[QUOTE=YourPopRock; 1709645]Anything that yourpoprock writes is a work of fiction. Only a fool would take his writings as fact.
That being said. So after a night out at the strip club in north Minneapolis (double deuce) , I thought I would try my luck on the old Lake St. I saw a WSW a block east of the taco bell on lake and did a round-a-about turn through Ocampa mexican restaurant to pull back on lake (Ocampa is closed, so I looked as if I were looking for food). I doubled back and pulled up to her on the south side road just off of lake a block from taco bell. She immediately asked what I was up for as far as sex. She quoted FS for $70. 00.
We pulled 6 blocks away to a deserted area and she took off one boot, pulled down her pants and whipped out a condom. I am guessing foreplay wasn't a specialty of hers. She unzipped me, grabbed my cock and roughly put a condom on me. This was NOT a turn-on. I asked her to begin blowing me to get me in the mood, but either it was the beer or the brashness of her approach that kept me from standing at full attention. I attempted to finger her while she blew me (covered) and it was like trying to force your finger between 2 pieces of velcro. Dry as a desert, tight as a keyhole and whiskers like the teeth of a venus fly trap. She also had that not-so-freshness that all good women strive for.
She mentioned that I wasn't hard (thanks for rubbing that point in) and I said "fine, let's do a BBBJ". She took the condom off, went back to work with more vigor and told me to tell her when I was going to cum. I told her, but she clearly didn't hear so I came in her mouth. She gagged and then spit on the floor of my car. Just what I always wanted! I let her wipe her mouth off on an old scarf (which I threw away) and compose herself. I dropped her off, $70. 00 lighter (she asked for a tip, I said she was getting 70 for a BJ and not to complain. I dropped her at the check cashing place on lake and that was where I left her.
She was honestly about a 4/10 and I am sure I got ripped off. Her name is Maria and she gave me here digits.
There it is gentlemen and gentlemen, my first monger experience.[/QUOTE]Sorry to hear you had such a bad experience. It's stories like this that have kept me away from the stroll for a while.
