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So I had a bizarre experience the other day. Realized that I had some free time so sent texts to a few of the ladies on my to do list. My SOP is to text and wait about 15 minutes before texting the next on the list so after sending 5 texts I had had no response. Around 4:30 I received a response from a girl and set something up to see her at a 28th St no tell at 5. When I got there I got a text saying "I can see you now" so I texted back I'm here and she says no tell room number xyz. What I didn't notice is that it was from one of the previous contacts and she happened to be at the same no tell. It wasn't until I was inside that I realized it was the wrong girl but I wasn't sure if it was a be&S or some other mistake so I went with it. So I saw Jessika [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/magical-monday-fundayspecial-dealsthe-gorgeous-jessika/22879800[/URL] Pics are real although there is a little more spare change in reality than in the pics. She said she was black but looked more indian (feathers) to me. Pretty standard SS, CBJ / CFS everything was clean and smelled good. She was surprisingly good for CBJ, I would have blasted if she had kept going. Not really my thing looks (not bad at all, just not in my wheelhouse) wise but she was a nice girl with a good attitude.

I didn't realize what happened until I got back in the car and saw all the texts and calls from the girl that I stood up so I called her and explained, I'll see her this week to make it up to her.

[QUOTE=WaltK;2761581]So I had a bizarre experience the other day. Realized that I had some free time so sent texts to a few of the ladies on my to do list. My SOP is to text and wait about 15 minutes before texting the next on the list so after sending 5 texts I had had no response. Around 4:30 I received a response from a girl and set something up to see her at a 28th St no tell at 5. When I got there I got a text saying "I can see you now" so I texted back I'm here and she says no tell room number xyz. What I didn't notice is that it was from one of the previous contacts and she happened to be at the same no tell. It wasn't until I was inside that I realized it was the wrong girl but I wasn't sure if it was a be&S or some other mistake so I went with it. So I saw Jessika [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/magical-monday-fundayspecial-dealsthe-gorgeous-jessika/22879800[/URL] Pics are real although there is a little more spare change in reality than in the pics. She said she was black but looked more indian (feathers) to me. Pretty standard SS, CBJ / CFS everything was clean and smelled good. She was surprisingly good for CBJ, I would have blasted if she had kept going. Not really my thing looks (not bad at all, just not in my wheelhouse) wise but she was a nice girl with a good attitude.

I didn't realize what happened until I got back in the car and saw all the texts and calls from the girl that I stood up so I called her and explained, I'll see her this week to make it up to her.[/QUOTE]Jessika works with her "sister" / duo partner (I don't know if they are actually related), so you might have been making arrangements with her, especially since they were at the same notell! Just a thought.

Anyone with info on Jessie?

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sweet-sexy-jessiedoing-specialsout-call/22444962[/URL]

Some of you have been asking about Jade as of late. Here's a new massage ad of hers with some nice pics worth checking out. [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/winters-retreat-call-269-605-9407-jade/22873835[/URL].

[QUOTE=Delhi;2757117]Met Lacy as Kandi was booked and boy was I pleased. Lacy is my new favourite. Fills the void created by Natalie (don't want to drive upto Kzoo in the cold) and Kristie. Pics are her but carries little more weight which suits her well. Soft skin-shaved- smooth and pretty. Love the her long hair. She was smelling great fresh outof the shower. Shy at first but really loosened up as we progressed into the session. Level headed girl and not on any stuff. Performance was very good. Will surely repeat. She aims to please fo sure.[/QUOTE]Tried setting up a meeting with her today and she flaked out. This time decided to call her over in my dream. She made did not turn up and when I called her she made a lame excuse. Will now try Mandy and hopefully someday luvangel.

[QUOTE=Jakked1;2761694]Anyone with info on Jessie?

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sweet-sexy-jessiedoing-specialsout-call/22444962[/URL][/QUOTE]There are quite a few reviews of her on the Muskegon page. Not real good.

[QUOTE=Jakked1;2761694]Anyone with info on Jessie?

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sweet-sexy-jessiedoing-specialsout-call/22444962[/URL][/QUOTE]Look at the MUSKEGON board. Nice girl. Good housekeeping is not her passion.

[QUOTE=WaltK;2761581]So I had a bizarre experience the other day. Realized that I had some free time so sent texts to a few of the ladies on my to do list. My SOP is to text and wait about 15 minutes before texting the next on the list so after sending 5 texts I had had no response. Around 4:30 I received a response from a girl and set something up to see her at a 28th St no tell at 5. When I got there I got a text saying "I can see you now" so I texted back I'm here and she says no tell room number xyz. What I didn't notice is that it was from one of the previous contacts and she happened to be at the same no tell. It wasn't until I was inside that I realized it was the wrong girl but I wasn't sure if it was a be&S or some other mistake so I went with it. So I saw Jessika [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/magical-monday-fundayspecial-dealsthe-gorgeous-jessika/22879800[/URL] Pics are real although there is a little more spare change in reality than in the pics. She said she was black but looked more indian (feathers) to me. Pretty standard SS, CBJ / CFS everything was clean and smelled good. She was surprisingly good for CBJ, I would have blasted if she had kept going. Not really my thing looks (not bad at all, just not in my wheelhouse) wise but she was a nice girl with a good attitude.

I didn't realize what happened until I got back in the car and saw all the texts and calls from the girl that I stood up so I called her and explained, I'll see her this week to make it up to her.[/QUOTE]I did the same thing recently. I felt like such an ass! I am going to start adding names to my burner phone. I shouldn't have to, but if you do not text multiple girls at a time, you will never get a "date. " These girls are not good business people. If I were a beautiful, hot woman, I would be very wealthy!

Good old conservative GR, even on this site!

I think there should be an area for folks who are looking for TS providers and such too.

Not my thing either, but how is this not already a part of the forums?

Just wanted to +1 the post. Not looking for anyone to rage as to why they think differently.

Cheers.

[QUOTE=Shawtren;2756497]Agreed! To each his own. The separation would make it that much easier to find. Or avoid.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LonelyLove;2761792]Some of you have been asking about Jade as of late. Here's a new massage ad of hers with some nice pics worth checking out. [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/winters-retreat-call-269-605-9407-jade/22873835[/URL].[/QUOTE]I see she's edited it to only be an ass shot today, deleted the breasts pic. She's got a great body, missing a lot of other stuff like personality etc. Can't all be perfect!

[QUOTE=Donntee;2762491]I did the same thing recently. I felt like such an ass! I am going to start adding names to my burner phone. I shouldn't have to, but if you do not text multiple girls at a time, you will never get a "date. " These girls are not good business people. If I were a beautiful, hot woman, I would be very wealthy![/QUOTE]I literally put the names in the burner that night. Don't think either lady had any clue of what happened. The other was Ally [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/hey-fellas-young-thin-sexy-perky-and-pierced/21758202[/URL].

She was pretty pissed about being stood up but was reasonable when I called to explain what had happened.

I had a dream with Lacy this morning and was a little disappointed considering some of the good reviews. It could be that this was an early morning meeting and she just was not into into it.

Pros:

-She is a cute girl.

-BBBJ and CFS were decent.

Cons:

-Paid for 60 min but received a SS. I pointed this out but I was not into into continuing at this point.

-Seemed very tired and not into the appointment.

-Okay location but the room was a mess.

This girl has a lot of potential but should probably not schedule early appointments if she is not into it. Not sure if I will repeat. Better experience with my AMP.

[QUOTE=LonelyLove;2762665]I see she's edited it to only be an ass shot today, deleted the breasts pic. She's got a great body, missing a lot of other stuff like personality etc. Can't all be perfect![/QUOTE]Please let it be known, I was thrown off on this one. It's not who I thought it was. I thought it was this girl, Jada Love. [URL]http://www.************.com/grand-rapids/classifieds/ad/5494ba8748644hsR-9CBM1PWhtg6chh4rAe-Ng2paxDQsBSWnC/[/URL] Also sorry for giving a non-backpage link but I couldn't locate a current backpage ad of hers while making this post.

I've never seen Jade and please disregard my comments as they were meant to reflect an experience with Jada Love. Sorry about that. Very similar asses, I must say, but it's Jada Love who is missing a front tooth, keeps her eyes closed with her head turned away the whole time.

[QUOTE=LonelyLove;2763065]Please let it be known, I was thrown off on this one. It's not who I thought it was. I thought it was this girl, Jada Love. [URL]http://www.************.com/grand-rapids/classifieds/ad/5494ba8748644hsR-9CBM1PWhtg6chh4rAe-Ng2paxDQsBSWnC/[/URL] Also sorry for giving a non-backpage link but I couldn't locate a current backpage ad of hers while making this post.

I've never seen Jade and please disregard my comments as they were meant to reflect an experience with Jada Love. Sorry about that. Very similar asses, I must say, but it's Jada Love who is missing a front tooth, keeps her eyes closed with her head turned away the whole time.[/QUOTE]Oh yeah Jada Love is the dead fish girl out there.

[QUOTE=FredP54;2763027]I had a dream with Lacy this morning and was a little disappointed considering some of the good reviews. It could be that this was an early morning meeting and she just was not into into it.

Pros:

-She is a cute girl.

-BBBJ and CFS were decent.

Cons:

-Paid for 60 min but received a SS. I pointed this out but I was not into into continuing at this point.

-Seemed very tired and not into the appointment.

-Okay location but the room was a mess.

This girl has a lot of potential but should probably not schedule early appointments if she is not into it. Not sure if I will repeat. Better experience with my AMP.[/QUOTE]Which Lacy was this?

[QUOTE=BRich;2762517]Good old conservative GR, even on this site!

I think there should be an area for folks who are looking for TS providers and such too.

Not my thing either, but how is this not already a part of the forums?

Just wanted to +1 the post. Not looking for anyone to rage as to why they think differently.

Cheers.[/QUOTE]I'm not disagreeing with you.

But it's not about conservative Grand Rapids, it's the rules Nation Wide.

Usasexguide is a nation wide review site.

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/custompages.php?pageid=ForumRules[/URL]

[QUOTE=SerenityNow437;2751344]I've seen her. She's legit. Give her a try and let us know what you think![/QUOTE]Had a chance to try. She was very nice and the dances were alright. Very nice with full roaming. I will try again. Newer ads for massage.

[QUOTE=FredP54;2763027]I had a dream with Lacy this morning and was a little disappointed considering some of the good reviews. It could be that this was an early morning meeting and she just was not into into it.

Pros:

-She is a cute girl.

-BBBJ and CFS were decent.

Cons:

-Paid for 60 min but received a SS. I pointed this out but I was not into into continuing at this point.

-Seemed very tired and not into the appointment.

-Okay location but the room was a mess.

This girl has a lot of potential but should probably not schedule early appointments if she is not into it. Not sure if I will repeat. Better experience with my AMP.[/QUOTE]Which Lacy are you referring to?

I have planned to meet her this Thursday. Let me know if you meant her.

28 yr old Lacy:

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/let-me-spoil-yousatisfaction-guaranteedpics-merecent-or-its-free-well-reviewed-on-usaguide/21174983[/URL]

Or the 25 yr old Tasty Lacy.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-to-grand-rapids-tasty-temptations/22873685[/URL]

I have read something bad about her a little while back.

Or this Lacey:

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/available-now/21290114[/URL]

[QUOTE=Delhi;2763320]Which Lacy was this?[/QUOTE]I'm asking Will Linklater.

Anyone taken a flyer this one? Haven't seen a report, maybe nobody willing to admit it LOL. PM is fine if that's the case!

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/willow/22863345[/URL]

[QUOTE=SerenityNow437;2764033]Anyone taken a flyer this one? Haven't seen a report, maybe nobody willing to admit it LOL. PM is fine if that's the case!

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/willow/22863345[/URL][/QUOTE]I've been thinking about her too.

I'll call her today and see what's on the menu and let you know.

My experience has been, the best service comes from the average looking girls.

Most bad reviews are on the Hottest girls. Like Holly the Hottie, very hot and very mechanical, at a high price.

I'd rather have an average girl that enjoys her Job any day. .

[QUOTE=Benz1;2764055]

I'd rather have an average girl that enjoys her Job any day. .[/QUOTE]I couldn't agree more. Sunshine was exactly that and she was terrific but retired sadly. Wish I could find another one! Or maybe I just need to give the hobby a rest. *laughing*.

[QUOTE=OrdinaryJo;2764177]I couldn't agree more. Sunshine was exactly that and she was terrific but retired sadly. Wish I could find another one! Or maybe I just need to give the hobby a rest. *laughing*.[/QUOTE]I sent you a PM of my latest go to.
Great Bbbjtcim w / swallow.
She's been good for me, maybe for you too. They cum and go so quickly, that's why I'm always looking for someone new to do.

[QUOTE=Benz1;2764196]I sent you a PM of my latest go to.
Great Bbbjtcim w / swallow.
She's been good for me, maybe for you too. They cum and go so quickly, that's why I'm always looking for someone new to do.[/QUOTE]Thanks Benz, I appreciate the referral! Haven't hobbied much since my favorite retired.

I payed a visit to Kandi Land today, she is expanding her vocabulary, she has always spoken good English (with a southern accent) and Fluid French without interpretation.

Kandi is learning Greek in small amounts, If you would like to give her a lesson in Greek this will be the first time you have hopped to be small enough to qualify. I'm happy to say, I qualify.

I've asked her to wear a leather teddy and riding crop. She said she forgot it in Ohio. I'm looking forward to next week's lesson.

Please don't let your imagination go too far yet, she still doesn't speak Rim Job.
Happy Hobbing

Benz1.

[QUOTE=Benz1;2764860]I payed a visit to Kandi Land today, she is expanding her vocabulary, she has always spoken good English (with a southern accent) and Fluid French without interpretation.

Kandi is learning Greek in small amounts, If you would like to give her a lesson in Greek this will be the first time you have hopped to be small enough to qualify. I'm happy to say, I qualify.

I've asked her to wear a leather teddy and riding crop. She said she forgot it in Ohio. I'm looking forward to next week's lesson.

Please don't let your imagination go too far yet, she still doesn't speak Rim Job.
Happy Hobbing

Benz1.[/QUOTE][URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-companion-kandi-80-specials-247/19570727[/URL]

[QUOTE=Benz1;2764860]

Please don't let your imagination go too far yet, she still doesn't speak Rim Job.
Happy Hobbing

Benz1.[/QUOTE]You slipped that in at the end and saved me from having to ask my typical question! Thanks for the update!

[QUOTE=Shawtren;2765399]You slipped that in at the end and saved me from having to ask my typical question! Thanks for the update![/QUOTE]I know where you can get one.

[QUOTE=Benz1;2765516]I know where you can get one.[/QUOTE]Care to share with the class?

[QUOTE=Mongerlian;2765573]Care to share with the class?[/QUOTE]Rather share with seniors only so she's not all wore out when I visit again. I just sent you a PM
Providers tell me, they are bombarded with requests to send pics and negotiations all day. Most would rather work with senior members of our forum, because they are respectful and make appointments.
When we see a provider Flaking out. It could be burn out from phone calls, cancelations and no shows, not because they don't want to provide services.

[QUOTE=Benz1;2764860]I payed a visit to Kandi Land today, she is expanding her vocabulary, she has always spoken good English (with a southern accent) and Fluid French without interpretation.

Kandi is learning Greek in small amounts, If you would like to give her a lesson in Greek this will be the first time you have hopped to be small enough to qualify. I'm happy to say, I qualify.

I've asked her to wear a leather teddy and riding crop. She said she forgot it in Ohio. I'm looking forward to next week's lesson.

Please don't let your imagination go too far yet, she still doesn't speak Rim Job.
Happy Hobbing

Benz1.[/QUOTE]Updating link.

Looks like the link was lost.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-companion-kandi-80-specials-247-all-races-welcome/19496733[/URL]

I met the 28 yr old one. In my dream we hugged and then chatted a bit, This was my 2nd visit. Things moved on and she let me play -excellent BBBJ which led to 69 which led to BBBJCIM. Then she got me hard again and things moved to FS. She rode me cowgirl and then doggie. Will be back for more.

However I am planning to meet Mandy next week and really want to meet AngelLuv. Any updates on AngelLuv?

[QUOTE=ILoveUtr;2763795]Which Lacy are you referring to?

I have planned to meet her this Thursday. Let me know if you meant her.

28 yr old Lacy:

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/let-me-spoil-yousatisfaction-guaranteedpics-merecent-or-its-free-well-reviewed-on-usaguide/21174983[/URL]

Or the 25 yr old Tasty Lacy.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-to-grand-rapids-tasty-temptations/22873685[/URL]

I have read something bad about her a little while back.

Or this Lacey:

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/available-now/21290114[/URL][/QUOTE]

Benz, your inbox is full.

[QUOTE=LonelyLove;2761792]Some of you have been asking about Jade as of late. Here's a new massage ad of hers with some nice pics worth checking out. [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/winters-retreat-call-269-605-9407-jade/22873835[/URL].[/QUOTE]Here's the pictures that were in the ad, although there is currently no ad posted.

[QUOTE=Kiljian;2766198]Benz, your inbox is full.[/QUOTE]Sorry.

Plenty of room now.

Okay Gents; I have recently taken a job out of state, and it looks like this weekend will be my last to dabble in the Michigan talent. I have cash for 1 good time, and looking to hear who your all time favorite is. The best of the best that completely blew your mind away. (Of course only current ladies please. Someone awesome 5 yrs ago doesn't do me any good for tomorrow. LOL.).

Lets hear some suggestions. Duo's may also be in my thoughts as I've never done that yet.

[QUOTE=Delhi;2766068]I met the 28 yr old one. In my dream we hugged and then chatted a bit, This was my 2nd visit. Things moved on and she let me play -excellent BBBJ which led to 69 which led to BBBJCIM. Then she got me hard again and things moved to FS. She rode me cowgirl and then doggie. Will be back for more.

However I am planning to meet Mandy next week and really want to meet AngelLuv. Any updates on AngelLuv?[/QUOTE]You'll have to wait until April until you can see Angel. As she booked an extended stay at the KCCF hotel and spa. She will also no longer be pregnant and doubtful she will be lactating either.

Thats a really long wait. Really eager to meet her. Any help from seniors is appreciated. When you say KCCF hotel what is that? Is she in prison. ?

[QUOTE=AlFishy33;2766840]You'll have to wait until April until you can see Angel. As she booked an extended stay at the KCCF hotel and spa. She will also no longer be pregnant and doubtful she will be lactating either.[/QUOTE]

Meet up with Valerie. She was easy to set up. Same place and. E. Location as Kat her friend southern girl. I did a SS no FS. She has pretty good BJ skills. I was able to BBBJCIM. Very nice person. Those where the Pros.

The con was that she is on the heavy side. You cannot totally tell from her BP ad. If you are into big, I would recommend. I like them smaller so I was not into it.

All in all I would not repeat. . 80 SS.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/baby-valerie/22935895[/URL]

Tried to set something up with Ally. Contact by text. Multiple text to start things going. First Quote was hh $. 80. Could only get her down to $ . 40 or $ + beer and cigs. Pass because whe was giving me a little of the run around on price and time.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/young-thin-and-pierced-asian-ready-for-you-to-come-over-new-pics/21995995[/URL]