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Pic`s just pic`s
In these troubled times, it has become very difficult to distinguish the good towel-heads from the bad towel heads. Just where are the moderate Muslims, anyway? Do they actually exist?
The following is provided, to help you distinguish between a BAD "towel-head" and a GOOD "towel-head." You must study the pictures carefully so that you will not confuse the two in a moment of indecision ... It could save your life!
Think you can keep it straight, now?
[QUOTE=A John]In these troubled times, it has become very difficult to distinguish the good towel-heads from the bad towel heads. Just where are the moderate Muslims, anyway? Do they actually exist?
The following is provided, to help you distinguish between a BAD "towel-head" and a GOOD "towel-head." You must study the pictures carefully so that you will not confuse the two in a moment of indecision ... It could save your life!
Think you can keep it straight, now?[/QUOTE]
A John: I have travelled to Dubai last summer, and believe it or not, the chicks are super hot. As a Jew, I was anxious to have an experience with a female towel-head, but my stay was short.
Osama is a big fucker, literally speaking. Why do disasters come in dick shaped objects: missles, bullets, cannons, and airplanes!
Who said death metal music has no socially redeeming qualities?:
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Carefully study these pictures taken at a construction site. There is something wrong here. An untrained eye may not be able to notice what the problem is. What do you think it is?
[QUOTE=LordBlackAdder]Carefully study these pictures taken at a construction site. There is something wrong here. An untrained eye may not be able to notice what the problem is. What do you think it is?[/QUOTE]The foundation's not level...it needs to be torn out and done again!
[QUOTE=LordBlackAdder]Carefully study these pictures taken at a construction site. There is something wrong here. An untrained eye may not be able to notice what the problem is. What do you think it is?[/QUOTE]
No boots on the girl and nobodies wearing helmets or safety glasses.....or fucking the shit out of her.
I'm sure glad they've changed the style of the drinking fountains. The waters a little warmer but I find the access much smoother.
[QUOTE=LordBlackAdder]Carefully study these pictures taken at a construction site. There is something wrong here. An untrained eye may not be able to notice what the problem is. What do you think it is?[/QUOTE]
Debbie does the construction site?
[QUOTE=LordBlackAdder]Carefully study these pictures taken at a construction site. There is something wrong here. An untrained eye may not be able to notice what the problem is. What do you think it is?[/QUOTE]
Well OSHA would have a field day. No hard hats, the girl really should have at least had on some shoes.
But mainly, other than a shovel or two, I didn't see any other tools or other implements of destruction, err CONSTRUCTION.
[QUOTE=Seva Lurker]Well OSHA would have a field day. No hard hats, the girl really should have at least had on some shoes.
But mainly, other than a shovel or two, I didn't see any other tools or other implements of destruction, err CONSTRUCTION.[/QUOTE]
One would have thought thee would be some sort of "erection" going on.
The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming that he got sex every night during their 5-year relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.
On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!
Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million).
Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you (!!!), no bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees. This is Heather & Kristen .
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[QUOTE=Glenn61]Don't forget that that b1tch is missing half of one leg,,deduct that in the value lost column...[/QUOTE]I don't know if that's a deduction, probably only got in the way anyway. It does keep her from locking her ankles around your back though.
[QUOTE=Seva Lurker]Well OSHA would have a field day. No hard hats, the girl really should have at least had on some shoes.
But mainly, other than a shovel or two, I didn't see any other tools or other implements of destruction, err CONSTRUCTION.[/QUOTE]
You are right!
This eliminates getting to the airport
2 hours early, but you still have to
take off your shoes.
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Only in America
Her father worked at General Motors for 45 years before retiring. Her mother taught driver's education. Nunez and her six siblings grew up middle class. Things have changed considerably for this Ohio family.
Nunez's van broke down last fall. Now, her 19-year-old daughter has no reliable transportation out of their subsidized housing complex in Fostoria, 40 miles south of Toledo, to look for a job.
Nunez and most of her siblings and their spouses are unemployed and rely on government assistance and food stamps. Some have part-time jobs, but working is made more difficult with no car or public transportation.
'I Just Can't Get A Job'
Nunez, 40, has never worked and has no high school degree. She says a car accident 17 years ago left her depressed and disabled, incapable of getting a job. Instead, she and her daughter, Angelica Hernandez, survive on a $637 Social Security check and $102 in food stamps.
Hernandez received her high school diploma and has had several jobs in recent years. But now, because fewer restaurants and stores are hiring, she says she finds it hard to find a job. Even if she could, she says it's particularly hard to imagine how she'll keep it. She says she needs someone to give her a lift just to get to an interview. And with gas prices so high, she's not sure she could afford to pay someone to drive her to work every day. Front end loaders are not the most fuel efficent vehicles.
People tell Nunez her daughter could get more money in public assistance if she had a child. "A lot of people have told me, 'Why don't your daughter have a kid?'" They both reject that as a plan. Besides most guys do not really consider her all that attractive.
"I'm trying to get a job," Hernandez says. "I just can't get a job."
Hernandez says she's trying to get training to be a nurse's assistant, but without her own set of wheels or enough money to pay others for gas, it hasn't been easy.
'What's Going To Happen To Us?'
Most of their extended family lives in the same townhouse complex. The only employer within walking distance is a ThyssenKrupp factory that makes diesel engine parts. That facility, which employs 400 people, is shutting down and moving to Illinois next year.
The only one with a car is Irma Hernandez, Nunez's mother. Hernandez says that with a teenage son still at home, the cost of feeding him and sending him to school is rising, and she can no longer pay for the car. She's now two car payments behind.
"I'm about to lose my car," she says on her way to pick up one of her daughters to take her to Toledo. "So then what's going to happen to us?"
So Nunez and her daughter are mostly stuck at home.
The rising cost of food means their money gets them about a third fewer bags of groceries — $100 used to buy about 12 bags of groceries, but now it's more like seven or eight. So they cut back on expensive items like meat, and they don't buy extras like ice cream anymore. Instead, they eat a lot of starches like potatoes and noodles. They fear with a diet like that that they will soon wither away to nothingness.
Where do I send my donations? I do have a small van I'm not using. One of them could fit in the back!
I hope we'll not too late calling attention to they're plight! I do see obvious signs of starvation!
Obama to the rescue. That's what we need.
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All old 'prop guys' know that hand turning an engine propeller takes
extra precaution. There are many horror stories out there concerning
this matter!!!
I was sent the below photo from a friend, and felt obligated to notify
him that this pilot is demonstrating very poor judgment and unsafe
hand-propping technique.
THE WHEELS NEED TO BE CHOCKED!!!
One should never rely on the parking brake alone! All pilots should
see this picture so that they don't make the same mistake.
It should be prominently posted at all airfields.
Oh, and if the first thing that comes to your mind is 'what a
beautiful old airplane', you are in trouble.
Think 'SAFETY'!!!
[QUOTE=A John]All old 'prop guys' know that hand turning an engine propeller takes
extra precaution. There are many horror stories out there concerning
this matter!!!
I was sent the below photo from a friend, and felt obligated to notify
him that this pilot is demonstrating very poor judgment and unsafe
hand-propping technique.
THE WHEELS NEED TO BE CHOCKED!!!
One should never rely on the parking brake alone! All pilots should
see this picture so that they don't make the same mistake.
It should be prominently posted at all airfields.
Oh, and if the first thing that comes to your mind is 'what a
beautiful old airplane', you are in trouble.
Think 'SAFETY'!!![/QUOTE]
Yes, the mains should be chocked, but the tail wheel should be straight and the yoke should be back so the elevator is up. But her most important mistake is she is curling the fingers of her right hand over the blade. Those palms and fingers should be laying flat on the blade so she won’t be pulled in if the prop kicks back which props often do. She’s also too short to safely hand start an airplane as tall on the gear as a Cessna 195. Other than that, she’s hot. I’d still give her a good review for what this clearly is, a bare back hand job.
Im looking for sexy pictures of girls doing events (gymnastics,swimming,etc.) similar to the 2008 Olympics.
A John, Im sure if someone can post some, it's you. Hell you can find just about anything. I have tried but no luck yet in finding any.
Misfit
No matter what situations life throws at you...
No matter how long and treacherous your
journey may seem...
Remember…
There's a light at the end of the tunnel!
You're laughing aren't you?
that's good... my job here is done!
Have a great day!!!
AJ
PS
Misfit,
No time right now i`ll get back to you
Pic Says It All.
I`m looking for a little bit of assistance here. I'm about half computer illiterate. I'm not sure how to post a link for a video I guess you would call it a video. I'm also concerned about the file having attached information about myself or others?
This is a Windows Media Audio/Video file.
PM`s are welcome.
Please remember it will need to be laid down step-by-step for me I'm old and lost with this computer thing.
Misfit,
Once I figure out how to get it to you I believe I have a couple videos, I no right now of at least one.
Patients my brother!
AJ
[QUOTE=A John]I`m looking for a little bit of assistance here. I'm about half computer illiterate. I'm not sure how to post a link for a video I guess you would call it a video. I'm also concerned about the file having attached information about myself or others?
This is a Windows Media Audio/Video file.
PM`s are welcome.
Please remember it will need to be laid down step-by-step for me I'm old and lost with this computer thing.
Misfit,
Once I figure out how to get it to you I believe I have a couple videos, I no right now of at least one.
Patients my brother!
AJ[/QUOTE]
Take a look at the bottom of the page. There is a link for 'vbcode'. This should help you. But simply it is something akin to this. You use the left sqare bracket "[" and right square bracket "]". Inside place "url=" and the link to your video. If you want text along with the link, then use the brackets with a "/" immediately after the left bracket and "url".
I'd illustrate, but then it would just show up as a link and you'd not see the code behind it. The 'vblink' will show you an example.
TEST,
If this works Misfit here is some gymnastics.
[url=C:\DATA\How_To_Raise_Olympic_Attendance.wmv]
Seva Lurker,
Thanks for your help
AJ
SOMETHING WORNG :(
Misfit,
hear ya go, hopefuly this will work for your task.
I`ll look around for the other one can`t get my hands on it sorry.
[url]http://www.yourfilehost.com/media.php?cat=video&file=How_To_Raise_Olympic_Attendance.wmv[/url]
Glenn, as always thanks again very easy.
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While in Atlanta I picked up a 40+ BSW, got to the room for a BBBJCIM and she stripped to nothing and this is very similar to what I saw.
Surf Out
These may have been posted before - but they are pretty funny.
These made me laugh my ass off.
[QUOTE=SW Surfer]While in Atlanta I picked up a 40+ BSW, got to the room for a BBBJCIM and she stripped to nothing and this is very similar to what I saw.
Surf Out[/QUOTE]
I feel for you man. It looks like all the life had been sucked out of those titties.
This is why I like to do LE check first. Here is one to cheer you up.
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[QUOTE=SW Surfer]While in Atlanta I picked up a 40+ BSW, got to the room for a BBBJCIM and she stripped to nothing and this is very similar to what I saw.
Surf Out[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=A John]Misfit,
hear ya go, hopefuly this will work for your task.
I`ll look around for the other one can`t get my hands on it sorry.
[url]http://www.yourfilehost.com/media.php?cat=video&file=How_To_Raise_Olympic_Attendance.wmv[url][/QUOTE]
Im sure if Katherine & the white gymnist in the video were to join the women's gymnastics team in this years olympics. Team USA would bring home the gold! Thanks guys, exactly what I was looking for.
A John, I tried dowloading the file off the yourfilehost site, but the dowload link does not work? I would love to get a copy of it. Maybe you can send me a copy to my email address. I will PM it to you.
Misfit