Tijuana Reports

If there were a medal for Mongering, Mongo would contend for the gold. He just stopped by my house and spoke to me the following report.

Before I begin, let me state that Mongo has a mentality from a bygone era. He believes MEN should wear shorts, 'Sometimes! ' And that woman should be bare foot or wear only high heels, 'Easier for Mongo to catch. '

Mongo woke up yesterday as we all did. But, instead of rushing out of bed to shit, shower and shave, he laid in bed and listened. He heard the birds chirping, he looked out the window, gasped and said, 'Ah, Perfect Day. ' He then examined his belly button. This led to a proper cleansing of all the lent from his navel.

'Hmmm, what Mongo do? Massage? ' Slowly deep inside Mongo's mind a cog rustily struggled to turn the crank, 'AH, Mongo have Lightning bulb idea, Mongo go to Mexico! ' This excited him to no end and he almost had an erection.

Off to the BC cruiser he sprung (or sprang). Two hours later he arrived at the Border. 'Love Holidays. No traffic. '

He parked next to the border crossing bridge. 'It only cost $10 fee for 24 hours, ' he said with amazement and he walked across the border.

Pharmacy dudes asked Mongo if he wanted DRUGS. Mongo wanted drugs. Mongo bought Viagra, and ingested it. He continued to the Zona de Tolerancia.

Within 10 minutes walking on foot he was there. (Please listen to this. While listening; close your eyes, picture scantily dressed curvy hookers everywhere, flashing blinky lights, and blaring bass driven music. This will give you half an idea of Tijuana after dark). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo8ARyL7L5U&feature=related Listen to at least 2:20 minutes into song.

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Donkey Show? 'Mongo not deranged maniac. Mongo just a PUSSY lover. '

Mongo walks and thinks, 'people are strange. ' Then he finds himself exactly where he wanted to be. (See Map).

At first Mongo walked around to survey the scene before sunset. He was surprised to see that the streets weren't shoulder to shoulder with hookers, 'Maybe just Summer? ' Then he realized how he appreciated the open culture that his eyes scanned; Mongers, legal prostitutes and police all together. Kumbaya. A Monger Paradise.

He walked for an hour. On the north side of Callejó and Coahulia he saw the prettiest girls. He concentrated between his legs and he felt an effervescence, 'Pill drug effects now. Load READY! '

He noticed a girl shaking her booty and bouncing up and down. She wore a white checkered dress. Part was cloth, the other part was skin. 'I see panties! '

He approached, they made light conversation and the next thing you know, Mongo and Mia went into the hotel. 'He, he. Mia nice. ' She was a 19 year old from Mexico City that had been in Tijuana for 6 months. 5'4" with curves to die for. She had long blondish hair, her eyes were made up magically with great long lashes.

$12 for the room for an hour and $45 to Mia. Mongo didn't want to take chances because he had never experienced male-enhancement before. She was perfect. Great tits, a shaved Bush, she was both luscious & sensual looking. Mongo and Mia did it in all directions. Some that defied gravity. Mongo dropped a Nuclear Nut. Before he bust, Mongo asked, 'Me want to Spugee on your Coochie. ' She said, 'No comprende. ' Too bad for her Mongo thought. 'Guess she no need shower. ' No Pics.

After walking around for thirty more minutes Mongo found Kristol. She was 5'2" young, curvy and cute. 'Give me. 20 and. 05 for the room. ' Mongo's tongue fell from his mouth and his Jr. Throbbed. He asked if it was, 'No ropas? ' In Mongo's withered brain there still was a memory that Tijuana Hookers try to up sell. (.05 extra to take off all clothes). 'Nip in bud first. ' He said out loud and negotiated all extras before holding hands. She had the prettiest young face. In the. 05 room he had to kiss her checks and snuggle her breasts. She allowed pictures. She sat next to Mongo and caressed and played with his hairy chest as he showed her the pictures. 'No face. No Facebook. Me promise'

Mongo disrobed. 'LOL, I do Macho dance. ' He whirled Jr around and Kristol giggled while bouncing her breasts up and down.

Like Mia before, they did Mish, Doggie then Mongo thought, ' give girl a break. ' He jerked off and had Kristol play with herself. He stared at her magical eyes and her wet Bush. He exclaimed to her,"Gorgeous.". Then back to Mish for the Grand Finale. Mongo thought, 'Awesome MexiTinas! '

Mongo walked once again. He ate some food and then returned to the Zona Norte. This time Mongo was much more experienced and he flirted even more with the girls. Many a heart broke as he talked, flirted and walked. Many times he had to break from their manic grasp as they pleaded for Mongo's milk. 'Suky Suky, Fuky fuky. ' Mongo felt like meat. 'More fun! ' He knew one more was all he could handle and looked for just the right one.

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Mongo at last met Mayra. 'Mayra look too hot. ' If Mongo were to cock and reload to fire again, Mongo needed the BEST. He found a white 5'7" HSW. She had perfect EVERYTHING. She was by far the curviest but still slimmest in alot of curvy slims. She was by the Corral Hotel near where Mongo met Mia. .30 for Mayra and. 06 for room. He tried to lay pipe to China with Mayra, but after 20 minutes, KNOCK, KNOCK! 'Time no more? ' He drilled a minute longer. Now, this part scared Mongo. He thought, 'What happen to erection if no finish? ' Pics, but promised for my eyes only.

Luckily, after a minute the ice melted. 'Whew. ' Mongo pictured himself trying to enter the US with 20 pills of Viagra and a hard-on.

Mongo was happy. He smiled ear to ear and showed his toothless grin.

Before he passed he reminisced to me how all were so happy to spend time with Mongo. Non complained or cared about the time. And when Mongo asked for something, Mongo got. As he fell asleep he vowed to me that he'll return, 'Again and again. '

[QUOTE=Christophe1; 1602628]If there were a medal for Mongering, Mongo would contend for the gold. He just stopped by my house and spoke to me the following report.

Before I begin, let me state that Mongo has a mentality from a bygone era. He believes MEN should wear shorts, 'Sometimes! ' And that woman should be bare foot or wear only high heels, 'Easier for Mongo to catch. '

Mongo woke up yesterday as we all did. But, instead of rushing out of bed to shit, shower and shave, he laid in bed and listened. He heard the birds chirping, he looked out the window, gasped and said, 'Ah, Perfect Day. ' He then examined his belly button. This led to a proper cleansing of all the lent from his navel.

'Hmmm, what Mongo do? Massage? ' Slowly deep inside Mongo's mind a cog rustily struggled to turn the crank, 'AH, Mongo have Lightning bulb idea, Mongo go to Mexico! ' This excited him to no end and he almost had an erection.

Off to the BC cruiser he sprung (or sprang). Two hours later he arrived at the Border. 'Love Holidays. No traffic. '

He parked next to the border crossing bridge. 'It only cost $10 fee for 24 hours, ' he said with amazement and he walked across the border.

Pharmacy dudes asked Mongo if he wanted DRUGS. Mongo wanted drugs. Mongo bought Viagra, and ingested it. He continued to the Zona de Tolerancia.

Within 10 minutes walking on foot he was there. (Please listen to this. While listening; close your eyes, picture scantily dressed curvy hookers everywhere, flashing blinky lights, and blaring bass driven music. This will give you half an idea of Tijuana after dark). [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo8ARyL7L5U&feature=related[/url] Listen to at least 2:20 minutes into song.

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Donkey Show? 'Mongo not deranged maniac. Mongo just a PUSSY lover. '

Mongo walks and thinks, 'people are strange. ' Then he finds himself exactly where he wanted to be. (See Map).

At first Mongo walked around to survey the scene before sunset. He was surprised to see that the streets weren't shoulder to shoulder with hookers, 'Maybe just Summer? ' Then he realized how he appreciated the open culture that his eyes scanned; Mongers, legal prostitutes and police all together. Kumbaya. A Monger Paradise.

He walked for an hour. On the north side of Callejó and Coahulia he saw the prettiest girls. He concentrated between his legs and he felt an effervescence, 'Pill drug effects now. Load READY! '

He noticed a girl shaking her booty and bouncing up and down. She wore a white checkered dress. Part was cloth, the other part was skin. 'I see panties! '

He approached, they made light conversation and the next thing you know, Mongo and Mia went into the hotel. 'He, he. Mia nice. ' She was a 19 year old from Mexico City that had been in Tijuana for 6 months. 5'4" with curves to die for. She had long blondish hair, her eyes were made up magically with great long lashes.

$12 for the room for an hour and $45 to Mia. Mongo didn't want to take chances because he had never experienced male-enhancement before. She was perfect. Great tits, a shaved Bush, she was both luscious & sensual looking. Mongo and Mia did it in all directions. Some that defied gravity. Mongo dropped a Nuclear Nut. Before he bust, Mongo asked, 'Me want to Spugee on your Coochie. ' She said, 'No comprende. ' Too bad for her Mongo thought. 'Guess she no need shower. ' No Pics.

After walking around for thirty more minutes Mongo found Kristol. She was 5'2" young, curvy and cute. 'Give me. 20 and. 05 for the room. ' Mongo's tongue fell from his mouth and his Jr. Throbbed. He asked if it was, 'No ropas? ' In Mongo's withered brain there still was a memory that Tijuana Hookers try to up sell. (.05 extra to take off all clothes). 'Nip in bud first. ' He said out loud and negotiated all extras before holding hands. She had the prettiest young face. In the. 05 room he had to kiss her checks and snuggle her breasts. She allowed pictures. She sat next to Mongo and caressed and played with his hairy chest as he showed her the pictures. 'No face. No Facebook. Me promise'

Mongo disrobed. 'LOL, I do Macho dance. ' He whirled Jr around and Kristol giggled while bouncing her breasts up and down.

Like Mia before, they did Mish, Doggie then Mongo thought, ' give girl a break. ' He jerked off and had Kristol play with herself. He stared at her magical eyes and her wet Bush. He exclaimed to her,"Gorgeous.". Then back to Mish for the Grand Finale. Mongo thought, 'Awesome MexiTinas! '

Mongo walked once again. He ate some food and then returned to the Zona Norte. This time Mongo was much more experienced and he flirted even more with the girls. Many a heart broke as he talked, flirted and walked. Many times he had to break from their manic grasp as they pleaded for Mongo's milk. 'Suky Suky, Fuky fuky. ' Mongo felt like meat. 'More fun! ' He knew one more was all he could handle and looked for just the right one.

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Mongo at last met Mayra. 'Mayra look too hot. ' If Mongo were to cock and reload to fire again, Mongo needed the BEST. He found a white 5'7" HSW. She had perfect EVERYTHING. She was by far the curviest but still slimmest in alot of curvy slims. She was by the Corral Hotel near where Mongo met Mia. .30 for Mayra and. 06 for room. He tried to lay pipe to China with Mayra, but after 20 minutes, KNOCK, KNOCK! 'Time no more? ' He drilled a minute longer. Now, this part scared Mongo. He thought, 'What happen to erection if no finish? ' Pics, but promised for my eyes only.

Luckily, after a minute the ice melted. 'Whew. ' Mongo pictured himself trying to enter the US with 20 pills of Viagra and a hard-on.

Mongo was happy. He smiled ear to ear and showed his toothless grin.

Before he passed he reminisced to me how all were so happy to spend time with Mongo. Non complained or cared about the time. And when Mongo asked for something, Mongo got. As he fell asleep he vowed to me that he'll return, 'Again and again. '[/QUOTE]Yeah, I'm a pussy for not going down anymore. I sure do miss that cheap perfect little chica!

[QUOTE=Christophe1; 1602628]If there were a medal for Mongering, Mongo would contend for the gold. He just stopped by my house and spoke to me the following report.

Before I begin, let me state that Mongo has a mentality from a bygone era. He believes MEN should wear shorts, 'Sometimes! ' And that woman should be bare foot or wear only high heels, 'Easier for Mongo to catch. '

Mongo woke up yesterday as we all did. But, instead of rushing out of bed to shit, shower and shave, he laid in bed and listened. He heard the birds chirping, he looked out the window, gasped and said, 'Ah, Perfect Day. ' He then examined his belly button. This led to a proper cleansing of all the lent from his navel.

'Hmmm, what Mongo do? Massage? ' Slowly deep inside Mongo's mind a cog rustily struggled to turn the crank, 'AH, Mongo have Lightning bulb idea, Mongo go to Mexico! ' This excited him to no end and he almost had an erection.

Off to the BC cruiser he sprung (or sprang). Two hours later he arrived at the Border. 'Love Holidays. No traffic. '

He parked next to the border crossing bridge. 'It only cost $10 fee for 24 hours, ' he said with amazement and he walked across the border.

Pharmacy dudes asked Mongo if he wanted DRUGS. Mongo wanted drugs. Mongo bought Viagra, and ingested it. He continued to the Zona de Tolerancia.

Within 10 minutes walking on foot he was there. (Please listen to this. While listening; close your eyes, picture scantily dressed curvy hookers everywhere, flashing blinky lights, and blaring bass driven music. This will give you half an idea of Tijuana after dark). [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo8ARyL7L5U&feature=related[/url] Listen to at least 2:20 minutes into song.

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Donkey Show? 'Mongo not deranged maniac. Mongo just a PUSSY lover. '

Mongo walks and thinks, 'people are strange. ' Then he finds himself exactly where he wanted to be. (See Map).

At first Mongo walked around to survey the scene before sunset. He was surprised to see that the streets weren't shoulder to shoulder with hookers, 'Maybe just Summer? ' Then he realized how he appreciated the open culture that his eyes scanned; Mongers, legal prostitutes and police all together. Kumbaya. A Monger Paradise.

He walked for an hour. On the north side of Callejó and Coahulia he saw the prettiest girls. He concentrated between his legs and he felt an effervescence, 'Pill drug effects now. Load READY! '

He noticed a girl shaking her booty and bouncing up and down. She wore a white checkered dress. Part was cloth, the other part was skin. 'I see panties! '

He approached, they made light conversation and the next thing you know, Mongo and Mia went into the hotel. 'He, he. Mia nice. ' She was a 19 year old from Mexico City that had been in Tijuana for 6 months. 5'4" with curves to die for. She had long blondish hair, her eyes were made up magically with great long lashes.

$12 for the room for an hour and $45 to Mia. Mongo didn't want to take chances because he had never experienced male-enhancement before. She was perfect. Great tits, a shaved Bush, she was both luscious & sensual looking. Mongo and Mia did it in all directions. Some that defied gravity. Mongo dropped a Nuclear Nut. Before he bust, Mongo asked, 'Me want to Spugee on your Coochie. ' She said, 'No comprende. ' Too bad for her Mongo thought. 'Guess she no need shower. ' No Pics.

After walking around for thirty more minutes Mongo found Kristol. She was 5'2" young, curvy and cute. 'Give me. 20 and. 05 for the room. ' Mongo's tongue fell from his mouth and his Jr. Throbbed. He asked if it was, 'No ropas? ' In Mongo's withered brain there still was a memory that Tijuana Hookers try to up sell. (.05 extra to take off all clothes). 'Nip in bud first. ' He said out loud and negotiated all extras before holding hands. She had the prettiest young face. In the. 05 room he had to kiss her checks and snuggle her breasts. She allowed pictures. She sat next to Mongo and caressed and played with his hairy chest as he showed her the pictures. 'No face. No Facebook. Me promise'

Mongo disrobed. 'LOL, I do Macho dance. ' He whirled Jr around and Kristol giggled while bouncing her breasts up and down.

Like Mia before, they did Mish, Doggie then Mongo thought, ' give girl a break. ' He jerked off and had Kristol play with herself. He stared at her magical eyes and her wet Bush. He exclaimed to her,"Gorgeous.". Then back to Mish for the Grand Finale. Mongo thought, 'Awesome MexiTinas! '

Mongo walked once again. He ate some food and then returned to the Zona Norte. This time Mongo was much more experienced and he flirted even more with the girls. Many a heart broke as he talked, flirted and walked. Many times he had to break from their manic grasp as they pleaded for Mongo's milk. 'Suky Suky, Fuky fuky. ' Mongo felt like meat. 'More fun! ' He knew one more was all he could handle and looked for just the right one.

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Mongo at last met Mayra. 'Mayra look too hot. ' If Mongo were to cock and reload to fire again, Mongo needed the BEST. He found a white 5'7" HSW. She had perfect EVERYTHING. She was by far the curviest but still slimmest in alot of curvy slims. She was by the Corral Hotel near where Mongo met Mia. .30 for Mayra and. 06 for room. He tried to lay pipe to China with Mayra, but after 20 minutes, KNOCK, KNOCK! 'Time no more? ' He drilled a minute longer. Now, this part scared Mongo. He thought, 'What happen to erection if no finish? ' Pics, but promised for my eyes only.

Luckily, after a minute the ice melted. 'Whew. ' Mongo pictured himself trying to enter the US with 20 pills of Viagra and a hard-on.

Mongo was happy. He smiled ear to ear and showed his toothless grin.

Before he passed he reminisced to me how all were so happy to spend time with Mongo. Non complained or cared about the time. And when Mongo asked for something, Mongo got. As he fell asleep he vowed to me that he'll return, 'Again and again. '[/QUOTE]Chris, this is hilarious. Hearing of Mongo's adventures made my day LOL

[QUOTE=JohnnyTheWad;1611516]Chris, this is hilarious. Hearing of Mongo's adventures made my day LOL[/QUOTE]Thanks! Writing isn't my strong point. So, I'm trying to improve. Mongo is a monster. He wants all of us to, " Mongo Go go!"

Tijuana and for that matter L. A. Is a Mongo paradise.

Always on the alert for good Poontang.

Went here yesterday while shopping / sightseeing. Used to be a regular here years ago. Massage was so-so. White towels looked dirty. But the girl was cute and only $25 for 1 hour. Next time I think I'll try Aztec Massage. Used to go there before Vivamex opened. Anyone know of other places to get good cheap massages?

Been going to T. J. The past couple of weeks and I will say Mondays are becoming my favorite days. Girls seem to be hungry this day. At AB I get constant requests to up for. 40. The sidewalk girls also seem to be more fun and also hungry. Last Monday I hooked up with Carina that stands near La Valentina bar.

Now, I am not a big fan of CBJ. But this girl was too cute and sweet to pass up. This girl gave me one of the best CBJ ever for. 26. I swear it felt like a BBBJ. Hargow, I've yet to run into your Jamie. As far as Sara the girl I gave many of you her cell number to is concerned? Looks like she just vanished from this planet.

Trike

I'll be in town visiting and have never been to Tijuana. Anyone want to take a trip over? I'd be driving over from Azusa but I hear many a great things about Tijuana!

Don't forget your passport.

[QUOTE=Werximpreza;1683435]I'll be in town visiting and have never been to Tijuana. Anyone want to take a trip over? I'd be driving over from Azusa but I hear many a great things about Tijuana![/QUOTE]

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I used to be a Zona regular but have not been there in about 10 years.

My regular at the time was "La Famosa" Heidi from Chicago Club.

Next week I will be in SD for a few days but can only "get away" during the daytime.

Any information on daytime in the Zona / Adelitas would be appreciated.

Thanks

On vacation and thinking of heading down there Thu. Anyone willing to tag along, I haven't been there in ten years since I was 18. Not sure if much has changed

I'm just too scared. I'm afraid I'll get mug from behind or robbed or what not. But god damn these girls look good. Better than what's in the US

Same here. I don't even know what to expect or where to go. But I'm just going to do it. I'm hispanic. Look half white so hopefully I don't run into any problems

Well I know how you can turn your frown up and around. Don't need to worry because you'll find hos here in a hurry.

¡Arriba! Ole, ole, OLE!

'Ha ha, that's right Amigo. Come over here to Tijuana and check out my stuff. Come on take a look. Bargain prices. '

If you're looking for the best bang for your buck then Tijuana is the place. Twenty to Sixty U.S. I just got back.

Since I'm still basically an amateur gringo, I rode into Tijuana town on a wing and prayer with my gun out, already cocked and loaded. Not that this place requires any adept mongering skills. Unless you're a hardened hobbyist of the Señor class, already grown tired of the street and strip scene, and duck into torrid hidden places for your adventuring. I arrived sometime around 2pm mid-week and there were about 100 or more chicas dotting the Zona Norte. I had time constraints and I wanted to beat the commuting traffic back (USA pedestrian entry 4 took 30 minutes).

I walked the zone and wasn't overly impressed with the women I saw. Most were young, many were cute, some had great bodies, but only a couple had a face that I was attracted to. Lots of the girls had on tight spandex pulled up way too high as if to highlight their camel toe (new style?). About 5 had on the school girl uniform that took me aback as they seemed like 16 years old trying to lure me to their lair. If it wasn't for the assault rifled Policia nearby I would have thought they were illegal. Anyways, it was early and a weekday so the pickings were fairly good considering, and after an hour became better.

I ducked into a couple of the strip clubs but the offerings didn't look any more appealing than the ones I saw outside in the light.

Then there she was. 3044 Calle Coahuila, Zona Norte, Tijuana. I saw before me a 5'4' slim golden beauty. She was wearing the Figueroa 'fit. Pink See-through knit slip-over dress with g-string bottom and bra. She had black curly hair with many blondish highlights. If the outfit wasn't enough to evoke a Pavlovian response, her face was. She had Asiatic features and I had to do a double take to make sure she was Mexican. She had dark capacious bedroom eyes with fantastically long eyelashes. Next to her left eye she had on light green face sequins that melted my will.

¿Cómo te llamas? She replied Yvonne (or Yvette). We went to the room. On the way there, I got the high-five approval of a local. 'She's Primero gringo. ' Inside she took off her clothes. Her body was pure heaven. Flawless, tight, golden spinner. She has little A-cups with inverted nipples that easily erected themselves upon a light caress. Easily her body is a 10/10 for her type. Face an 8. 5.

We jump onto the bed and she used her mouth to put on the cover. Then, this is a first time with a latina for me, she jumps on Asian CG. And what a site it was. I was admiring her perfect 20 y/o breasts, her shaved pussy and her hanging p-lips as she lowered. Then she got stuck. She couldn't get me inside her. It was just too tight. She persisted and I entered. One of tightest holes I have been in. ACG, Mish, doggie, mish. Adios gringo.

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Dress up paramilitary look equiped and resemble thier police but not identical just enuff tactical gear to pass as someone not to be fucked with and get as tan as you can thru makeup or tan bed or spay and if any policeman gives you shit Just tell them you are here on official business conducted to keep thier law force armed with weapons know them and compliment thier organic fabricated new rifle they use derived from Heckler & Koch and try not to smile too much also know about how thier system works and ask if they can watch your back for a kickback of $ or american product they may want in return to stay safe and guarded there