Massage Parlor Reports

This a brand new AMP, located on Dairy Road, about a block north of Rt. 192 on Dairy. Very close to the Cumberland Farms. Very small sign. They've only been open just about one week. I dropped in around 10 am on Sunday. Just one girl working, and that in itself is a problem is you're trying to get something going and either the phone rings or the front door chime goes off you're out of luck. Both of which happened.

The girl that met me was about 95 lbs and about 5-2. Very cute, beautiful figure, and talkative. 2nd problem, in addition to only one person on duty, there is no table shower. Instead, she led me to the very back where there is a small bathroom with a nice but small glassed in shower. I asked if she would take her clothes off her and I sort of knew the answer in advance. NO, with a smile. So I get in rinse and soap, and she rubs me down reaching into the shower. Very, very ho, hum!

Fee was $70 I think they are running a $10 off special but without a table shower it isn't worth anymore. Table massage was Ok, and as I started feeling around she pulled away at first, but seemed to relax as we went on. I kept asking her what we could do, and she said maybe a something a bit more next time, but this time very reserved, and she kept saying "you no tell anyone, Ok. " They (she) seems very concerned about the neighbors and anything bad being said about them. Obviously trying to keep a low profile, which seems counter-productive when you have just opened looking for good reviews.

[URL]http://spacecoast.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/new-opening-asian-girls-321-676-8220/29589672[/URL]

Her name might have been Lisa but to be honest it went in one ear and out the next. I would probably rate it a 6-7 specifically due to "no table shower" There is no way you could get much more than a HE (yes I did receive that) so long as there is only one person on duty, which is apparently on Sundays. Your experiences might be different. Zen is still my favorite, with Palm Tree coming in a close 2nd.

I went there for the 1st time on Friday night late. Nina greeted me at the door. She was very cute and had great body in my opinion. Led me to room. No offer of TS. When first started, she jumped and sat on my back which I thought was a very good start. Massage was pretty good. No real teasing while face down. Flip came and she made sure I was still covered with some hinting. While the massage was still going on, she was flirting a bit and kept looking at the towel with some physical teasing on jr back and forth a few times but then would smile and keep going. She could tell the obvious but never got there. I am planning on going back because she pretty cool to talk to.

[QUOTE=MackOfMacks;3713576]Ugh made an account just for this. Haven't gotten owned in over 5 years, but.

Just left, very Fit attractive 37 year old female. Give a 7/10 massage. Let me feel her backside and flutes while dace Down. No flip, I then tried everything in the book with my hard on in the air. She still refused and said they don't do that here. I left and said I won't be coming back, she hinted to favors next time. I don't have time for the games. YMMV.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ToyotaVon;3713946]I stopped in to take a peek. The girl who greeted me goes by Nina. Super cute. I will be stopping back in without a doubt.[/QUOTE]

Went by the other day since I really needed a massage and check the place out since the reports from the last few months got my attention. I got there early and got a older lady named Ruby who I thought was the mommson. She was attractive with a nice body in a very short skirt. TS was hardly any play and I was thinking I just wasted my time. Back in the room it took a little for her to understand I was looking for more than just a massage since the massage she was giving was pretty week. She flips me over and ask what I would like. Told her I wanted all and offered what has been reported and she laughs and said not enough, I went to 1. 4 since I wasn't thinking it was worth more but she agrees. Shockingly she was into it more than I was and both had a good time. It's obvious they are reading the forum AMP's in Orlando and trying to follow suit. Just don't think they are up to their standards.

[QUOTE=ConnieRingus;3710747]Went to see Marika a couple weeks ago based on reviews I found here. Setup was easy although she wanted to talk to me on the phone first. No biggie so I gave her a call and headed right over. Her place is clean and she has a room setup with a massage table. She made me feel very comfortable, and started in on the massage. Let me tell you, that was one of the best massages I have ever had. I have been pretty stressed lately and she worked all that away, taking her time to do a through massage. She even had hot towels which was a nice touch. After the massage and a bit of discussion, off came the top and a really great massage started. I left happy, relaxed, and feeling like a million bucks.

[URL]http://spacecoast.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/marika-real-licensed-therapist-321-795-8009-off-post-rd-across-king-center-melbourne/11780770[/URL][/QUOTE]I went to see her this morning. I'd seen her once before, so knew what to expect, but she still blew me away. Every part of the session is a real joy, and here is a woman who really understands how to make a man happy. The real sad part is that she is leaving Florida in five weeks, so anyone curious or wanting to repeat had better get in there quickly. I know I will be.

[QUOTE=LovePearz;3714426]Anyone seen a different therapist at Royal other than the tired older lady? I pass by often enough that it's convenient so I stop in there every couple months at different times on different days hoping for a change and I the one I've seen in the last year has been the older lady. Maybe late 40's, early 50's. She does give a decent massage.[/QUOTE]It's been a while since I've been there but did go quite a bit. The only two I've seen there are Ruby and Tina. Both a bit older but they both do a good massage and HE. Don't think much more is offered other than a bit of roaming. Play and stay safe.

So I went back to the new place on dairy rd. I figured with all the ass grapping from the first time she must be down if we met again. I was 100 percent wrong. Same attractive girl, good massage, but nothing. Again, I was vocal is straight up asking, money on the table etc. She made it clear that they don't do that here. Gents I will repeat don't waste time if you are expecting more, but if you do want a firm massage from a nice lady then do see her. Also to note I look nothing like a typical cop and have tats all over my body and drive a non cop car just Incase someone thinks she may have been put off. We talked the entire time and she complained how slow it was. I wonder why? Also to note I am not wet behind the ears. I typically get a massage 1-2 a week over the last 6 years. I personal can't do space coast AMPs anymore they are nothing but disappointing. They are extremely old grannies usually. If I am missing something please do tell me, but I been to palm, kang, zen, etc all the same. Fo me a huge favor one day, take a drive to Orlando and visit golden gate or blue ocean. That's how AMP should be. Sorry for the grammar on my cell and if I sound like a **** that's not my intention, but after living in atl and Houston, space coast is just sad for my Hibbing.

[QUOTE=Harder4;3715689]Went by the other day since I really needed a massage and check the place out since the reports from the last few months got my attention. I got there early and got a older lady named Ruby who I thought was the mommson. She was attractive with a nice body in a very short skirt. TS was hardly any play and I was thinking I just wasted my time. Back in the room it took a little for her to understand I was looking for more than just a massage since the massage she was giving was pretty week. She flips me over and ask what I would like. Told her I wanted all and offered what has been reported and she laughs and said not enough, I went to 1. 4 since I wasn't thinking it was worth more but she agrees. Shockingly she was into it more than I was and both had a good time. It's obvious they are reading the forum AMP's in Orlando and trying to follow suit. Just don't think they are up to their standards.[/QUOTE]So I am worried that the prices are starting to go up and up. 1. 4 Seems to be setting a much higher baseline then we should have for FS. Fellow Mongers, We need to band together and hold the line at 1:00 Mario's. And maybe set up a sliding scale down to say 40 Mario's for an HE alone.

That's a nice thought, but I can't see it happening.

[QUOTE=DannyBo;3716170]So I am worried that the prices are starting to go up and up. 1. 4 Seems to be setting a much higher baseline then we should have for FS. Fellow Mongers, We need to band together and hold the line at 1:00 Mario's. And maybe set up a sliding scale down to say 40 Mario's for an HE alone.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DannyBo;3716170]So I am worried that the prices are starting to go up and up. 1. 4 Seems to be setting a much higher baseline then we should have for FS. Fellow Mongers, We need to band together and hold the line at 1:00 Mario's. And maybe set up a sliding scale down to say 40 Mario's for an HE alone.[/QUOTE]If your getting the quality that is being reported in some of the AMP in Orlando I can see paying more (Hot, younger with a great playful attitude). But that's not what we have here.

[QUOTE=Harder4;3716842]If your getting the quality that is being reported in some of the AMP in Orlando I can see paying more (Hot, younger with a great playful attitude). But that's not what we have here.[/QUOTE]All I ever see is a bunch of worn out old bags, even the one that's doing FS the old lady wanted $$ on top of the 80 door fee. That's just crazy. The only fine Asian I have seen was Michelle down in MI on Courtney, unfortunately hand only.

[QUOTE=GoCanes;3699335]Anyone know if Ali has her new place open yet. She said it was somewhere Eau Gallie and US1, but not sure of the exact location. Any info would be greatly appreciated.

[blue]Hey Hot Rod, not only did I ban you but I set this post to be at the top of this thread for a month.

FYI, chicks don't get to have their minions tell guys not to post about them. Especially douchebags that only post once a year.

Don't let the door hit you on the ass.

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]Why is this post pinned?

[blue]Because this douchbag was bugging people to bug me to delete content about this chick

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[QUOTE=SpaceCoasty;3719296]Why is this post pinned?

[blue]Because this douchbag was bugging people to bug me to delete content about this chick

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]Dear Admin.

Everyone has there favorite forum to follow and mine is Massages, but the traffic or number of new posts have dropped off dramatically recently and to be honest I think some of that drop off is due to your "pinning" that one guy's post and forcing it to appear at the very top. Shit, just drop the guy and move on. Thanks for listening.

[blue]You have averaged less than 1 post every three months for five years. I pinned that post about three weeks ago. I'm thinking thats not why you don't contribute.

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Has any one been to the MP on Garden Street by Beef O Brady's in Titusville. Thanks.

[QUOTE=SpaceCoasty;3719296]Why is this post pinned?

[blue]Because this douchbag was bugging people to bug me to delete content about this chick

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]I take things with a grain of salt whenever a new guy pops up with something in the positive or negative extreme. I can spot a tout or someone in puppy love with a provider trying to increase her biz or decrease traffic erroneously thinking if there were no clients she will move in with him and live happily ever after. Seriously some sick stuff. Glad A2 can magically sort thirst people out with their aliases.

Read all the reviews, but figured it wouldn't be that bad. I am going to keep this short and easy. I was greeted by the most unkept older lady brevard has to offer. Her picks must be atleast 15 years old. I stated that and made a blind for the door.

Honest question: Are there any attractive under the radar girls here? It makes no sense that within Melbourne, Rockledge, Cocoa beach, Palm Bay, Viera, and Titusville no attractive girls are available?