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I TOFTT and saw this one at a bad incall location in Goodlettsville. She was smoking when I showed up and the room was nasty. It was a little hard to see her at first because it was dark, but I was thinking with the little Richard and got the business out of the way. She undressed and I slipped on the cover to start mish. While we're mishing, she starts talking and asks about where I'm from, what I do for a living, etc. As if we're on a first date. The conversation was one of the oddest I've ever while doing the deed in my experience. She starts telling me a little about herself when all of a sudden I happen to look at her face and she smiles. WHAMO! I gagged. Not fictitiously, literally; I literally gagged. If I had eaten in the last hour, that poor girl's face would have been covered in my vomit. My little Richard followed up with it's best Gonzo impression. I couldn't stomach what I had just seen. I'm not sure you could call those teeth, they were literally black pegs coming out of her gums. I quickly cut my losses, tossed the cover and started getting dressed. I ended up losin $1. 5 and what felt like my dignity. I'm rather certain I scrubbed my rocks for an hour in the shower. At this point, I probably don't have to tell you I wouldn't repeat.

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[QUOTE=RichardHead57; 1728252]I TOFTT and saw this one at a bad incall location in Goodlettsville. She was smoking when I showed up and the room was nasty. It was a little hard to see her at first because it was dark, but I was thinking with the little Richard and got the business out of the way. She undressed and I slipped on the cover to start mish. While we're mishing, she starts talking and asks about where I'm from, what I do for a living, etc. As if we're on a first date. The conversation was one of the oddest I've ever while doing the deed in my experience. She starts telling me a little about herself when all of a sudden I happen to look at her face and she smiles. WHAMO! I gagged. Not fictitiously, literally; I literally gagged. If I had eaten in the last hour, that poor girl's face would have been covered in my vomit. My little Richard followed up with it's best Gonzo impression. I couldn't stomach what I had just seen. I'm not sure you could call those teeth, they were literally black pegs coming out of her gums. I quickly cut my losses, tossed the cover and started getting dressed. I ended up losin $1. 5 and what felt like my dignity. I'm rather certain I scrubbed my rocks for an hour in the shower. At this point, I probably don't have to tell you I wouldn't repeat.

[url]http://nashville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/dont-miss-out-24/7501337[/url][/QUOTE]That's too bad but glad I didn't act on that. Guess we know why she is t smiling in the picture of her face on BP

[QUOTE=Tits Mcfloppin; 1728244]Was thinkin to maybe giva test drive to her?

[url]http://nashville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/why-settle-for-less-when-you-can-mess-with-the-best-21/7282586[/url][/QUOTE]Please do and report back. Looks good

[QUOTE=HornyGoatWeed;1728332]Please do and report back. Looks good[/QUOTE]Let us know, been woundering about this one.

[QUOTE=RichardHead57; 1728252]I TOFTT and saw this one at a bad incall location in Goodlettsville. She was smoking when I showed up and the room was nasty. It was a little hard to see her at first because it was dark, but I was thinking with the little Richard and got the business out of the way. She undressed and I slipped on the cover to start mish. While we're mishing, she starts talking and asks about where I'm from, what I do for a living, etc. As if we're on a first date. The conversation was one of the oddest I've ever while doing the deed in my experience. She starts telling me a little about herself when all of a sudden I happen to look at her face and she smiles. WHAMO! I gagged. Not fictitiously, literally; I literally gagged. If I had eaten in the last hour, that poor girl's face would have been covered in my vomit. My little Richard followed up with it's best Gonzo impression. I couldn't stomach what I had just seen. I'm not sure you could call those teeth, they were literally black pegs coming out of her gums. I quickly cut my losses, tossed the cover and started getting dressed. I ended up losin $1. 5 and what felt like my dignity. I'm rather certain I scrubbed my rocks for an hour in the shower. At this point, I probably don't have to tell you I wouldn't repeat.

[url]http://nashville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/dont-miss-out-24/7501337[/url][/QUOTE]You paid $1. 5 for that? Way overpayment.

[QUOTE=RichardHead57; 1728252]I TOFTT and saw this one at a bad incall location in Goodlettsville. She was smoking when I showed up and the room was nasty. It was a little hard to see her at first because it was dark, but I was thinking with the little Richard and got the business out of the way. She undressed and I slipped on the cover to start mish. While we're mishing, she starts talking and asks about where I'm from, what I do for a living, etc. As if we're on a first date. The conversation was one of the oddest I've ever while doing the deed in my experience. She starts telling me a little about herself when all of a sudden I happen to look at her face and she smiles. WHAMO! I gagged. Not fictitiously, literally; I literally gagged. If I had eaten in the last hour, that poor girl's face would have been covered in my vomit. My little Richard followed up with it's best Gonzo impression. I couldn't stomach what I had just seen. I'm not sure you could call those teeth, they were literally black pegs coming out of her gums. I quickly cut my losses, tossed the cover and started getting dressed. I ended up losin $1. 5 and what felt like my dignity. I'm rather certain I scrubbed my rocks for an hour in the shower. At this point, I probably don't have to tell you I wouldn't repeat.

[url]http://nashville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/dont-miss-out-24/7501337[/url][/QUOTE]LOL, sorry for your bad experience, but thanks for the post. Almost sounds like something out of movie. With those teeth is it a good thing you didn't opt for a BBBJ. You may not have survived.

[QUOTE=HornyGoatWeed; 1728329]Not my style but daaaannnngggg!

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Not sure if the ad is legit, but here is a vid of the girl in the pics.

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[QUOTE=RichardHead57; 1728252]I TOFTT and saw this one at a bad incall location in Goodlettsville. She was smoking when I showed up and the room was nasty. It was a little hard to see her at first because it was dark, but I was thinking with the little Richard and got the business out of the way. She undressed and I slipped on the cover to start mish. While we're mishing, she starts talking and asks about where I'm from, what I do for a living, etc. As if we're on a first date. The conversation was one of the oddest I've ever while doing the deed in my experience. She starts telling me a little about herself when all of a sudden I happen to look at her face and she smiles. WHAMO! I gagged. Not fictitiously, literally; I literally gagged. If I had eaten in the last hour, that poor girl's face would have been covered in my vomit. My little Richard followed up with it's best Gonzo impression. I couldn't stomach what I had just seen. I'm not sure you could call those teeth, they were literally black pegs coming out of her gums. I quickly cut my losses, tossed the cover and started getting dressed. I ended up losin $1. 5 and what felt like my dignity. I'm rather certain I scrubbed my rocks for an hour in the shower. At this point, I probably don't have to tell you I wouldn't repeat.

[url]http://nashville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/dont-miss-out-24/7501337[/url][/QUOTE]Dam that story was hilarious. I can't believe you let her keep it so dark that you couldn't see her before paying. I would've thought someone was hiding in there or something if she had the room that dark. Great story though.

[QUOTE=Kiyakubuke; 1728359]I'm onboard with you. Not my style, but, much like a car wreck, hard not to look at.

Not sure if the ad is legit, but here is a vid of the girl in the pics.

[url]http://www.xvideos.com/video1474001/simone_fox_titty_play[/url][/QUOTE]Titty Mac you going to see her? She will give you a boner; please report back we (I) your stories.

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[QUOTE=Maxim V;1728140]She looks as if she has a nice package, but I may have to toftt.[/QUOTE]I did TOFTT and it was absolutely awful. She is a fucking wierdo and ugly as fuck in my opinion. Tried to be a Dom with me and that didn't work. You have been warned.

[QUOTE=Rome1188;1728483]Dam that story was hilarious. I can't believe you let her keep it so dark that you couldn't see her before paying. I would've thought someone was hiding in there or something if she had the room that dark. Great story though.[/QUOTE]Man that's funny shit right there you can't make that shit up LOL. This screen is fuzzy I'm laughing so hard.

[QUOTE=RichardHead57; 1728252]I TOFTT and saw this one at a bad incall location in Goodlettsville. She was smoking when I showed up and the room was nasty. It was a little hard to see her at first because it was dark, but I was thinking with the little Richard and got the business out of the way. She undressed and I slipped on the cover to start mish. While we're mishing, she starts talking and asks about where I'm from, what I do for a living, etc. As if we're on a first date. The conversation was one of the oddest I've ever while doing the deed in my experience. She starts telling me a little about herself when all of a sudden I happen to look at her face and she smiles. WHAMO! I gagged. Not fictitiously, literally; I literally gagged. If I had eaten in the last hour, that poor girl's face would have been covered in my vomit. My little Richard followed up with it's best Gonzo impression. I couldn't stomach what I had just seen. I'm not sure you could call those teeth, they were literally black pegs coming out of her gums. I quickly cut my losses, tossed the cover and started getting dressed. I ended up losin $1. 5 and what felt like my dignity. I'm rather certain I scrubbed my rocks for an hour in the shower. At this point, I probably don't have to tell you I wouldn't repeat.

[url]http://nashville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/dont-miss-out-24/7501337[/url][/QUOTE]I got to feeling she's going to be nasty but I got to say I like to conversate like that when we 1st start to do IT.

[QUOTE=Rome1188;1728483]Dam that story was hilarious. I can't believe you let her keep it so dark that you couldn't see her before paying. I would've thought someone was hiding in there or something if she had the room that dark. Great story though.[/QUOTE]Yeah, I effed that situation up. She didn't smile or talk much until she had the money in hand. All seemed well at first. She was even wearing high heels. I did take a cursory glance around the room as all good mongers do; it was small and the bathroom door was open. I'm always learning something new about the hobby. Going to take a TOFTT break for a bit and stick with my regulars (Tiffany, Kati, Nadia) and a few UTRs I've become acquainted with.