Strip Club Reports

Had some time to kill this afternoon in Akron today so I made the rounds.

OGD: Some nice table sides with rather pretty itty-bitty-titty girl who called herself Mickey and said she was new to the place. It got much better in the VIP but then quoted $ to start for extras. Holy moley. Where do you think you are, girl?

DG: More dancers than customers, mostly good-looking AA girls that were more interested in their phones than customers. No one paid attention to me other than a very bored barmaid who poured me a drink and then left the bar to join some guys at a table and then pay attention to her phone. Not impressed.

LA: Yeah so it's the dive of dives and it's where you have to dodge some monsters. Girls here are average to below-average. Nothing wrong with average if they get the job done. Had a few table dances from some shy girl whose name is forgettable who had a swastika tattoo. Then I turned away nasty-ass Ashley who was obviously on something. Then the poison disappeared into the mouth of a storm for the usual damage.

Mission Accomplished.

What's up with everyone at OGD asking for $ or more? Not what I read here. Any intel on more reasonable? PM's appreciated.

I nearly vomited at Lusty's the other day. No, it wasn't the dancers. I watched the barmaid wipe her shoe with a bar towel and then keep using it to dry her hands. Some of the "talent" is bad enough there, but that pretty much does it for me.

[QUOTE=Morris40;2617739]What's up with everyone at OGD asking for $ or more? Not what I read here. Any intel on more reasonable? PM's appreciated.

I nearly vomited at Lusty's the other day. No, it wasn't the dancers. I watched the barmaid wipe her shoe with a bar towel and then keep using it to dry her hands. Some of the "talent" is bad enough there, but that pretty much does it for me.[/QUOTE]That is bad, but it pales in comparison to all the other germs you can come in contact with at that place. LOL. That seems to fit right in.

Stay safe. .

[QUOTE=RMike802;2618025]That is bad, but it pales in comparison to all the other germs you can come in contact with at that place. LOL. That seems to fit right in.

Stay safe. .[/QUOTE]Was in there a couple of months ago. Blonde Ashley offered me a deal in the VIP by the door, then asked me to sit up along the shelf area, instead of the chair, as it was "easier" for her. Ended up sitting in a puddle of stale beer, had to go home after. That is not an easy smell to get rid of. She was flying a 100 miles an hour as she ran through her menu, which got more complex as the price went up.

Was making the rounds yesterday (Wednesday) after another arrangement fell through. Hit OGD at around 9:30 and the place was absolutely packed with customers to such a degree that I couldn't even find anywhere to sit. Swung by DG and saw zero (yes, zero) girls working--onward and upward I suppose. Heading to Lusty's (normally a last resort) I was very pleasantly surprised by the talent on offer. Saw at least 2 girls that I'd rate at a 8 (stripper scale) and I heard that they had several new girls there. Was approached by a mildly attractive girl named Ashley that immediately offered whatever I wanted in the VIP. (For the curious she mentioned FS with 4 songs for $ and oral with 2 songs for. 6).

Ended up going with another girl--can't remember the name but she was cute with longish dark hair--into the VIP and left satisfied. I normally just lurk but felt the need to report on how surprised I was with what I found at Lusty's. Might be worth another look for the time being.

Swinging through this afternoon. Any recommendations re: day shift ITC? Thanks.

HUGE WARNING--I AM TERRIBLE WITH NAMES (because I really just don't fucking care).

Dropped into OGD at around 4:00. Pretty good selection of girls. Took $5 dances with most of them. Had my mind set on a medium blonde with tig ole bitties, but as I was ready to strike, she ends up in street clothes, ready to leave. She gave me a nice dance in the open with her street clothes on, which was pretty fucking hot, but I couldn't convince her to go back with me.

Move on to LA. Never been there before, and although it's a dump, it's not as terrifying as some have described. Nothing higher than a 4-5 there, but again, you get an extremely high mileage dance right at the bar for $5.

Then I went to dinner / meet some friends.

Returned to OGD about 10:00 and it was like they had dropped an ugly bomb on the joint. Some real heifers on the night shift. I had a nice time with one very cute redhead with DSL there, but couldn't pull the trigger.

BACK to LA (I know I'm a glutton for punishment), and guess what, IT WAS THE SAME GIRLS. One exception, a skinny, mostly cute gal with purple streaks in her hair suggested a french lesson for the reasonable price of. 5. I passed, since although I appreciate squalor as much as the next guy, this was a bit much. Also, some tiny, fucked up gal with a tight body but junkie face had just basically given me a HJ, then pulled li'l Bozack out AT THE BAR and began sucking. I had to actually stop her for fear of becoming the kind of guy that would do something like that.

All in all, I'm going to stick with day shift at OGD.

Stopped in at Jens the other night, met a mid 30's white girl, maybe see cup. Did some fingering by the bar and a HJ in the back for two songs and. 4. Seemed reasonable. Takeout definitely available. Car date too.

Kinda impressed. What ya got to do to reach 'douche bag' status?

[blue]Be an unrelenting douche

A2[/blue]

Side note: I am often accused of being a douche but I keep relenting. I will work on that.

Has anyone had any luck with fun at Dancers Den?

I have not been there often and usually not interested. Wednesday I stopped in and there was a super hot thin brunette (early to mid 20's). Sorry but I failed to remember her name. She claimed to be from youngstown. She gave a decent grind in the back but was not open to much touching other than some light ass grabbing. Speaking of which it was phenomenal.

I also was approached by an older gal (40's) who pointed to the 'buttman' poster on the wall and said it was her ass. Said she did porn in California in the 90's-00's as Ruby. Memory tickles say she might have danced on route 18 prior?

Good luck to all!

[QUOTE=Skerts2;2635494].....I also was approached by an older gal (40's) who pointed to the 'buttman' poster on the wall and said it was her ass. Said she did porn in California in the 90's-00's as Ruby. Memory tickles say she might have danced on route 18 prior?

Good luck to all![/QUOTE]See'Mon. Man. You know since they closed the Sam's Retirement Dance Home they need somewhere to go.
*EDIT*
OK i just had to look this one up, and if this is her, then i retract what i said about the retirement home..

http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Ruby_Jewel

Be safe,

Script.

[QUOTE=Script;2636075]See'Mon. Man. You know since they closed the Sam's Retirement Dance Home they need somewhere to go.
*EDIT*
OK i just had to look this one up, and if this is her, then i retract what i said about the retirement home..

http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Ruby_Jewel

Be safe,

Script.[/QUOTE]She is there alright. One young guy spent a fortune on her while I was there. I was there for an hour and a half and he had one VIP dance after another. Every couple songs she would reemerge and head to the dressing room for a while. Then she would reemerge and go back to the VIP section for a couple of songs, then head back to the dressing room. Pretty obvious what was up. This went on the whole time I was there. Would have been nice to get at least one dance, but I don't provide candy to strippers. I was however entertained by Annie / Tina during my visit. Very nice older porn star who was happy to chill and talk about everything under the sun. Overall, I saw good quality dancers there, but insufficient seating for the number of customers.

[QUOTE=Buckeyefan;2636319]She is there alright...[/QUOTE]Looks like a trip to the Den is in my near future. There's just something about a mid forty's porn star that does it for me. Christy Canyon has been a long time member in good standing of my personal spank bank, but there's always room for a flower.

Be safe,

Script.

[QUOTE=Script;2636787]Looks like a trip to the Den is in my near future. There's just something about a mid forty's porn star that does it for me. Christy Canyon has been a long time member in good standing of my personal spank bank, but there's always room for a flower.

Be safe,

Script.[/QUOTE]I met her on a popular SB / SD site. She wanted a 50 dollar steak, a 4 star hotel room, and about 4 bills. Said anything goes. I almost bit but declined at the last minute. The bigger head won that day.

[QUOTE=TheAkronDude;2636938]I met her on a popular SB / SD site. She wanted a 50 dollar steak, a 4 star hotel room, and about 4 bills. Said anything goes. I almost bit but declined at the last minute. The bigger head won that day.[/QUOTE]Be glad you turned her down.

I saw her at Sam's a few months before it closed. She did NOT look hot. She has the fake tits, but that's really it. Not a pretty face, nor a great body. Seems she coasts off of her porn rep, and she even tried to sell me one of her DVD's after a lame table dance.