Massage Parlor Reports (Formerly Pine)

[QUOTE=Kampyone; 1844399]Made a detour in L'ville yesterday. Stopped by the Pine to check it out for the first time, early noon hour. Walked in and was a bit startled by the 'waiting room' with no desk or mamasan waiting for you. Checked the scoreboard. .8 / h and nothing else. Rang the buzzer and was greeted by a short granny who was no younger than 60 years old. She said "come in, this way" and led me into the hall of doors. I saw that she had a table shower apron on. Sorry kids, but there was no way I'm paying that much for the granny. I asked if they had half hour and she said no, so I used that as my out and said sorry and left. As I was walking out, there were two car salesmen on their smoking break in the corner nearby and probably got a laugh out of seeing a schmuck walking out.

Went about my business, and on my way back, made another detour on 137. I was looking for Cozy after reading the good reviews. I knew the general location, so I saw 'Massage' next to the cleaners and liquor store. Ah, this must be the place. Walked in and was greeted by a nice looking, friendly, young white gal with dark black hair. I thrown for a loop when she didn't have an accent. I was half expecting an East European accent. I asked how much a half hour is and she said. 35 and when would I like my appt. I gathered from the price that the place is legit. Regardless, I asked if I could get in now because for that price it would be worth a chance. All the therapists were busy and I wasn't able to get in. Turned east and went home. Anyone know if this place is legit or not? Checking things back at the ranch, I see that Cozy is the next strip mall over and if I would have went a little further I would have seen it. Just like Operation Garden Market, the Cozy was one parlor too far.

Bad day overall, but didn't lose anything but time.[/QUOTE]Granny at Pine is completely hands off, I'm curious about the new faces they are advertising but I never stray from Gigi. Cozy is an AMP not EMP and they are right next to Austin's restaurant. I think every place else on 137 is legit, but I suspect benefits are available at Dragon, if you take the time to establish a relationship.

[QUOTE=Kampyone; 1844399]Made a detour in L'ville yesterday. Stopped by the Pine to check it out for the first time, early noon hour. Walked in and was a bit startled by the 'waiting room' with no desk or mamasan waiting for you. Checked the scoreboard. .8 / h and nothing else. Rang the buzzer and was greeted by a short granny who was no younger than 60 years old. She said "come in, this way" and led me into the hall of doors. I saw that she had a table shower apron on. Sorry kids, but there was no way I'm paying that much for the granny. I asked if they had half hour and she said no, so I used that as my out and said sorry and left. As I was walking out, there were two car salesmen on their smoking break in the corner nearby and probably got a laugh out of seeing a schmuck walking out.

Went about my business, and on my way back, made another detour on 137. I was looking for Cozy after reading the good reviews. I knew the general location, so I saw 'Massage' next to the cleaners and liquor store. Ah, this must be the place. Walked in and was greeted by a nice looking, friendly, young white gal with dark black hair. I thrown for a loop when she didn't have an accent. I was half expecting an East European accent. I asked how much a half hour is and she said. 35 and when would I like my appt. I gathered from the price that the place is legit. Regardless, I asked if I could get in now because for that price it would be worth a chance. All the therapists were busy and I wasn't able to get in. Turned east and went home. Anyone know if this place is legit or not? Checking things back at the ranch, I see that Cozy is the next strip mall over and if I would have went a little further I would have seen it. Just like Operation Garden Market, the Cozy was one parlor too far.

Bad day overall, but didn't lose anything but time.[/QUOTE]Granny takes you to the room and collects the door fee. She then sends in the girl.

By the way, it was Operation Market Garden.

Pn9

Stopped by Mich's last Friday. I hadn't been there in several years. Nothing has changed really. Paid. 8 for a good massage, upstairs play. Girl looked to be late 30's but then started complaining about hot flashes and that her current HRT isn't helping. WTF! It will be several more years before I go again unless the landscape changes for the better.

Stopped by Mich's last Friday. I hadn't been there in several years. Nothing has changed really. Paid. 8 for a good massage, upstairs play. Girl looked to be late 30's but then started complaining about hot flashes and that her current HRT isn't helping. WTF! It will be several more years before I go again unless the landscape changes for the better.

TOFTT at the new and improved Mitch's this AM, and boy am I glad I did. They dumped a ton of money into this location and addressed all of the complaints that I have ever seen about this place. First of all they added a side entrance, so no more parking and walking in in view of the street. It was cosmetically improved inside, fresh paint, fresh carpet I think and tasteful art hanging on the walls. Massage rooms are no longer 'lived in' looking but completely professional. The walls go all the way to the roof now and real doors are now hanging instead of curtains. The TS room might have been remodeled, it doesn't look as trashed and mildewed as before. I was taken to the now functional dry sauna which was a first for me there. And speaking of upgrades, the two girls working were actually hot! One was easily a 10/10 and late 20's. Mine, CiCi, was a 7-8 and in her 30's. Service was top notch, mediocre massage. Seniors PM for details if you want, or just check it out for yourself. Highly recommended but pricey. $80 at the door.

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TOFTT at the new and improved Mitch's this AM, and boy am I glad I did. They dumped a ton of money into this location and addressed all of the complaints that I have ever seen about this place. First of all they added a side entrance, so no more parking and walking in in view of the street. It was cosmetically improved inside, fresh paint, fresh carpet I think and tasteful art hanging on the walls. Massage rooms are no longer 'lived in' looking but completely professional. The walls go all the way to the roof now and real doors are now hanging instead of curtains. The TS room might have been remodeled, it doesn't look as trashed and mildewed as before. I was taken to the now functional dry sauna which was a first for me there. And speaking of upgrades, the two girls working were actually hot! One was easily a 10/10 and late 20's. Mine, CiCi, was a 7-8 and in her 30's. Service was top notch, mediocre massage. Seniors PM for details if you want, or just check it out for yourself. Highly recommended but pricey. $80 at the door.

Does anyone know if Gigi is still at Pine? I love her skills more than anything she has very very awesome technique with her feet.

It's a really good massage highly recommended.

Just to add, I'd stay away from Dragon with all the events that happened earlier this year.

[QUOTE=Nuru Lover;1844547]Granny at Pine is completely hands off, I'm curious about the new faces they are advertising but I never stray from Gigi. Cozy is an AMP not EMP and they are right next to Austin's restaurant. I think every place else on 137 is legit, but I suspect benefits are available at Dragon, if you take the time to establish a relationship.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=c0baltBlue;1845394]Stopped by Mich's last Friday. I hadn't been there in several years. Nothing has changed really. Paid. 8 for a good massage, upstairs play. Girl looked to be late 30's but then started complaining about hot flashes and that her current HRT isn't helping. WTF! It will be several more years before I go again unless the landscape changes for the better.[/QUOTE]Did you go to the same place I went to this morning? Your experience was the opposite of mine.

[QUOTE=Nuru Lover;1845966]Did you go to the same place I went to this morning? Your experience was the opposite of mine.[/QUOTE]Interesting. So they have a table shower now?

[QUOTE=Mmaforever;1846353]Interesting. So they have a table shower now?[/QUOTE]Yeah, they have always had one but they didn't always offer it because it was disgusting or the MT didn't do extras. It's pretty nice now.

[QUOTE=Nuru Lover;1845966]Did you go to the same place I went to this morning? Your experience was the opposite of mine.[/QUOTE]Yes I did. The facility was great, but the girl was not.

[QUOTE=RockStart; 1845705]Does anyone know if Gigi is still at Pine? I love her skills more than anything she has very very awesome technique with her feet.

It's a really good massage highly recommended.[/QUOTE]Saw GiGi early last week. Usual good time.

Pn9

I dunno what to think but I remember going here years ago and it being a waste, but I went here this past week and all I have to say is ask for CiCi or Jessica. Especially Jessica. You will not believe the rest. Seniors pm me for details

[QUOTE=Peter North 9; 1845194]Granny takes you to the room and collects the door fee. She then sends in the girl.

By the way, it was Operation Market Garden.

Pn9[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info. Since I wasn't sure, I didn't want to take a chance with my money.

And yes, I got the name twisted. I haven't seen the movie in a while and it slipped my mind.

[QUOTE=Jv Money;1847372]I dunno what to think but I remember going here years ago and it being a waste, but I went here this past week and all I have to say is ask for CiCi or Jessica. Especially Jessica. You will not believe the rest. Seniors pm me for details[/QUOTE]I had Jessica, A cutie, she gave a great shower! Good massage skills, decent english, left happy! Mitch's is finally worth a try!

TW

[QUOTE=Throbinwood; 1847685]I had Jessica, A cutie, she gave a great shower! Good massage skills, decent english, left happy! Mitch's is finally worth a try!

TW[/QUOTE]If someone can PM me on were this place is at, I'm there this weekend and could use a nice massage.

[QUOTE=Davidonecall;1848102]If someone can PM me on were this place is at, I'm there this weekend and could use a nice massage.[/QUOTE]Where is mitchs. I love a girl named jessica

[QUOTE=Sam Spade;1837278]Over the weekend I tried one more Crystal Lake spa, this one called Health Care Therapy, at the intersection of Rt 14 and 176. Tiny little place that looks like it was a 5 room motel in a former life. But, you won't see the real America if you never get off the interstate. So off I went. Folong, as she pronounced it, took care of me very well within the normal limits, but was very friendly and attentive to detail. If you read their ad in BP you'll read about New Sensual Techniques. Well, I didn't experience anything I haven't before. The massage was good, and she gave a little tickle every few minutes that kept me on edge. Maybe that's what their talking about. Maybe.[/QUOTE]Tried this place a second time. Got Anna, who didn't know who Folong was. So we had to go threw the whole Getting To Know You routine. Session started off well. The girl was friendly, liked to talk and tickle a little on the massage. When she got me all worked up and I flipped, she had the nerve to grab my pants off the hook and hand them too me. I took out. 4, and she shakes her head and holds up 6 fingers. Knowing what I can get and what I can't at this place, that seemed a little steep. I countered with. 5 and she agreed once she saw I was not going to dig any deeper. Didn't mind my fingers roaming anywhere they wanted to go. But it was over pretty quick, then its the hot towel and I'm on my way. I looked at my watch on the way out. 40 minutes when I paid for an hour. I don't think I'll be giving any more of my business to this place. Thought I had a real keeper for a while.

Thought I'd go see my new fave "Jessica" today, she is pretty hot! And has a nice sized natural rack for a 100. 110lb girl. The only danger is her finger nails! Man, they are alot like lawnmower blades! I don't know if she just got them' but she needs to either trim them, or lop them' off completely! Still left happy! Besides the Edward Sissor Hands she is a great therapist knowledgeable and articulate. I just wonder what else is on the list! PM if ya' know!

TW

Getting shorted on time seems to be happening more and more. I'll admit I'm not good at keeping track when I come in and out of a place.

I'm glad your countered her 6 finger offer because that is ridiculous and I hate when they demand tips like that. Leaves a bad taste.

[QUOTE=Sam Spade;1848435]Tried this place a second time. Got Anna, who didn't know who Folong was. So we had to go threw the whole Getting To Know You routine. Session started off well. The girl was friendly, liked to talk and tickle a little on the massage. When she got me all worked up and I flipped, she had the nerve to grab my pants off the hook and hand them too me. I took out. 4, and she shakes her head and holds up 6 fingers. Knowing what I can get and what I can't at this place, that seemed a little steep. I countered with. 5 and she agreed once she saw I was not going to dig any deeper. Didn't mind my fingers roaming anywhere they wanted to go. But it was over pretty quick, then its the hot towel and I'm on my way. I looked at my watch on the way out. 40 minutes when I paid for an hour. I don't think I'll be giving any more of my business to this place. Thought I had a real keeper for a while.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Davidonecall;1848102]If someone can PM me on were this place is at, I'm there this weekend and could use a nice massage.[/QUOTE]It's in Libertyville. Between Taco Bell and Burger King on Milwaukee.

I took the recent advice and tried out Mich's. I got Jessica, and previous reports are true. Place is clean, nice, side door entrance now. 80atthe door, I left 40 and happy. Great shower, great massage, very happy with top play, some nice spit on him action during handshake was pretty hot too! I too am curious if more on the menu!

This place is going to be my new goto place guys! Great remodelling great new mts and just an amazing time.

Seniors and friends pm if you want more info.

Went to Cozy over the weekend. Got a new girl, but I can't remember her name. Great shower, good massage.

On the flip she put on a glove and surprised me with a prostrate massage along with a tug. When finished she asked if I wanted to keep going. At my age I need some recovery time, so I declined.

It's pretty out in the open. Is there a back door entrance and parking?

[QUOTE=Mmaforever; 1849985]This place is going to be my new goto place guys! Great remodelling great new mts and just an amazing time.

Seniors and friends pm if you want more info.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Whisper2000;1850497]It's pretty out in the open. Is there a back door entrance and parking?[/QUOTE]Yes park in back and use side entrance.

Better late than never with this post. Back when Kyoto was just opening their doors I TOFTT there and had a close call on one of the first days they were open. I got an HJ, yadda yadda yadda. The girl left to get a clean up towel and then came back. While she was cleaning me, I hear a man's voice saying "hello?" and then a long pause and then some dialogue about license, and health inspection and so forth. She finished and then left the room while I got dressed. When she came back she told me that there were some officials from the city there."What kind of officials?" I thought, but I wasn't about to try to coax more info out just because her English wasn't perfect. I paid and left. I didn't see anyone on my way out but, there were two grey grayslake police cars in the parking lot. (This is the part that I uploaded a report about).

My point is that they didn't bust in with their guns out screaming "This Is A Raid!" like in some dumb Cheech and Chong movie from the 80's, and they didn't knock and politely wait at the door with a warrant in their hands. They let themselves in and investigated, and two minutes earlier would have caught me red handed. The MS was not watching the door and it was not locked. Be careful out there and don't count on the staff to have their signals in order, be aware of what you hear. Slow things down on your own if you have to.

[QUOTE=Nuru Lover; 1851016]Better late than never with this post. Back when Kyoto was just opening their doors I TOFTT there and had a close call on one of the first days they were open. I got an HJ, yadda yadda yadda. The girl left to get a clean up towel and then came back. While she was cleaning me, I hear a man's voice saying "hello?" and then a long pause and then some dialogue about license, and health inspection and so forth. She finished and then left the room while I got dressed. When she came back she told me that there were some officials from the city there."What kind of officials?" I thought, but I wasn't about to try to coax more info out just because her English wasn't perfect. I paid and left. I didn't see anyone on my way out but, there were two grey grayslake police cars in the parking lot. (This is the part that I uploaded a report about).

My point is that they didn't bust in with their guns out screaming "This Is A Raid!" like in some dumb Cheech and Chong movie from the 80's, and they didn't knock and politely wait at the door with a warrant in their hands. They let themselves in and investigated, and two minutes earlier would have caught me red handed. The MS was not watching the door and it was not locked. Be careful out there and don't count on the staff to have their signals in order, be aware of what you hear. Slow things down on your own if you have to.[/QUOTE]Most AMPs don't lock doors which sucks but mamasan at miches does and you have to be let in. Good intel though no doubt

I have been seeing Angie at Pine for a bit, and was told today by mamasan that she is on vacation. She was the only provider that after a session, gave me a bit more of a massage then said "Round 2?". I was wondering if anybody had some suggestions for Pine for whom to see.

I went there on Thursday and first thing I see its a few women walking and smoking just in front of the entrance looks to me they were working next door there is some kind of.

Daycare or health clinic wherever so I had to wait a few minutes to go inside one lady open the door maybe on her 40s not bad but I was expecting something else for a second I thought she will be doing the massage because she start with the teasing right away but then she left I wait and wait and wait for 15 minutes she came back again and start the teasing again for a couple minutes and left again 5 minutes after someone else came same thing on her 40s not really good looking, and ask me to move different room and then finally the massage started really crappy massage and the usual flip also terrible so I don't really think I'll be back I prefer pine its a little bit better.

There is a blue sky in St Charles too and same thing happened there to me once. Lady led me to room, said I'll be back in 10 minutes. 20 minutes later another a different lady comes in and does a crappy massage.

They need to work on good customer service there.

[QUOTE=RockStart; 1857206]I went there on Thursday and first thing I see its a few women walking and smoking just in front of the entrance looks to me they were working next door there is some kind of.

Daycare or health clinic wherever so I had to wait a few minutes to go inside one lady open the door maybe on her 40s not bad but I was expecting something else for a second I thought she will be doing the massage because she start with the teasing right away but then she left I wait and wait and wait for 15 minutes she came back again and start the teasing again for a couple minutes and left again 5 minutes after someone else came same thing on her 40s not really good looking, and ask me to move different room and then finally the massage started really crappy massage and the usual flip also terrible so I don't really think I'll be back I prefer pine its a little bit better.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DMichaels69; 1857782]There is a blue sky in St Charles too and same thing happened there to me once. Lady led me to room, said I'll be back in 10 minutes. 20 minutes later another a different lady comes in and does a crappy massage.

They need to work on good customer service there.[/QUOTE]I think the problem is that these Crystal Lake places only keep one girl there at a time. I went to 3 of them over the summer, and had basically the same experience at each one. Come in, pay your money. Wait for the other guy to get finished. In she comes for the quick shower and then the massage. I had 2 of them give a decent massage and finish. The last one practically wanted to finish 10 minutes after I laid down on the table, and then had the nerve to hand me my pants and dish out the tip. And if the doorbell or her phone rings, she's out the door to take care of that. One MT and no mama san and more business then they can handle. That's why you're getting crappy service, shorted on time and an upsell. You know, I was really hoping Crystal Lake would be like Mt. Prospect in the old days. I've given up on that hope.

Ah yes. I forgot about them having to answer the door and the phone.

[QUOTE=Sam Spade;1858376]I think the problem is that these Crystal Lake places only keep one girl there at a time. I went to 3 of them over the summer, and had basically the same experience at each one. Come in, pay your money. Wait for the other guy to get finished. In she comes for the quick shower and then the massage. I had 2 of them give a decent massage and finish. The last one practically wanted to finish 10 minutes after I laid down on the table, and then had the nerve to hand me my pants and dish out the tip. And if the doorbell or her phone rings, she's out the door to take care of that. One MT and no mama san and more business then they can handle. That's why you're getting crappy service, shorted on time and an upsell. You know, I was really hoping Crystal Lake would be like Mt. Prospect in the old days. I've given up on that hope.[/QUOTE]

I made the mistake of going to Mich's last night without calling first. I arrived a bit after 8pm and was told they were booked solid for the next 2 hrs. The girl that answered the door was really cute. Ugh. Long drive for nothing.

[QUOTE=Jovi69;1865656]I made the mistake of going to Mich's last night without calling first. I arrived a bit after 8pm and was told they were booked solid for the next 2 hrs. The girl that answered the door was really cute. Ugh. Long drive for nothing.[/QUOTE]Yep this place is crazy busy now. Jessica answered I'm sure. All the girls are cute and give great massage! Call ahead cause they always busy

This place was awesome. A definite repeat

[QUOTE=XGames98;1866482]This place was awesome. A definite repeat[/QUOTE]I concur. I made the trip from the city, but it was well worth it. Will repeat.

Paid a visit to Cozy last night. I mentioned Michs to the therapist. She said that there were too many massage places.

Opening up and business was off.

Business was off at cozy like how? I always leave happy, just weird about the walls not all the way to the ceiling and you kinda hear everything.

[QUOTE=Rub Addicted; 1867564]Paid a visit to Cozy last night. I mentioned Michs to the therapist. She said that there were too many massage places.

Opening up and business was off.[/QUOTE]