McHenry / Crystal Lake (McHenry County Area)

I've noticed over the past year there are a lot more girls in the area.

That being said most of them are from shit town Rockford, and most of you retards are over donating. These girls coming to Rockford figured out the game and where the dough lies, so instead of turning tricks on the streets of Rockford, they and their pimps drive out to MC and make a killing on you retards.

STOP OVER PAYING, talk down, don't take what they say. They'd say $$ if they thought you were stupid enough to give it up.

Typical should be:

60 to. 80 for Qhr.

$ to $. 20 Hhr.

$. 60 to $$ Hr.

That top end $$ is for good looking Chicago girls. Stop being played you morons. You idiots at the massage parlors are over donatingfor BJ / HJ action too.

Agree. A lot of mongers think with the wrong head and over tip because, well they are special to these ladies. LOL.

[QUOTE=Piemaster;2810972]I've noticed over the past year there are a lot more girls in the area.

That being said most of them are from shit town Rockford, and most of you retards are over donating. These girls coming to Rockford figured out the game and where the dough lies, so instead of turning tricks on the streets of Rockford, they and their pimps drive out to MC and make a killing on you retards.

STOP OVER PAYING, talk down, don't take what they say. They'd say $$ if they thought you were stupid enough to give it up.

Typical should be:

60 to. 80 for Qhr.

$ to $. 20 Hhr.

$. 60 to $$ Hr.

That top end $$ is for good looking Chicago girls. Stop being played you morons. You idiots at the massage parlors are over donatingfor BJ / HJ action too.[/QUOTE]

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Wondering if anybody has tried new masseuse advertising on CL? Today is the first time I've seen her post and she looks pretty. Thin, young, white, and brunette. PM if you want. I tried attaching the CL post, but something keeps going wrong.

Found myself bored Sunday and wished I had a muscle rub. So I thought about heading out to Best Massage on Algonquin, [URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/5493502485.html.[/URL] I pictured myself walking in and standing there for 2 minutes wondering if anyone was there. A woman walked out and said that they were very busy and can I come back in 1 hour? Now, when this has happened in the past at other places, I have been put in a room and waited. I was very happy she said that because this was NOT a young woman not even a good looking NON young woman, gone.

So as I was walking to my car, I thanked the AMP overlords for looking out for me and visioned myself walking into another place 2 minutes from there, [URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/body-rubs-grand-opening-magic-spa-10-off-1-hr/28549429.[/URL] I walked in to see a pretty, middle aged woman there waiting. She asked what I wanted and told her a massage. Now I asked for the hour but she refused the special rate as shown in the post. $. 7 and the TS is out of service. I must have asked her what her name was 6 times and she breezed past it every time. Her English was so so. Rub. Middle of the road, and it felt like she was trying to bruise me. At 45 minutes, she asked me to flip. Sheet never came off, no teasing, no anything and I was starting to figure that nothing was going to happen. At the hour, she said all done. I asked for 2 minutes more, took her hand and showed her where I needed attention. Then her English picked up and she said, no review, no report, no computer and I will make you happy. Hahahaha.

Gave the standard $. 4. I think about it again. I am still laughing that she wouldn't give me any name.

MD.

God, Mike, I miss the days when 2 minutes would get me across the finish line. God bless the young guys!

[QUOTE=MikeDago;2843009]Found myself bored Sunday and wished I had a muscle rub. So I thought about heading out to Best Massage on Algonquin, [URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/5493502485.html.[/URL] I pictured myself walking in and standing there for 2 minutes wondering if anyone was there. A woman walked out and said that they were very busy and can I come back in 1 hour? Now, when this has happened in the past at other places, I have been put in a room and waited. I was very happy she said that because this was NOT a young woman not even a good looking NON young woman, gone.

So as I was walking to my car, I thanked the AMP overlords for looking out for me and visioned myself walking into another place 2 minutes from there, [URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/body-rubs-grand-opening-magic-spa-10-off-1-hr/28549429.[/URL] I walked in to see a pretty, middle aged woman there waiting. She asked what I wanted and told her a massage. Now I asked for the hour but she refused the special rate as shown in the post. $. 7 and the TS is out of service. I must have asked her what her name was 6 times and she breezed past it every time. Her English was so so. Rub. Middle of the road, and it felt like she was trying to bruise me. At 45 minutes, she asked me to flip. Sheet never came off, no teasing, no anything and I was starting to figure that nothing was going to happen. At the hour, she said all done. I asked for 2 minutes more, took her hand and showed her where I needed attention. Then her English picked up and she said, no review, no report, no computer and I will make you happy. Hahahaha.

Gave the standard $. 4. I think about it again. I am still laughing that she wouldn't give me any name.

MD.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MikeDago;2843009]Found myself bored Sunday and wished I had a muscle rub. So I thought about heading out to Best Massage on Algonquin, [URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/5493502485.html.[/URL] I pictured myself walking in and standing there for 2 minutes wondering if anyone was there. A woman walked out and said that they were very busy and can I come back in 1 hour? Now, when this has happened in the past at other places, I have been put in a room and waited. I was very happy she said that because this was NOT a young woman not even a good looking NON young woman, gone.

So as I was walking to my car, I thanked the AMP overlords for looking out for me and visioned myself walking into another place 2 minutes from there, [URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/body-rubs-grand-opening-magic-spa-10-off-1-hr/28549429.[/URL] I walked in to see a pretty, middle aged woman there waiting. She asked what I wanted and told her a massage. Now I asked for the hour but she refused the special rate as shown in the post. $. 7 and the TS is out of service. I must have asked her what her name was 6 times and she breezed past it every time. Her English was so so. Rub. Middle of the road, and it felt like she was trying to bruise me. At 45 minutes, she asked me to flip. Sheet never came off, no teasing, no anything and I was starting to figure that nothing was going to happen. At the hour, she said all done. I asked for 2 minutes more, took her hand and showed her where I needed attention. Then her English picked up and she said, no review, no report, no computer and I will make you happy. Hahahaha.

Gave the standard $. 4. I think about it again. I am still laughing that she wouldn't give me any name.

MD.[/QUOTE]She old mamasan been there over year since open she boss but nothing special try world spa much more service.

Very disappointed I was there 2 weeks ago chiness girl name tina she was ok even old even ask money but I found she's not there anymore only owenerold mamasan there so I told mamasan I forgot the wallet be back and quickly out there I don't want old mamasan and place was smell food feel like restaurant OMG.

[QUOTE=LarryNorma;2849335]She old mamasan been there over year since open she boss but nothing special try world spa much more service.[/QUOTE]I apologize if I am wrong on this Larry Norma. There is a pattern to your posts. The multiple posts touting Trinity on different threads, along with the limited prose / grammar make me suspect.

On the positive side, if you are advertising for Trinity and are affiliated with them, then you know you are setting expectations from posters on this board, and I hope you plan on meeting them.

I think that Larry and Dona are a tag team match, or one and the same.

[QUOTE=GMan25;2851334]I apologize if I am wrong on this Larry Norma. There is a pattern to your posts. The multiple posts touting Trinity on different threads, along with the limited prose / grammar make me suspect.

On the positive side, if you are advertising for Trinity and are affiliated with them, then you know you are setting expectations from posters on this board, and I hope you plan on meeting them.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=GMan25;2851334]I apologize if I am wrong on this Larry Norma. There is a pattern to your posts. The multiple posts touting Trinity on different threads, along with the limited prose / grammar make me suspect.

On the positive side, if you are advertising for Trinity and are affiliated with them, then you know you are setting expectations from posters on this board, and I hope you plan on meeting them.[/QUOTE]Hello GMan25, I am just a travelling salesman who regularly gets a massage. I apologize for causing any discomfort or upsetting you. I am not associated with any advertisement company or whatnot. Like I said, I'm just a salesman and I only wanted to tell the truth. I won't be bothering you anymore with my post.

[QUOTE=Hrodebert;2851862]I think that Larry and Dona are a tag team match, or one and the same.[/QUOTE]Hello iam larry iam not related with nobody iam apologize make you think like that. But iam not.

[blue]Mmmmmm, so care to explain why you have the same back end information? I don't know why you owners keep doing this all over the forum, the guys always see right through it.

So yes, I think you are, and I'll be merging the users today.

A2[/blue]

Of course they are. I've been to Trinity and recommend.

[QUOTE=Hrodebert;2851862]I think that Larry and Dona are a tag team match, or one and the same.[/QUOTE]

Maybe iam a wrong report, if myreport was unsure or uncomfortable apology to members, iam better stop post,.

Haven't been in a while so I pulled in the other day. Had to exchange "Hello's" with 2 women in front of the Pilates first but so what.

Got buzzed in and was greeted by a grannie with a deep voice smelling of smoke that had just woken from a nap. I could tell she would've been a player because she let me graze her top while she was asking me how long I wanted. Asked her if she was the only one there and from behind a curtain I heard another even older sounding voice that said "Everyone busy now Come back later. " I said Ok. Thanks.

I hit this place about every 3-4 mos just to see if anythings new. Nothing new. Same old.

[QUOTE=HeadFirst;2869689]Haven't been in a while so I pulled in the other day. Had to exchange "Hello's" with 2 women in front of the Pilates first but so what.

Got buzzed in and was greeted by a grannie with a deep voice smelling of smoke that had just woken from a nap. I could tell she would've been a player because she let me graze her top while she was asking me how long I wanted. Asked her if she was the only one there and from behind a curtain I heard another even older sounding voice that said "Everyone busy now Come back later. " I said Ok. Thanks.

I hit this place about every 3-4 mos just to see if anythings new. Nothing new. Same old.[/QUOTE]If you are in that neighborhood go to World. You won't be disappointed.

Wow Crystal lake area has dried up.

[QUOTE=MehMedic;2916473]Wow Crystal lake area has dried up.[/QUOTE]All the Mamasans are very nervous with all the activity. It pays to be a regular.

[QUOTE=DoctorWelby;2917225]All the Mamasans are very nervous with all the activity. It pays to be a regular.[/QUOTE]I agree. Had my regulars. But then the new crop came in and they are meh. I have 1 that is still around but no set schedule.

[QUOTE=DoctorWelby;2871659]If you are in that neighborhood go to World. You won't be disappointed.[/QUOTE]Haven't been to this place in over 5 years. I live in the area and was always a bit nervous about someone seeing me. The last time I was there, there were ZERO options. Nothing. Basically done & get out, thank you. So that is why I haven't returned. Went based on recent reviews and had Jeannie.

A little older but very fit and had a great personality. When I told her I haven't been there in 5 years she really wanted to know why and kept asking. Then asking who and where I have been. I understand but it got annoying. Now at the main event the auctioneer came out and the negotiation started. I want an upgrade but not the top of the line. She wanted. 6 for standard and $ for upgrade #1. I said too much and she said it would be less if she knew me. Ok, at this point most of the fun was taken out so I stuck with standard.

All in all a good time. She kept telling me that the other girl there is younger, prettier and more fun. I didn't understand why she was pushing me away. I did see her, younger yes, by about 15 years.

I had not thought about it in some time. However, I have had visits to AMPs where the woman is quite interested in the competition, rates, services, etc. This is a great opportunity for you. For example, at "New Life", "Lux", and "Yedam" I had the women ask about other places. Once she asked $120 for FS and I said last week I paid $100 at Yun. 100% of the time, they will cave when you present them with "market data". The other thing you do, assuming you had an enjoyable session, is say something like "I want to see you again. Where will you go? Can I get your contact information?" Again, they are trying to get regular customers who are not LEO. So there's a good chance she will want to see you again also. Bob.

[QUOTE=MikeDago;2919026]Haven't been to this place in over 5 years. I live in the area and was always a bit nervous about someone seeing me. The last time I was there, there were ZERO options. Nothing. Basically done & get out, thank you. So that is why I haven't returned. Went based on recent reviews and had Jeannie.

A little older but very fit and had a great personality. When I told her I haven't been there in 5 years she really wanted to know why and kept asking. Then asking who and where I have been. I understand but it got annoying. Now at the main event the auctioneer came out and the negotiation started. I want an upgrade but not the top of the line. She wanted. 6 for standard and $ for upgrade #1. I said too much and she said it would be less if she knew me. Ok, at this point most of the fun was taken out so I stuck with standard.

All in all a good time. She kept telling me that the other girl there is younger, prettier and more fun. I didn't understand why she was pushing me away. I did see her, younger yes, by about 15 years.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bob521;2919166]I had not thought about it in some time. However, I have had visits to AMPs where the woman is quite interested in the competition, rates, services, etc. This is a great opportunity for you. For example, at "New Life", "Lux", and "Yedam" I had the women ask about other places. Once she asked $120 for FS and I said last week I paid $100 at Yun. 100% of the time, they will cave when you present them with "market data". The other thing you do, assuming you had an enjoyable session, is say something like "I want to see you again. Where will you go? Can I get your contact information?" Again, they are trying to get regular customers who are not LEO. So there's a good chance she will want to see you again also. Bob.[/QUOTE]They won't want to see you again if you are cheap. Give the extra. 2 and make everyone happy. If you pay the services get better every time.

Jessica is a cool lady. See her if she is still there.

[QUOTE=MikeDago;2919026]Haven't been to this place in over 5 years. I live in the area and was always a bit nervous about someone seeing me. The last time I was there, there were ZERO options. Nothing. Basically done & get out, thank you. So that is why I haven't returned. Went based on recent reviews and had Jeannie.

A little older but very fit and had a great personality. When I told her I haven't been there in 5 years she really wanted to know why and kept asking. Then asking who and where I have been. I understand but it got annoying. Now at the main event the auctioneer came out and the negotiation started. I want an upgrade but not the top of the line. She wanted. 6 for standard and $ for upgrade #1. I said too much and she said it would be less if she knew me. Ok, at this point most of the fun was taken out so I stuck with standard.

All in all a good time. She kept telling me that the other girl there is younger, prettier and more fun. I didn't understand why she was pushing me away. I did see her, younger yes, by about 15 years.[/QUOTE]

Last 2 X I was here there's been a new face. Middle age, shorter dark hair, ok body and face. Told me her name was Sue Fay (sp)? Medium amount of fun at the going rates so I stopped in tonight for round 3. She's gone and the regular is back, medium length brown curly hair. Don't know what her name is, never asked. Stuck around for the half.

Wish Amy would come back.

Has anyone tried the new place in Crystal Lake. I saw an ad on BP. The ad does not have a name of place.

[QUOTE=BigWillie1111;2927025]Has anyone tried the new place in Crystal Lake. I saw an ad on BP. The ad does not have a name of place.[/QUOTE][URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-opening-new-spa-your-best-choice-in-town/37509280[/URL] I saw that ad too. I guess they couldn't decide on a name. SaintChuck.

That was the name listed in the rub site review site.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;2927685][URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-opening-new-spa-your-best-choice-in-town/37509280[/URL] I saw that ad too. I guess they couldn't decide on a name. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bob521;2927704]That was the name listed in the rub site review site.[/QUOTE]Interesting. That's incorporated. Maybe I'll check out tomorrow. I'll let you know.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/awesome-oriental-bodywork-aleda-spa/29268313[/URL] I was wondering if anybody has been to this place recently? The only thing I could find in this thread was a negative report from October 2015. I received info today that they have some new staff and I was wondering if anybody has been there recently. The place is a bit out of my zone, but if needed I can TOFTT next week. SaintChuck.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;2928679][URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/awesome-oriental-bodywork-aleda-spa/29268313[/URL] I was wondering if anybody has been to this place recently? The only thing I could find in this thread was a negative report from October 2015. I received info today that they have some new staff and I was wondering if anybody has been there recently. The place is a bit out of my zone, but if needed I can TOFTT next week. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]I didn't care for it but I haven't been there an about a year either.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;2928679][URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/awesome-oriental-bodywork-aleda-spa/29268313[/URL] I was wondering if anybody has been to this place recently? The only thing I could find in this thread was a negative report from October 2015. I received info today that they have some new staff and I was wondering if anybody has been there recently. The place is a bit out of my zone, but if needed I can TOFTT next week. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]I stopped in last month. Quickly turned around and left. Read more in post # 815 in this thread. If you want the cliff notes version save your greenbacks for somewhere else.

[QUOTE=BigWillie1111;2927025]Has anyone tried the new place in Crystal Lake. I saw an ad on BP. The ad does not have a name of place.[/QUOTE]I called a little while ago to see if they're open yet. Yes. What time you come? She sounds like someone I've talked to before so just out of curiosity I'll probably be checking it out. Ad is in both massage and body rubs. Hmmm. 10 minutes away so it'll be convenient if it pans out.

[QUOTE=Bob521;2927704]That was the name listed in the rub site review site.[/QUOTE]Ok. So I had a dream yesterday. I walk in one person working. Mid 40's. Face ok. Body great. Massage was weird. Very good massage but weird. Payed a lot of attention to odd places. Wrists, knees, arms. Kinda felt like I was at a chiropractor. On the flip. Remains odd. And then just goes for the handshake. No talking. Tip standard 4 and then woke up. Do I hope to repeat the dream 50/50 chance.

Based on your comments I would wager that she is trained in TCM (traditional Chinese Medicine) and was using accupressure points. Chi. Energy points that run throughout the body. I had told one woman (actually it was my friend "L") about my diabetes and erectile (ahh. Issues) and she did a heck of a job curing both. Seriously. Sent me lots of information about these topics.

I would then guess that she is new to this country and pretty much got stuck doing handjobs just to get by. Like StChuck's paddycake woman. My theory is you did not get an ordinary woman. You got an interesting one stuck in a shit situation. If you like the woman at all, I would suspect you could talk to her, using WeChat or Google translate. Get to know her and you might find she's a cool chick. IF you develop a relationship, there would be no limits to what might happen. If you don't like her, maybe someone else might. Bob.

[QUOTE=MehMedic;2929804]Ok. So I had a dream yesterday. I walk in one person working. Mid 40's. Face ok. Body great. Massage was weird. Very good massage but weird. Payed a lot of attention to odd places. Wrists, knees, arms. Kinda felt like I was at a chiropractor. On the flip. Remains odd. And then just goes for the handshake. No talking. Tip standard 4 and then woke up. Do I hope to repeat the dream 50/50 chance.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MehMedic;2929804]Ok. So I had a dream yesterday. I walk in one person working. Mid 40's. Face ok. Body great. Massage was weird. Very good massage but weird. Payed a lot of attention to odd places. Wrists, knees, arms. Kinda felt like I was at a chiropractor. On the flip. Remains odd. And then just goes for the handshake. No talking. Tip standard 4 and then woke up. Do I hope to repeat the dream 50/50 chance.[/QUOTE]Stopped last night a little after 8. Guess someone beat me to it. 2 cars in front and the door was locked. There was one car in the lot with lights on and he waited for me to park. Apparently I parked in front of his buisness so he walked up to my car and asked me if I was coming to his place. I politely said no and he got in his car and drove away. Made me a little nervous. He is probably pissed that his new nieghbor is getting more respectable buisnessmen visiting than he is. I'm guessing they won't last long at that location. Also your vehical is easily seen from 176 and I'm a local so I'm not sure I'll be back.

[QUOTE=Piemaster;2810972]I've noticed over the past year there are a lot more girls in the area.

That being said most of them are from shit town Rockford, and most of you retards are over donating. These girls coming to Rockford figured out the game and where the dough lies, so instead of turning tricks on the streets of Rockford, they and their pimps drive out to MC and make a killing on you retards.

STOP OVER PAYING, talk down, don't take what they say. They'd say $$ if they thought you were stupid enough to give it up.

Typical should be:

60 to. 80 for Qhr.

$ to $. 20 Hhr.

$. 60 to $$ Hr.

That top end $$ is for good looking Chicago girls. Stop being played you morons. You idiots at the massage parlors are over donatingfor BJ / HJ action too.[/QUOTE]All you guys who are as experienced as your posts would lead me to believe are never going to pay more just because someone else does. Let the girls make their $$$ - it's a seller's market, in case you hadn't noticed. Maybe the reason they take less from us is because they can occasionally get more from the rubes. Had that crossed your mind?

Market price = what the buyer is willing to pay. It's pretty simple economics and your personal skills will save you a lot more money than trying to police the behavior of others. Just my 2 c.

I want to help my fellows too, but in the moment, you do what you do. It has no impact on any other skilled monger.

We all know the general guidelines, the normal structure.

There is no need for anyone to chastise anyone else.

For massages, Sometimes the girls deserve a bump up in structure when they do a good job.

With the same girl, I have gone. 4 tipping on a massage to. 6, and the other way around.

At a place that is no longer open, I had a girl I would tip. 8 to on a regular basis. She was busy, and I got someone else. Standard massage, standard. 4. She says "so and so says you tip more" I said "so and so does a lot more to get it". Next time I was in, the girl I tipped standard went WAAAYYYY above and beyond and was rewarded for it.

With the BP girls, I check the price and don't see the upsellers or rushers. The good ones get normal rates, and when they go up and beyond expectations I will tip them on the way out.

The only real rule that needs to be followed is this- tip extra for great services rendered, not hoping for better service via larger tips. There is no incentive for a waitress to bust her ass for you after she gets her tip.

Not only do the mongers know 40/60 /100 so do the women. At one place a girl was explaining it to my friend. If she asks for more, and asks in advance, then obviously she's scamming an unsuspecting customer. I'd leave if I got the price list before the act. I just hate that. However, I do agree that extra effort or extra time deserves extra tip. Bob.

[QUOTE=Rabble;2931481]We all know the general guidelines, the normal structure.

There is no need for anyone to chastise anyone else.

For massages, Sometimes the girls deserve a bump up in structure when they do a good job.

With the same girl, I have gone. 4 tipping on a massage to. 6, and the other way around.

At a place that is no longer open, I had a girl I would tip. 8 to on a regular basis. She was busy, and I got someone else. Standard massage, standard. 4. She says "so and so says you tip more" I said "so and so does a lot more to get it". Next time I was in, the girl I tipped standard went WAAAYYYY above and beyond and was rewarded for it.

With the BP girls, I check the price and don't see the upsellers or rushers. The good ones get normal rates, and when they go up and beyond expectations I will tip them on the way out.

The only real rule that needs to be followed is this- tip extra for great services rendered, not hoping for better service via larger tips. There is no incentive for a waitress to bust her ass for you after she gets her tip.[/QUOTE]

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I made it out to this place. Do any of you mongers remember Lisa? She was in Waukegan about 2 years ago then left. She has been around. I feel she starts up all these places then disappears. She gave and incredible deep tissue massage. Best I have had in a couple years. Standard finish. No haggle. Worth the massage alone.