General Reports

I noticed this Tiesto video went viral on the fb timelines of our hot and young Chicago Ukrainians. If you have some imagination, you will see why their ovaries lit up on fire.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNQpcDuE6e4[/URL]

[QUOTE=RaoulDuke;2521893]I've definitely had a few. One chick accidentally farted, another started squeezing her zits while waiting for me to recharge, a couple others had their significant others hanging out in the other room (that's never cool), [B]a "manager" started pounding on the door another time,[/B] one was so high she passed out (Brandy Bates) and then you get the periodic knuckleheads who call or text in the middle of the night wondering if you want to hang out. It's always interesting to run into them in public too, that's happened a couple of times while taking continuing ed classes. This thing of ours is crazy sometimes.[/QUOTE]More amusing than weird but this was a provider who was renting a room from her relative. The deal was we had more than an hour with multiple pops. She gave a memorable BBBJCIM in the first 15 minutes. Our working theory then was, we had enough time for her rejuvenate and recharge me for the second pop with FS. Well, in spite of her best efforts, things were going slow. She tried FS with her on top with the not so solid-state equipment which was alright but can be better. So she decided that if she plays with her self and actually come, that will create a biological counter-party reaction in me. I was fine with that. Remember we had enough time.

While she was in vigorous pursuit of that and putting on a good show with moaning et al with me as the on looker mildly enjoying it, that relative started shouting from the outside that it is time and we need to finish up. My girl yelled back at her '5 minutes', continued her rubbing while asking me my status. The relative shouted again, she shouted back 'few more minutes', restarted the show as if she was not interrupted and asking me 'is it happening?' This sequence continued for a few more times and now even she was not in the mood after that. She apologized and promised to make it up. Though an abandoned finish, the drama was worth it. Later on, when I came out, the relative apologized that she got word that they are getting some unexpected visitors and wanted me out of there as soon as possible.

[QUOTE=SamSinger;2524122]More amusing than weird but this was a provider who was renting a room from her relative. The deal was we had more than an hour with multiple pops. She gave a memorable BBBJCIM in the first 15 minutes. Our working theory then was, we had enough time for her rejuvenate and recharge me for the second pop with FS. Well, in spite of her best efforts, things were going slow. She tried FS with her on top with the not so solid-state equipment which was alright but can be better. So she decided that if she plays with her self and actually come, that will create a biological counter-party reaction in me. I was fine with that. Remember we had enough time.

While she was in vigorous pursuit of that and putting on a good show with moaning et al with me as the on looker mildly enjoying it, that relative started shouting from the outside that it is time and we need to finish up. My girl yelled back at her '5 minutes', continued her rubbing while asking me my status. The relative shouted again, she shouted back 'few more minutes', restarted the show as if she was not interrupted and asking me 'is it happening?' This sequence continued for a few more times and now even she was not in the mood after that. She apologized and promised to make it up. Though an abandoned finish, the drama was worth it. Later on, when I came out, the relative apologized that she got word that they are getting some unexpected visitors and wanted me out of there as soon as possible.[/QUOTE]Wow all that drama. Hahaha. Real classy!!

Back in my home state, I was with this provider who had 2 kids. The kids were never home when I came, but she told me all about her family situation and there were pics of her kids all over the place. Anyway, this one time I called and went over, and to my surprise, I ran into her 4 year old son. Awkward. Poor kid gave me a dirty look and looked disappointed, as if thinking "wow another random guy at this house, what's going on?" haha Poor guy will have issues growing up:/ Her 14 year old daughter was supposedly upstairs too which was a bit alarming to me as well. Anyway she told the kid to go away and we went to business for about an hour and a half (no rush at all).

Another time, I was with a provider, stripped down completely and ready to play, when someone knocked on the door of her apartment. I was like oh crap and rushed to put my clothes on thinking it would be LEO or something hahaha I was a bit paranoid. It was just her dealer dropping off some stuff. Then 30 minutes later another knock, I rushed to put my clothes back on again. Turned out to be her "uncle" who was just "picking up some meds" LOL so weird. I met her off CL long ago in my home state and eventually lost contact when she moved to Missouri or something. She did try to hustle me for cash for no play a few times. I said nope sorry. No play no pay.

I remember a conversation on here a few months back. I am doing another CR trip July 9-12. Since there is a usainternational site I will not go into details, but you can PM me.

EFM.

A client recently made mention of a sex club in the north side. Humboldt Park / Wicker Park area. Building is supposed to be just off the intersection of to major steets. Anyone know anything about this? PM me if sounds familiar.

[QUOTE=MrCharmo;2527578]A client recently made mention of a sex club in the north side. Humboldt Park / Wicker Park area. Building is supposed to be just off the intersection of to major steets. Anyone know anything about this? PM me if sounds familiar.[/QUOTE]There is a club off western on North. Building west of the gas station. It is an S&M club. A nice place, has a bar and devices in different rooms. As in things to tie you up, cages. Sometimes they hold an open house. I was there a few yrs. Back so don't know if it is still open.

Guys, I messed up this week. Riina went on a boat party with drunk Euro sluts. I lost my brains and licked a freebie Polish pussy without sniffing first. Instant reaction of dry vomiting, thought I ingested some nasty bacteria. After three days of nausea, went to visit the doctor. He told me not a bug, the reaction fucked up my stomach with acid. Put me on the fourteen day Prilosec plan and told me not to lick strange pussies. I smiled and said def. Next time I sniff first.

Near downtown. Tonight. Asian / Black chick. PM me.

[QUOTE=Riina;2528386]Guys, I messed up this week. Riina went on a boat party with drunk Euro sluts. I lost my brains and licked a freebie Polish pussy without sniffing first. Instant reaction of dry vomiting, thought I ingested some nasty bacteria. After three days of nausea, went to visit the doctor. He told me not a bug, the reaction fucked up my stomach with acid. Put me on the fourteen day Prilosec plan and told me not to lick strange pussies. I smiled and said def. Next time I sniff first.[/QUOTE]Laying in bed and died when I read this, wasn't sure if I was going to gag or bust out laughing! Laughing won, thanks for sharing, sound advice to all. Had a similar experience at a spa in! Madison years ago. Was laying on the table getting a great BJ and she flips up for 69, luckily I caught wind before diving and laid there squirming like a noodle to get it out of my face. Yuck!

Was not sure where to post this but one of the girls I know that uses BP wants to get off BP and post some where different because of all the BP bs and asked me where to put a add in looking for advice as to what to tell her where to post beside BP or CL and insite for the group pm or post is fine by me.

[QUOTE=Riina;2528386]Guys, I messed up this week. Riina went on a boat party with drunk Euro sluts. I lost my brains and licked a freebie Polish pussy without sniffing first. Instant reaction of dry vomiting, thought I ingested some nasty bacteria. After three days of nausea, went to visit the doctor. He told me not a bug, the reaction fucked up my stomach with acid. Put me on the fourteen day Prilosec plan and told me not to lick strange pussies. I smiled and said def. Next time I sniff first.[/QUOTE]Wow, are you serious, that is what he told you? Thanks for the good advice, will definitely heed the warning, though the sniff test IS part of SOP. I DO wonder why.

Putting you on Prilosec would help? You would think that more stomach acid would be beneficial as it would eat up the bacteria.

G2.

[QUOTE=Genghis2;2529173]Wow, are you serious, that is what he told you? Thanks for the good advice, will definitely heed the warning, though the sniff test IS part of SOP. I DO wonder why.

Putting you on Prilosec would help? You would think that more stomach acid would be beneficial as it would eat up the bacteria.

G2.[/QUOTE]After reading of his bad experience, I totally sniffed the kitty last night before I had my dinner!

[QUOTE=Genghis2;2529173]Wow, are you serious, that is what he told you? Thanks for the good advice, will definitely heed the warning, though the sniff test IS part of SOP. I DO wonder why.

Putting you on Prilosec would help? You would think that more stomach acid would be beneficial as it would eat up the bacteria.

G2.[/QUOTE]Hi. Their was no bacteria, just a bodily reaction to eating a foul pussy. If it was a bug, I would have had the poops and vomiting. I only dry heaved directly following a good lick.

[QUOTE=Funride128;2529157]Was not sure where to post this but one of the girls I know that uses BP wants to get off BP and post some where different because of all the BP bs and asked me where to put a add in looking for advice as to what to tell her where to post beside BP or CL and insite for the group pm or post is fine by me.[/QUOTE]

It appears a lot of traffic has already migrated to the BP Personal ads (we may need a new thread here on USASG). Of course the Visa/MC/Amex issues may apply there as well.


Did you notice the yellow banner at the top of this page?

[QUOTE=Funride128;2529157]Was not sure where to post this but one of the girls I know that uses BP wants to get off BP and post some where different because of all the BP bs and asked me where to put a add in looking for advice as to what to tell her where to post beside BP or CL and insite for the group pm or post is fine by me.[/QUOTE]Try to use a period in your writing. LOL! Rocket Dork.