I would prefer registering as
[QUOTE=CallMeSlappy;2974044]I've registered using either John Paxson (fuck him) at 1901 W Madison St or Don Zimmer at 1060 W Addison St in Chicago.
Who knew they like Thai girls or Latinas with magnificently built asses?[/QUOTE]Lee elia if some of you older gentlemen mongers remember him and his rant! "if those f'in 3 k mongers would go out and get a job". "but 47th and cicero is their f'in playground". "the rest of the world is out workin' but these f'in SW fans are out looking for action".
Good Relationships With Regular Providers.
[QUOTE=Viriato;2973177]
Incidentally, that's why I try to forge good relationships with my regular providers. It spares us both the drama. They know I'm not some dangerous creep, and I know what to expect when I make an appointment.[/QUOTE]I agree with you 1000 percent.
Thank you and before we get booed for non sex related talk
[QUOTE=CallMeSlappy;2974430]Bar none the best rant by a Chicago manager / coach ever.
"Kiss my ass and lick my balls right downtown and PRINT IT!"
For your listening pleasure - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S0CDtEz_Bo[/QUOTE]Mongers remember that wrigley field has become the largest pickup bar in the world!
Tx 4 the link. I have listened to it recently many xs over. Also the steve bartman video as well as reading about gus and the goat from in the day (guess security wasn't as tight!) I would put the aforementioned all hall of fame worthy! But lee's rant is the best of the best. I hear but it is unconfirmed that les grobstein (good guy BTW from 670 the score these days) was the guy that pushed the button on his tape recorder and his is the only known recording of such rant! Still looking to buy my lee elia rant t shirt to wear at the park! Those 3 k f'in so called fans!
Mongering Around Wrigley Field.
[QUOTE=StanleyStankas;2974474]Mongers remember that wrigley field has become the largest pickup bar in the world!
[/QUOTE]Really? I live right next to Wrigley Field. Well that's News to me. Girls go to Wrigleyville to forget about guys. And guys go to Wrigleyville to pick up girls with Zero Success. Wrigley the largest pick up bar? More like the largest rejection bar.
A trip down memory lane, once again.
All this talk of days gone by has rekindled my interest in my Euro massage experiences from the past. Chicago has always been fertile ground for Euro culture (both mainstream and black market). I've been traveling through the north burbs since childhood. I've been enjoying European bodywork for almost 20 years. How long have these nondescript offices and strip mall spas been hosts to all of these kosher Euro honeys? Glasnost in the 80's and the fall of the Berlin Wall? The swinging 60's? Perhaps the days of Capone and prohibition. ? It makes me wonder.
Tried Olga's in B. G. Recently
Went to Olga's little UTR Euro place in BG. Can't recall the name of the current MT unfortunately. Older, blond, quite heavy. Wouldn't really recommend. Standard finish, but very lackluster. A little roaming is allowed, but also not very fun to do so. Massage was also way too light for my taste. Felt like I needed another massage as soon as I left. Door = . 65 + standard. Also, somehow neither she, nor Olga, were very friendly to me. Especially Olga. Don't think I'll return.
Chicago Euro Scene: Post Glastnost
[QUOTE=BottleRocket12;3023764]Much like the EMP Chicago industry as a whole, this particular board has seen it's best days come and go. I recently had a session at an EMP with a forty something provider and we discussed the industry, where it was before, where it is today, and likely where it's headed tomorrow. It was a rather bleak picture that she painted and I suppose that all good things eventually come to an end...[/QUOTE]I first dipped into the EMP scene around 2002 or so and yes, it seemed as if the pickings were much more rich. The Berlin wall fell a decade earlier and East / West relations made immigration to America an exciting new thing for young people. Flash forward to 2016. Most of that talent is now in its 40's. The new arrivals, if they even choose America over other European destinations, are now more worldly and savvy. Coming to America is no longer an all-or-nothing option. <I That's the thing that changed. </ I The internet opened-up a worldwide view not readily available to those college aged Euros from 20 years ago. The Russian nurses and medical techs who come here still end up working as simple nannies or aides. The top shelf sex workers stay top shelf sex workers. You'll have a few smart ones who still bridge the gap in the middle, like they did a decade ago. You'll just have to look harder.
My suggestion from personal experiences with legit body workers is to meet a Euro at a traditional spa, one you really take a shine to, and play the long game. The best UTR I ever had was an American I met for a legit session at a suburban spa. With some coaxing, and 2-3 visits, we finally moved our sessions to her home table.
(What I'd also like to know, is what was the EMP scene like in Chicago BEFORE the fall of Communism? Was there even an EMP scene. ?
Expectations and training
[QUOTE=SamSpade;3024338]Yes, I can add something about my own experiences.
Northbrook. 15 years ago I hit the places there pretty often. They wanted more than an AMP for the simple rub and tug. But the women where blonde and beautiful, so I treated myself. Then the quality started to go down, and the organizer / owners didn't pass on the info that you are a "known" customer. For instance 3 years ago I had a nice session with one Polish woman. 2 weeks later I call for another appointment with the same, but she is not working I am told. But the guy on the phone assures me that the girl he is sending is very nice and experienced, etc. OK, please tell her I am a repeat customer. Sure, sure. So I go and get a nice looking blonde, Polish but without a trace of accent. We talk nice. I get my hands on her legs and butt during the massage with no objection. We talk about my previous experiences with the girl she was replacing. On the flip she covers me, I remove the towel, she puts it right back on, accused me of "bragging", I wasn't, continues for 5 minutes and then is out of there like a shot, with the door slamming behind her. How frustrating is that? I understand they need to be careful, but if I am a known customer, what else can I do to show I'm not LE, or complain that she dared to touch my junk?
Another problem was the place Vera ran in Buffalo Grove. 5 years ago the quality was really nice. Then they left and were replaced by fatter, tattooed types. She had one who stayed on, Maria. But she started to look beat up after a while. I got another woman who told me Maria would go on 3 day drunks and that's why she looked the way she did. This other woman was OK, but started to get way too demanding for tips for the standard.
Over the winter I thought I'd give one of the Northbrook places another shot, but at their Schaumburg location, since I was working around there. Same building as that Pure spa, but upstairs. Russian women, blonde, nice looking, who kept me covered the whole time and played Christian music on the music box. Hard to concentrate on getting a woody when you hear Jesus, Jesus, Jesus over and over. Sorry Jesus, but it's true. Nothing happened there.
11 years ago I got a massage from a Ukrainian woman in BG, set up by Yuri (remember him). What a doll. On my first session with her she gave me 4 HJs and let me suck on her lovely funbags as much as I wanted. I went to this one for years at her apartment, then she gave it up and sold her cell phone number to an outcall only place.
Honestly, I'd love to give some Euros more business, but I don't want the expense and frustration of it all.[/QUOTE]I really don; t think the owners / managers "train" these new girls to the expectations, limits and desires of clients. Many are told it's a "Massage" only without being told that the expectations are for at least a HJ or more. I've had a few sweeties that were clueless on their first few weeks on the job. If they don; t get comfortable with extras after awhile they either fade away or are replaced. Breaking in new talent can be fun and rewarding, but you have to know when to hold 'them and know when to fold 'them.