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Gather round all you whipper snappers and vice versa for You are about to be regaled with another tale from Grandpappi Mo.

The old fart popped up tonight wearing a grin from ear to ear. By the bottles of capri Sun. And gin, I knew she was a good one. Granpappi told me that He had texted several young ladies this evening and to be honest, Leslie was a last second addition due to his last attempt to meet her. She did respond and looking at her pics again Pappi just couldn't resist trying again. Pappi says, and He wanted me to make this very clear He "is extremely happy He Met the lovely Leslie". First off, Pappi says She is every bit as attractive as her pics, no, better than those pics. She has a lean well built figure, not skinny true petite frame. Beautiful boobies (isn't that a fun word to say? Go ahead say it and not grin), We all know Pappi is partial to the A-be cup range. Pappi told me She was fresh from the shower, smelled nice, was extremely pleasant to be around, just a nice fun girl who does this for extra. Pappi said she was so GFE he was thinking of asking Her to marry Him (and listening to Journey on the way home didn't help He told Me). Pappi has told Me he will be seeing Leslie again without a doubt. Pappis only issue (and it may help him not end up signing over His Social Security to Her) is that she lives way over in Hillsborough and Pappi is in NW pine. So to sum up, the luscious Leslie is a keeper (Pappi wanted to keep Her to Himself, " I will hold Her and pet Her and name Her George") and so help Him Pappi says if you guys treat her bad He will go Dark Ages on You. (and since He lived thru them, He knows). Pappi would say Leslie is his new ATF but He doesn't want that burden on the young Lady.

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Well I had a dream that I took the plunge. It took a bit of texting back and forth to set something up. I met her at her hotel. In my dream, she told me she hates Greek, but speaks Russian to guys she knows (seen more than once). But overall, in the end, it was a dream, and a not a nightmare. If you're into the petite spinner type, she's definitely fun.

P.S. In my dream, her feet were freshly washed and clean. LOL.[/QUOTE]Looks like she may have pissed someone off.

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[QUOTE=Hngblkm;1914754]Looks like she may have pissed someone off.

[URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/diein-of-aids-18/11142098[/URL][/QUOTE]Damn. She does look a little sic so to speak in her pics.

Loks like Elise has been checked into the county hotel as of 2 pm today. Might be what she needed, sounded like she was going downhill.

[QUOTE=MovingOn1;1914492]Gather round all you whipper snappers and vice versa for You are about to be regaled with another tale from Grandpappi Mo.

The old fart popped up tonight wearing a grin from ear to ear. By the bottles of capri Sun. And gin, I knew she was a good one. Granpappi told me that He had texted several young ladies this evening and to be honest, Leslie was a last second addition due to his last attempt to meet her. She did respond and looking at her pics again Pappi just couldn't resist trying again. Pappi says, and He wanted me to make this very clear He "is extremely happy He Met the lovely Leslie". First off, Pappi says She is every bit as attractive as her pics, no, better than those pics. She has a lean well built figure, not skinny true petite frame. Beautiful boobies (isn't that a fun word to say? Go ahead say it and not grin), We all know Pappi is partial to the A-be cup range. Pappi told me She was fresh from the shower, smelled nice, was extremely pleasant to be around, just a nice fun girl who does this for extra. Pappi said she was so GFE he was thinking of asking Her to marry Him (and listening to Journey on the way home didn't help He told Me). Pappi has told Me he will be seeing Leslie again without a doubt. Pappis only issue (and it may help him not end up signing over His Social Security to Her) is that she lives way over in Hillsborough and Pappi is in NW pine. So to sum up, the luscious Leslie is a keeper (Pappi wanted to keep Her to Himself, " I will hold Her and pet Her and name Her George") and so help Him Pappi says if you guys treat her bad He will go Dark Ages on You. (and since He lived thru them, He knows). Pappi would say Leslie is his new ATF but He doesn't want that burden on the young Lady.

[URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/the-beautiful-hispanic-barbie-ready-and-available-now-reviewed-21/11138403[/URL][/QUOTE]So, how much did the Old Fart spend? And How long was he with"George"? ... LOL.

[QUOTE=Reddogg;1915312]Loks like Elise has been checked into the county hotel as of 2 pm today. Might be what she needed, sounded like she was going downhill.[/QUOTE]The fuck. I thought I just read a good review on her.

[QUOTE=Reddogg;1915312]Loks like Elise has been checked into the county hotel as of 2 pm today. Might be what she needed, sounded like she was going downhill.[/QUOTE]Now we know she is much older than the 27 claimed in her postings. She looks damn good for her 35 though.

[QUOTE=Hngblkm;1915468]Now we know she is much older than the 27 claimed in her postings. She looks damn good for her 35 though.[/QUOTE]Hey H,

Clear out you inbox!!

Went to see Jessy, had a good time. Smokes too much and a little spacey. She was fine when I talked to here on the phone and an hour later she was all hyped up. Would repeat as its a sure thing.

[QUOTE=Hngblkm;1915468]Now we know she is much older than the 27 claimed in her postings. She looks damn good for her 35 though.[/QUOTE]That's a helluva way for her to celebrate her birthday, but some nice person gave her freedom for her birthday so she's back here in the real world again.

[QUOTE=Hngblkm;1915468]Now we know she is much older than the 27 claimed in her postings. She looks damn good for her 35 though.[/QUOTE]When she was visiting Pasco I saw her and she was hopped up on something but sweet and a true freak, absolutely great. She told me she was 35 and that a connection here in Pasco was writing her ads for her. I was pissed when she went to Pinellas. Then I woke up.

[QUOTE=Rookiemonger;1915476]Hey H,

Clear out you inbox!![/QUOTE]Its cleared out.

[QUOTE=SleepE;1915588]Went to see Jessy, had a good time. Smokes too much and a little spacey. She was fine when I talked to here on the phone and an hour later she was all hyped up. Would repeat as its a sure thing.[/QUOTE]Which Jessie? Can you post a link? Damage? Everything covered?

I am sure he meant this Jessie:

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Bill Ho.

[QUOTE=BillyBob987;1915831]Which Jessie? Can you post a link? Damage? Everything covered?[/QUOTE]

Travelling to the Tampa Bay area next week and would love a solid tip or two. I don't mean to troll. I always try to provide solid reviews, but it's been a while since I dreamed in your area (back in the golden age of lingerie shops at every turn) and there so much fakery and bad reviews out there, it's hard to know what's worth dreaming about. Nothing beats a fine young thing who LOVES what she does and loves truly pleasing a man. If anyone has any info worth sharing, please let me know. PM or whatever. Thanks!