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Instead of giving my re-tellings of dreams I had in full-detail, I'd figure I'd give a quick rundown of all the chicks I've dreamed about at one-time or another.

Dynasty.

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Saw her a couple of months ago in my dream. Was actually a good time. Though her young child kept interrupting us. Was distracting having to stop when things were getting good. Not sure if I would call her again or not. I must admit I have a problem with a chick that lets her kid see a million men coming through the door. For those that can work through it, she definitely lives to please and satisfy. So give her a run in dreamworld. In my dream, her rates were pretty much the standard.

Sonya.

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In my dream, she doesn't like to ride and can be quite irritating cause she likes to talk too much. Nice body for those that like thick chicks or those with baby phat (I like that) , but she can be a bit loopy sometimes and can even have an attitude. Not sure if she is bipolar or what. She has admitted that she likes to pop percocet. But I have a feeling that she might do other stuff. This one is hard to recommend. She is ok. That is all I can really say about her.

Nameless chick #1.

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Had a dream with her a few months ago. Was just an ok experience. CBJ, some mish, doggy, and her on top. If you are in a pinch, then go for it. If not, you might be better off just dreaming by yourself.

Keisha.

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In this dream, she was fun fun fun! Her attitude was superb! And she just made me feel VERY comfortable. BBBJ wasn't that great, but the cooch is quite snug. And her breasts look great. In my dream, it was money well deserved and she actually has lower rates than the standard. I wish all these chicks could have an attitude like her. That alone keeps me coming back!

Zeleah.

[url]http://fayettevillenc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/looking-for-a-mature-woman-that-still-has-skills-42/9461154[/url]

In this dream, she wasn't bad. Older chick, but had a good attitude and good sense of humor. I bet during her 20s, she was amazing. Mish and doggie, then tested her riding game. Which was just ok. The cooch is nothing to brag about but it got the job done. If you can't find anybody else, then give her a call. For the rate, she is ok. You won't feel like you didn't get your moneys worth.

Nicholee.

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This was more like a nightmare. She rushed, was not enjoyable to be around, and the cooch was not that good. Felt like I wasted my time and money by time I was done. I should have popped myself off. But that was a lesson learned.

Nameless chick #2.

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This is another nightmare! I repeat! DO NOT waste your money on this chick. She is lazy, bad attitude, and just not worth your money and time. I tried her once and never bothered again. There use to be a skinny chick with her that I absolutely adored, but she got out of the game. Damn shame really. She was a regular of mine until she quit.

Nameless chick #3.

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You guessed it! A nightmare! LAZY LAZY LAZY! She didn't like giving head, didn't like to ride. Was just a horrible experience. I swear, I think she might be the worse experience I EVER had. Stay away! By all means! Even if you are desperate and need to stick your knob in anything, this is not worth the money or time. Avoid the nightmare. I took one for the team on this. Ugh.

Ashley.

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Had a dream with her a couple of weeks back. Not bad. But not sure I can endorse her since you have to take a 30-minute or so ride to see her coming from the Ville. Head game is. Not really good. But the cooch was aiight. Only liked mish and doggie. Didn't like to ride. If you are in the Cameron area and need to desperately get in something, she will do. Her rates are below the standard. So you at least won't feel robbed of time and money.

Sarrah.

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In my dream, she was worth seeing for the AMAZING BBBJ. Though she told me she is selective about who she gives BBBJ to. If she thinks you are attractive, she will. If not, be prepared to get CBJ. And her breasts look amazing as well. They are big and beautiful. The cooch was pretty good. I recommend having a dream with her. She has a good attitude and affordable rates. I enjoy seeing her and have so several times.

Morgan.

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This dream was really good. BBBJ was good, her riding game was damn good, and the cooch felt quite NOICE! She let me get some backdoor action in too! What that phat ass she had, I had to get in there! She claims she doesn't do it. But I was beating that backdoor down like the it was the last time I'd ever get some ass and she was taking it like a champ! And all that just for 120 in the dream! I'll definitely be seeing her again.

But for all the women I've seen on BP and Craigslist (I've been a dreamer for many years now) , Craigslist had the better pedigree of women. In my dreams, I was almost broke every week cause there was so much quality to choose from. I wish those days would return.

Hope my reviews were able to help you fellow dreamers! Til next time, keep on dreamin!

Hey gents: I just come on occasionally to share my knowledge and experience.

Roxy or Ellie. I was seeing her for about a year and she had her moments but it was always a good time. Yeah she talks too much and the pets are annoying, but she would make me look past that until recently. She committed the ultimate sin on hobbying! She let me know my time was coming up. I admit. You tell me a half hour. I set my own timer and milk every minute.

But she put "the time" between me and her and that's a shame because it was a guaranteed $$$ or more every two weeks or sooner. She has moved her spot, but she is in competition with others in the same area that fulfill dreams. My last visit was so disappointing, I actually visited someone else in her same area and had a better time.

She still is nice for a visit, but I will no longer repeat. Got to move on!

[QUOTE=LovahLovah; 1556422]Instead of giving my re-tellings of dreams I had in full-detail, I'd figure I'd give a quick rundown of all the chicks I've dreamed about at one-time or another.

Dynasty.

[url]http://fayettevillenc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/1-pillsbury-dough-booty-_-_-_-_-_-soft-and-roundgood-23/8393500[/url]

Saw her a couple of months ago in my dream. Was actually a good time. Though her young child kept interrupting us. Was distracting having to stop when things were getting good. Not sure if I would call her again or not. I must admit I have a problem with a chick that lets her kid see a million men coming through the door. For those that can work through it, she definitely lives to please and satisfy. So give her a run in dreamworld. In my dream, her rates were pretty much the standard.

Sonya.

[url]http://fayettevillenc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sweet-hawaiian-passion-31/7943066[/url]

In my dream, she doesn't like to ride and can be quite irritating cause she likes to talk too much. Nice body for those that like thick chicks or those with baby phat (I like that) , but she can be a bit loopy sometimes and can even have an attitude. Not sure if she is bipolar or what. She has admitted that she likes to pop percocet. But I have a feeling that she might do other stuff. This one is hard to recommend. She is ok. That is all I can really say about her.

Nameless chick #1.

[url]http://fayettevillenc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/cant-get-enough-of-you-baby-28/9069809[/url]

Had a dream with her a few months ago. Was just an ok experience. CBJ, some mish, doggy, and her on top. If you are in a pinch, then go for it. If not, you might be better off just dreaming by yourself.

Keisha.

[url]http://fayettevillenc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/o-your-oo-satisfaction-oo-is-my-oo-1-priority-o-30/5718450[/url]

In this dream, she was fun fun fun! Her attitude was superb! And she just made me feel VERY comfortable. BBBJ wasn't that great, but the cooch is quite snug. And her breasts look great. In my dream, it was money well deserved and she actually has lower rates than the standard. I wish all these chicks could have an attitude like her. That alone keeps me coming back!

Zeleah.

[url]http://fayettevillenc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/looking-for-a-mature-woman-that-still-has-skills-42/9461154[/url]

In this dream, she wasn't bad. Older chick, but had a good attitude and good sense of humor. I bet during her 20s, she was amazing. Mish and doggie, then tested her riding game. Which was just ok. The cooch is nothing to brag about but it got the job done. If you can't find anybody else, then give her a call. For the rate, she is ok. You won't feel like you didn't get your moneys worth.

Nicholee.

[url]http://fayettevillenc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/exquisite-companionship-open-24hrs-26/9873588[/url]

This was more like a nightmare. She rushed, was not enjoyable to be around, and the cooch was not that good. Felt like I wasted my time and money by time I was done. I should have popped myself off. But that was a lesson learned.

Nameless chick #2.

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This is another nightmare! I repeat! DO NOT waste your money on this chick. She is lazy, bad attitude, and just not worth your money and time. I tried her once and never bothered again. There use to be a skinny chick with her that I absolutely adored, but she got out of the game. Damn shame really. She was a regular of mine until she quit.

Nameless chick #3.

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You guessed it! A nightmare! LAZY LAZY LAZY! She didn't like giving head, didn't like to ride. Was just a horrible experience. I swear, I think she might be the worse experience I EVER had. Stay away! By all means! Even if you are desperate and need to stick your knob in anything, this is not worth the money or time. Avoid the nightmare. I took one for the team on this. Ugh.

Ashley.

[url]http://fayettevillenc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/ready-to-play-19/9779011[/url]

Had a dream with her a couple of weeks back. Not bad. But not sure I can endorse her since you have to take a 30-minute or so ride to see her coming from the Ville. Head game is. Not really good. But the cooch was aiight. Only liked mish and doggie. Didn't like to ride. If you are in the Cameron area and need to desperately get in something, she will do. Her rates are below the standard. So you at least won't feel robbed of time and money.

Sarrah.

[url]http://fayettevillenc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sarrah-is-here-for-today-specials-all-day-n-night-30/9642637[/url]

In my dream, she was worth seeing for the AMAZING BBBJ. Though she told me she is selective about who she gives BBBJ to. If she thinks you are attractive, she will. If not, be prepared to get CBJ. And her breasts look amazing as well. They are big and beautiful. The cooch was pretty good. I recommend having a dream with her. She has a good attitude and affordable rates. I enjoy seeing her and have so several times.

Morgan.

[url]http://fayettevillenc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/bright-early-morning-booty-specials-leaving-town11am-21/9585240[/url]

This dream was really good. BBBJ was good, her riding game was damn good, and the cooch felt quite NOICE! She let me get some backdoor action in too! What that phat ass she had, I had to get in there! She claims she doesn't do it. But I was beating that backdoor down like the it was the last time I'd ever get some ass and she was taking it like a champ! And all that just for 120 in the dream! I'll definitely be seeing her again.

But for all the women I've seen on BP and Craigslist (I've been a dreamer for many years now) , Craigslist had the better pedigree of women. In my dreams, I was almost broke every week cause there was so much quality to choose from. I wish those days would return.

Hope my reviews were able to help you fellow dreamers! Til next time, keep on dreamin![/QUOTE]Bloody Hell Mate! You have done my whole "To do list"! Sir LL, you are a true literary artist!

Lex Luther

Greetings fellow hobbyist:

As I mentioned earlier. Roxie became disappointing do I tried a new bird to substitute. My dream is about Courtney. She is a bit thick and she stated most men are surprise, but she feels she is a good size. She is definitely good enough for me.

Good: she is affordable under $$ for half hr. Good CBJ, great emotions, great doggie, no rushed, humble and very accommodating

Bad: Hard to reach on the phone at times, but worth the wait.

Last note: if you like them thick and cute, this is the one. I have repeated several times and will continue

I dreamt that the bird isn't fake, and in my dream it was a CBJ with doggie. She's not the best looking in this dream, and the CBJ wasn't that good. The cooch was alright. Donationns are I cannot remember. But I will not repeat.

[QUOTE=LovahLovah; 1556346]Has anyone had any dreams about this chick?

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I've been wanting to check her out for quite some time, but have been very hesistant cause I'm not sure if she is fake or not. She has been posting off and on for quite a long while. My brain says to stay away, but my other head wants to adventure.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Mcity123;1557403]I dreamt that the bird isn't fake, and in my dream it was a CBJ with doggie. She's not the best looking in this dream, and the CBJ wasn't that good. The cooch was alright. Donationns are I cannot remember. But I will not repeat.[/QUOTE]Thanks a lot M! I will certainly not be wasting a dream on her then.

[QUOTE=LexintonLuther; 1557320]Bloody Hell Mate! You have done my whole "To do list"! Sir LL, you are a true literary artist!

Lex Luther[/QUOTE]No problem Lex! We work hard to earn our money. No need in wasting dreams on those that don't deserve it.

[QUOTE=LovahLovah; 1556422]Instead of giving my re-tellings of dreams I had in full-detail, I'd figure I'd give a quick rundown of all the chicks I've dreamed about at one-time or another.

Dynasty.

[url]http://fayettevillenc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/1-pillsbury-dough-booty-_-_-_-_-_-soft-and-roundgood-23/8393500[/url]

Saw her a couple of months ago in my dream. Was actually a good time. Though her young child kept interrupting us. Was distracting having to stop when things were getting good. Not sure if I would call her again or not. I must admit I have a problem with a chick that lets her kid see a million men coming through the door. For those that can work through it, she definitely lives to please and satisfy. So give her a run in dreamworld. In my dream, her rates were pretty much the standard.

Sonya.

[url]http://fayettevillenc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sweet-hawaiian-passion-31/7943066[/url]

In my dream, she doesn't like to ride and can be quite irritating cause she likes to talk too much. Nice body for those that like thick chicks or those with baby phat (I like that) , but she can be a bit loopy sometimes and can even have an attitude. Not sure if she is bipolar or what. She has admitted that she likes to pop percocet. But I have a feeling that she might do other stuff. This one is hard to recommend. She is ok. That is all I can really say about her.

Nameless chick #1.

[url]http://fayettevillenc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/cant-get-enough-of-you-baby-28/9069809[/url]

Had a dream with her a few months ago. Was just an ok experience. CBJ, some mish, doggy, and her on top. If you are in a pinch, then go for it. If not, you might be better off just dreaming by yourself.

Keisha.

[url]http://fayettevillenc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/o-your-oo-satisfaction-oo-is-my-oo-1-priority-o-30/5718450[/url]

In this dream, she was fun fun fun! Her attitude was superb! And she just made me feel VERY comfortable. BBBJ wasn't that great, but the cooch is quite snug. And her breasts look great. In my dream, it was money well deserved and she actually has lower rates than the standard. I wish all these chicks could have an attitude like her. That alone keeps me coming back!

Zeleah.

[url]http://fayettevillenc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/looking-for-a-mature-woman-that-still-has-skills-42/9461154[/url]

In this dream, she wasn't bad. Older chick, but had a good attitude and good sense of humor. I bet during her 20s, she was amazing. Mish and doggie, then tested her riding game. Which was just ok. The cooch is nothing to brag about but it got the job done. If you can't find anybody else, then give her a call. For the rate, she is ok. You won't feel like you didn't get your moneys worth.

Nicholee.

[url]http://fayettevillenc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/exquisite-companionship-open-24hrs-26/9873588[/url]

This was more like a nightmare. She rushed, was not enjoyable to be around, and the cooch was not that good. Felt like I wasted my time and money by time I was done. I should have popped myself off. But that was a lesson learned.[/quote]This is Nicholle

Why not tell them the real reason I gave you bad service. There's lots of men like yourself that come to us unprepared! Or you try to be slick and take back gifts that you say we could keep! I have numerous clients. But you men don't always show or we have to play guessing games! Be honest I am Nicholle spell my name right. Yes we Backpage girls do read This forum. So watch what you say! I honestly am a great provider. I do my best to make sure my environment is clean and smells decent without any children! For the other lady you like to visit with the child she needs to get a nanny! If others see her with a child giving services she could go to jail! Also if a provider changes her name or number she has been in prison. Also LovahLovah- we providers can't tolerate men like your self who go FROM girl to girl. We do talk and we will know! Its DISGUSTING! You pass germs around and don't know it! I'm glad I have a job and a life. I DO THIS FOR EMERGENCIES ONLY-Nicholle

[QUOTE=Nicholee26; 1558226]This is Nicholle

Why not tell them the real reason I gave you bad service. There's lots of men like yourself that come to us unprepared! Or you try to be slick and take back gifts that you say we could keep! I have numerous clients. But you men don't always show or we have to play guessing games! Be honest I am Nicholle spell my name right. Yes we Backpage girls do read This forum. So watch what you say! I honestly am a great provider. I do my best to make sure my environment is clean and smells decent without any children! For the other lady you like to visit with the child she needs to get a nanny! If others see her with a child giving services she could go to jail! Also if a provider changes her name or number she has been in prison. Also LovahLovah- we providers can't tolerate men like your self who go FROM girl to girl. We do talk and we will know! Its DISGUSTING! You pass germs around and don't know it! I'm glad I have a job and a life. I DO THIS FOR EMERGENCIES ONLY-Nicholle[/QUOTE]I did spell your name right. Even you have it spelled as Nicolee as your username. So you are proving that you are crazy or wacked in the head LOL. And your rambling here shows exactly why you should be avoided. You talking about men like us going from girl to girl is disgusting. Yet, you and many other women of the trade see several men on a daily / weekly / monthly basis. Hypocritical aren't you? Please use logic before posting next time instead of just quickly gathering together words just because I gave you a honest review. I know you girls from BP and other pages read this forum and that will not dissuade me from posting honest reviews. Positive or negative. Especially negative reviews. Our time is just as important as yours and other women of the craft.

[QUOTE=Nicholee26; 1558226]This is Nicholle

Why not tell them the real reason I gave you bad service. There's lots of men like yourself that come to us unprepared! Or you try to be slick and take back gifts that you say we could keep! I have numerous clients. But you men don't always show or we have to play guessing games! Be honest I am Nicholle spell my name right. Yes we Backpage girls do read This forum. So watch what you say! I honestly am a great provider. I do my best to make sure my environment is clean and smells decent without any children! For the other lady you like to visit with the child she needs to get a nanny! If others see her with a child giving services she could go to jail! Also if a provider changes her name or number she has been in prison. Also LovahLovah- we providers can't tolerate men like your self who go FROM girl to girl. We do talk and we will know! Its DISGUSTING! You pass germs around and don't know it! I'm glad I have a job and a life. I DO THIS FOR EMERGENCIES ONLY-Nicholle[/QUOTE]Good evening, Nicholle. Hope all is well in your world.

I just wanted to point out the irony in despairing the germs from guys who see multiple providers, and yet just a few sentences beforehand, you note that you have "numerous clients". Why the double-standard?

[QUOTE=Nicholee26; 1558226]This is Nicholle

Why not tell them the real reason I gave you bad service. There's lots of men like yourself that come to us unprepared! Or you try to be slick and take back gifts that you say we could keep! I have numerous clients. But you men don't always show or we have to play guessing games! Be honest I am Nicholle spell my name right. Yes we Backpage girls do read This forum. So watch what you say! I honestly am a great provider. I do my best to make sure my environment is clean and smells decent without any children! For the other lady you like to visit with the child she needs to get a nanny! If others see her with a child giving services she could go to jail! Also if a provider changes her name or number she has been in prison. Also LovahLovah- we providers can't tolerate men like your self who go FROM girl to girl. We do talk and we will know! Its DISGUSTING! You pass germs around and don't know it! I'm glad I have a job and a life. I DO THIS FOR EMERGENCIES ONLY-Nicholle[/QUOTE]You also correct the man's spelling, and yet your User I'd on this forum is spelled the way that he wrote it.

(Yes, I am this much of a PITA in person, and yes, it's likely why I'm still single, LOL)

[QUOTE=Nicholee26; 1558226]This is Nicholle

Why not tell them the real reason I gave you bad service. There's lots of men like yourself that come to us unprepared! Or you try to be slick and take back gifts that you say we could keep! I have numerous clients. But you men don't always show or we have to play guessing games! Be honest I am Nicholle spell my name right. Yes we Backpage girls do read This forum. So watch what you say! I honestly am a great provider. I do my best to make sure my environment is clean and smells decent without any children! For the other lady you like to visit with the child she needs to get a nanny! If others see her with a child giving services she could go to jail! Also if a provider changes her name or number she has been in prison. Also LovahLovah- we providers can't tolerate men like your self who go FROM girl to girl. We do talk and we will know! Its DISGUSTING! You pass germs around and don't know it! I'm glad I have a job and a life. I DO THIS FOR EMERGENCIES ONLY-Nicholle[/QUOTE]Nicholle, I think it's ironic you call it disgusting when men go from girl to girl when your whole job is to go from guy to guy. I don't feel that this site is for your ranting when you provided bad service. I have girls give bad / good service and I will give my opinion to my fellow readers. Maybe you were off your game. Either way it's not your place to say how your service was given and it's up to us to decide weather we take advice given. I'm a firm believer that a girl may react different to various men. I. E. If they look good, older, have more money, fat, skinny you get the point.

It also works both ways when girls over book and keep us waiting or bail all together. This business you have to accept the good with the bad. Just do a better job next time and maybe someone will give you a redeemed post.

My point is why men can't be prepared period! You are so picky and indecisive. I don't care for the reviews. I'm not on backpage enough to worry about germs- I test myself every six months. I have a life and a career. I don't depend on various men. I prefer Couples or dealing with other women. I rarely deal with guys. I find it funny you run to the Caucasian women. They know they have the upper hand and they know money will be made no matter the circumstances. Always the bait and switch! Hilarious! Lori reads the reviews as well. She is an older lady what do you expect! My user name is spelled for a reason. I could not use my name the site would not allow me. Besides I will stand up for whats Right period. Most men come to us with a soft meat stick or its small and useless. Only the smart ones such as myself know to post in other states and by pass Fayetteville-Nicholle P. S Plus men love not using a condom-trust me I reject a whole lot of individuals I'm very picky. I don't have numerous men running through me. Its easier to deal with more regulars then new comers period!

[QUOTE=LovahLovah;1558770]I did spell your name right. Even you have it spelled as Nicolee as your username. So you are proving that you are crazy or wacked in the head LOL. And your rambling here shows exactly why you should be avoided. You talking about men like us going from girl to girl is disgusting. Yet, you and many other women of the trade see several men on a daily / weekly / monthly basis. Hypocritical aren't you? Please use logic before posting next time instead of just quickly gathering together words just because I gave you a honest review. I know you girls from BP and other pages read this forum and that will not dissuade me from posting honest reviews. Positive or negative. Especially negative reviews. Our time is just as important as yours and other women of the craft.[/QUOTE]Once again I'm more of a lesbian and two you came to me unprepared. I could care less really and you did spell my name wrong! Its not hypercritical you thought I would not find or read your report! Guess what you got caught and I will pass your ignorance along! Good luck at giving false information. Men such as yourself are hard to satisfy or may never marry! Or I simply can see why you have to pay for women. Why you can't go out and find a women Have you tried it? If not you should. Thats what is wrong with people of today! They won't date but love going to random women. Honestly, Lovah Lovah I feel sorry for you-I wish you could find a provider and stick with her its so much easier.you wouldn't have to worry about being robbed or attacked or having a thug around. Be wise. Only find a provider if your regular moves away! If your going to cheat be smart. If your single stick with one provider.

[QUOTE=Nicholee26; 1559268]Why not tell them the real reason I gave you bad service. There's lots of men like yourself that come to us unprepared! Or you try to be slick and take back gifts that you say we could keep! I have numerous clients. But you men don't always show or we have to play guessing games! Be honest I am Nicholle spell my name right. Yes we Backpage girls do read This forum. So watch what you say! I honestly am a great provider. I do my best to make sure my environment is clean and smells decent without any children! For the other lady you like to visit with the child she needs to get a nanny! If others see her with a child giving services she could go to jail! Also if a provider changes her name or number she has been in prison. Also LovahLovah- we providers can't tolerate men like your self who go FROM girl to girl. We do talk and we will know! Its DISGUSTING! You pass germs around and don't know it! I'm glad I have a job and a life. I DO THIS FOR EMERGENCIES ONLY-Nicholle

My point is why men can't be prepared period! You are so picky and indecisive. I don't care for the reviews. I'm not on backpage enough to worry about germs- I test myself every six months. I have a life and a career. I don't depend on various men. I prefer Couples or dealing with other women. I rarely deal with guys. I find it funny you run to the Caucasian women. They know they have the upper hand and they know money will be made no matter the circumstances. Always the bait and switch! Hilarious! Lori reads the reviews as well. She is an older lady what do you expect! My user name is spelled for a reason. I could not use my name the site would not allow me. Besides I will stand up for whats Right period. Most men come to us with a soft meat stick or its small and useless. Only the smart ones such as myself know to post in other states and by pass Fayetteville-Nicholle P. S Plus men love not using a condom-trust me I reject a whole lot of individuals I'm very picky. I don't have numerous men running through me. Its easier to deal with more regulars then new comers period!

Once again I'm more of a lesbian and two you came to me unprepared. I could care less really and you did spell my name wrong! Its not hypercritical you thought I would not find or read your report! Guess what you got caught and I will pass your ignorance along! Good luck at giving false information. Men such as yourself are hard to satisfy or may never marry! Or I simply can see why you have to pay for women. Why you can't go out and find a women Have you tried it? If not you should. Thats what is wrong with people of today! They won't date but love going to random women. Honestly, Lovah Lovah I feel sorry for you-I wish you could find a provider and stick with her its so much easier. You wouldn't have to worry about being robbed or attacked or having a thug around. Be wise. Only find a provider if your regular moves away! If your going to cheat be smart. If your single stick with one provider.[/QUOTE]I have to admit, you sound fairly unbalanced, which is honestly what I expect from the average service provider anyway, who claims to turns tricks "FOR EMERGENCIES ONLY" while maintaining your "life and a career", which I assume is provider code for "EVERY HOUR ON THE HOUR WHEN I NEED MY NEXT FIX".

You saying you're not on BP enough to worry about germs is naive, because realistically it only takes one time of performing unsafe sex acts to catch an STD. It's not a numbers game, and you're not playing any odds that can be beaten. Every single time you perform unsafe sex acts, you are accepting a risk.

And you say guys that use multiple providers are spreading germs. Well where do you think they are receiving these germs from in the first place? From these providers (including yourself) that can be persuaded to perform unsafe sex acts for an additional five dollar tip or a happy meal from the nearest fast food drive-through or a honey bun and a bottle of sprite. And this is being repeated by these providers with multiple clients numerous times per day. So do the math on the likelihood of a provider ever actually being fully clean and STD-free. I wouldn't want to gamble my health on a provider that claims to "not be on BackPage enough to worry about germs". I do actually enjoy listening to providers speak, because most of you sound so stupid that it's entertaining. But I understand that drug abuse isn't known for raising IQ's.

I guarantee you that not a single member of this forum cares whether providers read these forums. We have always known they do. Providers that provide lackluster / mediocre services, are sloppy / nasty, upsell, run scams, have atrocious hygiene, etc can always fully expect to be fairly reviewed without any regard for whether you read your own reviews or not. This is OUR forum, not yours. Not a single shit will be given. If you like, go to a forum where you can review clients and specify how much they paid you and how many drug hits that money buys you within seconds of the client leaving.

And yes, before you say it, I realize that you envision yourself as an internet escort / massage therapist, which makes no difference to me in how I perceive you, since most providers share similar qualities regardless of what venue they use to peddle their wares, whether it's on the internet, street, club, etc. I know your history, and I remember when you were so broke you were trying to rent out a room, supposedly to compensate for one of the emergencies you talked about. You have generally fair to poor reviews, and your physical appearance is not going to drive flocks of clients to your door, which is why I suppose you experience so many emergencies with a failing massage therapy business that drive you to BackPage. Welcome to USA Sex Guide.

Its all a game regardless of how its played! Truth is we all need assistance. I was not aiming at anyone but Lovah Lovah. I found his statement rude and quite disrespectful. He could have revised his rebuttal a whole lot better! I am not on drugs nor do I drink! You can have safe customers as long as the respect you and your rules. No one could touch my expertise. I teach couples about their sex lives and I don't just lay on my back all day. Browsebot No disrespect to you at all. Its just refreshing to have a women's opinion sometimes rather you agree or not.

[QUOTE=Browsebot; 1559518]I have to admit, you sound fairly unbalanced, which is honestly what I expect from the average service provider anyway, who claims to turns tricks "FOR EMERGENCIES ONLY" while maintaining your "life and a career", which I assume is provider code for "EVERY HOUR ON THE HOUR WHEN I NEED MY NEXT FIX".

You saying you're not on BP enough to worry about germs is naive, because realistically it only takes one time of performing unsafe sex acts to catch an STD. It's not a numbers game, and you're not playing any odds that can be beaten. Every single time you perform unsafe sex acts, you are accepting a risk.

And you say guys that use multiple providers are spreading germs. Well where do you think they are receiving these germs from in the first place? From these providers (including yourself) that can be persuaded to perform unsafe sex acts for an additional five dollar tip or a happy meal from the nearest fast food drive-through or a honey bun and a bottle of sprite. And this is being repeated by these providers with multiple clients numerous times per day. So do the math on the likelihood of a provider ever actually being fully clean and STD-free. I wouldn't want to gamble my health on a provider that claims to "not be on BackPage enough to worry about germs". I do actually enjoy listening to providers speak, because most of you sound so stupid that it's entertaining. But I understand that drug abuse isn't known for raising IQ's.

I guarantee you that not a single member of this forum cares whether providers read these forums. We have always known they do. Providers that provide lackluster / mediocre services, are sloppy / nasty, upsell, run scams, have atrocious hygiene, etc can always fully expect to be fairly reviewed without any regard for whether you read your own reviews or not. This is OUR forum, not yours. Not a single shit will be given. If you like, go to a forum where you can review clients and specify how much they paid you and how many drug hits that money buys you within seconds of the client leaving.

And yes, before you say it, I realize that you envision yourself as an internet escort / massage therapist, which makes no difference to me in how I perceive you, since most providers share similar qualities regardless of what venue they use to peddle their wares, whether it's on the internet, street, club, etc. I know your history, and I remember when you were so broke you were trying to rent out a room, supposedly to compensate for one of the emergencies you talked about. You have generally fair to poor reviews, and your physical appearance is not going to drive flocks of clients to your door, which is why I suppose you experience so many emergencies with a failing massage therapy business that drive you to BackPage. Welcome to USA Sex Guide.[/QUOTE]Good job! I have had this young lady email a few times when I have posted on craigslist looking for fun; she will email a few times before dropping the bomb= "are you donating?" call Keisha for some good dreaming=small girl with big natural breasts==a real ebony treat!

[QUOTE=Nicholee26;1559268]Once again I'm more of a lesbian and two you came to me unprepared. I could care less really and you did spell my name wrong! Its not hypercritical you thought I would not find or read your report! Guess what you got caught and I will pass your ignorance along! Good luck at giving false information. Men such as yourself are hard to satisfy or may never marry! Or I simply can see why you have to pay for women. Why you can't go out and find a women Have you tried it? If not you should. Thats what is wrong with people of today! They won't date but love going to random women. Honestly, Lovah Lovah I feel sorry for you-I wish you could find a provider and stick with her its so much easier.you wouldn't have to worry about being robbed or attacked or having a thug around. Be wise. Only find a provider if your regular moves away! If your going to cheat be smart. If your single stick with one provider.[/QUOTE]If I only wanted to have sex with one woman for the rest of my life then I would get married.

Mrs Nicholle,

I wasn't going to weigh in on this but, I am curious? But with all due respect to you and this dream world that we are a part of I have a few questions. Do you know LovahLovah personally? Or are you just making a general statement of the behavior of hobbiest? Also what do you mean when you keep saying 'men come to you unprepared'? Please explain.

Plus alot of ladies in this dream world business use this forum to stay in contact with clients and also to improve there service by knowing what the clients are looking for. I am a very active member of this forum and we use this forum as a way of protecting ourselves and each other by sharing information.

Lex Luthor

[QUOTE=LexintonLuther; 1559960]Mrs Nicholle,

I wasn't going to weigh in on this but, I am curious? But with all due respect to you and this dream world that we are a part of I have a few questions. Do you know LovahLovah personally? Or are you just making a general statement of the behavior of hobbiest? Also what do you mean when you keep saying 'men come to you unprepared'? Please explain.

Plus alot of ladies in this dream world business use this forum to stay in contact with clients and also to improve there service by knowing what the clients are looking for. I am a very active member of this forum and we use this forum as a way of protecting ourselves and each other by sharing information.

Lex Luthor[/QUOTE]Good-morning Lex,

I see you are the king of Sex-quide,

Those book reports are very well written-maybe you can teach the other gents how to review a provider accurately. Now for your questions. As for Lovah Lovah we all know who thi man or human is. Some of our Backpage members do conversant on a bi-weekly basis. Some to learn information or to rant to one another. Lovah has came up a lot in our conversations. The statement is just a mixture of what everyone is saying! I personally was sick and tired of him. This part is just my opinion no one else! Many individuals come to my door with no condoms, proper currency or gifts or they show up at our door with several ms-understandings. I tell my clients to come prepared and if there are any questions or a direct time suggested call the night before. My favorite is a man with a limp. As a provider if its a fast act.come prepared come in hard. Which is great I simply use a lasso but still some gentlemen complain-when we use all the tricks in the book and its still sag. Don't cross us out because you were simply not prepared. My favorite is Prostate massages it depends if this is done right. I use two fingers and lots of lube and patience Lex if not its painful. The straight man is finally discovering the gay mans secret. Men have a g-spot as well called the prostate. I am bi don't get me wrong I just prefer women. I can handle a man satisfy one but once again I prefer women. NO girl can touch me on that. I have females that come to get eaten out. Women enjoy it as much as men. Some use pumps, vibrators and toys the hottest thing is the glass dildo. The couples I take care of I gift books, toys and sex classes. As a curtsey only I will disclose my own link-but it is restricted. You will have to sign in! I have a lot of members on my site privacy is a must! If you need my picture ask-Nicholle My Link is [url]http://eroticaromatherapy.webs.com/[/url]

P S Also I think it would be great if there was a question or answer section-so we can fix common errors and ms-understandings. I seriously believe Backpage now is more of a quick fix now and no longer a place of business. I sometimes use Craigslist but I use the small business section! Once again I'm not trying to be anyone's enemies, Just had to get some things off my chest-Hello World I'm Nicholle!

Hello again,

I had a dream of a girl named holly. In this dream we agreed on a time and location. She is a little late, but no biggie. She arrive at my door with a tiny bag in her hand with a few sexy outfits inside. After a brief introduction she asked if she can go to the bathroom to try on some of the sexy outfits for me. I said sure. Well I have thin walls so I can hear that other thing she is doing. I usually don't care about that since we all have our habbits, but this is my home and I do not like that in my house. Anyway after about 15 minutes of her modeling different outfits for me, she asked me to pick my favorite so she can wear during our time together. I told her which one to wear and we went to the bedroom. All is going good until about 10 minutes in she starts the countdown. You have about X amount of minutes left, hun. Thats when I decided I wouldn't see her again. Overall, she is a sexy girl that provides full service (backdoor available with extra donation). But she has that habbit that could be no go for some of us, and she rushes. So Although I will personally not be calling her again, I will not say stay away, nor will I recomend her. So YMMV. Oh and I almost forgot, in this dream I gave 150 for 1/2 hr.

[url]http://fayettevillenc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/holly-is-backthe-classy-brunette-that-you-will-love-clean-and-safe-23/6607155[/url]

[QUOTE=Nicholee26; 1560266]Good-morning Lex,

I see you are the king of Sex-quide,

Those book reports are very well written-maybe you can teach the other gents how to review a provider accurately. Now for your questions. As for Lovah Lovah we all know who thi man or human is. Some of our Backpage members do conversant on a bi-weekly basis. Some to learn information or to rant to one another. Lovah has came up a lot in our conversations. The statement is just a mixture of what everyone is saying! I personally was sick and tired of him. This part is just my opinion no one else! Many individuals come to my door with no condoms, proper currency or gifts or they show up at our door with several ms-understandings. I tell my clients to come prepared and if there are any questions or a direct time suggested call the night before. My favorite is a man with a limp. As a provider if its a fast act. Come prepared come in hard. Which is great I simply use a lasso but still some gentlemen complain-when we use all the tricks in the book and its still sag. Don't cross us out because you were simply not prepared. My favorite is Prostate massages it depends if this is done right. I use two fingers and lots of lube and patience Lex if not its painful. The straight man is finally discovering the gay mans secret. Men have a g-spot as well called the prostate. I am bi don't get me wrong I just prefer women. I can handle a man satisfy one but once again I prefer women. NO girl can touch me on that. I have females that come to get eaten out. Women enjoy it as much as men. Some use pumps, vibrators and toys the hottest thing is the glass dildo. The couples I take care of I gift books, toys and sex classes. As a curtsey only I will disclose my own link-but it is restricted. You will have to sign in! I have a lot of members on my site privacy is a must! If you need my picture ask-Nicholle My Link is.

[url]http://eroticaromatherapy.webs.com/[/url]

P S Also I think it would be great if there was a question or answer section-so we can fix common errors and ms-understandings. I seriously believe Backpage now is more of a quick fix now and no longer a place of business. I sometimes use Craigslist but I use the small business section! Once again I'm not trying to be anyone's enemies, Just had to get some things off my chest-Hello World I'm Nicholle![/QUOTE]You sayed "Many individuals come to my door with no condoms," When you get your oil changed do you bring your own oil? As A provider I would hope that you keep plenty of condoms on hand.

[QUOTE=Ellis61;1560590]You sayed "Many individuals come to my door with no condoms," When you get your oil changed do you bring your own oil? As A provider I would hope that you keep plenty of condoms on hand.[/QUOTE]I do but most are to large to wear them! Just saying!

No ma'am I am far from the King of Sexiquide, I am only a member that expresses my adventures in story form nothing more. But thank you for answering my questions so promptly. I completely understand the statements of needing to rant, we members do it all the time in this forum. I get that you don't like men to show up unprepared, but maybe their situations doesn't allow for them to travel with protection (condoms) and you have to respect that. I always have them due to the type of condoms I prefer, but I do expect the provider to have them as well. Also as an older man, I need more than just the sight of some breast to get my juices following. So for a quick visit, showing up erect / hard is not going to happen. It's the whole dream (fantasy if you will) that I am looking for. I have been to your site a few times and was going to make an appointment, but your 'rules and regulations' doesn't work for me. The main issues is 'you don't see well-endowed men' I am more than your required 8' or less rule. I do agree that a question and answer section would be great that could fix misunderstandings. I also agree that BP has turned into something far less than the good old days of CL when providers worked it as job and not just a quick deal to supply their next fix to maintain a high. There are so many providers out there that are doing just that and it is sad really when some of these ladies make thousands of dollars to smoke it up in a glass pipe or an injection. I am looking for one good provider, but just like all the other members and I am sure they will agree, as soon as you find a good one, you find out things you might not want to be a part of, and there are so many that are here today gone tommorrow that the choices are limited. But thats just my opinion. As I always say, we all have our demons!

Lex

I would like to hear your opinion on expectations. Since Mrs. Nicholle said many girls read our posts now I invite you girls to weight in with your thoughts. Mrs. Nicholle spoke about being unprepared. I keep my dreams very private to the exceptions of my fellow writers here on this forum so I have no one to compare notes. I will start off with my expectations from a provider and from me. What I would like to know is are your expectations different?

Provider: 1. I do incall so location price dependent Low price equals not so nice, high price nice place 2. She must be clean and not stink. 3. She provides the protection (unless you have a preferred brand) just throwing out numbers here 12 pack condoms what $20 even if they are as low as. 6 per date that is $720 buy bulk. 4. Must try not to over book to keep me waiting and prevent rushing me out of my allotted time. Most girls will only go until you are done then it's over no matter if you had an hour or you only used 20 min. 5. No other people in the room / bathroom unless discussed prior. 6. No matter how much the date you always put your best foot forward. We paid for the time so help us enjoy it not regret it. 7. She should never call back unless a message was left. She should never send texts unless previously agreed upon.

From me: 1. I must be on time. Call if I will be late or have to cancel. 2. I must be clean / showered or at ask to clean up / shower is available. 3. If prices are agreed upon I must not request lower payment upon arrival. 4. I must be respectful to the girl. Respect her time don't go over if I do compensate her for her extra time.

I don't tip due to the fact I think it's high transaction as is, the tip is a return client. What is your take on a tip? If so what is standard?

I could be off a bit on some of these if so set me straight, If I missed some let me know. I want to have the best experience possible and If I know what you want and you know what I want I think we both can be happy.

Happy hunting

[url]http://fayettevillenc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/best-of-the-best-27/9906141[/url]

Dream times are here again. Amber was the tasters choice today, did the call and set up no problems. I arrived and she greeted me with a smile always nice. Quick small talk then getting more comfortable. She sat on the bed and I playfully tackled her and started kissing on her nipples. She had very small breasts. She let me play with her for a bit was nice I always like to get the girls going before the deed. As I stood up she grabbed me and took me in her mouth very nice as I stood and watched with awe. I asked if she had a condom (unprepared she and I were)"dam I should have asked up front". But the BBBJ was so good I was willing to let her finish. I laid down and she went to town. Oh so nice as her tongue ring teased me. She did an excellent job and she was the first time I did a BBBJCIM man was it awesome. I so wanted the kitty but I will return to sample the goods. She is very sweet and the damage was. 8

Happy hunting

[QUOTE=Nicholee26;1560594]I do but most are to large to wear them! Just saying![/QUOTE]Now thats a problem I can only wish I had!

[QUOTE=HardCastle86; 1560581]Hello again,

I had a dream of a girl named holly. In this dream we agreed on a time and location. She is a little late, but no biggie. She arrive at my door with a tiny bag in her hand with a few sexy outfits inside. After a brief introduction she asked if she can go to the bathroom to try on some of the sexy outfits for me. I said sure. Well I have thin walls so I can hear that other thing she is doing. I usually don't care about that since we all have our habbits, but this is my home and I do not like that in my house. Anyway after about 15 minutes of her modeling different outfits for me, she asked me to pick my favorite so she can wear during our time together. I told her which one to wear and we went to the bedroom. All is going good until about 10 minutes in she starts the countdown. You have about X amount of minutes left, hun. Thats when I decided I wouldn't see her again. Overall, she is a sexy girl that provides full service (backdoor available with extra donation). But she has that habbit that could be no go for some of us, and she rushes. So Although I will personally not be calling her again, I will not say stay away, nor will I recomend her. So YMMV. Oh and I almost forgot, in this dream I gave 150 for 1/2 hr.

[url]http://fayettevillenc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/holly-is-backthe-classy-brunette-that-you-will-love-clean-and-safe-23/6607155[/url][/QUOTE]Sir HC,

The Holly bird I remember from posting a while ago, She disappeared for a few months and I see she is back. I was with a provider one night and I remember Holly staying next door and during the time there even the provider I was with was complaining about the traffic in and out of her room. I jokingly said "hey it must be really good" and the provider was like no, its the dope boys dropping off deliveries, Even the provider said she have never seen anyone smoke that much "crack" and over the next hour or so, I know she must have had 6 more drop offs. We all have our habbits, and I fully understand this and we all make choices to play in this dream world, but remember fellows, be careful, A drug charge is very un cool.

Lex

Well Gentlemen,

I'm back in Fayetteville and had a couple new dreams from the last time I was here. My first dream I had a couple days ago with Courtney B. Called her up and she was happy to see me for short notice. Incall locations was a home. I guys I caught her by surprise because she met me at the door just in a tank top and panties. She led me to a room in the back where we talk for a little. Afterwards we got down to business. Started with CBJ and then on to some mish. She was a little bigger than I expected but her breast totally had me look past that. Finished off and she let me wash up while I left. 60 on the table in the room and then I woke up. I will not repeat this dream not because she was bad or anything. Jusy she just wasn't my type.

[url]http://fayettevillenc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/60-60-60-60-60-_t-h-_p-r-f-c-t_-_c-h-o-i-c-_-if-h-good-im-better-27/9416320[/url]

Today I just woke up from an amazing dream I've had in a long time. In this dream I set up an interview with this Nature girl by a couple text messages. When I arrived she met me outside in a dress strippers normally wear on stage. She is a llittle older than what I normally dream of and her C-section scar made complete sense I saw her baby pouch but I had no problem with that. She led me to a shed like place in the back of her house which had me unease. When I walked in she told me to get comfortable which this little hut wasn't that bad so I had no problem to relax. As I laid on the bed she had there we talked a little and she got on top of me and grind like a vet stripper. She had me standing stiff and was ready to continue on. Started off with some CBJ. I'm not a well endowed man, just average, but I guess she was having problems with her tiny mouth was. Still wasn't going to stop me from having fun. She then rode me like I was a saddle for a very long time. In all my experiences I never been rode that long before the would want to switch to another position. Words can't describe how amazing I felt inside of her. I almost release quickly and had to calm down and switch positions. For a little over a hour I felt like I was in Ecstasy. Even if I didn't wanted it to end I had to wake up some time. I dropped my load, cleaned up, left. 80 on a stand, and woke up wanting to go back to sleep. I definitely want to dream about her again before I leave.

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YMMV, and happy hunting.

Diddle

[QUOTE=HardCastle86; 1560581]Hello again,

I had a dream of a girl named holly. In this dream we agreed on a time and location. She is a little late, but no biggie. She arrive at my door with a tiny bag in her hand with a few sexy outfits inside. After a brief introduction she asked if she can go to the bathroom to try on some of the sexy outfits for me. I said sure. Well I have thin walls so I can hear that other thing she is doing. I usually don't care about that since we all have our habbits, but this is my home and I do not like that in my house. Anyway after about 15 minutes of her modeling different outfits for me, she asked me to pick my favorite so she can wear during our time together. I told her which one to wear and we went to the bedroom. All is going good until about 10 minutes in she starts the countdown. You have about X amount of minutes left, hun. Thats when I decided I wouldn't see her again. Overall, she is a sexy girl that provides full service (backdoor available with extra donation). But she has that habbit that could be no go for some of us, and she rushes. So Although I will personally not be calling her again, I will not say stay away, nor will I recomend her. So YMMV. Oh and I almost forgot, in this dream I gave 150 for 1/2 hr.

[url]http://fayettevillenc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/holly-is-backthe-classy-brunette-that-you-will-love-clean-and-safe-23/6607155[/url][/QUOTE]Dreamt about this one some time ago as well. It was an incall location. When I got to there she asked me to wait a little bit. I saw a guy heading in, at the time I thought he looked a bit shady but figured he was a fellow dreamer. Now it seems that he was making a delivery. I will say that she was nice and accomodating though in a hurry. There was just a vibe that she was needing to get the deed done so she could get to another hit. Did not and would not repeat.

[QUOTE=Big Gambler; 1561051][url]http://fayettevillenc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/best-of-the-best-27/9906141[/url]

Dream times are here again. Amber was the tasters choice today, did the call and set up no problems. I arrived and she greeted me with a smile always nice. Quick small talk then getting more comfortable. She sat on the bed and I playfully tackled her and started kissing on her nipples. She had very small breasts. She let me play with her for a bit was nice I always like to get the girls going before the deed. As I stood up she grabbed me and took me in her mouth very nice as I stood and watched with awe. I asked if she had a condom (unprepared she and I were)"dam I should have asked up front". But the BBBJ was so good I was willing to let her finish. I laid down and she went to town. Oh so nice as her tongue ring teased me. She did an excellent job and she was the first time I did a BBBJCIM man was it awesome. I so wanted the kitty but I will return to sample the goods. She is very sweet and the damage was. 8

Happy hunting[/QUOTE]What was the damage?

[QUOTE=Big Gambler; 1561051][url]http://fayettevillenc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/best-of-the-best-27/9906141[/url]

Dream times are here again. Amber was the tasters choice today, did the call and set up no problems. I arrived and she greeted me with a smile always nice. Quick small talk then getting more comfortable. She sat on the bed and I playfully tackled her and started kissing on her nipples. She had very small breasts. She let me play with her for a bit was nice I always like to get the girls going before the deed. As I stood up she grabbed me and took me in her mouth very nice as I stood and watched with awe. I asked if she had a condom (unprepared she and I were)"dam I should have asked up front". But the BBBJ was so good I was willing to let her finish. I laid down and she went to town. Oh so nice as her tongue ring teased me. She did an excellent job and she was the first time I did a BBBJCIM man was it awesome. I so wanted the kitty but I will return to sample the goods. She is very sweet and the damage was. 8

Happy hunting[/QUOTE]Sir Big G,

Glad you found Amber, In my tale of fiction I called her Nicole, she goes by Nicole, Amber and Brit, very nice and was one of my ATF's until she started to show her habit in front of me. But a very nice dream any day of the week by far.

Lex

Naturegirl was a dream me dream with her twice was gret and and amazing her pic donot do her justice she is a hottie in person she meet you with some sexy outfit.

[QUOTE=BigDaddyDiddle; 1561437]Well Gentlemen,

I'm back in Fayetteville and had a couple new dreams from the last time I was here. My first dream I had a couple days ago with Courtney B. Called her up and she was happy to see me for short notice. Incall locations was a home. I guys I caught her by surprise because she met me at the door just in a tank top and panties. She led me to a room in the back where we talk for a little. Afterwards we got down to business. Started with CBJ and then on to some mish. She was a little bigger than I expected but her breast totally had me look past that. Finished off and she let me wash up while I left. 60 on the table in the room and then I woke up. I will not repeat this dream not because she was bad or anything. Jusy she just wasn't my type.

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Today I just woke up from an amazing dream I've had in a long time. In this dream I set up an interview with this Nature girl by a couple text messages. When I arrived she met me outside in a dress strippers normally wear on stage. She is a llittle older than what I normally dream of and her C-section scar made complete sense I saw her baby pouch but I had no problem with that. She led me to a shed like place in the back of her house which had me unease. When I walked in she told me to get comfortable which this little hut wasn't that bad so I had no problem to relax. As I laid on the bed she had there we talked a little and she got on top of me and grind like a vet stripper. She had me standing stiff and was ready to continue on. Started off with some CBJ. I'm not a well endowed man, just average, but I guess she was having problems with her tiny mouth was. Still wasn't going to stop me from having fun. She then rode me like I was a saddle for a very long time. In all my experiences I never been rode that long before the would want to switch to another position. Words can't describe how amazing I felt inside of her. I almost release quickly and had to calm down and switch positions. For a little over a hour I felt like I was in Ecstasy. Even if I didn't wanted it to end I had to wake up some time. I dropped my load, cleaned up, left. 80 on a stand, and woke up wanting to go back to sleep. I definitely want to dream about her again before I leave.

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YMMV, and happy hunting.

Diddle[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Nicholee26; 1560266]Good-morning Lex,

I see you are the king of Sex-quide,

Those book reports are very well written-maybe you can teach the other gents how to review a provider accurately. Now for your questions. As for Lovah Lovah we all know who thi man or human is. Some of our Backpage members do conversant on a bi-weekly basis. Some to learn information or to rant to one another. Lovah has came up a lot in our conversations. The statement is just a mixture of what everyone is saying! I personally was sick and tired of him. This part is just my opinion no one else! Many individuals come to my door with no condoms, proper currency or gifts or they show up at our door with several ms-understandings. I tell my clients to come prepared and if there are any questions or a direct time suggested call the night before. My favorite is a man with a limp. As a provider if its a fast act. Come prepared come in hard. Which is great I simply use a lasso but still some gentlemen complain-when we use all the tricks in the book and its still sag. Don't cross us out because you were simply not prepared. My favorite is Prostate massages it depends if this is done right. I use two fingers and lots of lube and patience Lex if not its painful. The straight man is finally discovering the gay mans secret. Men have a g-spot as well called the prostate. I am bi don't get me wrong I just prefer women. I can handle a man satisfy one but once again I prefer women. NO girl can touch me on that. I have females that come to get eaten out. Women enjoy it as much as men. Some use pumps, vibrators and toys the hottest thing is the glass dildo. The couples I take care of I gift books, toys and sex classes. As a curtsey only I will disclose my own link-but it is restricted. You will have to sign in! I have a lot of members on my site privacy is a must! If you need my picture ask-Nicholle My Link is.

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P S Also I think it would be great if there was a question or answer section-so we can fix common errors and ms-understandings. I seriously believe Backpage now is more of a quick fix now and no longer a place of business. I sometimes use Craigslist but I use the small business section! Once again I'm not trying to be anyone's enemies, Just had to get some things off my chest-Hello World I'm Nicholle![/QUOTE]And this goes to show that you are full of s. I came "prepared" as you would say. You are just trying to make me look bad just because I gave you a bad review. You apparently are seeing so many guys that you are getting me confused. Cause I certainly don't have any issues with "not rising to the occassion" or not bringing my own condoms. You sound ridiculous.

My fellow literary Artist, I have once again developed a new Character for our ongoing tales of fictional escapades into a dream world that does not exist. This character I will call, Heather.

Today was my first day of holiday where I will have the next 7 days of no work and nothing to do. So as I was searching the pages for something new, I found that we are pretty much still in a dry spell with talent in our all American city. So with much self debate I decided not to interview a common bird that we have all dreamed about and decided to explore a new bird that has not been reviewed. So I decided to interview Heather for my next story knowing full well I was setting myself up purely to TOFTT. I called the Bird to set something up and she answered and told me the location and we agreed that I would better find her location by GPS. So off to the village of Hope mills I go. The bird lives quite a distance into an area that I do no visit. Once I arrived to the location it was a very modest mobile home flat in a mobile home style park. I got out my transport and went to the door where she was waiting, once inside she greeted me with a light hug and we started a bit of small talk. Looking around at the home I was a bit Leary about the location, the flat was very damaged by her pets (Rugs chewed up, even the doors had bite marks) which I could see various Dogs wondering the interior (I am not a dog person, strike one). The bird Heather, apologizing for the mess after some small talk offered me to follow her to a back room (at this time I was thinking of excuses to leave) decided what the hell, The bird did have a very pretty face, surprising given that her posted photos make her look so much older than what she is. Very nice light eyes, pure blonde hair and very pleasant attitude. As she turned to walk, I couldn't help but notice how thin she really was. Very thin with no shape to mention or bottom to grasp. (strike two) Once in the back room we moved on to business, she started with a BBBJ that was a pure effortless on her part that didn't even bring me to erect state and after about two minutes she pulled out a cover and handed it to me as she started to get undressed, This bird body was very pale with the ugliest set of droopy breast I think I have ever seen, I never knew that such small breast could droopy. After stroking myself to semi erect I ensured that the cover was securely on we started out with her on her back and I try to concentrate on her face because that was the only attractive thing about her. As I worked into her womanhood, watching my Johnnie slide deeper into the bird, I still could barely maintain my erection so I quickly flipped the bird into a new position with her laying on her stomach and slide back into her from the back, with the lack of a nice round bottom I was able to go very deep into the bird while she buried her face and released moans with each deep hard thrust. I was only trying to get this shag over with, not trying to enjoy it, just burst and exit stage left. But would you know it, the bird asked was I almost done, Now mates I was taking it easy on the bint until those words came out. (strike three) At the point I didn't want to break the bint in half but I did start pounding the little frail bird hard and deeper as she screamed and moan that I was 'fucking the shit out of her' then I was spent. This interview was purely as a TOFTT act and a total waste of time and 80 banknotes. The bird is friendly, a novice at best but a waste. The body had seen much better days in its past and she is just a bird that is doing this to make it. No more, no less. I would not recommend nor will I repeat. As always be watchful in any dream, we all have our demons.

Arrivederci!

Lex luther.

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[QUOTE=LovahLovah;1561847]And this goes to show that you are full of s. I came "prepared" as you would say. You are just trying to make me look bad just because I gave you a bad review. You apparently are seeing so many guys that you are getting me confused. Cause I certainly don't have any issues with "not rising to the occassion" or not bringing my own condoms. You sound ridiculous.[/QUOTE]Don't be upset because no one likes you-keep the negative energy to yourself! I have moved on.

Thank you!

[QUOTE=LexintonLuther; 1562196]My fellow literary Artist, I have once again developed a new Character for our ongoing tales of fictional escapades into a dream world that does not exist. This character I will call, Heather.

Today was my first day of holiday where I will have the next 7 days of no work and nothing to do. So as I was searching the pages for something new, I found that we are pretty much still in a dry spell with talent in our all American city. So with much self debate I decided not to interview a common bird that we have all dreamed about and decided to explore a new bird that has not been reviewed. So I decided to interview Heather for my next story knowing full well I was setting myself up purely to TOFTT. I called the Bird to set something up and she answered and told me the location and we agreed that I would better find her location by GPS. So off to the village of Hope mills I go. The bird lives quite a distance into an area that I do no visit. Once I arrived to the location it was a very modest mobile home flat in a mobile home style park. I got out my transport and went to the door where she was waiting, once inside she greeted me with a light hug and we started a bit of small talk. Looking around at the home I was a bit Leary about the location, the flat was very damaged by her pets (Rugs chewed up, even the doors had bite marks) which I could see various Dogs wondering the interior (I am not a dog person, strike one). The bird Heather, apologizing for the mess after some small talk offered me to follow her to a back room (at this time I was thinking of excuses to leave) decided what the hell, The bird did have a very pretty face, surprising given that her posted photos make her look so much older than what she is. Very nice light eyes, pure blonde hair and very pleasant attitude. As she turned to walk, I couldn't help but notice how thin she really was. Very thin with no shape to mention or bottom to grasp. (strike two) Once in the back room we moved on to business, she started with a BBBJ that was a pure effortless on her part that didn't even bring me to erect state and after about two minutes she pulled out a cover and handed it to me as she started to get undressed, This bird body was very pale with the ugliest set of droopy breast I think I have ever seen, I never knew that such small breast could droopy. After stroking myself to semi erect I ensured that the cover was securely on we started out with her on her back and I try to concentrate on her face because that was the only attractive thing about her. As I worked into her womanhood, watching my Johnnie slide deeper into the bird, I still could barely maintain my erection so I quickly flipped the bird into a new position with her laying on her stomach and slide back into her from the back, with the lack of a nice round bottom I was able to go very deep into the bird while she buried her face and released moans with each deep hard thrust. I was only trying to get this shag over with, not trying to enjoy it, just burst and exit stage left. But would you know it, the bird asked was I almost done, Now mates I was taking it easy on the bint until those words came out. (strike three) At the point I didn't want to break the bint in half but I did start pounding the little frail bird hard and deeper as she screamed and moan that I was 'fucking the shit out of her' then I was spent. This interview was purely as a TOFTT act and a total waste of time and 80 banknotes. The bird is friendly, a novice at best but a waste. The body had seen much better days in its past and she is just a bird that is doing this to make it. No more, no less. I would not recommend nor will I repeat. As always be watchful in any dream, we all have our demons.

Arrivederci!

Lex luther.

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Sir Lex,

I hope you are feeling ok, I think not too many of us dare take a chance on this one. I don't mind TOFTT but you most definitely TOFTT, man I wish it had turned out better for you. I enjoyed hearing how you punished her for rushing you. One thing that is common that throws me for a loop is all these girls in a trailer park have apologies for the mess but as you and I both know they have not cleaned in weeks if not months.

Good luck on you next venture and remember sometime you don't need a review to know it's not worth it.

Happy hunting

[QUOTE=LexintonLuther; 1562196]My fellow literary Artist, I have once again developed a new Character for our ongoing tales of fictional escapades into a dream world that does not exist. This character I will call, Heather.

Today was my first day of holiday where I will have the next 7 days of no work and nothing to do. So as I was searching the pages for something new, I found that we are pretty much still in a dry spell with talent in our all American city. So with much self debate I decided not to interview a common bird that we have all dreamed about and decided to explore a new bird that has not been reviewed. So I decided to interview Heather for my next story knowing full well I was setting myself up purely to TOFTT. I called the Bird to set something up and she answered and told me the location and we agreed that I would better find her location by GPS. So off to the village of Hope mills I go. The bird lives quite a distance into an area that I do no visit. Once I arrived to the location it was a very modest mobile home flat in a mobile home style park. I got out my transport and went to the door where she was waiting, once inside she greeted me with a light hug and we started a bit of small talk. Looking around at the home I was a bit Leary about the location, the flat was very damaged by her pets (Rugs chewed up, even the doors had bite marks) which I could see various Dogs wondering the interior (I am not a dog person, strike one). The bird Heather, apologizing for the mess after some small talk offered me to follow her to a back room (at this time I was thinking of excuses to leave) decided what the hell, The bird did have a very pretty face, surprising given that her posted photos make her look so much older than what she is. Very nice light eyes, pure blonde hair and very pleasant attitude. As she turned to walk, I couldn't help but notice how thin she really was. Very thin with no shape to mention or bottom to grasp. (strike two) Once in the back room we moved on to business, she started with a BBBJ that was a pure effortless on her part that didn't even bring me to erect state and after about two minutes she pulled out a cover and handed it to me as she started to get undressed, This bird body was very pale with the ugliest set of droopy breast I think I have ever seen, I never knew that such small breast could droopy. After stroking myself to semi erect I ensured that the cover was securely on we started out with her on her back and I try to concentrate on her face because that was the only attractive thing about her. As I worked into her womanhood, watching my Johnnie slide deeper into the bird, I still could barely maintain my erection so I quickly flipped the bird into a new position with her laying on her stomach and slide back into her from the back, with the lack of a nice round bottom I was able to go very deep into the bird while she buried her face and released moans with each deep hard thrust. I was only trying to get this shag over with, not trying to enjoy it, just burst and exit stage left. But would you know it, the bird asked was I almost done, Now mates I was taking it easy on the bint until those words came out. (strike three) At the point I didn't want to break the bint in half but I did start pounding the little frail bird hard and deeper as she screamed and moan that I was 'fucking the shit out of her' then I was spent. This interview was purely as a TOFTT act and a total waste of time and 80 banknotes. The bird is friendly, a novice at best but a waste. The body had seen much better days in its past and she is just a bird that is doing this to make it. No more, no less. I would not recommend nor will I repeat. As always be watchful in any dream, we all have our demons.

Arrivederci!

Lex luther.

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[QUOTE=Big Gambler; 1562685]Sir Lex,

I hope you are feeling ok, I think not too many of us dare take a chance on this one. I don't mind TOFTT but you most definitely TOFTT, man I wish it had turned out better for you. I enjoyed hearing how you punished her for rushing you. One thing that is common that throws me for a loop is all these girls in a trailer park have apologies for the mess but as you and I both know they have not cleaned in weeks if not months.

Good luck on you next venture and remember sometime you don't need a review to know it's not worth it.

Happy hunting[/QUOTE]Sir Big G,

Sir, it was out of pure boredom, and plus you never know, we might have been missing out on the best that ever was. LOL. I knew it was going to be what it was the moment I called. No regrets, but I did want something new and there isn't much new around. I have even been sitting back the last couple of weeks being patient. I hope the birds get better with this time of year.

Lex

Hi my fellow dreams been out of town a few days but decided to fall into a day dream when I returned. This dream I decided on had very nice pictures smooth round ass and perky breast, very alluring. I made contact with her and set things up. She led me to an apartment complex which I had no issue with. She greeted me at the door and we did a quick LE check to which all was good. She led me upstairs to what was obviously her dream room, matress no sheets, garbage bag on the door for spent cover disposal. And un openef covers laid out. Once again no issue becuase thats what the dreams about. Once in the room she took her top off and started with a very very lazy CBJ, so lazy I didn't even get fully erect. Her pics were accurate and the body was very nice, so I used that as motivation. The bird then placed a little lube on herself and got into doggie position and that nice round ass was looking nice so I thought ok that works. As I begin to enter the bird she squirmed, moaned and pushed away. Would not have been much of a big deal but the issue was I had only put the head in. She was so tight and ran so much I could never get in and once again started to lose my erection, so I had the bird lay on her back to try that way. Same results asi entered her slow and careful she pushed away and would not let me get in her, just the tip of my head. At this point I was so frustrated, I lost my erection got up and to the bird to forget about it. Now idk no if this bird was just sore from a day full of fulfilling dreams or what but it was just a terrible dream for me. I'm sure there have been other post in this forum on her because I've seen her post numerous time, I may have just missed it. This was my experience with her and I would definetly not recommend or epeat. Don't be fooled by the nice ass in the pics. Though the pics are accurate, the service is a waist.

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