Massage Parlor Reports

After being locked out in Benjamin's town I went to suite A over there in AZ. I never can keep the 2 straight. Low and behold their door was locked also. I started thinking there was some kind of AMP convention in town or something. I stumbled over the the other AZ city and it was locked as well so I rang the bell and Lilly answered. I know I have seen reports on here about one of the girls there sanitizing your hand before she put it in never never land, but I couldn't remember what her name was. Anyway she stripped the yoga pants and top and lay next to me on the bed and encouraged roaming. Man her wok was tight, tight, tight. Anyway I only brought limited funds so I ad to stay to my roots. I will return no doubt. Only down side is hearing the telemarketers arguing through the walls. T sounded like rec time in the yard.

[QUOTE=Indy420;3216146]Got the palindrome figured out. Thanks to everyone for the help. I'll be visiting in the next couple weeks and will review.

Question: Do you guys have much luck with half hour sessions or is it best to go with a full hour?[/QUOTE]Dude I am still sitting here trying to figure out the code but no luck at all can you please pm or something.

[QUOTE=Tdi200;3217043]Dude I am still sitting here trying to figure out the code but no luck at all can you please pm or something.[/QUOTE]Welcome to the Forum. Read the Forum (RTFF). You will learn a lot about being new and asking for intel. Learn from reading the Forums, visit a few locations, and report back to the Forum. Earn your credentials before begging for intel. Good luck!

[QUOTE=TheBlindman;3217834]Welcome to the Forum. Read the Forum (RTFF). You will learn a lot about being new and asking for intel. Learn from reading the Forums, visit a few locations, and report back to the Forum. Earn your credentials before begging for intel. Good luck![/QUOTE]I had already started to move this to the prickyard and let loose the minute I saw this earlier. You were much more civil than I was going to be. The problem with this one is that his question was answered to all but the dimmest bulbs in the last day. Take the posts and browse the BP ads for two minutes then plug it into your GPS, and no, not the GoldenPussySyndrome kind (figured I had better spell it out completely) , since you may not be able to get out of your driveway without it and go visit. I will quit now before I say what I really think, even the Prickyard might not take that.

[QUOTE=TheBlindman;3217834]Welcome to the Forum. Read the Forum (RTFF). You will learn a lot about being new and asking for intel. Learn from reading the Forums, visit a few locations, and report back to the Forum. Earn your credentials before begging for intel. Good luck![/QUOTE]Thank you I will put in more effort in the forum and its my first time being a hobbyist.

I visited Ben's place. Probably the cutest girl I have seen at a AMP. Which isn't saying much as I have only visited a hand full. The massage was above average. And it was a standard finish. She seems to me to be willing to offer more as I was allowed to roam everywhere. I will repeat.

This was a first at the spot by the old Muff shop. Have always left happy til two nights ago. Didn't understand name because I couldn't understand her. Massage sucked but too bad she didn't not even a touch.

First off I have had 2 massages by her in hopes of finding a hidden menu but no luck yet. She doesn't even register on the AMP scale as she is way hotter and younger than any I've seen but I don't think she does any favors. Maybe one of you fuckers has cracked her code LOL any history with this hottie?

[QUOTE=PlmCaoyf;3220024]First off I have had 2 massages by her in hopes of finding a hidden menu but no luck yet. She doesn't even register on the AMP scale as she is way hotter and younger than any I've seen but I don't think she does any favors. Maybe one of you fuckers has cracked her code LOL any history with this hottie?[/QUOTE]Pretty sure she's been reviewed before as absolutely positively zero chance of any extras.

Imagine the money and disappointment people could avoid if they read the forum. Then imagine how much more helpful the forum would be, if all the people who ask for info also posted reviews.

Boggles the mind.

[QUOTE=Jjbee62;3220155]Pretty sure she's been reviewed before as absolutely positively zero chance of any extras.

Imagine the money and disappointment people could avoid if they read the forum. Then imagine how much more helpful the forum would be, if all the people who ask for info also posted reviews.

Boggles the mind.[/QUOTE]I like a challenge and have always learned the hard way.

Was shopping at Meijer the other day for some spring break supplies for the beach when I felt a knot in my back that needed some work. Went in and was met by YuYu and elected for a half hour. The massage was actually really good. Lots of teasing and no problem with roaming through the clothes. Hot towel before the flip. Standard HE on the flip with nice technique. The best part was that she continued the great massage for another 10 minutes. Standard charges for hhr.

[QUOTE=PlmCaoyf;3220193]I like a challenge and have always learned the hard way.[/QUOTE]It might be an expensive lesson. There are providers who have hidden menus and then there are those who don't but who will open up after you establish a relationship and IF they are attracted to you (for whatever reason). The latter takes a serious investment of time and effort. I won't say which of those Luna is. Having said that I'm anxiously awaiting the report you bring back to this forum. By the way, I agree that she is off the scale in "hotness" but I believe she is probably older than you think she is.

Didn't have much time and needed a quick fix so decided to try AMP style. Drove by this location near 34 & HS called MS. Opted for 40 hh. 7/10 on the AMP scale. Massage was ok at best. Nothing on the flip. I guess it was my vibrant looks and personality. Done with this one.

Made another trip to Ben's today saw same girl as first time. She said her name was Lily. She remembered me from my last visit massage was same as last time. On flip lots of teasing and some extra playing on my chest also let me meet and play with the twins with no restriction.

New to the thread and a new hobbyists. Started a couple of months ago. I've just been sticking to NW side of town. Haven't cracked the code yet, but I'll tell you my experiences. Went to the flower place on 86th and struck out. Next I went to the heavenly place to see some angels, first time got LyLy decent massage, took care of me on the flip, went back a couple weeks later got Sophie she offered no additional services. I also visited a new water place on 56th, but struck out.

I know the Meijer on Southport Road but since there are so many and I know you don't mean that one how about a clue or a PM.

[QUOTE=SafeGuy47;3220516]Was shopping at Meijer the other day for some spring break supplies for the beach when I felt a knot in my back that needed some work. Went in and was met by YuYu and elected for a half hour. The massage was actually really good. Lots of teasing and no problem with roaming through the clothes. Hot towel before the flip. Standard HE on the flip with nice technique. The best part was that she continued the great massage for another 10 minutes. Standard charges for hhr.[/QUOTE]

Went to bash a couple weeks ago. Didn't get anywhere. Maybe next time?

I believe it is our fair city's newest Meijer. On the same street as a store that sells the wine of ghengas. Northsiders know.

[QUOTE=Stnick62;3221139]I know the Meijer on Southport Road but since there are so many and I know you don't mean that one how about a clue or a PM.[/QUOTE]

Going to Delila's again because you saw some ads featuring new candy at 2717 and expecting to come away happy.

Got palindrome figured out and will going tomorrow, a long lunch sounds like a good idea. Anyone been there have a name I should ask for?

Hello everyone. Long time lurker, first time poster. Have been to a few AMP's in the past with nothing but a handshake at the end. After reading some posts on here I decided that I wanted to try the muffler shop. Taking a few hours with these posts, backpage and Google maps I finally deciphered the code and realized I'd been there before only under different management. I took the plunge and tried my luck again. The lady I had my visit with sd her name was Rebecca and that pretty much confirmed I was in the right place. I chose the hr and as the things got underway she didn't have issues with my roaming hands. On the flip she started playing with my nipples so I started to rub her covered ones, then she pulled them out. Started pinching them a little and she offers to take her top and bra off. Well of course I said ok. Nice breasts. Not too big not too small. Then down came her pants. Nice trim job on the Bush and allows my fingers to take a stroll. She leans over and allows me to breastfeed while my fingers were still walking. Still only finished with the handshake. This time. She finishes the massage with a nice foot rub and a hot towel. Was not offered the table shower but did discuss more options on the next visit. She wasn't as good looking as I expected from reading on here but is pretty and slim. Will repeat and update if more happens in visits to com. Overall cost was. 60 for the hr and. 8 tip. Overall not a bad experience.

[QUOTE=Stnick62;3221139]I know the Meijer on Southport Road but since there are so many and I know you don't mean that one how about a clue or a PM.[/QUOTE]There were more clues than just Meijer in that post. He wasn't talking about the Beach just because he thought we cared about why he was shopping at Meijer.

Stopped by the muffler shop since it has been getting some attention lately. I drew Lily, who is older but good with makeup and has a pretty good rack and she gave me a decent massage. On the flip she offered a pretty open menu. I opted for the french lesson for $, which she requested up front. I was very disappointed when she came back with a sheet of saran wrap and started to do her thing. As expected, the saran wrap was awful, but damn if she didn't put in the effort. Without the cover I'm pretty sure it would have been the best AMP BJ ever. When she realized the cover just wasn't going to get me there, she switched over to some hand action. This, gentlemen, is where it's at with this girl. She gave me one of the best HJs I've ever had.

All in all, I'd go back, but only to see the other girl Lance was talking about. Old Chinese ladies aren't really my thing.

I also saw Lisa at H the other day. Really good AMP BBBJ, but she wants $. 4 for it, which is crazy. I've never had an AMP BJ come close to an escort BJ.

[QUOTE=Dracos;3221861]Stopped by the muffler shop since it has been getting some attention lately. I drew Lily, who is older but good with makeup and has a pretty good rack and she gave me a decent massage. On the flip she offered a pretty open menu. I opted for the french lesson for $, which she requested up front. I was very disappointed when she came back with a sheet of saran wrap and started to do her thing. As expected, the saran wrap was awful, but damn if she didn't put in the effort. Without the cover I'm pretty sure it would have been the best AMP BJ ever. When she realized the cover just wasn't going to get me there, she switched over to some hand action. This, gentlemen, is where it's at with this girl. She gave me one of the best HJs I've ever had.

All in all, I'd go back, but only to see the other girl Lance was talking about. Old Chinese ladies aren't really my thing.

I also saw Lisa at H the other day. Really good AMP BBBJ, but she wants $. 4 for it, which is crazy. I've never had an AMP BJ come close to an escort BJ.[/QUOTE]You either go to better escorts or worse AMPs than I used to.

Are they still in the same location as before the shut down?

Man that girl on my dreams was the girl from my dreams! Not sure what else is avail yet other than standard he but she if gorgeous!

I was out and about over the weekend and noticed a small open light on that screamed PC. This place use to deal with ram / bios / fans. Did they open quietly without advertising?

So I went in and the older mechanic greeted me. Go in to one of the rooms. She gets in there and I get the typical inspection while face down. Blah blah blah. She gets to the rear and starts by jangling my fuzzy dice. Warm wax. Flip. That's when she noticed the piston needed to be lubed. She gets to work and quickly discovers that the faster she works, the more the piston will leak. The look on her face was priceless when the piston erupted everywhere, including her mouth. Under her breath, I could hear her say "Holy Shit!" She goes to another room and you could hear gargling. Presto, the piston is fixed and I'm back on the road!

Well I'm not good at cracking codes but I believe I know bens place is south of the circle. If that's the case, 5/10 on AMP scale it amazing technique on the he. Would love some help on the palindrome and the muffler shop. Clues? Thanks. Will report back.

[QUOTE=Wick96;3224168]Well I'm not good at cracking codes but I believe I know bens place is south of the circle. If that's the case, 5/10 on AMP scale it amazing technique on the he. Would love some help on the palindrome and the muffler shop. Clues? Thanks. Will report back.[/QUOTE]I guess that depends on which circle and how far South. Re Palindrome, consider the.

Clues:

West of the Mountains.

Palindrome: forwards=backwards (ie, ABBA, 2442,5445, etc).

Studio 54.

Numeric.

Part of the fun of this forum is cracking the codes. Doing a little research, checking Back Page, comparing google maps. Really I have found the hints are here and the other tools good enough to find all the famous spots. Look at it this way, they are like a prize but you need to put a little work into it to be rewarded! Happy hunting on both fronts!

I really miss this spot. I always asked for Sandy. She gave a GREAT massage and I always left happy. Really I think I would of kept going just for the massage. On a side note it seems all the talent around here has something against a razor. I really just wish one time I could find one who was well manicured. Any suggestions on a spot where the landscape is kept nice and trim?

[QUOTE=Wick96;3224168]Well I'm not good at cracking codes but I believe I know bens place is south of the circle. If that's the case, 5/10 on AMP scale it amazing technique on the he. Would love some help on the palindrome and the muffler shop. Clues? Thanks. Will report back.[/QUOTE]The codes are based on several different things. Here's a list:

Word association- If someone mentions "heaven" what words would you associate with heaven? Saint, halo, angel. Are there any AMPs advertising with a name or street that might be a match?

Landmarks- something near the AMP is easy to spot. This is a little harder, because you need to know where all the AMPs are at on the map. Then you just open up Google Maps, type in "muffler shop" and look for an AMP located by a muffler shop.

Proximity- this only applies to one that I know of and I'll partly give the answer. There used to be an AMP named Phoenix. The name has changed a few times and they don't always advertise. Then another AMP, which does currently advertise, opened up in the same complex. Someone dubbed it Tucson. If you physically go to the different AMPs and find 2 of those tell-tale "open" signs, you'll figure it out.

Address- Maybe it's just the number (or hint, hint, letter) of the suite, maybe the street address is a palindrome. Maybe the street name itself is they key.

It's not supposed to be too easy. You're supposed to go out and look. Look through CL and BP, remember where they all are. When you're in the area, drive by, check it out, read the name. Ariel? Now why does that sound familiar.

This is how you will finally crack the codes. By going out, handing over your $40 or $60 and getting your ass on the table. Your experience is what matters, not the guy who went, popped twice and had a taco for lunch. If you walk in the door expecting a repeat of the last review, you're probably going to be disappointed.

[QUOTE=Jjbee62;3225983]The codes are based on several different things. Here's a list:

Word association- If someone mentions "heaven" what words would you associate with heaven? Saint, halo, angel. Are there any AMPs advertising with a name or street that might be a match?

Landmarks- something near the AMP is easy to spot. This is a little harder, because you need to know where all the AMPs are at on the map. Then you just open up Google Maps, type in "muffler shop" and look for an AMP located by a muffler shop.

Proximity- this only applies to one that I know of and I'll partly give the answer. There used to be an AMP named Phoenix. The name has changed a few times and they don't always advertise. Then another AMP, which does currently advertise, opened up in the same complex. Someone dubbed it Tucson. If you physically go to the different AMPs and find 2 of those tell-tale "open" signs, you'll figure it out.

Address- Maybe it's just the number (or hint, hint, letter) of the suite, maybe the street address is a palindrome. Maybe the street name itself is they key.

It's not supposed to be too easy. You're supposed to go out and look. Look through CL and BP, remember where they all are. When you're in the area, drive by, check it out, read the name. Ariel? Now why does that sound familiar.

This is how you will finally crack the codes. By going out, handing over your $40 or $60 and getting your ass on the table. Your experience is what matters, not the guy who went, popped twice and had a taco for lunch. If you walk in the door expecting a repeat of the last review, you're probably going to be disappointed.[/QUOTE]Good post and well said.

Hello all,

I'm really new here. Learning all about stuff after finding this site. Kudos on the cleaver coding. I know I should just go and try one and report back, but I wanted I hadn't seen reviews on the AMP by the Sports bar. I hope my ask doesn't "Bug" syou too much. Thanks in advance.

Went to Ben's place and drew Lilly. I am making this report because I tried something different that she offers. There are hand rails on the ceiling of the room and I asked her about them and she promptly showed me by massaging my back and legs with her feet. If you are looking for deep tissue and your old bones can take it, I suggest it. I'm a beginner AARP member so I'm still pretty solid. Ha.

Wow just seen backpage started censoring their adult sections like escorts and so on. States due to federal ruling. Big brother always trying to tell us what we need and don't need.

Signed in, was greeted by the blonde, then drew the older / heavier dark haired one. Cute in the face though.

Took the 30, probably one of the best massages I've had. She didn't say a word. Roaming was not on the menu, standard conclusion.

Worth a return either way.

Thanks to BP's choice to censor their adult section. Escorts, Independents, Scammers and Ripoff artists are now posting on the massage page, There were 75 ad's at the time of this post!

Time to see Niki at the Law Office, great massage although limited extras.

Visited today and drew the older chick who isn't the young blonde hottie. Didn't catch a name. Did a hhr. Decent massage, functional HE, minimal OTC roaming but got hands slapped when reaching for the twins. Will repeat to try out the blonde, caught a glimpse of her on the way out. Super cute but her voice sounded like Betty Boop and that might be a turnoff.

Stay safe, gents.