Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=AlexRodriguez;6261962]I found myself in OC recently, and remembered that there was a MILF / GILF-ish chick at Happy Massage that was allegedly game for anything.

So, I drove over and upon entry I was greeted by a very short woman (who was not that chick) and she took me by the hand and we were of to the room.

Walking to the room, I thought to myself, fuck man, this chick looks like a fucking bowling ball but I pressed on.

Got naked and laid face down and enjoyed a decent massage, but goddamn, she used a lot of oil and sometimes she would rub my back so fast that I thought she might start a fire LOL.

She said her name was "Cat-Tee" or "Kathy" but when we exchanged numbers afterwards she wrote it down as "KT".

Anyway, on the flip she took her clothes off and she wasn't as round as I had imagined and actually had a decent body with some overall nice firmness.

She wanted 180 for boom-boom but I did not bring that much since in I went to Happy Massage so I gave her the rest of my money which was $105 (hourly fee was $45).

I asked for BBBJ but there was a significant language barrier so I tried "no condom" and she shook her head, got naked and started a CBJ which did nothing for me.

So I got up and had her lay down on the table and gave her some A-Rod DATY and she tasted very clean and sweet.[/QUOTE]Yea there's some pretty good actors out there. Man I was texted I want you every day not just next week that's pretty popular. I just turned off notifications on my phone. Man but don't go and spoil them. That's a crazy offering for sure.

Hey rod you know the pussy wasn't wet it was lubed up really good? That tells a big story.

[QUOTE=AlexRodriguez;6261962]I found myself in OC recently, and remembered that there was a MILF / GILF-ish chick at Happy Massage that was allegedly game for anything.

So, I drove over and upon entry I was greeted by a very short woman (who was not that chick) and she took me by the hand and we were of to the room.

Walking to the room, I thought to myself, fuck man, this chick looks like a fucking bowling ball but I pressed on.

Got naked and laid face down and enjoyed a decent massage, but goddamn, she used a lot of oil and sometimes she would rub my back so fast that I thought she might start a fire LOL.

She said her name was "Cat-Tee" or "Kathy" but when we exchanged numbers afterwards she wrote it down as "KT".

Anyway, on the flip she took her clothes off and she wasn't as round as I had imagined and actually had a decent body with some overall nice firmness.

She wanted 180 for boom-boom but I did not bring that much since in I went to Happy Massage so I gave her the rest of my money which was $105 (hourly fee was $45).

I asked for BBBJ but there was a significant language barrier so I tried "no condom" and she shook her head, got naked and started a CBJ which did nothing for me.

So I got up and had her lay down on the table and gave her some A-Rod DATY and she tasted very clean and sweet.

And, man alive his chick went crazy! She kept cumming and cumming and she was pulling my head in and making all kinds of muffled pleasure sounds.

Finished up and got up and prepare to mount her missionary style and she reached down and pulled the condom off and pulled my hard cock into her warm wet honey pot.

Pounded her good and hard and she pulled me down for some serious DFK and I blew a week's worth of cum all up in there.

Good times, but man the daily love texts are beginning to annoy me so 50-50 on a repeat.[/QUOTE]Haha! I love these bowling ball provider descriptions. There is another one in North Long Beach on Atlantic. Probably a similar experience.

[QUOTE=Sexaholic777;6262106]I got a girl named Lilly or Milla. Not sure their English wasn't so great.

Nice body and c cups. Small butt. About late 30's. Good massage and he.

Total $160. Not FS.[/QUOTE]Hhr without FS for 160 ballers.

HG. Your inbox is full.

[QUOTE=SaltyDog;6262282]Yea there's some pretty good actors out there. Man I was texted I want you every day not just next week that's pretty popular. I just turned off notifications on my phone. Man but don't go and spoil them. That's a crazy offering for sure.

Hey rod you know the pussy wasn't wet it was lubed up really good? That tells a big story.[/QUOTE]Hopefully that was lube. LOL.

[QUOTE=JackSparrows;6260645]These girls can sure give a good massage.

And good he.

$40 plus $80.

Good ass and hotties.

Around late 20's.

Suzie was hot as f. Playful, teasing.

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Remember cheap dicks will not be tolerated LOL.

Quality girls deserve good tips.[/QUOTE]Got Mia today. Total $120. Cutie pie. Big d cups all naturals.

Got a private room. No FS. But. Great massage and good he.

[QUOTE=SaltyDog;6262282]Yea there's some pretty good actors out there. Man I was texted I want you every day not just next week that's pretty popular. I just turned off notifications on my phone. Man but don't go and spoil them. That's a crazy offering for sure.

Hey rod you know the pussy wasn't wet it was lubed up really good? That tells a big story.[/QUOTE]I hate when they lube it up before daty. That's just a non-starter for me.

[QUOTE=Caribe;6262337]Haha! I love these bowling ball provider descriptions. There is another one in North Long Beach on Atlantic. Probably a similar experience.[/QUOTE]LOL. I'd like to say that I briefly wavered but nah. I was game. Hell, I've fucked Lucy probably 10 times or more lmao!

[QUOTE=OcHobby949;6261907]Will someone please DM me the address for Laguna Nuru? I'm DM'd them on IG but haven't gotten a response. Asking for my friend Peter.[/QUOTE]I sent it to you, let me know how good it was.

[QUOTE=PhilAShow;6261539]I've made several runs at her over the years and the closest I've come to unveiling the holy land was an unmet promise of next time. What she does she's great at. In my experience she has the most limited menu in the place.[/QUOTE]Jessica at BW has these positives:

- best masseuse for strong massage.

- arguably the cutest, along with Andy.

- perhaps the best tease, along with Andy.

- not too fat, not too thin.

- she seems to have the confidence of MMS, even acting as temp MMS working the front desk at times.

- she does not seem to extort big tip money like the two A girls.

But these negatives:

- HJ only, UTC top only. No one has ever claimed more than this.

- Not only that, but kinda robotic and lacking in passion.

- Bad / unhappy personality. As opposed to Linda, Charlie, and DoDo can be quite charming, Andy is kinda flat and emotionless. But Jessica seems in a bad mood and often has a scowl on her face. She will pretend to be nice if you choose her for a session.

She does seem to have her regulars though. For a strong rub and nice tug she does nicely.

Any suggestions on where would be a good place to have two providers at once as they take turns giving me a BJ?

[QUOTE=NailBoiz1;6260930]Wow! $270 for a good massage with HE. Not sure if I would see her. I say for me to see her the price should be $200. Anyways kudos to her if she can get $270 from you bottomless pockets. LOL.[/QUOTE]I agree that the price is steep. But, personally, I highly value a great massage as it's part and parcel to my self-care regimen. Therefore, I actively seek out and try different places. Heck, I could lose the HE and extras and gladly enjoy the massage alone. So many people just resign themselves to mediocre massages / masseuses, it's disheartening. Moreover, finding a good one that aligns with what you want and possesses the knowledge and technical competence to gear the session to your body is incredibly difficult. Hence, I don't mind paying a bit extra when I run into a master masseuse. There's an abundance of routes available to get satisfaction and release of the lower head, but finding an equivalent for the whole body is much harder.

[QUOTE=Slammer6008;6228427]It all depends on what you want to spend If you want to spend $20 and get yourself at Tijuana one legged hooker that's probably the cheapest.[/QUOTE]I had a chick with one leg, that was one of best fucks in my life, my body count is over 500.

Pre pandemic was different ball game. I think now fair door price should be 30. If it is more, then it is overpriced.

[QUOTE=Caribe;6261146]Hmm, that question ie relative. Service tip is usually based on entry. What time period are we considering? Years back when low end entry was 15? Pre-pandemic when the average low entry fee was 25-30? Pandemic prices that had some empty shop owners raise prices to 45-50? Or, these inflationary times when entry is 50-60 and they are asking for 60-80 and as much as 200 tip?

Considering all that, I would say at the second decade of this century whith the original Anna at Foot Reflexology (pre F&C moniker) when entry was about 25 and Anna would initiate CFS or BBFS (your choice) and be happy with 30-40 tip.

I'm not sure what services are offered now but at the beginning of the pandemic, Karen in El Monte was offering 40 OTD and that included HJ. More was provided for a additional tip.

For those of you who are interested, Anna is no longer in the US. Look up Karen on Instagram. Search for Karen massage. Again, I don't know what her current menu is, at this time. She is kind of a weirdo so her offerings could still be the same.[/QUOTE]

One of us got duped as the Mia I saw definitely was cute, she has bangs, but B cups at best, small rack.

[QUOTE=Sexaholic777;6263254]Got Mia today. Total $120. Cutie pie. Big d cups all naturals.

Got a private room. No FS. But. Great massage and good he.[/QUOTE].