A Rose by any other name.
Stopped by there yesterday before all the rain started and was greeted by the mamasan. I only saw her and the masseuse so I don't know if there was anyone else working. I was the first customer of the day. I recognized my masseuse from the spot on Sawbury (Is this where they moved to when that place shut down, or do they own this spot as well?) she's an older lady, got to be in her 50's really long hair, natural "C" cups, maybe "Ds". I think she recognized me as well, because as soon as she entered the room she immediately started with the light touch massage and got to teasing right away. I had her do that for a while and she continued to tease even OTF. We shared some nonverbal questioning, and she removed her flip flops, got on the massage table with me and sat in between my legs and started pumping some iron. I will say it's one of the best handshakes I've had in a while. I'm not quick to the finish line, but she almost got me to crack 1 or 2 times. I was enjoying it so much that I decided to fight it just so I would last even longer than I usually do. Also because I knew I was going to be shorted on my hr. I guess it went on a little too long for her liking because she gave me an impromptu prostate exam! That's not really my thing, and I didn't ask for that let alone know that option was on the table, so any of you mongers out there that like that sort of thing, now you have a go to spot.
All good things must come to an end, and I crossed the finish line. I broke my rule of only giving the standard. 4 and tipped her. 6 only because she put in work, and actually used different techniques, and not just go through the standard motions expecting immediate results like some of the other masseuses do.
I might come back there only because I like the location. It's kind of off in the cut and not on the main road unlike EL, and can be rather discreet depending on the day and time you go there.
Hong's on Dublin Granville
Jesus where do I start with this trainwreck of a place? Went in opted for hour and table shower. Have never had a table shower with a towel on me before. Seriously I was draped during a table shower. Obviously not getting any extras here, no big deal I'll just enjoy my massage. Right?
Next get to the room and she asks for medium or hard. I choose medium and she immediately gets up on the table and jams her elbows into my spine with all of her force. I said ease up a bit I want medium not deep tissue. At that point she stands on the bed and starts walking on my back digging her toes and toe nails in with each step. I tell her to get off of me and she replies "too hard?" I say "YES TOO HARD I WANT LIGHT OR MEDIUM MASSAGE!" All the while she is still standing on my back. Then it happens as she goes to get off of me she slips and steps down. Right on my nuts. I have never yelled so loud in my life. Needless to say I got the hell out of there. And I shit you not she stood outside while I got dressed and had the nerve to have her handout for a tip! I left after only 20 min.
Stay away for the love of God or your nuts will regret it.
Coco / Koko from Red Rose
If anyone goes back to Red Rose or another massage parlor and sees that Coco (the 30's looking woman from Red Rose) is back, please reply to this.