Yeah! What Streetfiend Says...
Especially the part about picking up druggie hookers. I did that once back in the 80's. Turns out that the cop who stopped us was a well known dumbass sergeant with an IQ a couple of points above Forrest Gump.
Anyhow, the hooker drops her little baggies of crack and marijuana down inside the console. Dumbass cop searched the car and I could not believe it as he tossed the baggies off into the floor, dismissing them as trash. He lectured me on who I had in the car with me. (Like that's going to do any good...) I managed to convince him she was only there to help me locate a pick-up I was trying to repo.
Anyway, dont expect to get stopped by a dumb cop. Cops these days miss very few tricks and they would sell their grannies into slavery to make a pross or John bust.