be part of the blow bang. She's still up for it, but we need a location! If I knew that 6 to 7 of you would show up for sure, I'd rent a hotel room. PM me if you have a spot where you can host this nonsense. She's hungry for dick. Actually, she's really short of money. (of course). So please, let me know if you can host.
Coochie (Still trying) Eater.
God Bless You All.[/QUOTE]I'm in on a hotel.
[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;4917801]This will take some work. We are now friends on online media. Not sure how to approach other than grooming her with talk. But I must have her. She's right in my wheelhouse. Mature, skinny, tasty looking. Bet she tastes as good as she looks. Yeah I know. She just another old granny to you guys. And I'm a sicko.[/QUOTE]Once you go Grey you can't stay away. Nothing wrong with being a sicko, grandma needs lovin too. I'd spend quality time on her.
[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;4917801]This will take some work. We are now friends on online media. Not sure how to approach other than grooming her with talk. But I must have her. She's right in my wheelhouse. Mature, skinny, tasty looking. Bet she tastes as good as she looks. Yeah I know. She just another old granny to you guys. And I'm a sicko.[/QUOTE]This one from your winter residence?
Any good sunflower garden near waukesha.
[QUOTE=CoochieEater;4916531]Hey! Plenty of you guys responded that you want to be part of the blow bang. She's still up for it, but we need a location! If I knew that 6 to 7 of you would show up for sure, I'd rent a hotel room. PM me if you have a spot where you can host this nonsense. She's hungry for dick. Actually, she's really short of money. (of course). So please, let me know if you can host.
Coochie (Still trying) Eater.
God Bless You All.[/QUOTE]Also in on a hotel!
Alex.
[QUOTE=Wenceslas;4918208]This one from your winter residence?[/QUOTE]Came home early due to Covid. Saw this one local when I stopped to pee at a park. Waiting to hear back from her. I did a complete background check and nothing sketchy. Facebook is filled with grandchildren but no men.
Braces just graduated high school. She's old enough but not very smart. Nobody does metal braces anymore. Will be a work in progress. She has no plans and I don't have any predatory tools that I can legally execute. Lives with mom. Dad gone. Mom is super ugly. I just want to get a girl with braces because it's on my bucket list.
[QUOTE=CoochieEater;4916531]Hey! Plenty of you guys responded that you want to be part of the blow bang. She's still up for it, but we need a location! If I knew that 6 to 7 of you would show up for sure, I'd rent a hotel room. PM me if you have a spot where you can host this nonsense. She's hungry for dick. Actually, she's really short of money. (of course). So please, let me know if you can host.
Coochie (Still trying) Eater.
God Bless You All.[/QUOTE]Let me know the place, time and $.
[QUOTE=Ochenashikari;4918546]Any good sunflower garden near waukesha.[/QUOTE]Are you going to do what I think you might do out there? It's either to go meet MILF's or hide and do the deed in there. But there is one in oconomowoc I know.
[QUOTE=Ochenashikari;4918546]Any good sunflower garden near waukesha.[/QUOTE]Hwy. 18 & Road DT.
[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;4919132]Came home early due to Covid. Saw this one local when I stopped to pee at a park. Waiting to hear back from her. I did a complete background check and nothing sketchy. Facebook is filled with grandchildren but no men.
Braces just graduated high school. She's old enough but not very smart. Nobody does metal braces anymore. Will be a work in progress. She has no plans and I don't have any predatory tools that I can legally execute. Lives with mom. Dad gone. Mom is super ugly. I just want to get a girl with braces because it's on my bucket list[/QUOTE]I beg to differ with you that nobody does metal braces anymore. Most good ortho places will put you in metal braces because they are far superior to invisilign and are cheaper as well and also cheaper than ceramic and move your teeth faster.
[QUOTE=LetHerGo;4923938]I beg to differ with you that nobody does metal braces anymore. Most good ortho places will put you in metal braces because they are far superior to invisilign and are cheaper as well and also cheaper than ceramic and move your teeth faster.[/QUOTE]OK, will take your word for it about the Braces. I doubt I will move forward with her. She does have daddy issues and likes my attention. Gut feel there would be a bad outcome with police, or mother.
Got another police visit. They were phishing. I had no idea what they were talking about. Naturally I'm on edge.
Grandma I would probably have to go on dates with and prove I'm worthy. She is not an easy target. Yet it seems every woman on a dating site is a slam dunk. Then again most are ugly.
Got my physical and no STDs. Had my share. Was thinking 8 years ago getting one from a Vietnamese woman who I did anal with and used a condom. Its happens. Had so many my doctor doesn't even require me to come in, I just tell him what's happening and go to a 24 hour Walgreens and get the magic pill.
I found that GoodRx has the best deals in Vitamin V, but they are little 20 mg yellow pills. Only about $20 for 30 pills. I use 1 1/2 and seems to work. Also got a testosterone pump and rub, which helps a little but not a lot. Also consume zinc 4-5 hours before and found that has an effect. Natural intake such as raw oysters work better than pills. Enough rambling. Back to the quarantine room. My hunting grounds have been shut down. Divorce courts, psych waiting rooms, and I'm getting older. 25 years ago when you hooked up with a 22 year old it was natural. Now I feel like a 25 year old is child.
It's Off Again, On again, Finnegan. So now it's on. She actually brought it up to me, so she must be short of cash. So here's the deal. It will be at a hotel. Seven guys, first cum first serve. $15 CashApp'd to me to cover hotel, then $100 cash day of. PM me for details. So in case you've forgotten, here are some picks to convince you she can suck like crazy. PM me for details.
Coochie (I still want Lefty to do Braces) Eater.
God Bless You All.
There's always the bad that goes with the good.
The good. Nice dick sucking lips, car date for 60. (Yep, that's all the good I can think of).
The bad. Zero personality, (if you don't ask her a question, she doesn't talk) no sounds or eye contact when she's giving the BBBJ, hygiene wasn't the greatest the 2nd time I saw her, (she was wearing a dirty sweatshirt and ripped pants, her hair in no way looks as good as it does in the pictures, (short and nappy) did I say she has no personality? Zero.
I'll be interested to see how this goes. 115 total is steep for a BJ for someone who "needs the money". Don't expect too much.
[QUOTE=CoochieEater;4927699]It's Off Again, On again, Finnegan. So now it's on. She actually brought it up to me, so she must be short of cash. So here's the deal. It will be at a hotel. Seven guys, first cum first serve. $15 CashApp'd to me to cover hotel, then $100 cash day of. PM me for details. So in case you've forgotten, here are some picks to convince you she can suck like crazy. PM me for details.
Coochie (I still want Lefty to do Braces) Eater.
God Bless You All.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=DaveDream;4929233]There's always the bad that goes with the good.
The good. Nice dick sucking lips, car date for 60. (Yep, that's all the good I can think of).
The bad. Zero personality, (if you don't ask her a question, she doesn't talk) no sounds or eye contact when she's giving the BBBJ, hygiene wasn't the greatest the 2nd time I saw her, (she was wearing a dirty sweatshirt and ripped pants, her hair in no way looks as good as it does in the pictures, (short and nappy) did I say she has no personality? Zero.
I'll be interested to see how this goes. 115 total is steep for a BJ for someone who "needs the money". Don't expect too much.[/QUOTE]Dave Dream, I couldn't agree more. I'd rather take 115 to 144. I am not hating though, I wish the best for all who participate.
I hope everyone has a great time with her. I saw her twice and it was obvious that she's doing this for the money and doesn't enjoy it. This BBBJ hotel meet was on and then off and then on again. Besides the money, does she really want to do it? I bet Kendall Snow and others with great personalities would be great at this. I was in the Swingers scene 15+ years ago and miss the hotel room orgies and gang bangs. With the right girl, it's fantastic!
[QUOTE=Nomad015;4929826]Dave Dream, I couldn't agree more. I'd rather take 115 to 144. I am not hating though, I wish the best for all who participate.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=DaveDream;4929233]There's always the bad that goes with the good.
The good. Nice dick sucking lips, car date for 60. (Yep, that's all the good I can think of).
The bad. Zero personality, (if you don't ask her a question, she doesn't talk) no sounds or eye contact when she's giving the BBBJ, hygiene wasn't the greatest the 2nd time I saw her, (she was wearing a dirty sweatshirt and ripped pants, her hair in no way looks as good as it does in the pictures, (short and nappy) did I say she has no personality? Zero.
I'll be interested to see how this goes. 115 total is steep for a BJ for someone who "needs the money". Don't expect too much.[/QUOTE]Sorry to hear your experience with Coco. I love her because she's very accommodating, never complains about time (yeah, I can't get off easily any more), AND I can abuse her tits unlike anyone else I know. I've pinched her nipples as hard as I could while pulling and twisting. You're right, she keeps sucking and doesn't make a sound. But anyway, that's me.
Now, as to these dick sucking lips. [B]This ISN'T Coco!!![/B] The girl in the picture has these beautiful lips (not really as big as Coco's), but man they are GREAT! I can't guarantee she's in it only for the money or not, but I do know she should be called Kirby.
So anyway, the blowbang is on, and there is still room. I've tried to PM everyone who's ever contacted me on this, but if you didn't receive a PM from me, I apologize. We still have a few slots open, so PM me for more details.
Coochie (lub demm big lipz) Eater.
God Bless You All.
I think we can all relate to this lately.
As most of you know, I prefer chocolate. But I had a minimal turnout for the last blowbang. Sorry guys! I've CashApped your deposit back tonight!
So here we go again. Now I don't want to be accused of racial profiling, but here's a pretty white girl who's anxious to do something freaky.
So if you're interested it's the same deal as before. PM me for details. $15 Cash App to reserve spot and pay for hotel room. $100 day of. It will be next Thursday. If we can't get seven or eight, then it's a no go.
Coochie (still likes chocolate best) Eater.
God Bless You All.
P.S. Yes, she's of age.
[QUOTE=CoochieEater;4940843]As most of you know, I prefer chocolate. But I had a minimal turnout for the last blowbang. Sorry guys! I've CashApped your deposit back tonight!
So here we go again. Now I don't want to be accused of racial profiling, but here's a pretty white girl who's anxious to do something freaky.
So if you're interested it's the same deal as before. PM me for details. $15 Cash App to reserve spot and pay for hotel room. $100 day of. It will be next Thursday. If we can't get seven or eight, then it's a no go.
Coochie (still likes chocolate best) Eater.
God Bless You All.
P.S. Yes, she's of age.[/QUOTE]Around what time on Thursday?
[QUOTE=CoochieEater;4940843]As most of you know, I prefer chocolate. But I had a minimal turnout for the last blowbang. Sorry guys! I've CashApped your deposit back tonight!
So here we go again. Now I don't want to be accused of racial profiling, but here's a pretty white girl who's anxious to do something freaky.
So if you're interested it's the same deal as before. PM me for details. $15 Cash App to reserve spot and pay for hotel room. $100 day of. It will be next Thursday. If we can't get seven or eight, then it's a no go.
Coochie (still likes chocolate best) Eater.
God Bless You All.
P.S. Yes, she's of age.[/QUOTE]You would probably get alot more interest if it was a weekend thing. If it ends up changing to a weekend then I would be in. This one looks pretty hot.
[QUOTE=FlintStone69;4943555]You would probably get alot more interest if it was a weekend thing. If it ends up changing to a weekend then I would be in. This one looks pretty hot.[/QUOTE]Could be the weekend doesn't work for the Cooch.
Too bad this Thursday won't fit my schedule or I would be down! Going to have to start stalking your posts LOL.
[QUOTE=CoochieEater;4940843]As most of you know, I prefer chocolate. But I had a minimal turnout for the last blowbang. Sorry guys! I've CashApped your deposit back tonight!
So here we go again. Now I don't want to be accused of racial profiling, but here's a pretty white girl who's anxious to do something freaky.
So if you're interested it's the same deal as before. PM me for details. $15 Cash App to reserve spot and pay for hotel room. $100 day of. It will be next Thursday. If we can't get seven or eight, then it's a no go.
Coochie (still likes chocolate best) Eater.
God Bless You All.
P.S. Yes, she's of age.[/QUOTE]
Yesterday I stumbled across "sex dolls" although I prefer to call them "Love Dolls" I was so intrigued I spent almost an entire morning doing research. With the pandemic, I haven't mongered at all. Too afraid. I'm getting tired of my left hand and I'm not ambidextrous.
The cost of a love doll is anywhere from $1500 to $9000. The low-end ones have heaters, sensors, and will moan. Those are extras that raise the cost. All holes are available. The mid-range are similar, but they have artificial intelligence (AI), so they converse with you. One drawback is the mouth opening isn't available. The higher end dolls look more realistic and have AI (perhaps a better intelligence). Not sure about the mouth availability. There are also smaller dolls, about 3-4 feet that are less expensive.
I struggled over thoughts about playing with dolls, (isn't that a gay thing)? What about fucking a love doll? I don't think it is perverted. You can also sleep with her at night, sort of like a teddy bear when you were a kid.
There was a story about a guy who owns multiple dolls. He has a doll harem. That is one of my fantasies, a harem.
The older dolls are silicone, but technology has brought about another substance called TPE which has advantages and disadvantages compared to silicone.
A doll makes economic sense, she will pay for herself with the money you save paying a provider. Your average expenditure will determine when she has paid for herself.
I was about ready to order one, then I remembered I want to get an electric bike, so I have this dilemma.
I'm 70 years old and live alone. I don't like the boner pill side effects either. I think I see a doll in my future. Maybe a harem, too.
If a woman comes into my life, which I highly doubt, I could introduce the doll for a 3 some!
Any comments?
I try very hard not to sit in judgement of anyone because I hate when anybody sits in judgement of me. But really? I seriously doubt that if you introduced a real women to your "doll" and suggested a 3-some she will take as a welcome suggestion, she will run for the hills as fast as she can.
I monger for the thrill of the chase, the adrenaline of getting a blow job in a hidden spot and the pleasure of dumping a quart of pecker snot down her throat. None of those can be duplicated with a doll, not matter what material it is made of.
Covid has laid low a lot of the mongering activities among providers and clients alike but I don't think it is time to hit the panic button and lay our $9 K for a doll. I would rather just quit the hobby, keep the cash, and learn a new diversion like golf or bocce ball. Good grief, get a grip.
[QUOTE=Anduril77;4967395]Yesterday I stumbled across "sex dolls" although I prefer to call them "Love Dolls" I was so intrigued I spent almost an entire morning doing research. With the pandemic, I haven't mongered at all. Too afraid. I'm getting tired of my left hand and I'm not ambidextrous.
The cost of a love doll is anywhere from $1500 to $9000. The older dolls are silicone, but technology has brought about another substance called TPE which has advantages and disadvantages compared to silicone.
A doll makes economic sense, she will pay for herself with the money you save paying a provider. Your average expenditure will determine when she has paid for herself.
I was about ready to order one, then I remembered I want to get an electric bike, so I have this dilemma. I'm 70 years old and live alone. I don't like the boner pill side effects either. I think I see a doll in my future. Maybe a harem, too.
If a woman comes into my life, which I highly doubt, I could introduce the doll for a 3 some!
Any comments?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Anduril77;4967395]I was about ready to order one, then I remembered I want to get an electric bike, so I have this dilemma.Any comments?[/QUOTE]Get the electric bike, remove the seat, replace with a natural looking, flexible dildo. With some discreetly cut pants, coupled with a long enough jacket, you can supply yourself a prostate massage like no other. Keep your left hand on the handlebars. You won't need a boner pill either as you'll ejaculate through your semi-tumescent member (you don't need a boner to cum, as all us old fucks know). That way, if you get a gal in your life, you have something to share with her much better than a doll. I'm seeing a bicycle built for two in your future.
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AEIvmZ1mRc[/URL]
Coochie (the drizzler) Eater.
God Bless You All.
To be clear; I was really trying to be funny about the threesome comment. (It might prove how much she loves you, if she doesn't run). Right now I can only afford the low end model which costs about the same as an electric bike.
[QUOTE=Anduril77;4967765]To be clear; I was really trying to be funny about the threesome comment. (It might prove how much she loves you, if she doesn't run). Right now I can only afford the low end model which costs about the same as an electric bike.[/QUOTE]You just be yourself. Do not let anyone belittle or judge you. We all are in this crazy hobby for different reasons!! Some to dump.
Cum, others for companionship!! Be who you are!
I got a PM from a female member on here called Yummychocolate. I was wondering if anyone else got a PM from her? She posted to a link on Pornhub of her sucking dick.
[QUOTE=MilwPussyHound;5008236]I got a PM from a female member on here called Yummychocolate. I was wondering if anyone else got a PM from her? She posted to a link on Pornhub of her sucking dick.[/QUOTE]Yes, I did too, a few days ago. Sometimes she posts on STG as Kenya.
[QUOTE=MilwPussyHound;5008236]I got a PM from a female member on here called Yummychocolate. I was wondering if anyone else got a PM from her? She posted to a link on Pornhub of her sucking dick.[/QUOTE]She contacted other members about 3 or 4 months ago to.
[QUOTE=ZipperSquid;5008683]She contacted other members about 3 or 4 months ago to.[/QUOTE]Yep, she's PMd me twice.
[QUOTE=MilwPussyHound;5008236]I got a PM from a female member on here called Yummychocolate. I was wondering if anyone else got a PM from her? She posted to a link on Pornhub of her sucking dick.[/QUOTE][URL]https://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/black_caribbean/ask-me-about-my-special/908748669663[/URL]
[URL]https://www.pornhub.com/model/yummychocolit[/URL]