CookyJar's Streetwalker Photos

[QUOTE=North Bound]I think you missed the whole point. The four senior members in Boston and the other guys here were all talking about pussy. Ugly pussy. Follow the link and look at the picture that grossed them out. Johnny B. gets praised around here because he photos and EXPERIENCES good-looking pussy.[/QUOTE]

Nope, I didn't miss the point. I understand perfectly what the guys in Boston were getting act. I agree with them to a point. Some of the girls look like shit, and some don't, but that's my opinion. They have a right to their opinions. And, as far as I am concern, Johnny does one hell of a job.

What gets me is the complaining done by members who have yet to post anything of a relevant nature. They just come out of the wood work to complain about the same of crap.

Let it be understood that I don't post pictures to please anyone’s personal needs. I post the pictures of the girls who are out there. It is not my responsibility to find the good looking girls, the ugly girls or the girls who'll let you fuck them in the ass. I don't care about what others think of these girls. I am only concerned with my own interactions with them. Some of them I fuck. Some of them, I let suck my dick. And there are some who I would not fuck with your dick.

The Boston members had it right. Theirs was not a judgment of me but a judgment on the girls who pictures I take and the opinions of others who have made comments concerning what they think of me and my pictures. Their comments were their opinions. I have no problem with their statements.

Let me add just one more idea - we all have our own personal taste with it comes to woman. Don't be so eager to judge the next guys taste or preferences.

CookyJar

PS: Follow this [post=639811] Link [/post] to see my response to our Boston Brothers.

[QUOTE=North Bound]I think you missed the whole point. The four senior members in Boston and the other guys here were all talking about pussy. Ugly pussy. Follow the link and look at the picture that grossed them out. Johnny B. gets praised around here because he photos and EXPERIENCES good-looking pussy.[/QUOTE]Get lost, loser. Your attempt to make it seem like there is some groundswell of support for criticizing CookyJar is laughable. The vote is in and sorry but your side lost the battle and the war. Kind of like the U.S. defeating Grenada.

I checked your 21 "reports." Not one is about you actually mongering. Two have been deleted by the Administrator for being argumentative or having no value. You got started by criticizing Dark Phoenix and then found your life's work criticizing CookyJar. "Flaming" and "trolling" are prohibited here and after 21 reports it is clear that is all you do. I hope to see you join fellow Philly forum losers La Paz and Skrit in the Banned Users Hall of Shame.

The problem is where are some recent pictures of Cherry, AKA Ms. Congeniality 2007? I'd love to see that red head just one more time. Keep up the good work.

This board should be like a reality TV show and we can vote off the malicious dorks whose only purpose on here is to badmouth goodfellas like Cookyjar and JohnnyBlaze.

Cookyjar is the most entertaining and brilliant member of this board and needs no defense for his work on here. Likewise, JohnnyBlaze proves time and again he's a major league talent scout on the K, and his reports are always welcome, as are his pics of his dirty girls in action.

I am an occasional poster on here, but I stand by the quality of my past reports, plus I must confess I look forward to reading the reports of some of the more bold, entertaining, and brilliant lads on here that consistantly make the Philly threads the best of the entire USASexGuide. All the creepy little wankers who badmouth Cooky and Johnny are whiny little dorks who serve no purpose other than to waste valuable space on this excellent board.

I have not been trolling around Kensington Ave lately. I have been giving the “K,” a bit of a break. I figured it would be kind of like hitting the refresh button, who knows, maybe something new will show up.

But, now that the weather is changing, I am ready to get back out there. If I am remembering correctly – Springtime is the best time for hunting on the “K.” Springtime is not only the time for new growth, it is also the time for some SWers to come out of hibernation.

While waiting for the weather to break, I got to thinking of some my old friends. I am talking about those girls who I have not seen for some time, months in some cases and years in others. I got to thinking: Wonder what ever happen to “what’s a name,” and I wonder if anyone has seen “what’s a name,” lately.

So here is a post, asking the question, “What ever happened to:”?

Has anyone seen my long lost wife, [post=530421] Andrea [/post]? Last I heard Andrea was in Atlantic City. Andrea remains special to me, I hope she found her way out of the jungle.

And what ever happened to [post=447110] Erika [/post]? I would love to see Erika again. If I am not mistaken, she was a long time resident of the “K.” Is she still around?

The last report on [post=467547] Maria [/post] that I got was from her friend, Sabrina. The word on the street and from Sabrina was that Maria had put on a few pounds. Has she lost the weight? Is she out and about? She and Sabrina make a great tag team.

[post=508849] Ashley [/post] was a really cool date. I saw her only that once. What ever happened to Her?

[post=454241] Nellie [/post] was one of the first girl I meant on the “k.” She is a HSW with a lot of class. We has some fun together. Anybody seen her lately?

(Continued in next post)

CookyJar

Here is another one that I thought was a Kensington Ave regular. [post=457699] Janie [/post] did say that she was going into rehab. I hope she did and I hope it stuck. Whatever happened to her?

Does anyone have any information on [post=460064] Victoria [/post]? Last thing I heard was that she was having big time drug problems. I also heard that she was still around but looking bad.

I could go on and include dozens more onto the list. We all know that girls come and go. Yet, for one reason or another, these girls are different (to me), and they made an impression. Whether it was the service provided, their personality and personal story or their overall hotness that makes them stick out in my mind – I would like to know - were are they now.

CookyJar

Well if you would have knocked any of them you'd know where they are.

I never seen Victoria out even once since you 1st reported on her, so I couldn't be helpful.

As far as the others, I haven't seen then either.

The only one I see when I am in Philly is usually Jackie.

I sure wish I could locate some of the hot local SW's I have known over the years. But that is simply the nature of game. In many cases you will see a SW and never see or hear from them again.

[QUOTE=Coconut Poke]I've noticed this too. Guys in the streetwalker thread come back occasionally with updated info on SW's they knocked before. When you fuck a girl you like you try to see her again, and despite lost cell phones and some of them moving on, you do get repeats. The fake fucks here are fun to read but if you're not going back to them you're just having fun with the camera hole, not the pussy hole.[/QUOTE]

Thanks Coconut Poke, I was trying to figure out what Nico was saying. I don't do a lot of "Knocking." I find that terms like "knocking," are unclear and I wasn't sure whether he was referring to a violent act or fucking.

At any rate I still don’t know what “Knocking” has to do with anything. I simply asked whether anyone knew the whereabouts of certain girls. What I wanted to do with that information would be my business, wouldn’t it?

I do have another question to ask. What is a fake fuck? Are they as good as an actual fucks? As a fake poster, I am sure you are the one to answer questions concerning fake fucks.

Fortunately, for myself, I have done and reported lots of repeats.

CookyJar

[QUOTE=CookyJar]

The last report on [post=467547] Maria [/post] that I got was from her friend, Sabrina. The word on the street and from Sabrina was that Maria had put on a few pounds. Has she lost the weight? Is she out and about? She and Sabrina make a great tag team.

CookyJar[/QUOTE]

I am still not having any luck traveling the "K." On two separate occasions I had to pass on Kensington Avenue and move on the Broadway. There were girls on Kensington Avenue, but nothing that I was in the mood for. They were mostly MILF WSWers and lately I've been having a craving for the younger models.

My travels on the “K,” were not a total loss. I did a catch and release on Brittney. She is by far the best looking girl walking the "K" at this time (IMHO). We did not connect for various reason but made plans to do something at a later date.

I also ran into Sabrina. I parked at the DD, purchased a diet coke, and walked around the corner to speak with Sabrina. Cute and Sexy as ever, Sabrina was tempting. But again, I have something special in mind when it come to Sabrina (and her friend Maria). According to Sabrina, Maria was having some legal problems and was not available at this time. Sabrina seemed to think that Maria would be available later this week. Perhaps we'll be able to get together next week. I didn't ask about Maria’s weight. For some reason it didn't seem appropriate, to ask, at the time. Besides, a threesome with these two, in a nice location, would be great regardless. (One of the things that I like about Sabrina is that she always has the same number. If you have a number for Sabrina, it's still good.)

CookyJar

CookyJar,

All of a sudden I have this uncontrolable urge to eat me a pretzal.

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=53115[/url]

Misfit

[QUOTE=CookyJar]Thanks Coconut Poke, I was trying to figure out what Nico was saying. I don't do a lot of "Knocking." I find that terms like "knocking," are unclear and I wasn't sure whether he was referring to a violent act or fucking.

At any rate I still don’t know what “Knocking” has to do with anything. I simply asked whether anyone knew the whereabouts of certain girls. [/QUOTE]
To Knock a girl means to spit some game at her. To get her from being a renegade and to choose with you. She'd join your team and ho for you. I could have swore I read somewhere you were black. Simply terms like that you should know if you are black. If I need to break it down more simple for you I can.

[QUOTE=Nico]To Knock a girl means to spit some game at her. To get her from being a renegade and to choose with you. She'd join your team and ho for you. I could have swore I read somewhere you were black. Simply terms like that you should know if you are black. If I need to break it down more simple for you I can.[/QUOTE]

Hey! Nico,

Thanks for the definition. Most be a generational gap or something. “Spitting Game,” Now, that I understand. Back in my day we’d say “Rap” or” Spit Game.”

At any rate, it doesn’t matter, if I didn’t understand, I should have asked. But, I thought I knew. I thought you were talking about, “Knocking” as in “Knocking Boots.”

You do offer a good point. Maybe if I’d put down a better game, I’d have the information I desire. Problem is, I’m no pimp. I am just a player; a squirrel in you world, trying to get a nut.

CookyJar

[QUOTE=Wallingford]
I would make one observation: the nervous denials (instead of just ignoring it all) don't help.

Methinks someone is protesting too much. Why not just drop it and get back to the picture-taking which we all appreciate (and is verifiable).[/QUOTE]

You guys have called me everything but a child of god.

You suck all of the fun out of everything.

I will ignore you, if you and your alter egos will ignore me. Deal?

CookyJar

[QUOTE=Jermaine]He aint full black.[/QUOTE]

Who is?

CookyJar

Man I solute you bro!! love all of your pics but just one question: Where in the hell do I find a job like youres to afford such nice rewards such as youres? I bow befor you monger god! LOL

[b]At the count of three, I want everybody in the place to be, to make some noise if ya down with me. One, two, three

Here we go, now.

Some of y'all might know this, and some of y'all don't. Some of y'all might be with this, and some of y'all won't. Listen! Have mercy! I hope ya don't mind, but, let me clear my throat. Cough, cough, cough![/b]

I was on my way down to Kensington Avenue. My luck hasn’t been that good on the “K,” lately. I wasn’t looking to hit the jack pot. I just wanted something kind of nice. I just wanted to make a quick trip, get my rocks off, and return home. I had just finished a hard work-out at the gym. I was still feeling that adrenaline high and needed to release a little stress.

I was traveling down Erie Ave, just pass 13th street, when I spotted Eunice coming out of a corner store. She was walking down the other side of the street, but she was heading in my direction. I decided to give it a try, and pulled over about a half a block in front of her. Sure enough she crossed over. As she approached, I gave her a glance and she returned my glance with the “look.” I motioned to her and she came over.

At first I was a little disappointed. The long hair had given me the impression of a hot HSW. After all, this was the right neighborhood. But, as I said, I just wanted something quick, so I figured, “She’d do.” I didn’t even approach her for pictures. I just bargained for a little half and half, a wham, bam, thank you mam – kind of a date. We went back to my place.

Once back at my place, she started to strip. That’s when I thought.

[b]"Come here girl, what your name is? Where you from? Turn around? Is that your ass or your momma half reindeer? I can't explain it but I am damn sure glad you came here."[/b]

That’s right, suddenly it was getting, “Hot in here.”

From that point on, it was a Motor-Booty affair. The conversation turned to her Butt. That seemed to be all we talked about, her butt. I asked her, “Damn, is that your butt, girl?” I don’t know why I asked such a stupid question. She started to laugh and said, “Yeah.” Getting a conversation going, I said; “I’ll bet all of the guys (your dates) like your ass, I’ll bet.” Again, she laughed and said, “Yea, they always talk about it.” Then I asked, what I thought to be the obvious question, “You do anal?” She let out another big laugh and said, “NO.” She said, “Everyone always ask me that and I always tell them that it’s not for putting things in.” She went on telling me about the lengths that some guys went too. She told me that they often beg her and promise to be gentle. She even claimed that one guy had offered her $500 buck. She said, “he wanted to put just the head in and cum in her ass.” She told me, she had told him no, of cause. She claimed that he ended up busting his nut between her cheeks and cumming all over her ass (for $200).

We were still talking about ass, her ass, when I remembered what Nelly had asked, [b]“Why you at the bar if you ain’t popping the bottles. What good is all the fame if you ain’t fucking the models? I see you driving, sports cars, but you ain’t hitting the throttle.”[/b] So I asked, “What good is having all that ass, if you ain’t using it?”

Eunice proceeded to give me a lesson in ass uses. I am talking nasty sex. I mean Motor Booty sex. I got all kinds of lap dances, booty bounces, reverse cow girl fucks. She clapped her ass, squeezed my dick with her ass and fucked me every which way, but loose with her ass. We did it doggie style, from the side, with me on my back and her rolling on top of me giving me an ass massage. Then she rode me reverse cowgirl again. I finished, on top of her, fucking her pussy and using her fat ass like a fluffy pillow underneath of her. That’s what a fat ass is best used for, lifting the pussy up so you can hit it right. When Eunice tensed-up her ass, her mid section rose up a good inch and a half maybe two inches. It was kind of like she was doing ass-ups, in opposed to push-ups.

Eunice’s ass was not the only unique thing about her. She was willing to give me all the time I needed. She told me not to worry, that she liked me and was having fun, so she wanted to stay for awhile. We had a snack. We took a few pictures. We played sex games and tried out some weird positions. We fucked like wild beast. All the time we held a running conversation/joke about big butts. It was only after I said I was spent, done, finished and could do no more, that she said she had to go. We dressed and I drove her back to Erie Avenue.

I was so done end that I couldn't even drive home, I went back to my city place and took a nap.

Eunice is not be a young chippy. She has all of the right stuff and the right moves and most importantly - she knows how to use what she’s got. I’d certainly do her again. YMMV.

CookyJar

[b]Yo, I'm the big booty type. I like them thick with their mind right. With a banging personality, and a conversation when the times right.

I like the cocky bow legged ones, the white and Dominicans, the Hispanics and Asians.

I like everybody when they do it well. If they hootchies, I can’t tell. Everybody’s a hootchies when they do it, and do it well.[/b]

CookyJar

Ill give you props Cook.. This is prolly the best BSW youve ever posted IMO.. She definetly got ass on her.

Cookyjar,

Just ass'in how much pussy juice on that grey couch?

Damn I could'a had a V-8

LOL

[QUOTE=Rumbler]Cookyjar,

Just ass'in how much pussy juice on that grey couch?

Damn I could'a had a V-8

LOL[/QUOTE]

It happens (LOL)

CookyJar

[QUOTE=Trick Williams]Ill give you props Cook.. This is prolly the best BSW youve ever posted IMO.. She definetly got ass on her.[/QUOTE]

I thought you'd like this one. Fact is I started to leave you a note over on the DC forum. I decided not too once I saw all the fun you guys were having with Ms. Biggabitch.

CookyJar

Cooky from the looks of it you knocked all the dust off her booty. I dont even see a drop of dust anywhere in site.
Its time Cooky renames the Knocking the Dust off the booty move.
Great Job and you just know how to hook them.
LOL!!!!!

Happy Hunting..

[QUOTE=R Consultant]Cooky from the looks of it you knocked all the dust off her booty. I dont even see a drop of dust anywhere in site.
Its time Cooky renames the Knocking the Dust off the booty move.
Great Job and you just know how to hook them.
LOL!!!!!

Happy Hunting..[/QUOTE]

No! No! No! It's Knockin Boots, not Knocking Booty. LOL

Here is another of those hard to explain expressions from back in the day.

"Bumpin Uglies," Try to explain that one.

LOL

CookyJar

Nice fine cookyjar, that girl got a cocktail table ass. The kind of ass you can sit your drink on while fucking her. Too bad no anal though.
Greetings from the "D" the sw scene is so bad here I quit searching for em.

[QUOTE=CookyJar]I thought you'd like this one. Fact is I started to leave you a note over on the DC forum. I decided not too once I saw all the fun you guys were having with Ms. Biggabitch.

CookyJar[/QUOTE]

LOL!!! Never a dull moment on the DC side.. I know Philly has its share of bootyliscious SW's.. Dont hesitate to post anymore in the future.

I have been waiting a long time to see you post a girl with a nice ASS!! Thanks, and like TW said, keep posting girls like that for our enjoyment.


CHris H

[QUOTE=Chris H]I have been waiting a long time to see you post a girl with a nice ASS!! Thanks, and like TW said, keep posting girls like that for our enjoyment.


CHris H[/QUOTE]

I like the big booty types. I like em all. I am especially fond of small spinners with healthy firm butts.

[QUOTE=Bigboi47]Nice fine cookyjar, that girl got a cocktail table ass. The kind of ass you can sit your drink on while fucking her. Too bad no anal though.
Greetings from the "D" the sw scene is so bad here I quit searching for em.[/QUOTE]

It was all good. The fact that anal wasn't on the table didn't bother me in the least. She let me do everything else I wanted to do to her behind. I smacked it, slapped it, and she shook it. She let me ride it, rub my dick between the cheeks. She gave me lap dances, and booty massages. She gave up everything but the asshole. Believe me, I ain't mad at her.

CookyJar

That girl got some booty on her cooky!
Type of booty that make white boys wanna scream and shout!
LOL!
Thanks for pics, i love them.
Be safe out there.........

[QUOTE=Looking #1]Here is the photo right before, This will explain the facial expression.[/QUOTE]

Like I said, the original picture needs no explanation.

Angie may not have the prettiest face on the Avenue. She may not have the best body. I think she has a unique look about her that is very appealing.

I should have added her to my, “Were are they now list.” Anybody seen Angie lately?

[QUOTE=Looking #1]I have been forced into retirement, LE gave me written trespassing warning if I am found on the Ave again.. :( It is not worth the chance.[/QUOTE]

I agree totally, if you've gotten a written warning; it isn't worth it. Have you thought of trying NJ?

CookyJar

[QUOTE=CookyJar]Like I said, the original picture needs no explanation.

Angie may not have the prettiest face on the Avenue. She may not have the best body. I think she has a unique look about her that is very appealing.

I should have added her to my, “Were are they now list.” Anybody seen Angie lately?

I agree totally, if you've gotten a written warning; it isn't worth it. Have you thought of trying NJ?

CookyJar[/QUOTE]She's still at K and Westmoreland but don't work anymore from what i understand. I reported seeing her a few weeks ago just sitting outside the house. T

[QUOTE=CookyJar]Like I said, the original picture needs no explanation.

Angie may not have the prettiest face on the Avenue. She may not have the best body. I think she has a unique look about her that is very appealing.

I should have added her to my, “Were are they now list.” Anybody seen Angie lately?



I agree totally, if you've gotten a written warning; it isn't worth it. Have you thought of trying NJ?

CookyJar[/QUOTE]

No I don't plan on going to Camden, due to the car I drive would stand out like it has red light on it. I need to get mongering car that would blend in first. I still go to AC but I get a room at a casino and walk the streets to make contract then hop a Jitney, I just can't get any girls to agree to photo's.

[QUOTE=T Shirt]She's still at K and Westmoreland but don't work anymore from what i understand. I reported seeing her a few weeks ago just sitting outside the house. T[/QUOTE]

Thanks T,

I did a search and found you original report. I hope she make's it, for the baby sake and hers.

CookyJar

[QUOTE=Looking #1]No I don't plan on going to Camden, due to the car I drive would stand out like it has red light on it. I need to get mongering car that would blend in first. I still go to AC but I get a room at a casino and walk the streets to make contract then hop a Jitney, I just can't get any girls to agree to photo's.[/QUOTE]

It's does help to have another car. I have a car I use only for mongering. I leave it here in the city. I use it for other things as well. Back when I mostly traveled around Huntingdon Park, the girls would jump up and down waving when they recognized a car. I figured having a car for mongering only might save me an embarrassing moment.

CookyJar

CookyJar,

Once again you have out done yourself. Great pictures with a wonderfull lookin ass. I'm glad to see that you are a PFunk fan. Motor booty affair was and still is a great Pfunk album. Remember the inset of the album with the cartoon of the big booty sistas? ah the genius of George Clinton.

Cant believe that im reading a Pfunk reference in this type of forum.

Keep the funk alive.

Yohimbebrother

[QUOTE=CookyJar][b]At the count of three, I want everybody in the place to be, to make some noise if ya down with me. One, two, three

Here we go, now.

Some of y'all might know this, and some of y'all don't. Some of y'all might be with this, and some of y'all won't. Listen! Have mercy! I hope ya don't mind, but, let me clear my throat. Cough, cough, cough![/b]

I was on my way down to Kensington Avenue. My luck hasn’t been that good on the “K,” lately. I wasn’t looking to hit the jack pot. I just wanted something kind of nice. I just wanted to make a quick trip, get my rocks off, and return home. I had just finished a hard work-out at the gym. I was still feeling that adrenaline high and needed to release a little stress.

I was traveling down Erie Ave, just pass 13th street, when I spotted Eunice coming out of a corner store. She was walking down the other side of the street, but she was heading in my direction. I decided to give it a try, and pulled over about a half a block in front of her. Sure enough she crossed over. As she approached, I gave her a glance and she returned my glance with the “look.” I motioned to her and she came over.

At first I was a little disappointed. The long hair had given me the impression of a hot HSW. After all, this was the right neighborhood. But, as I said, I just wanted something quick, so I figured, “She’d do.” I didn’t even approach her for pictures. I just bargained for a little half and half, a wham, bam, thank you mam – kind of a date. We went back to my place.

Once back at my place, she started to strip. That’s when I thought.

[b]"Come here girl, what your name is? Where you from? Turn around? Is that your ass or your momma half reindeer? I can't explain it but I am damn sure glad you came here."[/b]

That’s right, suddenly it was getting, “Hot in here.”

From that point on, it was a Motor-Booty affair. The conversation turned to her Butt. That seemed to be all we talked about, her butt. I asked her, “Damn, is that your butt, girl?” I don’t know why I asked such a stupid question. She started to laugh and said, “Yeah.” Getting a conversation going, I said; “I’ll bet all of the guys (your dates) like your ass, I’ll bet.” Again, she laughed and said, “Yea, they always talk about it.” Then I asked, what I thought to be the obvious question, “You do anal?” She let out another big laugh and said, “NO.” She said, “Everyone always ask me that and I always tell them that it’s not for putting things in.” She went on telling me about the lengths that some guys went too. She told me that they often beg her and promise to be gentle. She even claimed that one guy had offered her $500 buck. She said, “he wanted to put just the head in and cum in her ass.” She told me, she had told him no, of cause. She claimed that he ended up busting his nut between her cheeks and cumming all over her ass (for $200).

We were still talking about ass, her ass, when I remembered what Nelly had asked, [b]“Why you at the bar if you ain’t popping the bottles. What good is all the fame if you ain’t fucking the models? I see you driving, sports cars, but you ain’t hitting the throttle.”[/b] So I asked, “What good is having all that ass, if you ain’t using it?”

Eunice proceeded to give me a lesson in ass uses. I am talking nasty sex. I mean Motor Booty sex. I got all kinds of lap dances, booty bounces, reverse cow girl fucks. She clapped her ass, squeezed my dick with her ass and fucked me every which way, but loose with her ass. We did it doggie style, from the side, with me on my back and her rolling on top of me giving me an ass massage. Then she rode me reverse cowgirl again. I finished, on top of her, fucking her pussy and using her fat ass like a fluffy pillow underneath of her. That’s what a fat ass is best used for, lifting the pussy up so you can hit it right. When Eunice tensed-up her ass, her mid section rose up a good inch and a half maybe two inches. It was kind of like she was doing ass-ups, in opposed to push-ups.

Eunice’s ass was not the only unique thing about her. She was willing to give me all the time I needed. She told me not to worry, that she liked me and was having fun, so she wanted to stay for awhile. We had a snack. We took a few pictures. We played sex games and tried out some weird positions. We fucked like wild beast. All the time we held a running conversation/joke about big butts. It was only after I said I was spent, done, finished and could do no more, that she said she had to go. We dressed and I drove her back to Erie Avenue.

I was so done end that I couldn't even drive home, I went back to my city place and took a nap.

Eunice is not be a young chippy. She has all of the right stuff and the right moves and most importantly - she knows how to use what she’s got. I’d certainly do her again. YMMV.

CookyJar[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=CookyJar]It's does help to have another car. I have a car I use only for mongering. I leave it here in the city. I use it for other things as well. Back when I mostly traveled around Huntingdon Park, the girls would jump up and down waving when they recognized a car. I figured having a car for mongering only might save me an embarrassing moment.

CookyJar[/QUOTE]

The man is giving good advice, I used to have an old very basic Ford Truck I would use for the hobby. If stopped I had work in the city, made me look legit! In fact I got stopped one day and the cop never asked anything as to why I was there just pointed out that a light was out. I knew he ran the plates and I was on the K. I just said I was in the city doing some contract work in the area. BTW that Truck with a bench seat was great, if you get my drift. Only thing is the price of gas today. Cruzin with that could cost a fortune. If a gal dropped drungs in your car and you got stopped, is it worth the risk of losing a great car?

[QUOTE=YoHimBeBrother]

Keep the funk alive.

Yohimbebrother[/QUOTE]

I copied Mr. Wiggles. I tied a string around my thing and when I pull down on the string – it does what I wanna.

Like William the worm, I like to wiggle and squirm.

LOL

CookyJar

I’d like to thank Davey, Mike, Johnny, Cephlapod, Texaco Tim and all of the other righteous members who have come out on my behalf. Since I’ve been contributing to this board, numerous members have posted support for my pictures and there accompanying reviews. Along with the favorable, there have been a number of not so favorable. This is as it should be. I would have to agree with the dissenters in some cases. Not all of the featured girls were beauties and not all of my posts were favorable. Everyone is entitled to their opinion and I have always welcomed the opposite view. However, the constant ridicule simply for the sake of ridiculing has gotten to be nerve racking.

For the most part I have been trying to ignore comments that have no relevancy. I would plead with all of you righteous members - continue to post you reviews – and over look the wasted comments of those who are trying to shang high this forum, theirs is the voice of fanaticism. Do not withhold or stop posting your vital information because some fanatic is trying to whole this forum hostage. As Texaco Tim has pointed out, “It a sad day when we start to lose our best posters because of one or two losers…”

[QUOTE=JohnnyBlazze] I think it's apparent to all on the board that you create countless new ID's to appear as though more than your lonely self have the same opinion.

Regards,
JohnnyB[/QUOTE]

I agree with JohnnyBlazze, the number of actual dissenters have been inflated by the creations of a singular member. Why this member is so intent on discrediting me, I don’t know. I suspect that it is just part of his nature. It is just part of what he does. Some do and other criticize what is done. It’s a sad truth, but it is truth. There are some who cannot participate so they hang around the fringes and comment on those who do partake. We cannot let hanger-ons, like this one, stop us from enjoying what we do.

[QUOTE=Coconut Poke]Mike,

… I and others don't love those contributions.

…the sex "stories" are exaggerated and boring and obviously written to create a macho image. The "opinions" are boring and silly (Did you catch the weighty ponderings about taking/not taking a gun out on mongering trips, or shaved/not shaved pussy, or fat/not fat asses? ), and the "information" is outdated and, apparently, inaccurate.

I think the point critics are making is that this thread is for legit SW reports. That will happen if the writer will show some self-restraint and contain his contributions to his eponymous thread.[/QUOTE]

I think the point my critic is making is that he likes my pictures and hangs on every word I write. How else would he be so able to quote, question and retrieve so many of my past weighty ponderings. If my critic is so annoyed by my weighty ponderings, why is he visiting the thread where they are posted?
My understanding is that I have the administrators’ permission to read, and contribute in all of the threads in this forum while posting my pictures in this thread, set aside for that propose. If I think I have some information of value to offer in another thread, I will post it. No Fascist, fanatic is going to stop me.

Oops! I almost forgot! Let’s get back on topic.

Chelsea is the real reason for this post. I have reason to believe that Chelsea is a long time resident of Kensington Avenue and that she has gone by other names. We spent a rather lengthy time together and every minute was full of fun and laughs. Chelsea is returning to us after a lengthy stays in one of the cities involuntary vacation spots. She almost refused to have her pictures taken because she thought herself to big. No way! Chelsea is healthy and that’s a good thing. She is not flabby. She is firm. She is a lot to get your arms around but it is all good, solid, and firm and fully packed. Chelsea is a decent get away from some of the skinny bag of bones or loose skinned sacks crowding the avenues. She may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but I suggest - try it, you might like it.

Chelsea was very clean and smelled freshly showered. It was her idea to shave her twat, once she agreed to the pictures. It was my idea to do it downstairs for the camera. She was very accommodating. A true GFE is what I got. To my regret, she only offered a CBJ. However, F/S and anal was on the table. I accepted the CBJ, mish and doggie style F/S. The anal was a little to must extra for my taste.

Chelsea and I drank a few coolers, cuddled and enjoyed each others company for awhile. I’d do her again in a heart beat. Don’t let the pictures fool you, she is cuter in person.
It’s all about attitude and Chelsea had a nice one (with nice tits to match). YMMV

CookyJar

CJ --

There is actually a documented name for the people who have been giving you grief. They are know as "trolls". They troll the boards looking for something to bash. They get all their enjoyment in life from seeing how much controversy they can stir up. Drama queens at their finest. And I use the term "queens" on purpose.

Hang in their with your pics and stories. I am from the Dallas/Fort Worth area and always enjoy reading and seeing of your exploits. I haven't had nearly the luck with getting our local walkers to pose for the pics, but I'll keep trying.

Thanks for your posts.