Strip Club Reports

Hey, anyone going to hit a club tonight? Newbie asking. Thinking about Tycoons. MSG me back.

Getting tired of the same ol circuit. H8S, Bogies, H8N, BTs, occasional 8 mile club. Wondering if Silver Cricket has similar price, talent, and fun. Went there about a month ago. Some dancers were pretty hot. But, I didn't have time to hang around. Struck up a conversation with a dancer who looked good frm 20 feet away, but not so good up close. Declined a dance, but there was also no mention of anything but dances.

Long time looker, but decided to start posting on here. Let me know how I do.

So I visited the Landing Strip Lounge in Romulus about 2 months back. I usually make this my go-to club, only because I have been going here since I turned 21 and I usually get good service. I have RTFF and have used many tactics and advice from many of the senior member here.

As for my visit 2 months ago.

I went in on a Thursday around 6-7pm at shift change, I like to see what is coming in and what is heading out and looking desperate. I usually park on the street in front of the grocery store, because I am cheap and don't want to pay the valet. The street is lit, and usually pretty safe. You used to be able to go on their website and get a free digital door pass on your phone and show it to the bouncer / coat check upstairs to get in for free. I hate spending 15-20 bucks before I get in, just to realize the talent is no good for the night. I show my pass, give my coat to the coat check and am led to a table next to the stage. Booths cost extra or a small tip to the bouncer, but I like being upfront where the action is. The bar is not a bad seat either. I sit down, and the waitress comes over, I order a beer (coors light bottle) $5. I usually milk the drinks, watch some sport games and also the dancers. I will usually wait to see the entire line up dance, before I make my choice. This night there wasnt too many dancers working (7-8 girls) ranging from 5-8. I like them blonde spinner types, bolt ons or not, doesn't matter. But they have to have a nice round caboose. A few ladies sit down while the first round is going on. I talk for a few minutes with them, then usually send them on their way. I like to be blunt, as not to waste their time or mine if I am not interested. Then a little blond spinner gets up on stage. I don't remember her name, she has tattoo's of wings on her chest. And a small tattoo on her hip. She says that she is from Texas and up here visiting. My little head starts to do the thinking. Oh no. I revert back to what I have learned on here. She asks if I want to go downstairs and I ask what is on the menu. She says that she could make me happy for 2. 50. I told her no way. I only had 1. 00 on me. (not true, but they don't need to know). She says that she can't to anything for less than 1. 50. I told her thanks but she should probably move on. This is where I should have known better. I negotiate her down to. 80 for a "goodtime". I said "BJ for .8?" and she says she will make me very happy. I told her I also don't want to count songs, as that gets annoying as you are trying to concentrate on the task at hand. She says that is fine. She leads me downstairs, the bouncer shows us to our curtained booth. Nice and roomy, but very dark. Not enough light to even see her.

This is where things get stupid.

We are in the room, she tells me to pay her first. Not thinking, I pull out my wad of cash, about 1. 2, she immediately grabs it from my hands, counts it real fast, shoves it in her purse and says, that will do. I said, that is not what we negotiated on. She doesn't care. She tells me to drop my pants and boxers, and it will be worth it. I am still thinking with the little head and do as I am told. She takes her top off to reveal some nice C's. She pulls a cover out of her purse and rolls it on with her hand. At this point I am thinking this may be alright. She sits on my legs facing me and is giving me the worst covered HJ I have ever had. Her form was like she was pulling tissues out of a tissue box. Very dry. Not even bringing me to attention. I let this crap go on for about a song, when she started to complain. I had enough. I told her it wasnt working out and that I didn't agree to a 1. 2 HJ. She gets pissy and starts to say,"well there is nothing you can do about it." BS, I told her I would go talk to the bouncer. She started in on claims of video cameras, solicitation, etc. I zip up, walk to the bouncer, which she had already beat me to, and was pleading her case. I tell him that I was in the room with her and thought it was odd that I paid upfront for dances. I asked if this was normal. He said no. Since the bouncers keep track of how many songs you are in for, I asked him my total. He said 1. 5 songs, so I would pay for 2. Dances are. 20 a piece. I said that she took 1. 2 from me, and that I demand a refund of .8. He calls down the manager, I explain my story again. He apologizes for her and makes her give me back my cash. She hands over .6 and runs upstairs. I told the owner and bouncer, that it was fine, I just felt bamboozled. The owner takes me back upstairs, pays for my tab and says the remainder of my drinks for that night are on the house. He then says he has to go talk to her and * her out, as this is not the first time he has had this problem with her. I watch him rip into her behind the bar, then she marches off. The manager comes back to my table, hands me about a dozen free door passes with his name on them, and says he will pick up my bar tab the next time I am in. This made my night oh so better. I stuck around for another 1/2 hour or so, as the new dancers were in. Tipped the waitress, who I wish would dance, got my coat and took off.

If you are on the book of face, look under the landing strip lounge, photos, albums. 3 year anniversary. 9th picture in. Blonde with white bra. Wings on chest. Stay away from this con artist.

Hope this review was alright,

Mr Nice Guy

I had went out at night last week and went to Players thinking that the night shift would have one or two dolls. Not so, I found the day shift has more quality dancers as a group.

Can't help but wonder where all the beauties went? Extra's are much easier to find but the real lookers seem to be gone. Maybe, they went South, I don't know.

You guys seem to be reporting the same thing.

[QUOTE=Explorer46;1681911]Getting tired of the same ol circuit. H8S, Bogies, H8N, BTs, occasional 8 mile club. Wondering if Silver Cricket has similar price, talent, and fun. Went there about a month ago. Some dancers were pretty hot. But, I didn't have time to hang around. Struck up a conversation with a dancer who looked good frm 20 feet away, but not so good up close. Declined a dance, but there was also no mention of anything but dances.[/QUOTE]The Crickett is hit or miss BTS is the only way to go.

Props to MrNiceGuy for his report on the Landing Strip. Props also to the Landing Strip Manager for responding to his complaint (although I suspect that the ROB is probably still working at the LS).

Two reminders from this story:

1. Negotiate for specific services and for a price before retiring to the VIP- any vague promises such as "you'll have a good time" or "I never have any complaints about my dances" should be seen as red flags

2. Never pay before services are delivered.

I like many features of the Landing Strip (nice lay out, roomy VIPs, decent neighborhood, convenience to I94 on the west side) but my recent experiences at the LS have not been especially encouraging (e. G. Limited talent, many dancers not willing to provide customer service at a level that is provided in other area clubs). As a result, I haven't visited LS in a while, preferring instead Flight Club, BTs, Toy Chest, Bogarts. Anyone having any better experiences at LS?

Went to bogarts for the first time in about 20 years Saturday night, mainly because I was close, and the weather was getting bad.

Just wanted to hang out and maybe do some lapdances with the right girl.

I guess lapdances are out and BJ's are in, because none of the girls asked me for dances, just to suck my dick or lets fuck.

Dior comes by and grabs my dick and says I want to suck this, she is a young, hot black girl with a great body and face, and a good talker.

I am not usually into the dark side, but she is very hot, and my willpower is very low.

Got a nice CBJ, she refused BBBJ. She still managed to get me off in about 3 songs, which is near impossible, usually takes alot longer.

Had a good time on a snowy night.

[QUOTE=MoeMonger; 1683195]Went to bogarts for the first time in about 20 years Saturday night, mainly because I was close, and the weather was getting bad.

Just wanted to hang out and maybe do some lapdances with the right girl.

I guess lapdances are out and BJ's are in, because none of the girls asked me for dances, just to suck my dick or lets fuck.

Dior comes by and grabs my dick and says I want to suck this, she is a young, hot black girl with a great body and face, and a good talker.

I am not usually into the dark side, but she is very hot, and my willpower is very low.

RGot a nice CBJ, she refused BBBJ. She still managed to get me off in about 3 songs, which is near impossible, usually takes alot longer.

Had a good time on a snowy night.[/QUOTE]Had a good time with dior over at BTs. Haven't seen her since. Love that tight body.

I recently went to Flight Club and Bogart's for the first time in a long time. It was a weekday dayshift. At FC I saw three old (35-45-ish) but fit dancers with bolt-ons, one thick young blonde, and one pretty young and slender a-cup brunette. I liked the young brunette, but she didn't approach me or anyone else. 35-ish Latina came over and wanted 200 for extras. I passed, and headed to Bogart's for their world famous low, low prices. K was dancing. She's a pretty young slender a-cup blonde with nice long legs and a few small lousy tats who likes to show her clean kitty. Used to dance at Subi's. She sat with me and let me know that she only does HJ or FS, no BJ. I was disappointed in the limited menu (and thought that it sounded familiar, from an earlier report here?). But I didn't have all day, so I went VIP with her for CFS for 100.

Once in the big booth at the end she wanted to get started quickly with no prepping. I asked for a little show and a lap dance first, and she reluctantly and briefly complied. She let me suck her lovely little ones, but then said she usually doesn't allow that. After a couple minutes prep she covered me up and climbed on facing me. I asked her to turn around because I liked her backside. She reluctantly complied. After a couple of minutes of shallow rcg she quickly jumped off like a ninja and switched to CHJ. I pointed out that I wanted to continue CFS. Nope, she said, that's over. I asked what the discount would be for finishing CHJ, and repeated a couple of times that it wasn't what I bargained for. She argued that once it's been in, she's done her part and CFS is over. I called bs. I think she got the idea that I was fixing to dock her pay, so she finally climbed back on, face to face again. This time I held her azz tight and banged deeper and harder until she started whimpering like she liked it and I finally busted one.

Afterwards she said she never lets guys do that, explaining that she'll f* guys but won't let them f* her. That means she usually wants to control the motion, depth, and duration, keeping it gentle, shallow, and brief. In saying goodbye she repeated that she usually doesn't let guys do her like that. I paid the agreed upon fee. Grudgingly.

On my way out I saw B who told me I just missed her and should look her up next time. I might do that. She's been mentioned favorably here before.

Sorry, don't get on here to post much, but had an ok dream at Coli two months ago. It was a Tuesday, not many girls working, after about 20 min finally approached by a petite Hispanic looking with nice rack. Chatted for a bit about extras, takeout was on the menu, got her down to $.4 for everything. She gave a hell of a bbj, but when she hopped on I caught the whiff of stank vag, and kinda ruined it for me. Multiple positions, I got off, but didn't pursue digits due to stankiness.

Made an unexpected stop at PH last week with about 10 drunk acquaintances. Had about $ on me, so wasn't expecting much. Talked to 4 girls in the hour we were there, all offered extras $$$$ for FS, didn't even bother haggling, but take out was an option with all 4. Spent some time talking to a approx 30 why / o short haired (guy cut) brunette, slender with hot bod. Girls with that kind of hair style don't usually do it for me, but she turned me on in conversation. Got digits for takeout option, pricey, but she could be a good time, and worth the extra cheddar.

[QUOTE=TenderMan; 1682290]I had went out at night last week and went to Players thinking that the night shift would have one or two dolls. Not so, I found the day shift has more quality dancers as a group.

Can't help but wonder where all the beauties went? Extra's are much easier to find but the real lookers seem to be gone. Maybe, they went South, I don't know.

You guys seem to be reporting the same thing.[/QUOTE]Most of the hotties have moved onto BackPage and other sites. They are putting out just the same as in the club, but don't have to invest in all the outfits, shoes, booze, and house fees.

[QUOTE=TenderMan; 1682290]I had went out at night last week and went to Players thinking that the night shift would have one or two dolls. Not so, I found the day shift has more quality dancers as a group.

Can't help but wonder where all the beauties went? Extra's are much easier to find but the real lookers seem to be gone. Maybe, they went South, I don't know.

You guys seem to be reporting the same thing.[/QUOTE]Some of the dancers like Sonya, Vivian, and possibly Rachel Rocketts are now dancing double shifts at Bouzouki's in Greektown when the Red Wings are playing at home.