EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

Anyone been to Maria's lately?

Know who's available and what level of service is being offered?

I haven't been since the beforetimes, drew a rather large woman. Crappy massage, but left happy.

Stay Safe,

CR.

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;5709778]Indeed. Check out the Vegas boards. They have a thread started for every need imaginable. Much be rough, haha!

I've noticed that there are a few European last names listed as massage practitioners if you search the generic yellow or white pages online. Probably a needle in a haystack search, but all it takes is one who pokes.

There's also a place listed called Mila Massage Therapy at (312) 714-9863. Locations both at 1290 Shermer and in Winnetka? Wonder if that just isn't ancient Tat's info staring back at me.[/QUOTE]Vegas is probably my favorite place to monger anywhere in the country. Sure Seattle is BBFS capital and Canada has beautiful escorts and San Francisco is the AMP Mecca and LA is the high end spot and Florida has the street scene down, but Vegas has a little bit of everything. I've had a great time paying $800 an hour for model BBFS and a great time paying $200 for and all nighter skanky BBFS. And when you're not doing either you can pick up a horny waitress for free in a downtown restaurant. Best times ever.

Are good EMP recommendations in Chicago land?

[QUOTE=FullyMooned;5742561]Are good EMP recommendations in Chicago land?[/QUOTE]Unfortunately there is NONE. You might get some overpriced, miserable action at Maria's in Skokie, if you manage to get in, but I would not bet on that. Good luck.

[QUOTE=Walker333;5744256]Unfortunately there is NONE. You might get some overpriced, miserable action at Maria's in Skokie, if you manage to get in, but I would not bet on that. Good luck.[/QUOTE]Thanks for sharing.

[QUOTE=Walker333;5744256]Unfortunately there is NONE. You might get some overpriced, miserable action at Maria's in Skokie, if you manage to get in, but I would not bet on that. Good luck.[/QUOTE]What do you mean manage to get in? Are they always booked?

[QUOTE=FullyMooned;5742561]Are good EMP recommendations in Chicago land?[/QUOTE]I've never tried this one. Has mature Euro vibes and claims to finish the massage with an oral ending. Anyone ever partake?

[URL]https://www.chicagosensualtouch.com/sessions[/URL]

[QUOTE=CornCobMaker;5747871]What do you mean manage to get in? Are they always booked?[/QUOTE]No, they appear to be always closed.

[QUOTE=Walker333;5755318]No, they appear to be always closed.[/QUOTE]I haven't been there is quite some time but it has always been an appointment place, no walk-ins. Did you call?

[QUOTE=ZzTopSterZz;5755541]I haven't been there is quite some time but it has always been an appointment place, no walk-ins. Did you call?[/QUOTE]I've been there a countless number of times. When they are fully operational, there is an "Open" sign, and lately is always reads "Closed. " Moreover, it's dark inside. BTW, it was not 100% by appointment only. They've been reluctant to take "walk ins", but they did.

No pictures and laughs at the idea of having reviews? I dunno about that.

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;5754840]I've never tried this one. Has mature Euro vibes and claims to finish the massage with an oral ending. Anyone ever partake?

[URL]https://www.chicagosensualtouch.com/sessions[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Walker333;5755869]I've been there a countless number of times. When they are fully operational, there is an "Open" sign, and lately is always reads "Closed. " Moreover, it's dark inside. BTW, it was not 100% by appointment only. They've been reluctant to take "walk ins", but they did.[/QUOTE]Latest rubmaps is Jan 18 so must be something. I'Ve been 20+ times over the years and always just called for appt. Sometimes there's be someone available and other times they'd need 40 minutes for someone to drive over from wherever. Can't speak to current staff so maybe it's time to check it out.

[QUOTE=Walker333;5755869]I've been there a countless number of times. When they are fully operational, there is an "Open" sign, and lately is always reads "Closed. " Moreover, it's dark inside. BTW, it was not 100% by appointment only. They've been reluctant to take "walk ins", but they did.[/QUOTE]The only one worth checking out is Monica, who is according to mongers senior and young, a 50/50 shot. Don't need a whole recap of how to act during apt, being cool, moving the towel, etc. From pms its either with her you are in or out. I am out sadly, tried a few times and nothing, just self serve and some awkward convo. She's not worth the effort but at least isn't obese.

Other then that, nothing going there. Diana who was there a few months a long time ago, was a unicorn, bound to never happen again.

[QUOTE=PeteMusk;5756535]The only one worth checking out is Monica, who is according to mongers senior and young, a 50/50 shot. Don't need a whole recap of how to act during apt, being cool, moving the towel, etc. From pms its either with her you are in or out. I am out sadly, tried a few times and nothing, just self serve and some awkward convo. She's not worth the effort but at least isn't obese.

Other then that, nothing going there. Diana who was there a few months a long time ago, was a unicorn, bound to never happen again.[/QUOTE]Mailbox is full.

[QUOTE=PeteMusk;5756535]The only one worth checking out is Monica, who is according to mongers senior and young, a 50/50 shot. Don't need a whole recap of how to act during apt, being cool, moving the towel, etc. From pms its either with her you are in or out. I am out sadly, tried a few times and nothing, just self serve and some awkward convo. She's not worth the effort but at least isn't obese.

Other then that, nothing going there. Diana who was there a few months a long time ago, was a unicorn, bound to never happen again.[/QUOTE]I went there last Sunday. I was never there before. It was an old blonde woman, huge breasts no action.

I will never go back.