Mia at KMS (no PoPo, much)
I got an early start and got to Kissimmee Massage Spa (KMS) right at their 9:00am opening time. Door was unlocked and I waited in the lobby for probably 20-40 seconds before Mia came out from the back. I asked for an hour and had the requisite amount in hand, but her story was that the "other girl" was out shopping and she was the only one there, so she first suggested 45 minutes, then quickly went to 30 minutes, suggesting they would be busy. I pointed at the monitor and said to her "But I'm the only one here!" But she contended they would get busy over the course of a full hour, so, I peeled 40 off my stack and handed her the remaining 60+140 (200 total) for a half hour. I know they'll often give you 45 minutes for that amount, but I didn't want to quibble.
Regarding Mia: Good looking enough (not gorgeous), sort of a plain figure (not fat, but no hourglass either), with an enhanced rack where they "pad" it behind the mucle so the natural tissue is up front where you can feel it. Service was subdued, by KMS / NDS / King standards with a very quick B2 B slide, very short BBBJ in the shower, but no TUMA and not much overall enthusiasm. In the room, there was the typical BBBJ, DATY, and Mish (again, no TUMA nor any play in that region at all), and I still had time for a soothing back rub. I'd give the experience a grade of a B, whereas the legends (Tiffany, Chloe, Mona, others) most always earn an A from me.
Due to recent reports here, I kept an eye out for LEO cars. There were NONE anywhere near the AMP building, however, I note that the signage on their front door still says they open at 9:30am, even though I was told 9:00am when I called days earlier, so maybe local LEO figured there was no reason to perch anywhere nearby if they weren't (supposedly) open yet, assuming LEO would have been reading the door. With my foreknowledge of the actual open time, I was first in the door and, in the 40 minutes I was in the building, no other clients showed up.
Regarding OTHER presence by LEO: In consideration of where I drive FROM, I approach Kissimmee on John Young Parkway from the SOUTH (the hinterlands) and Google Maps kindly advised me of numerous reports of a single SPEED TRAP just south of the large overpass going over the railroad tracks, or about 1. 3 miles south of KMS. I witnessed two city LEO cars with lights flashing and cars stopped (both on the opposing side of the road going southbound), another city LEO car sitting in a parking lot a short distance north of that overpass (0. 9 miles from KMS) on the northbound side with a radar/laser gun pointed back at my traffic direction (I was wisely and carefully observing the posted speed limits), and then two more cars tooling around the area, and even one car seeming to wander the parking lot at the shopping center across the street from KMS. None of that seemed focused on the AMP and none of that bothered me in the least, however, there apparently WAS another reason for so many in the area (writing traffic tickets).
Looks like everyone is open on north side
Everyone seems to have their open signs lit up on the north side. Pine, Magic, CB, Tokyo all the winter Park ones. Natural has it on but looks dead.
The new big place on 1792 in fern park is now open too. Anyone tried it yet? When I drove by yesterday the parking lot had a half dozen cars. Looks like they have rooms on the second floor.
You can't make this stuff up.
[QUOTE=NorthWestWind;4823257]Awkward!
I showed up for a massage at a place known for providing a few extra services. I was told that a very pretty new girl would be my therapist. I undressed, got on the table and a few minutes later my cousin walks in.[/QUOTE]Best. Post. Ever! Thanks for a great laugh. You'll have to update us when the holidays roll around.