Massage Parlor Reports

As usual Camel, excellent report. Have to get out there next week and follow in the footsteps.

[QUOTE=TheCamel;2366227]Thanks for the heads up on Rosy.

I usually don't post about MPs and girls who have already been subject to the "USASG Gangbang", but since my experiences at Ace have differed from most of what's been reported, I will jump in.

First visit was a walk-in. Greeted by adorable Rose in a tiny but dignified dress showing plenty of leg. Didn't think she was as hot as everyone else is saying. That is until I departed and saw her face lighted by the late afternoon sun. Yeah, very pretty. She said Jennifer would be with me in a couple of minutes, but still busy. J came out to the waiting area just to greet me. A let down at first because she was wearing a dress that makes voluptuous women look plain fat and clown makeup that would have me running away from her in a stripclub or Tijuana hooker bar. But I also appreciated the positive energy she displayed.

She comes out again just a couple of minutes later to escort me to a room. I get naked on the table and we're getting along fabulously because we are both very sociable humans. No massage at all. She goes right for ass probing and teasing the hanging fruit from the rear. Suddenly, Rose is in the room. I jokingly tell her to invite all the girls in. They explain that J still has some business to complete and Rose will do the massage until J returns. Great! Got about 15 minutes of expert CMT quality no-tease massage from Rose and I was good with that because I actually did want and need a real massage. I could tell that Rose wasn't going to cross any lines with me on this afternoon nor did I expect her to.

She told me that J speaks very good Spanish. J's English had been adequate but when she returned and Rose departed, I tested her Spanish with my own decent gringo Spanish and found that her Espanol is superior to her English, so we conducted the remainder of the session en Espanol. She said she's studied Spanish for 7 years both here and in Maylasia.

She whipped off that dress in 2 seconds and had nothing on underneath, and I was surprised and delighted to see that her body is pretty damn fine. Definitely more on the voluptuous than the fat end of the spectrum, and I'm a guy who usually goes after spinners. Nice shape to all body parts and more than hard enough if you don't insist on these ladies being SI swimsuit models. Also damn beautiful abdominal region and pussy. Her BBBJ technique was close to as good as it gets in a local AMP, and my wishes were her commands. Fantastic enthusiasm to go along with it and plenty of GFE but I minimized that due to not knowing what she was up to when Rose was in the room. After CIM with about 10 minutes remaining in my hour, she told me I had messed her up so much that she wanted to take a shower but would be back. She disappeared for just a few minutes, returned and massaged, stroked me down south some more and chatted some more. I think her shower was probably more just washing up, rinsing her mouth and brushing her teeth, so she attends to hygiene. I also suspect that she was engaged in a similar hygiene ritual when Rose was in the room. Tip not discussed which is a real plus in a FS place. I tipped $80 for superior service all around and Rose walked me to the door where I could catch a clear glimpse of her sweet face. Both girls were telling me to return during the week and try Lucy, which is of course what I had in mind with all the raves here.

Returned 5 days later, this time with a phoned in appointment to see Lucy. Given that L gets the clear nod from most reviewers here over J, I was really looking forward to this fiesta. Again I'm disappointed at first by Lucy's appearance, as I had been with J. First impression was that the "buttaface" ascribed to her here is correct. But my disappointment with Lucy did not ebb as it did with J. That's because she was very clearly in a very down mood and acted pretty peculiar really. I do bring plenty of social energy to these sessions and particularly in a first time encounter in order to make the provider feel comfortable and entertained and even good about herself. It pays dividends in quality of service. Lucy seemed overwhelmed in a bad way, her down mood no doubt driving her reaction. She never stopped studying me closely. Always staring at me intensely with a half of a Mona Lisa smile. Massaging me OK with slight tease and no effort to come across as a special provider. On the flip I asked her to get naked and she complied. I liked her body as she is a MILF or GMILF spinner. She definitely looks older to me than either Rose or Jennifer.

She started a HJ which I thought was only minimally better than standard rub and tug service. I asked for the BBBJ and she got busy with it but not very enthusiastic at all. Plenty of time left when I fired and I would have been happy to split, but she wanted to get sociable at this point. She resumed staring at me and we talked as best we could with her weak English. Something I said got through to her and she suddenly shares with me that she's bored, desperate and depressed with her life. She wants to go places and do things for fun, but she envisions doing these things with a man and can't get an American boyfriend because of her profession and weak English. Now I am starting to feel empathy and she could see that I was listening and feeling it. She probably doesn't get much reaction with this rap from most mongers, so she goes deeper and deeper with it. Doesn't take long before she actually asks if I would want to be her boyfriend. I tell her I can't because I already see a couple of girls and its all I can handle all things considered.

At this point she's curled up close to me like post-sex pillow talk. Up close at the same level her face is considerably prettier and more interesting than at a distance when she's hovering over me. No discomfort from her at all by now, just pacified by being emotionally out of sorts. Time is mercifully expired and I rise to get dressed and she just sits there on the table staring at me the entire time. I certainly accept that these providers are human and not milking machines, nor do I want them to be. So I have no problem tipping her as I did J, and would probably even see her again knowing from the reports of others here that I clearly seem to have caught her on a bad day. I have encountered my share of other Chinese MILFs in the hobby who express the same desperation. This career doesn't give them much of a life even if it does compensate some of them quite well and there's a family back home in China, though in L's case I'd think any kids would be grown and on their own. Most of them manage to maintain a happy facade and that's part of the job, but sometimes you catch them on days like this when they can't hold back the despair.[/QUOTE]

I've been there 3 times, twice with Jennifer and once with another I wasn't too impressed with, although service was adequate.

Jennifer went out of her way to be kind and conversational, which I like in a provider because it gives you a sense of importance. Her almost GFE demeanor makes one reflect more on what transpired, which gives extra value to the whole experience as well.

I try not to think to much about the human aspects that can be some what depressing, IT being a negative part of their vocation most of us realize exists sometimes.

Camel, you are that rare breed of cat that articulates much of the empathy most of us feel sometimes for the providers who service our peculiar piccodillos, which is why we should always try to show human compassion towards them, no matter what the outcome.

Baggens.

[QUOTE=TheCamel;2366227]Thanks for the heads up on Rosy.

I usually don't post about MPs and girls who have already been subject to the "USASG Gangbang", but since my experiences at Ace have differed from most of what's been reported, I will jump in.

First visit was a walk-in. Greeted by adorable Rose in a tiny but dignified dress showing plenty of leg. Didn't think she was as hot as everyone else is saying. That is until I departed and saw her face lighted by the late afternoon sun. Yeah, very pretty. She said Jennifer would be with me in a couple of minutes, but still busy. J came out to the waiting area just to greet me. A let down at first because she was wearing a dress that makes voluptuous women look plain fat and clown makeup that would have me running away from her in a stripclub or Tijuana hooker bar. But I also appreciated the positive energy she displayed.

She comes out again just a couple of minutes later to escort me to a room. I get naked on the table and we're getting along fabulously because we are both very sociable humans. No massage at all. She goes right for ass probing and teasing the hanging fruit from the rear. Suddenly, Rose is in the room. I jokingly tell her to invite all the girls in. They explain that J still has some business to complete and Rose will do the massage until J returns. Great! Got about 15 minutes of expert CMT quality no-tease massage from Rose and I was good with that because I actually did want and need a real massage. I could tell that Rose wasn't going to cross any lines with me on this afternoon nor did I expect her to.

She told me that J speaks very good Spanish. J's English had been adequate but when she returned and Rose departed, I tested her Spanish with my own decent gringo Spanish and found that her Espanol is superior to her English, so we conducted the remainder of the session en Espanol. She said she's studied Spanish for 7 years both here and in Maylasia.

She whipped off that dress in 2 seconds and had nothing on underneath, and I was surprised and delighted to see that her body is pretty damn fine. Definitely more on the voluptuous than the fat end of the spectrum, and I'm a guy who usually goes after spinners. Nice shape to all body parts and more than hard enough if you don't insist on these ladies being SI swimsuit models. Also damn beautiful abdominal region and pussy. Her BBBJ technique was close to as good as it gets in a local AMP, and my wishes were her commands. Fantastic enthusiasm to go along with it and plenty of GFE but I minimized that due to not knowing what she was up to when Rose was in the room. After CIM with about 10 minutes remaining in my hour, she told me I had messed her up so much that she wanted to take a shower but would be back. She disappeared for just a few minutes, returned and massaged, stroked me down south some more and chatted some more. I think her shower was probably more just washing up, rinsing her mouth and brushing her teeth, so she attends to hygiene. I also suspect that she was engaged in a similar hygiene ritual when Rose was in the room. Tip not discussed which is a real plus in a FS place. I tipped $80 for superior service all around and Rose walked me to the door where I could catch a clear glimpse of her sweet face. Both girls were telling me to return during the week and try Lucy, which is of course what I had in mind with all the raves here.

Returned 5 days later, this time with a phoned in appointment to see Lucy. Given that L gets the clear nod from most reviewers here over J, I was really looking forward to this fiesta. Again I'm disappointed at first by Lucy's appearance, as I had been with J. First impression was that the "buttaface" ascribed to her here is correct. But my disappointment with Lucy did not ebb as it did with J. That's because she was very clearly in a very down mood and acted pretty peculiar really. I do bring plenty of social energy to these sessions and particularly in a first time encounter in order to make the provider feel comfortable and entertained and even good about herself. It pays dividends in quality of service. Lucy seemed overwhelmed in a bad way, her down mood no doubt driving her reaction. She never stopped studying me closely. Always staring at me intensely with a half of a Mona Lisa smile. Massaging me OK with slight tease and no effort to come across as a special provider. On the flip I asked her to get naked and she complied. I liked her body as she is a MILF or GMILF spinner. She definitely looks older to me than either Rose or Jennifer.

She started a HJ which I thought was only minimally better than standard rub and tug service. I asked for the BBBJ and she got busy with it but not very enthusiastic at all. Plenty of time left when I fired and I would have been happy to split, but she wanted to get sociable at this point. She resumed staring at me and we talked as best we could with her weak English. Something I said got through to her and she suddenly shares with me that she's bored, desperate and depressed with her life. She wants to go places and do things for fun, but she envisions doing these things with a man and can't get an American boyfriend because of her profession and weak English. Now I am starting to feel empathy and she could see that I was listening and feeling it. She probably doesn't get much reaction with this rap from most mongers, so she goes deeper and deeper with it. Doesn't take long before she actually asks if I would want to be her boyfriend. I tell her I can't because I already see a couple of girls and its all I can handle all things considered.

At this point she's curled up close to me like post-sex pillow talk. Up close at the same level her face is considerably prettier and more interesting than at a distance when she's hovering over me. No discomfort from her at all by now, just pacified by being emotionally out of sorts. Time is mercifully expired and I rise to get dressed and she just sits there on the table staring at me the entire time. I certainly accept that these providers are human and not milking machines, nor do I want them to be. So I have no problem tipping her as I did J, and would probably even see her again knowing from the reports of others here that I clearly seem to have caught her on a bad day. I have encountered my share of other Chinese MILFs in the hobby who express the same desperation. This career doesn't give them much of a life even if it does compensate some of them quite well and there's a family back home in China, though in L's case I'd think any kids would be grown and on their own. Most of them manage to maintain a happy facade and that's part of the job, but sometimes you catch them on days like this when they can't hold back the despair.[/QUOTE]

I call it the mongering human effect and I guess if you have been doing it long enough, like with most things, you start to make a connection in some form.

A similar situation happen to me just this week, where I met. Up with a provider that I have seen maybe twice and the this visit felt different. I always ask about things like how her day was, or weekend etc. Next thing you know she is cuddling with me giving me the GFE treatment, even BB. She even gave me her personal number and wanted to go go out to dinner etc. Did I mention she is my ATF. ? And she is only 26, confirmed with her passport.

I have lots to providers to share but won't share this one as I will see what evolves from this.

It goes a long way to really treat these providers with respect. There are exceptions and like with everything else, life will balance itself out. I. e. Bad service or attitude will kill off most of the clientele and with the help of this forum, we can spread the word even more.

[QUOTE=DildoBaggens;2366650]I've been there 3 times, twice with Jennifer and once with another I wasn't too impressed with, although service was adequate.

Jennifer went out of her way to be kind and conversational, which I like in a provider because it gives you a sense of importance. Her almost GFE demeanor makes one reflect more on what transpired, which gives extra value to the whole experience as well.

I try not to think to much about the human aspects that can be some what depressing, IT being a negative part of their vocation most of us realize exists sometimes.

Camel, you are that rare breed of cat that articulates much of the empathy most of us feel sometimes for the providers who service our peculiar piccodillos, which is why we should always try to show human compassion towards them, no matter what the outcome.

Baggens.[/QUOTE]

So I am new to this whole thing. Been partaking in what high card and sunshine have to offer over the past 2 months. I enjoy the simplicity of it, it is exciting and the attention given has always been a pleasant experience for me. However, I still have this cloud looming over me at the end of each visit. I always get paranoid of how clean these experiences are. Some of you guys on here seem to have been at this for awhile. Have any of you in all your experiences ever caught anything over the span of your adventures into dimly lit rooms?

Stopped by Ace first, all busy, Rose wouldn't massage again ughhh. Maxen, you are either lying or the lucky one haha.

Stopped by Sunshine, saw Luna but she said it was that time of the month LOL. GOt a fairly cute late 20's girl but she wanted 120 for FS. I laughed but she wouldn't budge so I left and got entry fee back. Luna followed me out and said she would take care of me next time. She was quote a nice time when at 123 before and 80 tips for 2 pops BBBJ, full menu inc DATY before.

LAst stop, Happy Jenny. Jenny was that "time of the month" as well. Wow 2 of 3 of our little hoes ragging. Oh well BBBJCIM with rimming. She did a great job and I liked the most is that she sucks all of it out slowly and that's about 25 mins in. Well that leaves another 30 minutes right so she massaged legs and I asked for a HJ which she happily did. Nice technique and 10 minutes later I was done. 85 dolla tip which she was complaining about. You boys have spoiled her. LOL. IMHO she is getting alittle fat in the belly. Must be all that cum nutrients.

PC out.

If you stick with AMP's and you use safe practices then the odds of you catching anything are rare. The smell test and visual inspection should be part of your routine before you endeavor in FS play. Other issues that can arise in an unclean parlor are dermatological infections, such as Scabies. I don't go to Lavender anymore because they don't use disposable covers or clean sheets. Although I've done BBBJ numerous times, I try not to let myself get too caught up in that sort of behavior. So, to answer your question, I've never caught anything at an AMP....Yet.

Street Gals have the highest rate of STD's, many of them are drug abusers and will perform risky behaviors when in need of money, plus they can service many more guys in a shift then an AMP provider, so the odds are much higher with them.


Hope this helps.

Baggens.

[QUOTE=LucidDream;2366773]So I am new to this whole thing. Been partaking in what high card and sunshine have to offer over the past 2 months. I enjoy the simplicity of it, it is exciting and the attention given has always been a pleasant experience for me. However, I still have this cloud looming over me at the end of each visit. I always get paranoid of how clean these experiences are. Some of you guys on here seem to have been at this for awhile. Have any of you in all your experiences ever caught anything over the span of your adventures into dimly lit rooms?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LucidDream;2366773]So I am new to this whole thing. Been partaking in what high card and sunshine have to offer over the past 2 months. I enjoy the simplicity of it, it is exciting and the attention given has always been a pleasant experience for me. However, I still have this cloud looming over me at the end of each visit. I always get paranoid of how clean these experiences are. Some of you guys on here seem to have been at this for awhile. Have any of you in all your experiences ever caught anything over the span of your adventures into dimly lit rooms?[/QUOTE]So far so good but I'm not a maximum risk taker. I'm good for enjoying BBBJ but in recent years I've pretty much eliminated DATY from my mongering agenda and have rarely gone BBFS and had to fight that off at Ace with one of the girls.

The most prolific STD at these MPs is colds and flu. A couple of months ago I walked out of the Hong Kong Bar in Tijuana wanting to punch myself in the head for allowing myself to be seduced into no less than 6 rounds of heavy wet makeout with 6 different adorable young chicas over several hours of in bar partying. That is just so asking for it but amazingly, I survived without a sneeze or a sniffle in the aftermath.

BBBJ is anything but risk free and I've certainly earned doses of orally transmitted clap, et al. But apparently my immune system is particularly resistant to it just as I could sleep in a bed of poison ivy when I lived on the East Coast and never catch the mildest itch. I'm fortunate that way but alert that these things change over time so I don't take my apparent "immunity" for granted.

Nevertheless, the standard bugs in SoCal still go down immediately without much fight when you bring in the antibiotics. Not so much true in places like Angeles City in the Philippines where drug resistant strains are starting to flourish and it seems logical that the time will come when the world wide players will likely bring them back to the SGV. But it seemed even more logical 20 years ago that the HIV epidemic in the gay community would break through just as powerfully into the straight community, but now we see that the risk remains miniscule for heterosexuals in North America (Africa is different) so long as one or both partners aren't IV drug users. Each distinct pool of providers carry their own distinct risks and each of us will draw our own boundaries.

Tread lightly on this topic as the site has rules which contour the discussion. In particular, as soon as the naysayers come in and shake their fingers at the risk takers, the posts will be deleted. The owner doesn't want that battle fought on this front.

[QUOTE=Pcpc1688;2367037]Stopped by Ace first, all busy, Rose wouldn't massage again ughhh. Maxen, you are either lying or the lucky one haha.

Stopped by Sunshine, saw Luna but she said it was that time of the month LOL. GOt a fairly cute late 20's girl but she wanted 120 for FS. I laughed but she wouldn't budge so I left and got entry fee back. Luna followed me out and said she would take care of me next time. She was quote a nice time when at 123 before and 80 tips for 2 pops BBBJ, full menu inc DATY before.

LAst stop, Happy Jenny. Jenny was that "time of the month" as well. Wow 2 of 3 of our little hoes ragging. Oh well BBBJCIM with rimming. She did a great job and I liked the most is that she sucks all of it out slowly and that's about 25 mins in. Well that leaves another 30 minutes right so she massaged legs and I asked for a HJ which she happily did. Nice technique and 10 minutes later I was done. 85 dolla tip which she was complaining about. You boys have spoiled her. LOL. IMHO she is getting alittle fat in the belly. Must be all that cum nutrients.

PC out.[/QUOTE]PC, Jenny was complaining that your $85 tip was inadequate or too much? I have to confess that I've been spoiling her lately because after a disappointing 2nd session with her back around October, I ventured back around the Holidays and she's turned it up to the highest gear imaginable and we've seriously bonded. In my book that earns her a $100 tip and that seems cheap knowing that some of the pretty young robots in a couple of the Baldwin Park places pout if you offer them $120 after paying a house fee more than twice as high as Happy. I hand her the hundred and she protests that its too much and tries to give back at least $20. I don't take it back but excellent customer relations for sure.

[QUOTE=TheCamel;2367086]PC, Jenny was complaining that your $85 tip was inadequate or too much? I have to confess that I've been spoiling her lately because after a disappointing 2nd session with her back around October, I ventured back around the Holidays and she's turned it up to the highest gear imaginable and we've seriously bonded. In my book that earns her a $100 tip and that seems cheap knowing that some of the pretty young robots in a couple of the Baldwin Park places pout if you offer them $120 after paying a house fee more than twice as high as Happy. I hand her the hundred and she protests that its too much and tries to give back at least $20. I don't take it back but excellent customer relations for sure.[/QUOTE]She said she wanted more at least a benji. And I said that's it dear for today dear maybe more next time. Still $120 out the door with no pussy involved and her tits were tender that was my max. I'm not repeating due to this buts that me boys, you can go for it.

I like her but,. There is as good out there for less IMHO.

Sunshine was a total TURN off with that little greedy hoe. I will check out LUNA after her period. LOL She was worth the 80 tip for 2 pops attitude similar to J and nicer bod.

I still like L at Ace and J as well. I couldn't smooze Rose to save me life either and Im sure that's a sweet peepee hole

PC out.

Last week visited the oft mentioned Happy Jenny. 25 door for a half. Can agree, she is a bit rounder these days, but then I suppose she's pretty content considering how well she's done of late. Delivered a meticulous rim, per usual. I always go BBBJCIM, and received another great one. Like aforementioned, took her time during the pop. Always remarks that "it's quite a lot" which I get from most providers, not sure if it's true or a common compliment. Forget if I tipped 60 or 70, likely the latter due to the rim.

Yesterday decided to try something less experienced, a joint brought up only once on here from what I can gather. It's a block or two west of 123.35 front fee, seemed different from most places with the Chinese fellow in the front speaking with the hostess casually the whole time and the fact that there was a full sink in my massage room. I get more of a legit vibe from the place. My masseuse was dressed in a way that accentuated her curves but was still not too different from what a legit masseuse may wear. Looked like she had a nice butt and a huge rack.

The massage was better than most of these joints but still below out and out legit places I frequent. Lots of head massage. She kept asking if this was okay, which may have been a hint at extras. There was some light teasing. Eventually we pushed through on the subject of extras, to which she mentioned HE was available for an additional fee. I'm guessing she doesn't do this with every client? Her skills were below average in this department. Probably wouldn't recommend though if there were more available I wouldn't mind seeing her again. Tipped 40.

Only have had chance to try high card and sunshine. Hi card first time was with Jenny, enjoyed it but not too fond on the looks. Second time I had Katy, enjoyed time spent as well as her looks being better. Had some random girl at sunshine, didn't even catch her name, unfortunately didn't get to choose from a line up like I walked in expecting to be able to. What would you say are some or your favorite providers at these places based off looks and performance. From my experience, my best so far has been Katy.

Camel,



God forbid you ever catch anything, but Let's just hope you never get an STD from a provider named Ivy.

[QUOTE=TheCamel;2367073]So far so good but I'm not a maximum risk taker. I'm good for enjoying BBBJ but in recent years I've pretty much eliminated DATY from my mongering agenda and have rarely gone BBFS and had to fight that off at Ace with one of the girls.

The most prolific STD at these MPs is colds and flu. A couple of months ago I walked out of the Hong Kong Bar in Tijuana wanting to punch myself in the head for allowing myself to be seduced into no less than 6 rounds of heavy wet makeout with 6 different adorable young chicas over several hours of in bar partying. That is just so asking for it but amazingly, I survived without a sneeze or a sniffle in the aftermath.

BBBJ is anything but risk free and I've certainly earned doses of orally transmitted clap, et al. But apparently my immune system is particularly resistant to it just as I could sleep in a bed of poison ivy when I lived on the East Coast and never catch the mildest itch. I'm fortunate that way but alert that these things change over time so I don't take my apparent "immunity" for granted.

Nevertheless, the standard bugs in SoCal still go down immediately without much fight when you bring in the antibiotics. Not so much true in places like Angeles City in the Philippines where drug resistant strains are starting to flourish and it seems logical that the time will come when the world wide players will likely bring them back to the SGV. But it seemed even more logical 20 years ago that the HIV epidemic in the gay community would break through just as powerfully into the straight community, but now we see that the risk remains miniscule for heterosexuals in North America (Africa is different) so long as one or both partners aren't IV drug users. Each distinct pool of providers carry their own distinct risks and each of us will draw our own boundaries.

Tread lightly on this topic as the site has rules which contour the discussion. In particular, as soon as the naysayers come in and shake their fingers at the risk takers, the posts will be deleted. The owner doesn't want that battle fought on this front.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DildoBaggens;]Camel,



God forbid you ever catch anything, but Let's just hope you never get an STD from a provider named Ivy.[/QUOTE]LOL Baggens! 2 bubbles burst for the cost of 1 nail.

Hey fellow mongers.

After trying out to catch up with L**a (had been a couple of times at the joint after our 1st meeting with no luck) today dropped to the MP where I had met her the 1st time and she was the one that greeted me!

Since the time I met her I went for the 1/2 hr massage, I figured this time might be different fun and went for the whole hour.

After giving her 2 Jacksons she took me to a room where I got undress and waited for her. When she came in I gently hugged her and kissed her on the cheek.

She asked me to lay down which I did and she did basically did the same massage as the 1st time (if interested in more details read my previous post on her).

I was hoping this time to go further with her so when she asked me to flip I went for her twins and she freed them for me and I took her pants down. So far so good, from here she got some oil and went to work on JR with a very sexy HJ but I was hoping more could be had. Don't know if this is as far as she'll go.

On a positive note she played with Jr and had it caress her twins a couple of times which was very exciting / sexy for me.

After popping she massage my face / skull and feet.

Total damage was 95 (35 entry + 60 tip).

Don't know if I want to keep pursuing her for the whole enchilada since this place has curtains instead of doors so maybe FS is not on the menu but then again she's got such a hot bod that when I think of her JR want to try again LOL.

Mondo.

P.S. If any of the mongers that asked for info on her has had better results than me please send me a PM with the info.

I had President's Day off, so I started with a robust 5-mile run, made a spinach and cheese omelet and headed out to Baldwin Park. Yeah, it's 50 minutes from my home in OC, but hey, Garden Grove is 25 minutes from the coast, so it's really not that much further. This time I visited Healing Therapy, where I had been twice before in late December, once with Yumi, the beauty who was FKA Coco at Golden Day Massage in Garden Grove, and the following morning with Jenny, another Korean hottie.

The frail mamasan recognized me, grabbed my ass and said "long time, no see. " I joked that it had been far too long since I had been able to gaze upon her beauty and grabbed her bag-o-bones ass in return. She rewarded me with Kathy, who is a very pretty, curvy thin Korean hottie. Maybe not quite as gorgeous as Yumi, but damn close. And her service is very similar to Yumi's, too, so if you want the details, you can look up my December report of Yumi to see what it was also like with Kathy.

But the one thing I didn't get with Yumi, that Kathy provided (as did Jenny), was some nice rimming. After getting that from Jenny the day after I saw Yumi in December, I started reading RubMaps report on this place and realized that a good percentage of the Healing Therapy girlies are into it. After all, at this place you get a nice table shower and they scrub your back door with enthusiasm. So the key is to lie face-down with your legs spread out somewhat when you go back to your room, and they'll go to town.

Kathy got right to it this morning, and then when I got up on my knees she traveled from back door to nuts to wiener, attempting a reverse BBBJ. Well, my friends, despite the fact that I'm not a young buck anymore, my southern soldier still believes he's 25, and he just doesn't bend back that way. So I made it easier for her and flipped over so she could give me a quality BBBJ.

I returned the favor and lavished a good licking upon her, which she duly appreciated, followed by jumping off the table to position wicked willy in her mouth again for more BBBJ and then having her expertly apply the cover with her pretty painted lips.

From there, it was almost an instant replay of my time with Cherry yesterday, except that since Kathy is hotter, I didn't last quite as long. And since her starfish is picture perfect, I thought I'the see if she was amenable to thumb insertion while we were in doggie, but no such luck. However, she was fine with a little starfish exterior massage, so it was still more than pleasurable.

Again, this was the total KAMP experience, with her hot-toweling me off, bringing me mouth wash, lots of smooching (but sadly no DFK) and dressing me before bidding me adieu. $40 h / f; and me laying out 5 $20's on the table without being requested to do so.

My hope is that when California experiences the next BIG ONE, a few of these top KAMPs that are currently outside our OC boundaries will slide on in to within a few miles of my domicile. And then I'll go broke – smiling all the way.