Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Slyasafox;4520616]I saw some good post about here a couple weeks ago. I didn't bother to check any updated posts. I wish I had. This place was an absolute waste of money. The front store really smelled bad. It was over powering.

I went in and saw an old lady, (she was really old) and assumed it was Lisa. I was all excited and ready for a good time, I paid for an hour hoping to have a good massage as well as a good time. I was given a pretty bad table shower, the water was cold and the table shower was moldy. The back actually smelled like someone was cleaning but they skipped the entire front of the store and they didn't get the mold off the table shower.

After about 15 minutes of poor massage skills and several interruptions from people repeatedly coming in and out she asked for me to turn over. I was a little unhappy from the poor massage and all the interruptions but I was really excited looking forward to what's coming next. I asked for everything and was told $200. Seriously, $200 for this old lady. Not a chance. We haggled for at least 5 minutes and finally settled on $120 for a BJ. I was pretty much turned off already from all the hard selling that was going on it took a minute to get excited again when she started complaining I was taking too long. She finally started sucking (covered, she refused to go uncovered) for a minute and then immediately switched to using her hand. I reminded her I paid $120 for a BJ, not a HJ. She told me I was taking too long. Seriously, it was like 1 minute or less. Are you kidding me. What was the breaking point. She farted while rubbing me. It wasn't exactly quiet She apologized but how rude is that Then the smell hit me, it smelled so bad I couldn't take it. I immediately jumped up and dressed and took off.

Absolutely worst experience I've ever had. What a dump, never again.[/QUOTE]Sorry for your bad experience, but that was a funny story. Stay safe.

[QUOTE=Slyasafox;4520616]I saw some good post about here a couple weeks ago. I didn't bother to check any updated posts. I wish I had. This place was an absolute waste of money. The front store really smelled bad. It was over powering.

I went in and saw an old lady, (she was really old) and assumed it was Lisa. I was all excited and ready for a good time, I paid for an hour hoping to have a good massage as well as a good time. I was given a pretty bad table shower, the water was cold and the table shower was moldy. The back actually smelled like someone was cleaning but they skipped the entire front of the store and they didn't get the mold off the table shower.

After about 15 minutes of poor massage skills and several interruptions from people repeatedly coming in and out she asked for me to turn over. I was a little unhappy from the poor massage and all the interruptions but I was really excited looking forward to what's coming next. I asked for everything and was told $200. Seriously, $200 for this old lady. Not a chance. We haggled for at least 5 minutes and finally settled on $120 for a BJ. I was pretty much turned off already from all the hard selling that was going on it took a minute to get excited again when she started complaining I was taking too long. She finally started sucking (covered, she refused to go uncovered) for a minute and then immediately switched to using her hand. I reminded her I paid $120 for a BJ, not a HJ. She told me I was taking too long. Seriously, it was like 1 minute or less. Are you kidding me. What was the breaking point. She farted while rubbing me. It wasn't exactly quiet She apologized but how rude is that Then the smell hit me, it smelled so bad I couldn't take it. I immediately jumped up and dressed and took off.

Absolutely worst experience I've ever had. What a dump, never again.[/QUOTE]That really was some funny story!! Is why I haven't visited any AMP in years as never can understand them and the attendants smell like onions or some weird food combination food and / or BO. No thank you! I remember long time ago at Pine Tree I actually fell asleep after the mainevent and Momma San came in whip snapping a wet towel on my bare ass yelling "you go now". AMP hustle not for me.

I hear about The Ritz, 6 Shops, etc. What's the deal with Gemini? What services are provided and is it similar to the other places as far as the payment?

[QUOTE=PackMan3;4523517]I hear about The Ritz, 6 Shops, etc. What's the deal with Gemini? What services are provided and is it similar to the other places as far as the payment?[/QUOTE]Gemini is good for sure. Some good looking, curvy girls. I always get an awesome TJ from either Cassidy or Gia, the two bustiest girls there. $. 4 gets you BJ and $$ gets you everything. Definitely like this place, Cassidy is my favorite her tits are unreal and huge.

Anyone have any providers they have seen recently with a milking table? Surrounding Tampa area?

[QUOTE=JbKicks1990;4524623]Gemini is good for sure. Some good looking, curvy girls. I always get an awesome TJ from either Cassidy or Gia, the two bustiest girls there. $. 4 gets you BJ and $$ gets you everything. Definitely like this place, Cassidy is my favorite her tits are unreal and huge.[/QUOTE]Heard good things about this place. Do they have a website can you provide a link?? Please PM me with address / location. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Brownscott69;4525029]Anyone have any providers they have seen recently with a milking table? Surrounding Tampa area?[/QUOTE]Haven't seen her but her ad claims that she has one:

[URL]https://tampa.rubratings.com/149895[/URL]

[URL]https://www.adultlook.com/p/3100405/picture/8663027[/URL]

Anyone have info on this one.

[QUOTE=Vaquero69;4525216]Heard good things about this place. Do they have a website can you provide a link?? Please PM me with address / location. Thanks.[/QUOTE][URL]Geminitampa.com[/URL]

[QUOTE=Vaquero69;4525216]Heard good things about this place. Do they have a website can you provide a link?? Please PM me with address / location. Thanks.[/QUOTE][URL]https://geminitampa.com/[/URL]

[QUOTE=JbKicks1990;4525675][URL]Geminitampa.com[/URL][/QUOTE]Thanks. Found it actually went the other day and saw Gia very good experience very nice curvy Latina very accommodating. Place was clean everything covered no haggling like some if other reviews imply. F / S is $$ a little pricey but compared to other shops. Started out as a strip tease or modeling session and then the fun began. I'll repeat every once in awhile to do change it up and stick with Lavender or even The 6 Shops as visits are less expensive basically for the same relief.

Any intel on Pure Massage Riverview? Please pm.

Anyone have info? I know she used to have an ad on CL.

[URL]https://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/-Suliwan[/URL]

Got off work early so thought I'd treat myself to a massage. Got there and was met by Candy. Paid for an hour.

She asked if I wanted a shower, and I did, as it was shown on the rate card. Was led to the shower room and proceeded to get squeaky clean.

During the shower the doorbell went off twice. She told me to go lie down on the table. Laid down on the table, fully prepped for a massage et al.

After a two minute massage, she asked if we can do only 1/2 hour since she had customers waiting. I agreed. Two more minutes and she had me flip over and started.

Giving Mini Me kisses on the forehead. A few minutes later, I was done. She bolted out of the room to get the next client.

I tipped her $20, and she was insulted. I pointed out that I paid for an hour, was there 20 min and no real massage. What did she expect?

If I go back would request someone else. Prob won't be going back, as HR is same distance for me.

[QUOTE=Meguta;4528963]Anyone have info? I know she used to have an ad on CL.

[URL]https://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/-Suliwan[/URL][/QUOTE]She doesn't work anymore, unless things have changed?

Well my first posting on here and unfortunately it has to be something not good. I paid a visit to Yoshiko Spa today (the one on Kennedy) and I think I'm screwed.

I've been to a couple places recently and have really just started going to all the different places in town. I'm fairly new to the area and I'm still exploring all the different places.

This was my first time going to this place and I wasn't impressed. I've been to several other places and had much better service at better prices I'm not going into any detail as you'll understand why later in this post. Lets just say I wouldn't come back just based on the service and quality.

Now comes the main reason for my post. When I pulled out of the parking lot I saw what I thought was an you / c cop car at the shell gas station just next to them on Lois ave. The car sped out and immediately got behind me. I made a right hand turn and they turned and pulled me over. 3 plain cloths guys get out and the guy tells me he was pulling me over for not using me turn signal for the turn (that's bullshit, I had my turn signal on. He said it wasn't on long enough. Such bullshit). He asked for license and registration. While he was back at this car the other 2 came over and said they wanted to talk to me. They immediately started grilling me about going from the Spa. They asked me all kinds of questions about what I did. How much I paid, how much I tipped. They wanted to know everything. They said they know what goes on in there and they just kept grilling. I answered very basically. I said I had a 1 hour massage and I gave a $15.00 tip. They asked a lot of specific questions if I had certain things done. I said absolutely not. The 3rd guy came back and returned my stuff and said I was just getting a warning for the turn signal. One of them said I'm lucky I'm not going to jail for solicitation. He told me not to return there and that's it. They got in the car and left. They had me stopped for what seemed like forever but it was probably 15 minutes. Now I know for a fact I wasn't pulled over because of my turn signal. Somethings going on there. I don't even want to drive on Kennedy any more. Stay safe.

[QUOTE=LuvJackShack;4529473]She doesn't work anymore, unless things have changed?[/QUOTE]Well the ad was labeled "New" when I first saw it. May see her later this week.

[QUOTE=Stepup;4529519]\They asked a lot of specific questions if I had certain things done. I said absolutely not. The 3rd guy came back and returned my stuff and said I was just getting a warning for the turn signal. One of them said I'm lucky I'm not going to jail for solicitation. He told me not to return there and that's it. They got in the car and left. They had me stopped for what seemed like forever but it was probably 15 minutes. Now I know for a fact I wasn't pulled over because of my turn signal. Somethings going on there. I don't even want to drive on Kennedy any more. Stay safe.[/QUOTE]I can see how that would be scary. You didn't do anything wrong but here's how I would of handled it. I hobby and mentally prepared for such situation if they were to happen. Pull over, hand the cop your Drivers Licence, Insurance, and Registration. No matter what they say or ask "tell them you have nothing further to say. " They could huff and puff and make threats but hold your ground "I have nothing further to say".

[QUOTE=Meguta;4528963]Anyone have info? I know she used to have an ad on CL.

[URL]https://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/-Suliwan[/URL][/QUOTE]Wow I would sure like to know if this is true. I would love to see her again!

If anyone has any info please feel free to PM me. Seen her many times and reconnecting would be great!

[QUOTE=JbKicks1990;4524623]Gemini is good for sure. Some good looking, curvy girls. I always get an awesome TJ from either Cassidy or Gia, the two bustiest girls there. $. 4 gets you BJ and $$ gets you everything. Definitely like this place, Cassidy is my favorite her tits are unreal and huge.[/QUOTE]Is the BJ covered?

[QUOTE=StepUp;4529519]Well my first posting on here and unfortunately it has to be something not good. I paid a visit to Yoshiko Spa today (the one on Kennedy) and I think I'm screwed.

I've been to a couple places recently and have really just started going to all the different places in town. I'm fairly new to the area and I'm still exploring all the different places.

This was my first time going to this place and I wasn't impressed. I've been to several other places and had much better service at better prices I'm not going into any detail as you'll understand why later in this post. Lets just say I wouldn't come back just based on the service and quality.

Now comes the main reason for my post. When I pulled out of the parking lot I saw what I thought was an you / c cop car at the shell gas station just next to them on Lois ave. The car sped out and immediately got behind me. I made a right hand turn and they turned and pulled me over. 3 plain cloths guys get out and the guy tells me he was pulling me over for not using me turn signal for the turn (that's bullshit, I had my turn signal on. He said it wasn't on long enough. Such bullshit). He asked for license and registration. While he was back at this car the other 2 came over and said they wanted to talk to me. They immediately started grilling me about going from the Spa. They asked me all kinds of questions about what I did. How much I paid, how much I tipped. They wanted to know everything. They said they know what goes on in there and they just kept grilling. I answered very basically. I said I had a 1 hour massage and I gave a $15.00 tip. They asked a lot of specific questions if I had certain things done. I said absolutely not. The 3rd guy came back and returned my stuff and said I was just getting a warning for the turn signal. One of them said I'm lucky I'm not going to jail for solicitation. He told me not to return there and that's it. They got in the car and left. They had me stopped for what seemed like forever but it was probably 15 minutes. Now I know for a fact I wasn't pulled over because of my turn signal. Somethings going on there. I don't even want to drive on Kennedy any more. Stay safe.[/QUOTE]Your FIRST post is about going to one of the most popular spots in Tampa and you're pulled over and interrogated by 3 cops, inside 1 cruiser? I call bullshit bud.

[QUOTE=WrongShield;4529966]Is the BJ covered?[/QUOTE]It is, but I have to say Gia's CBJ was amazing. Made me pop no problem.

Just saw Kelly at Spa 36 on Himes Road just north of I-275 (near Walmart). Kelly is tall, young, very pretty, good English, natural B's. Typical of the normally outstanding girls at this location. I think she's leaving soon, so she may not be around more than another week, but Spa 36 usually has similar girls in their rotation. Comparable talent to Crystal, Orange, Yoshiko, and Han River.

I haven't been to Venus Spa in ages (on Cypress between Himes and Dale Mabry), but the last time I was there (ages ago) the talent there had gone downhill a bit. That's usually all it takes for me to scratch someplace off my list, especially with so many other reliable places in the area. If anybody has any recent news about the talent at Venus, I'd be interested to hear.

[QUOTE=TPAMonger;4517218]Anytime I hear about 6 shops or Lavender, I like to remind the Ritz is always nice too. I say this all the time if you scroll back but my favorite is Harlow there but any of the girls are sweet. Gabbie, Mia, Brandi.

[URL]http://www.floridarelaxationstudios.com/schedule.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Was back in Tampa for the first time in several months. Went to the Ritz since prior trips there were good. Drew a blonde girl named Corey. Seemed to rush things. Was all business. Had a bit of an attitude. I think hygiene is an issue. I caught a whiff, and woodie died a quick death. Couldn't finish. Almost ran out of there. Never again. Ritz was not impressive at all.

[QUOTE=McWired;4532286]Was back in Tampa for the first time in several months. Went to the Ritz since prior trips there were good. Drew a blonde girl named Corey. Seemed to rush things. Was all business. Had a bit of an attitude. I think hygiene is an issue. I caught a whiff, and woodie died a quick death. Couldn't finish. Almost ran out of there. Never again. Ritz was not impressive at all.[/QUOTE]I've had a similar experience at the Ritz recently. Saw a tall chic named Mia. She didn't smell or have any hygiene issues but the place stunk of smoke and ass almost like a public restroom smells after over usage. Maybe because toilets located in the front of the store. Session was lackluster she got the job done. She wasn't really into it once session started and I had to wait a long time after paying before she entered the room. Nice girl but talks too much. I won't repeat wasn't worth the money.

[QUOTE=JbKicks1990;4525675][URL]Geminitampa.com[/URL][/QUOTE]Are the photos real? Rio seems too good to be true.

[QUOTE=McWired;4532286]Was back in Tampa for the first time in several months. Went to the Ritz since prior trips there were good. Drew a blonde girl named Corey. Seemed to rush things. Was all business. Had a bit of an attitude. I think hygiene is an issue. I caught a whiff, and woodie died a quick death. Couldn't finish. Almost ran out of there. Never again. Ritz was not impressive at all.[/QUOTE]I had a very similar experience with Corey -- including the parts about "rushed" and "woodie death". The girl likes herself but doesn't much care for her selected vocation. Rather than bug-out and call it a bad day, I doubled-down, asked for a different provider, and drew Gabie. In my opinion, BEST MOVE EVER. Totally redeemed the experience there. I will go back, but I'll also check the schedule first!!

[QUOTE=VinoVeritas;4533373]I had a very similar experience with Corey -- including the parts about "rushed" and "woodie death". The girl likes herself but doesn't much care for her selected vocation. Rather than bug-out and call it a bad day, I doubled-down, asked for a different provider, and drew Gabie. In my opinion, BEST MOVE EVER. Totally redeemed the experience there. I will go back, but I'll also check the schedule first!![/QUOTE]I've never been to the Ritz, so I can't speak to any janitorial concerns there, but I've been to the Largo location many times and it seems clean to me. I've had very nice times with Mia, Morgan, Madeline, Annabelle and Harlow.

My only complaint is that they leave you in the room for a long time before they enter to start the proceedings. The Six Shops does the same thing and I don't like it.

[QUOTE=Vaquero69;4532430]I've had a similar experience at the Ritz recently. Saw a tall chic named Mia. She didn't smell or have any hygiene issues but the place stunk of smoke and ass almost like a public restroom smells after over usage. Maybe because toilets located in the front of the store. Session was lackluster she got the job done. She wasn't really into it once session started and I had to wait a long time after paying before she entered the room. Nice girl but talks too much. I won't repeat wasn't worth the money.[/QUOTE]I've frequented both The Ritz and The Palms and my preference has always been the Largo location because the Ritz I found to have odors at one time but from what I understand they changed out the carpet from what I understand the Ritz is tiled now and should help with any odors if the old carpet May had been eminating. But the poor review of Mia I don't really understand as I've always had enjoyable experiences with her. Very good provider.

[QUOTE=VinoVeritas;4533373]I had a very similar experience with Corey -- including the parts about "rushed" and "woodie death". The girl likes herself but doesn't much care for her selected vocation. Rather than bug-out and call it a bad day, I doubled-down, asked for a different provider, and drew Gabie. In my opinion, BEST MOVE EVER. Totally redeemed the experience there. I will go back, but I'll also check the schedule first!![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BananaOil;4533492]I've never been to the Ritz, so I can't speak to any janitorial concerns there, but I've been to the Largo location many times and it seems clean to me. I've had very nice times with Mia, Morgan, Madeline, Annabelle and Harlow.

My only complaint is that they leave you in the room for a long time before they enter to start the proceedings. The Six Shops does the same thing and I don't like it.[/QUOTE]The Ritz seemed clean enough for me. And Corey was cute and clean, but we just didn't hit it off. Gabie was a much better choice for me that day.

I've had the pleasure of visiting Pandora. The girls are friendly, but get straight to the point if you know what that means. Found out about them from Remie on twitter. The girls are always changing so its a good idea to check out their schedule.

Had the hhr and wished I would have opted in for the full hr so I didn't feel so rushed.

[URL]https://www.the6shops.com/[/URL]

[QUOTE=BananaOil;4533492]I've never been to the Ritz, so I can't speak to any janitorial concerns there, but I've been to the Largo location many times and it seems clean to me. I've had very nice times with Mia, Morgan, Madeline, Annabelle and Harlow.

My only complaint is that they leave you in the room for a long time before they enter to start the proceedings. The Six Shops does the same thing and I don't like it.[/QUOTE]Yeah, what is up with that? By the time they show up, I'm either mildly annoyed or almost asleep.

[QUOTE=Member#1658;4533657]Yeah, what is up with that? By the time they show up, I'm either mildly annoyed or almost asleep.[/QUOTE]I have been there several times and have found that as the attendants got to know me they get in the room right away. There have been times that they will get in the room so quickly that I have not got ready for the fun.

[QUOTE=Popeye40;4533521]I've frequented both The Ritz and The Palms and my preference has always been the Largo location because the Ritz I found to have odors at one time but from what I understand they changed out the carpet from what I understand the Ritz is tiled now and should help with any odors if the old carpet May had been eminating. But the poor review of Mia I don't really understand as I've always had enjoyable experiences with her. Very good provider.[/QUOTE]Yes they were closed for a day a couple weeks ago to remodeling flooring and some work on the walls I believe.

Made it over to the Palace on Monday at the Ulmerton spot to check out some of the new talent and saw one of the new girls Electra. She's new to the business. Visit was non rushed and she was very accommodating, everything is covered & YMMV. Highly recommend worth the $.70.

Hello fellow mongers. I will be in Tampa next week and would appreciate a little info on the AMP scene. I do prefer Asian and do not need a FS place. In fact I would rather have a good massage and HJ with lots of roaming over a high pressure "you cum now baby". BBBJ and daty are always appreciated as well. I will be near the airport so parlors near there are prefered. And some info on pricing would be great. Here in the OC the typical AMP is $60/ hour. It seems like prices may be a little higher in your neck of the woods. Typical tip for HJ $40 plus a little extra for roaming. BBBJ should run about $80 and when I want I can get $100 bbfscip. You can definitely pay more but I generally don't. A really good Nuru would also be great. Feel free to pm me, and if you're in the OC I can give numerous suggestions. And my prices aren't in that funky "code", just real prices. Thanks!

[QUOTE=Vaquero69;4540077]Made it over to the Palace on Monday at the Ulmerton spot to check out some of the new talent and saw one of the new girls Electra. She's new to the business. Visit was non rushed and she was very accommodating, everything is covered & YMMV. Highly recommend worth the $.70.[/QUOTE]What's Elecktra look like?

[QUOTE=BananaOil;4540982]What's Elecktra look like?[/QUOTE]Tall very nice body redbone type half black half white could pass for Spanish.

[QUOTE=TheOCman;4540715]Hello fellow mongers. I will be in Tampa next week and would appreciate a little info on the AMP scene. I do prefer Asian and do not need a FS place. In fact I would rather have a good massage and HJ with lots of roaming over a high pressure "you cum now baby". BBBJ and daty are always appreciated as well. I will be near the airport so parlors near there are prefered. And some info on pricing would be great. Here in the OC the typical AMP is $60/ hour. It seems like prices may be a little higher in your neck of the woods. Typical tip for HJ $40 plus a little extra for roaming. BBBJ should run about $80 and when I want I can get $100 bbfscip. You can definitely pay more but I generally don't. A really good Nuru would also be great. Feel free to pm me, and if you're in the OC I can give numerous suggestions. And my prices aren't in that funky "code", just real prices. Thanks![/QUOTE]Hour fees: 60-80 (usually higher end).

HJ tip - 40.

Bbj tip - 120 typically.

BBFS. No.

FS - 120-160 (typically 160, *sometimes* 140).

Doesn't matter where you go in tampa, that's going to be the pricing and as for good spots, just scan the last few pages.

Visited some places over the past few weeks.

First checked out Happy Massage in Brandon (on Oakfield). Their ads were very suggestive saying things like "hot girls" and "we know what you want". So I walk in, pay $40 for a half hr (never pay for hour, waste of your money). The girl at the desk was blah looking and I asked if anyone else was there and she pointed at a picture of what I assume was a massage license and a pretty face so I said yes to her. The girl comes in and is pretty cute, definitely mid 20's, pretty skinny but good looking. Spent the first 20 min on my back, that was annoying and got tedious. Then spent the other 10 minutes straight rubbing my ass and inner upper thigh. Then she asked if I wanted to pay for 10 more minutes and said it was $10, I assumed this was prep for HE so I said yeah and flipped, then she asked me where she wanted the massage and of course I pointed at jimmy and she immediately started saying sorry she can't do that. I looked at her perplexed and she just kept apologizing. So I said, ok I don't need 10 more min and got up, dressed, and left her a $10 tip. Honestly for a bad 30-min massage, $10 is a generous tip. That's what I give actual professional LMTs for an hour of a legit massage.

It was after 10 by this point so my options were fewer, but I stopped by Lucky Penny on Gandy. The woman was definitely in her 50's but didn't look bad for her age, had a cute skirt so I said sure. She gave a decent rub and finished me, never asked for an amount for the HE and was happy when I gave her $40.

Also I visited famous Chris a few weeks ago but she's gained a lot of weight from her pics. I stayed for the rub ($100 half hour) but had a hard time staying hard because she was just so ugly (Sorry if you're reading this Chris, update your pictures), she finished me but it was hard to enjoy it. Other guys might not be as picky but I do prefer younger girls under 40 or at least that are in good shape.