Massage Parlor Reports

I stopped by SH (under the wood) and saw Lucy. Its become my main go-to place. Yes, its noisy, and you hear stuff going on through the curtains but its kind of like going to a toga party at a fraternity and your everyone is getting some, so just roll with it. You are not in a private room at the Hilton. Just have fun.

That being said, the guy in the next room seemed to be snorting like a wild boar. Come on dude. Go do a courtesy nose blow so I don't have to hear a wild animal getting his man-tail given a man-milking. On the other side, I heard the notorious "Sorry sir, your provider has another customer. So we will bring in a new girl". The guy objected and did not want a new girl. But just see it like a baseball game. When the starter is tired, they need to bring in a reliever to finish the deal.

Lucy has been there 2 years, and she is sweet, short, and cute. Not much of a tease, but a very positive and happy conclusion, and. A rarity. Appreciative of a nice tip.

[QUOTE=DarkRoomDaddy;6279467]I stopped by SH (under the wood) and saw Lucy. Its become my main go-to place. Yes, its noisy, and you hear stuff going on through the curtains but its kind of like going to a toga party at a fraternity and your everyone is getting some, so just roll with it. You are not in a private room at the Hilton. Just have fun.

That being said, the guy in the next room seemed to be snorting like a wild boar. Come on dude. Go do a courtesy nose blow so I don't have to hear a wild animal getting his man-tail given a man-milking. On the other side, I heard the notorious "Sorry sir, your provider has another customer. So we will bring in a new girl". The guy objected and did not want a new girl. But just see it like a baseball game. When the starter is tired, they need to bring in a reliever to finish the deal.

Lucy has been there 2 years, and she is sweet, short, and cute. Not much of a tease, but a very positive and happy conclusion, and. A rarity. Appreciative of a nice tip.[/QUOTE]LOL. At least you don't have to pay extra for the added noise effects.

I go there once in a blue moon, but I just don't like the fact that you pay $40.

And only get about 40 minutes max. You get a lot of interruptions too.

[QUOTE=Maverick168;6235053]That's quite the range there. Just a few posts down, someone reported 1. 6 for everything covered with Kelly at Haven.[/QUOTE]OK.. so I was expecting a small Asian woman, but I got a fat fucking Latina that honest to god was pushing 200+ pounds. I made up an excuse to get out and gave her $40 but I was pretty pissed since I've read nothing but great things about Kelly. This Kelly was anything but attractive, overweight and some ragged hair. Had a tattoo of a stylised heart on her lower back. Thighs as big as my chest.

Any AMP over 30 is overcharging.

[QUOTE=BigBoDonk;6280063]Any AMP over 30 is overcharging.[/QUOTE]Could you could help us out and list 3 or 4 AMPs in the OC that charge 30 for an hour we'd all appreciate it.

[QUOTE=PhilAShow;6280745]Could you could help us out and list 3 or 4 AMPs in the OC that charge 30 for an hour we'd all appreciate it.[/QUOTE]90% of Santa Ana and Westminster AMPs charge 30. Like rose, cloud, true care.

Went to Bamboo Wood this morning. Got Linda. Nice lady. Good hard massage. Standard BW tease and finish. Was very pleased on this rainy day. Tipped 60,35 entrance for the hour. Very fair.

[QUOTE=PhilAShow;6280745]Could you could help us out and list 3 or 4 AMPs in the OC that charge 30 for an hour we'd all appreciate it.[/QUOTE]I'll paint any car for 29.95 . Back in the day!!

[QUOTE=BigBoDonk;6281172]90% of Santa Ana and Westminster AMPs charge 30. Like rose, cloud, true care.[/QUOTE]Post pandemic, 100% of the ones I have been to want 40. Maybe when they see me pull up in my gold plate Rolls Royce wearing a top hat and monocle, they switch out their cheap prices for the rich man's price list.

[QUOTE=Slammer6008;6281516]I'll paint any car for 29.95 . Back in the day!![/QUOTE]I recall those ES advertisements. You could get a Big Mac for 10 cents, a gallon of gas was $0. 35, and a brand new car was $2000. I think these girls are making more in a year now than the President of the USA made back then ($200 k).

[QUOTE=BigBoDonk;6281172]90% of Santa Ana and Westminster AMPs charge 30. Like rose, cloud, true care.[/QUOTE]You must be getting grandfathered, frequent flyer rates at those place. Neither Cloud 9 nor True Care are 30 for the hour for the rest of us. Not since before the shutdown.

Are there any other ad services besides, Nightfun, Craigslist, Massage Anywhere or Massage Finder? I'm looking for reliable outcall but just struggling to locate a solid provider. Any leads? PMs are cool if not for public consumption. Also, incall suggestion with big boobs would be appreciated. My well has dried in this area. So much movement in the last few years, Lost touch with many of my previous contacts.

[QUOTE=PhilAShow;6281949]You must be getting grandfathered, frequent flyer rates at those place. Neither Cloud 9 nor True Care are 30 for the hour for the rest of us. Not since before the shutdown.[/QUOTE]Cloud 9 is $50 and you never get the hour, last time I went it was only 35 minutes. I'm not going back to that place.

[QUOTE=PhilAShow;6281949]You must be getting grandfathered, frequent flyer rates at those place. Neither Cloud 9 nor True Care are 30 for the hour for the rest of us. Not since before the shutdown.[/QUOTE]Bruh I don't take hour, it is not an hour anyways. They charge 30 for 30 min. I was in both last week.

[QUOTE=NailBoiz1;6282284]Cloud 9 is $50 and you never get the hour, last time I went it was only 35 minutes. I'm not going back to that place.[/QUOTE]Wellness Center on Garry has charged $50 since before the pandemic.

Don't know about the multitude of other options.

Haven't been recently as they have a free drive up covid testing center in the parking lot with an EZ-Up. In the second row of parking spots. I don't want to have people watch my comings & goings.

S.