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[QUOTE=Duder08;2145881]Forgot the link.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexyhottsweet-36/21610212[/URL][/QUOTE]I saw her last week. She was a real sweetheart. A short, classy, MILF. Got to the room, she opened the door wearing a nice tight skirt and heels with very nice cleavage. LFK and into DFK with lots of groping by both parties. As the clothing was shed, she revealed large, saggy DD's, and a potato shaped body. The DD's, I could see in her pic's and I like them real and saggy is fine with me. Some very nice BBBJ was received, a little toothy, but nice with the DD's wrapped around little Shzitzxy. I had her climb on to the bed, and show me her pussy. I like to inspect before entering. I detected an oder which is a turn off for me. I decided not to enter and had her turn over for some titty fucking. As she tuned over, I noticed she had scabs all over her ass. Another huge turn off for me. I did end up finishing between her tits. She swallowed every drop and even sucked me dry. She aims to please, very nice girl, full GFE, but not my body type. I will not repeat. Also, she 1st quoted me, all though e-mail, $$ for the hour and. 75 for the half. Math seems a little off. After a week of e-mails and not being able to get together, she quoted $. 40 for the 1/2 and $$ for the hour. I don't usually post semi negative reviews on very nice ladies, but I wish I was informed.

Hello, does anyone know anything about this fine girl? I see 2 dreams on the other site -- but not sure of legitimacy. Thoughts? Please.

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I still get a kick out of the disclaimers that some girls post on their BP ads. As if LE is going to read the ad and then be like, "Damn! I totally want to bust this girl, but due to her legal trickery, I cannot entrap her! Curses!

LOL! Ladies, you can put all the disclaimers you want on your ads, if LE wants to bust you, then they'll bust you. You might beat the court case on some silly technicality, but LE doesn't care. They still get credit for the arrest and you still have to be inconvenienced for a day or two.

[QUOTE=Shzitzx;2146880]I saw her last week. She was a real sweetheart. A short, classy, MILF. Got to the room, she opened the door wearing a nice tight skirt and heels with very nice cleavage. LFK and into DFK with lots of groping by both parties. As the clothing was shed, she revealed large, saggy DD's, and a potato shaped body. The DD's, I could see in her pic's and I like them real and saggy is fine with me. Some very nice BBBJ was received, a little toothy, but nice with the DD's wrapped around little Shzitzxy. I had her climb on to the bed, and show me her pussy. I like to inspect before entering. I detected an oder which is a turn off for me. I decided not to enter and had her turn over for some titty fucking. As she tuned over, I noticed she had scabs all over her ass. Another huge turn off for me. I did end up finishing between her tits. She swallowed every drop and even sucked me dry. She aims to please, very nice girl, full GFE, but not my body type. I will not repeat. Also, she 1st quoted me, all though e-mail, $$ for the hour and. 75 for the half. Math seems a little off. After a week of e-mails and not being able to get together, she quoted $. 40 for the 1/2 and $$ for the hour. I don't usually post semi negative reviews on very nice ladies, but I wish I was informed.[/QUOTE]Sorry to hear you had a less than stellar visit with Liz. She IS a sweetheart who IMHO not only aims to please, but does so in a GFE manner of rare quality. I am thinking she will not be in the game too long but I see she is trying to use her pussy to make up for all that non use while she was married. In regards to her body type, do you know how old she is? I am thinking she has a great body for her age and certainly knows how to use every part of it to please her man. For sure to each their own, but in my book she is as good as gold. Thanks for the heads up on the odor though. That would be something new and possibly not good (maybe she is working too hard) LOL. Her prices are not as you would expect as you mentioned. I think she sort of makes them up depending on how busy she is at the moment. The hard part is booking. I am not excited by the fact that we cannot talk and set things up but I guess the emails will have to work. All I can say is that I wish I was richer and she was closer. LOL.

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[QUOTE=GotMilf;2147079]I still get a kick out of the disclaimers that some girls post on their BP ads. As if LE is going to read the ad and then be like, "Damn! I totally want to bust this girl, but due to her legal trickery, I cannot entrap her! Curses!

LOL! Ladies, you can put all the disclaimers you want on your ads, if LE wants to bust you, then they'll bust you. You might beat the court case on some silly technicality, but LE doesn't care. They still get credit for the arrest and you still have to be inconvenienced for a day or two.[/QUOTE]It makes the same amount of sense as the guys who try to talk in some sort of codes here to avoid implicating themselves to LE.

I tried scrolling back into the thread to find info on this one, but I've come up empty. What's the story? Sounds perfect for a massage fan. However, the number jumps up in a few different cities for a few different providers (including one TS). Not sure if this is just an agency or possible scam.

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[QUOTE=WiNiteOwl;2148903]I tried scrolling back into the thread to find info on this one, but I've come up empty. What's the story? Sounds perfect for a massage fan. However, the number jumps up in a few different cities for a few different providers (including one TS). Not sure if this is just an agency or possible scam.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/tall-and-petite-mobile-out-call-in-calls-massage-therapist-chicago-only/22006282[/URL][/QUOTE]That looks right up my alley. I'm not worried if she's a TS or not. Doesn't bother me. I'll look into this one for you, and if all goes well, I'll report back next week.

[QUOTE=GotMilf;2145792]I thought that one might be a bust. Are the pics real or fake?[/QUOTE]Pictures are fake. She has a chocolate completion and is on the thicker side. I didn't have an issue with her body though.

[QUOTE=Viriato;2146239]Has anyone had any luck with this yet:

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Seems legit, but I've been having the hardest time trying to schedule a massage with them. I'm not sure if it's just me, though. If anyone can verify them, then I might get another prepaid cell phone and try them again with a different number. Otherwise tough luck, I'll just have to take my money elsewhere.[/QUOTE]If it's the same place I'm thinking of (prices match, but the intersection is slightly off), I've had no problems with scheduling with them in the past. I haven't tried lately though.

[QUOTE=ChineseDragon;2148451]Latinia big tits little plump cute 60 door 50 he decent massage wanted another 50 full nude. I said too expensive.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/relaxing-treatment-24/19086495[/URL][/QUOTE]So, she looks like a size 2 or 4, on the petite side in her pics. Is this little plump on the pleasant side, or the polite side?

[QUOTE=GotMilf;2147079]I still get a kick out of the disclaimers that some girls post on their BP ads. As if LE is going to read the ad and then be like, "Damn! I totally want to bust this girl, but due to her legal trickery, I cannot entrap her! Curses!

LOL! Ladies, you can put all the disclaimers you want on your ads, if LE wants to bust you, then they'll bust you. You might beat the court case on some silly technicality, but LE doesn't care. They still get credit for the arrest and you still have to be inconvenienced for a day or two.[/QUOTE]I can tell you that the disclaimer won't get you out of jail.

[QUOTE=StayPuff;2149318]If it's the same place I'm thinking of (prices match, but the intersection is slightly off), I've had no problems with scheduling with them in the past. I haven't tried lately though.[/QUOTE]I'm think you are right. Small dog running around. The intersection was slightly west. Seen them last summer. At the time they offered great BBBJ for. 6 YMMV.

Hi-.

Anyone see this Naomi Bailey from back page body rubs yet?

She has her own ******** as shown on her BP ad. From Atlanta apparently.

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Let me know. Thanks!

So after talking to this girl mercedes in Casual Encounters section of BP I decided to meet her she says she is looking for a sugar Daddy. I am going to go see what's up in a bit. Just thought I would share one of her pics.

[QUOTE=ChicagoFan76;2149797]So after talking to this girl mercedes in Casual Encounters section of BP I decided to meet her she says she is looking for a sugar Daddy. I am going to go see what's up in a bit. Just thought I would share one of her pics.[/QUOTE]I posted a report on her recently. I don't normally see girls on BP but she's hit plenty of my ads on CL over the last year and half I finally caved in. Only saw for oral. She's very mechanical. More pro than amateur and not in a good way. One of the worst BJs I've received in a LONG time. Kinda prissy. Might be better for a lay but who knows. At least her pics are real and accurate. She's very petite and had nice tits. She's looking for a lot of sugar daddies.

[QUOTE=Diginonomous;2150162]I posted a report on her recently. I don't normally see girls on BP but she's hit plenty of my ads on CL over the last year and half I finally caved in. Only saw for oral. She's very mechanical. More pro than amateur and not in a good way. One of the worst BJs I've received in a LONG time. Kinda prissy. Might be better for a lay but who knows. At least her pics are real and accurate. She's very petite and had nice tits. She's looking for a lot of sugar daddies.[/QUOTE]I had a great time with her. Tighter then an 18 yr old ex from 10 yrs ago. Only complaint I have is apartment has no A / see. So it was had to get a good grind on while dripping sweat all over her. Didn't feel rushed at all. Stayed for about 30 minutes after we finished. Plan on seeing her next week.

[QUOTE=ChicagoFan76;2149797]So after talking to this girl mercedes in Casual Encounters section of BP I decided to meet her she says she is looking for a sugar Daddy. I am going to go see what's up in a bit. Just thought I would share one of her pics.[/QUOTE]Is that a clit or penis on her: the.

[QUOTE=MotorheadBiker;2150515]Is that a clit or penis on her: the.[/QUOTE]A very big clit. Biggest iever played with.

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Saw Paige from this agency. Saw her at her Lincoln Park condo. She's good and accommodating, offers a host of things including tantra and / or GFE. Tantra comes with french which was good. Her face is nothing to write home about, but she's likes to please. I'll be checking out some other girls in the group and will report back.

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[QUOTE=Coolpatrick;2149463]So, she looks like a size 2 or 4, on the petite side in her pics. Is this little plump on the pleasant side, or the polite side?[/QUOTE]Not same girl in pics. Plump I found you like some meat to grab on. Baby fat.

630-XXX-3295 I don't mind a two call system but a four, see'Mon.! Then she sends me to an intersection and sends me back in another way! I wait 30 minutes and she texts she can't do it when 20 minutes earlier she posted again to BP. I said it's not good to have reviews that you stand people up. She asks if that's a threat and I say it's just reality. Stay away unless you want to waste time and gas.

[QUOTE=Rosendo12;2150823][URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/100-petit-blonde-pink-and-juicy-the-fantasy-ride-100-top-notch-pleaser-19/22499934[/URL][/QUOTE]Any girl that good looking doesn't give it away for 100. Pics must be fake.

Thanks for the heads up. I was on the fence with her, saw some good reviews but also a few similar to yours. Enough for me to look elsewhere.

[QUOTE=Bbbuddy;2150852]630-XXX-3295 I don't mind a two call system but a four, see'Mon.! Then she sends me to an intersection and sends me back in another way! I wait 30 minutes and she texts she can't do it when 20 minutes earlier she posted again to BP. I said it's not good to have reviews that you stand people up. She asks if that's a threat and I say it's just reality. Stay away unless you want to waste time and gas.[/QUOTE]

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Not bad for a budget option. . 8 q, $hh, $. 5 hr. Pics are accurate. Service was just ok, but like I said, not bad for a budget option. She is a very pretty girl.

[QUOTE=Moss73;2151022]Thanks for the heads up. I was on the fence with her, saw some good reviews but also a few similar to yours. Enough for me to look elsewhere.[/QUOTE]Mine would probably be one of the good Monica Sparxx reviews out there you read. Been a while, but I had a pretty good time with her. Just felt I had to throw that in. Sometimes even good providers flake out.

Reminds me of a girl over by Midway that flaked on me once, made me cry bloody murder. Luckily saw past it and rescheduled a couple of weeks later. Had a great 2-girl, left very happy.

Though appreciate the post that she flaked & canceled, just to help keep them honest. Been thinking of seeing her since Monica Sprx, I have not repeated.

Sorry, forgot the link.

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[QUOTE=GotMilf;2149272]That looks right up my alley. I'm not worried if she's a TS or not. Doesn't bother me. I'll look into this one for you, and if all goes well, I'll report back next week.[/QUOTE]Oh boy. Got to the apartment and saw her waiting outside as I was running 15 minutes late. Anyway, from afar, I really thought I hit the jackpot on this one. As I was inching closer, I was starting to get confused whether this was a he or a she. Once she spoke, I knew that she was a "he". Got out of there as fast as I can.

Be safe.

MG.

[QUOTE=Vern2020;2151716]Not bad for a budget option. . 8 q, $hh, $. 5 hr. Pics are accurate. Service was just ok, but like I said, not bad for a budget option. She is a very pretty girl.[/QUOTE]Saw her about a year ago when she was running a. 6 special. Same experience, good budget option.

[QUOTE=MassageGuru;2151902]Oh boy. Got to the apartment and saw her waiting outside as I was running 15 minutes late. Anyway, from afar, I really thought I hit the jackpot on this one. As I was inching closer, I was starting to get confused whether this was a he or a she. Once she spoke, I knew that she was a "he". Got out of there as fast as I can.

Be safe.

MG.[/QUOTE]Seriously, were you sure? Boy oh Boy you never know these days. I sure would have been fooled by this one. Her? Pics sure look good no visible Adam's apple etc. But you obviously saw her? From a closer perspective.

[QUOTE=MassageGuru;2151902]Oh boy. Got to the apartment and saw her waiting outside as I was running 15 minutes late. Anyway, from afar, I really thought I hit the jackpot on this one. As I was inching closer, I was starting to get confused whether this was a he or a she. Once she spoke, I knew that she was a "he". Got out of there as fast as I can.

Be safe.

MG.[/QUOTE]You know what, my bad. I studied the pics again, on the original post ad and seem to think there are two different people depicted there. If she looked like the older girl in the pics, then I could see where she could be a he. Whew. I though I might be losing my spidy senses.

I have never seen her. But her review scores vary a lot. I have not bothered since some reviews state that she refuses to do certain positions. Also, I don't like to wait in a parking lot for a lady to be ready.

Non-GFE providers are fine if the scores are consistent.

[QUOTE=MrCharmo;2151717]Mine would probably be one of the good Monica Sparxx reviews out there you read. Been a while, but I had a pretty good time with her. Just felt I had to throw that in. Sometimes even good providers flake out.

Reminds me of a girl over by Midway that flaked on me once, made me cry bloody murder. Luckily saw past it and rescheduled a couple of weeks later. Had a great 2-girl, left very happy.

Though appreciate the post that she flaked & canceled, just to help keep them honest. Been thinking of seeing her since Monica Sprx, I have not repeated.[/QUOTE]

Dudes, I'm positive she is a he!

[QUOTE=Genghis2;2152262]You know what, my bad. I studied the pics again, on the original post ad and seem to think there are two different people depicted there. If she looked like the older girl in the pics, then I could see where she could be a he. Whew. I though I might be losing my spidy senses.[/QUOTE]

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Saw jolina at a cheap motel in north chicago. . 5 for qwk FS. She is real but fatter in person and has small tits. How that happens I could only assume God hates her. Her ass is hairy too. I would avoid unless in the area and only have. 5.

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Tracie is a bigger waste of time. She smells like cigarettes. Works at the same motel as jolina. I don't think they know each o ther. Damage was. 6 mish only and she starts rushing you after 5 minutes.

For the price of these two I could have seen a decent provider. Hell even ginger (melanie) in Joliet does a awesome half hr. For 60.

[QUOTE=Coolpatrick;2149463]So, she looks like a size 2 or 4, on the petite side in her pics. Is this little plump on the pleasant side, or the polite side?[/QUOTE]Size 4 pics not real kept calling me hun drove me nuts.

People working there kept talking could hear everything.

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Had a dream about this one. Scores looked good. Pics are real but a few years old. A much bigger belly and lots of up-selling. Avoid.

She has multiple reviews on a couple different sites, so I've thought about it too. $$. 20 seems kind of steep though w / o french lessons and I don't think that's available. She is known for her feet, so if you like to get finished that way it might be worth a visit.

[QUOTE=LukeSolo;2149693]Hi-.

Anyone see this Naomi Bailey from back page body rubs yet?

She has her own ******** as shown on her BP ad. From Atlanta apparently.

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Let me know. Thanks![/QUOTE]

Secret, from midway is ok for the price. Although I will not repeat. She runs through a lot of people in one day. The pictures of her face are on point but she is heavier then her pictures. [URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/specials-all-day-60-100-and-180-simply-amazing-im-the-best-sexy-brunette-20/22182434[/URL].